I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen all night long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, So when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. .