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So what can I say? I'm humorous or as my real friends say-humorless.They are just too polite Witty,charming,intelligent,looklike Brad Pitt,have all the attributes your looking for-just ask me!Please don't reply if you believe all that crap.I'd just make your life miserable and you wouldn't comprehend 98% of anything I say( and never ask me-Do I look fat in this dress? If you have to ask, you probably are!! A little bit of pork never hurt anyone-right? Seriously,these things are stupid;but,I guess they beat the bar scene. You don't want to hear about my three great (grown and out of my wallet)kids. $750,000 for college and prep school is enough! Yea, I finally got it right just like Bill Murray in "Ground Hog Day" (If you don't get that one-please don't respond either. Sometimes I can have a sardonic-scarcastic sense of humor My idea of fun is an endless barage of "one liners" till everyone gets tired of insulting the entire Northern(and Southern) hemi-spheres-sp Thank Dog for spell check when I really need it.I'm also a bit dislexic I do enjoy quiet time,just having a friend near as often as possible-but consider me low maintenance I like attractive people who take pride in themselves and in what they do Now that I've scared all of you off,come back!! I'm not that bad-really. I hate idiot overbearing bosses with a "head trip "they consider intelligence just like you do My problem is that I really can't keep my mouth shut-that's why I work for myself!!