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OK, I was born and bred in NY, but don't hold that against me. The truth is, I'm only half as obnoxious, and that half is more or less genetic. But you Chicago woman with you Big Ten, Mid-Western charms... oh my! I even stop at stop signs now and I NEVER park on the sidewalk anymore. I moved out to Chicago about eight months ago to take a new job as the Director of Business Development at a big multinational consulting company. Yeah well... if I knew what any of that actually meant, I might actually be retired already. But then what would I do with my beautiful summer days if not sit in my office working on my fluorescent tan? Jaundice is in... didn't anybody tell you? I live in Wicker Park which is treating me well. My liver has swollen quite nicely such that my friends have taken to calling me Fois Gras. I have an MA and a PhD in esoteric, mostly useless crap, but I did manage to write two novels in my spare time (like I have any), which annoys the crap out of the wanna...

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