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I'm a fairly interesting guy, pretty funny, clever, have an active imagination, and enjoy making people laugh, as well as offering advice, or a hand, or just an ear. Heck, a kidney wouldn't be too auspicious, and i'm not aversed to putting a lymph node on loan if I have to. I am searching for a family-oriented woman, who someday would like to start a family. Non-smokers preferred. Must have a sense of humor (dry is often good), a wit about them, and possibly a semi-automatic in case we're attacked by large lizard men. (Trust me, high school was never the same after that.) I am going through the motions of divorce. The paperwork is just a formality now, since we parted on less than amicable terms. Needless to say, it's completely over. Keep in touch!