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Ho ho Ho, Damit! I am SantaCrapper, and don't forget it! I spread joy and doo-doo thruout the world every Holiday Season - why should this year be any different, I ask you? I had another great summer with my modelling divas (as you can see), and now I am ready to get back to work! As soon as I get rid of this damned cough, I'll begin to inventory things here in the North Pole. So be good, all you Minglers, or you will find not coal in your stockings ... but CRAP! Where do you think I got my name?
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About Me
- Gender:Male
- Age:87
- Location:Yukon Territory (North Pole ... Duh!)
- Distance From You:unknown
- Marital Status:Married
- Ethnicity:Caucasian (White Beard, Usually Wear Red)
- Religion:Other (I'm Santa Damit!)
- Education:High School
- Profession:Toymaker, Executive Producer
- Body Type:Large (Plump, Bouncy, Strong Thighs)
- Height:6'3"
- Hair:Other
- Eyes:Blue
- Astrological Sign:Capricorn
- Smoking:Trying to quit
- Drinking:Don't drink
- Children:Have children (living with me)
- Want Children?Yes
- Looking For:friendship
- Favorite Movies:Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas, Goodfellas
- Last Good Book I've Read:How To Lose Weight so you can still fit down those *%$^ing New-fangled Chimneys
- Magazines I Like:Cosmopolitan, Time, Hot-Rod Sleighs.
- TV Shows I Try Not To Miss:Weather Channel, Oprah (I love her), Price is Right - ooh Baby, I love Bob's Girls!!!
- Music I Love:Mettalica, Beastie Boys, Marilyn Manson
About the Person I'm Interested In
- Gender:Female
- Age:18 to 99
- Max Distance From Me:20000 miles
- Marital Status:(no preference)
- Ethnicity:(no preference)
- Religion:(no preference)
- Education:(no preference)
- Body Type:(no preference)
- Height:4'0" to 7'11"
- Hair:(no preference)
- Eyes:(no preference)
- Smoking:(no preference)
- Drinking:(no preference)
- Children:(no preference)
- Want Children?(no preference)
- Someone Looking For:(no preference)
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