Happy, Humorous Handsome and Housetrained

And I am looking for a lying , cheating, wicked witch that hates music, and deplores the coast and absolutely hates both quiet nights at home and nights out on the town!! Sorry but Who really is looking for a dishonest person? Does that really have to be specified? And if they were dishonest , well come on now are they going to have a sudden bout of conscience and be honest all of a sudden with you? I am really looking to find a partner in crime, a confidante, a crony, a mate, a pal, A Dutch Uncle, a kibitzer, a companion, a chum, a compatriot, accomplice, a bedfellow, a partaker, a bosom buddy. hehehe I am a 1959 model almost all original equipment with a recent inspection sticker. I am peaceful and a little left of center. I have my own space, and vehicles,a career that I enjoy and they even pay me to have fun. I really dislike quantifying people like this, but in the online world it seems to be necessary. SO..My perfect Stepford wife would not smoke cigarettes, 420 is good (but not required, only tolerance) , occasional cigar , thats OK. But a cigarette smoker just doesn't work for me. She can be a moderate social drinker, fun is good , puking in a Dumpster outside Crown Plaza , where we had spent $200 for a nice Jacuzzi suite BAD. Know your limits and be able to handle it please. Then we can ALL have fun!!!Yipeee!! MUSIC, It amazes me that this is an issue but it is. everybody says they like music, and what they mean is "I like music that they ...

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