I'm a lying, cheating, black-hearted bastard who will break your heart the first chance I get. I was married for 20 years to 8 different women all at the same time, non of whom are still sane. I'm looking for that special lady with the patience to show me what I need to do to finally get my act together. She should be really big and fat so I will have a place to hide when my ex-wives come looking for me. And most importantly, she needs to be smart enough to see through all the BS found on dating sites like this one including what I've written here!! sounder@iwon.com