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I'm a selfish prick. Good looking, thin, toned body. Young enough to do it, and old enough to do it right! I don't smoke or do drugs. I'm lots of fun, but I don't have time for petty drama. or emotional hysterics. I'm intelligent and persistent, and could care less what people think of me. I do what I want, when I want, and if I want it, I WILL get it!, but you probably already knew that. WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: Ya know the average woman is 5ft 5in tall, weighs 160 lbs (and this is high) and wears a size 14. Are you at least close to that with a pretty face and a nice a smile? Then hit me up. If I had to write a newspaper personal ad it would read something like this: Handsome, cultural, intellectual with big DICK! A marathon tongued cheek seeks beautiful woman in long term committed relationship for the purposes of making a boyfriend/husband insanely jealous for his purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars, new home in prestige area or beach front property. Multi-orgasm teaching at ...

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