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Someone once said, "Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth." But, here goes: To say that I am an optimist would be an understatement. Not only do I see the glass half full but also see it as having the potential to overflow the glass. When I was a child my parents believed I was too positive. They enlisted the help of a psychologist who felt he could cure me of this personality disorder. Since my birthday was in a few days he instructed my parents to remove all of my belongings from my room and fill it with horse manure. Certainly this would cause me to see the world in less than a rosie outlook. When I saw the huge pile of manure I jump into the middle of it and began to dig. My parents were completely confused by my actions and seeming delight at the situation. My father said to me, son, what are you doing? I replied, with all of this horse manure surely there must be a pony here somewhere. Okay, this is a bad joke but it does give a good represent...

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