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I am actually a midget under 3 ft something? look a lot like Yoda in Star Wars. I have a ton of facial hair, but don't worry: it will not interfere with me licking your face or making out with your family members. Oh! and do not overlook the fact that I have one of the prettiest smiles you have ever seen because I do have one good tooth! (all the better to bite you with) Now, just because I can braid my armpit hair, dont' get jealous because your hair is not as long as mine. Last time I bathed? umm. what's today? oh, well, it's only Thursday. Not my day to shower, or take a bath.(I have the giggles over writing this, & hope you are laughing too!) Now, as you can tell, I do have a sense of humor and I would prefer to meet very cerebral, outragously funny, quick witted,health conscience, people who love God First before Anything else! God First, Family second & Financial Success third. I am DEFINITLY off the market....as I have found my soul-mate. Please do not send me winks! (I WILL NOT REPLY TO WINKS!!) If you are interested in Romance, move on because I am happily, blissfully married, very faithful & deeply in love with a man that I couldn't have even dreamed up. As of September 17, 2005, MGH1954 and I were married.(so we are living proof that Mingles does in fact work)! In fact, we are so in love that our feet haven't touched the ground since we were married and I don't foresee them helpin us walk in the very near future. (BTW....is anybody out there a doctor who could drop by our home???? We seem to be in some rather severe pain from the smiles that are frozen on our faces. LOL) Now back to the main point....I am interested in making Quality Friendships & Pen Pals, that hopefully will last a lifetime. (Quality over Quantity~please!)Please make a special note of this: (I detest the mere smell of Ignorance.) Please be a True Christian who also happens to be hysterically funny, quick witted, sarcastic & cerebral.!!! But, truthfully... Both my Husband & I worhship Jesus Christ as our One & Only Savior, and we both want to make friends with people that have a TRUE relationship with Christ. I highly recommend the website: LIVEPRAYER.COM (This website is AWESOME!)(F.Y.I>> I turned 29 AGAIN This year. Ha-Ha. (as far as I am concerned, I am still convinced that I am in my early 20's most of the time, although as I have already stated that I have turned 29 again, so at you know I am actually of legal age even if at times, I refuse to act it!