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Friendship is my first choice, and is not more or less than a romantic or sexual relationship... just different. If you get bored, or want to be bored by a professional, feel free to contact me... My username is quite searchable... honest I am looking for a friend to help me keep my couch from flying through the ceiling... Qualified applicants will also be willing to keep an eye on the TV and VCR to make sure that it doesn't do anything odd either... firemaking skills are a plus... so long as one is capable of keeping your fires in my fireplace, or at the ends of candles or incense... of course in THIS heat, it would be best to keep most of the heat elsewhere... or just enjoy the cool AC... <kept at a comfortable 70 degrees or cooler at all times> Occasional jaunts out to eat, sing, dance, and otherwise keep boredom at bay are encouraged, but not expected... Sense of humor a MUST... Applicants must enjoy food for foods sake, as counting calories is not perm...

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