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ashleymingle

Welcome to my profile. Enjoy yourself. I did!

Let me start by saying it's an honor to be selected by your search criteria. I am psychic and I knew you would be reading my profile today. Besides being psychic, I am an intelligent, witty, opinionated, jackass who is also humble, caring, sensitive (the non-crying type of sensitive) and funny. My friends say I am a cross between Bea Arthur and Pee Wee Herman. My enemies laugh every time my friends say stuff like that about me. My name, Ashleymingle, is Latin. It means, 'Guy with large package in his pants'. Those Latin people were also known for their sense of humor. Interestingly enough it turns out that the Latin version was shortened from the Greek, which originally meant, 'guy with large package in the BACK of his pants'. What were my parents thinking? Anyway, aside from being psychic and whatever else I just said I was, I have a job. I hear women like guys with jobs. I am secure emotionally and intellectually (the secret is lots and lots of glue). I have all of my fingers and toes. I graduated the eight grade and I know how to cypher. And I knew you were going to think that! I do not like golf, baseball, clubbing, country music, rap/hip-hop, people who like to use their cell phone in public all the time, people who cannot think for themselves (like staunch Democrats and Republicans), car commercials, lying, fair weather fans, religious people (bible thumpers), censorship, clove cigarettes, people who believe John Edwards talks to dead people, lawsuits, superficial peop...

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About ashleymingle

Gender:Male
Age:41
Location:Arizona (Phoenix Area)
Distance From You:unknown
Marital Status:Divorced
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Education:College
Body Type:Average
Height:6'2"
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Hazel
Astrological Sign:Gemini
Smoking:Trying to quit
Drinking:Social drinker
Children:Don't have children
Want Children?No
Looking For:(no preference)
Favorite Movies:Blankman or Evil Dead 2
Last Good Book I've Read:The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant
TV Shows I try Not To Miss:24, Survivor, Scrubs
Music I Love:CD? What's a CD?

ashleymingle Is Looking For:

Gender:Female
Age:28 to 45
Max Distance From Me:100 miles
Marital Status:Single, Divorced, Widowed or Separated
Ethnicity:(no preference)
Religion:Catholic, Protestant, Christian, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, Agnostic, Atheist or Other
Education:(no preference)
Body Type:Petite, Thin, Average, Athletic or A few extra pounds
Height:5'0" to 7'11"
Hair:Brown, Black, Blonde, Red or Other
Eyes:(no preference)
Smoking:(no preference)
Drinking:Social drinker or Drink regularly
Children:Don't have children or Have children (not living with them)
Want Children?No or Undecided
Someone Looking For:(no preference)