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There once lived a....

clown with yellow balloons

Be afraid.....VERY afraid...

who liked to eat

big, juicy, deep-fried...

pancakes in the morning

(ugh!! Erase that ^^^, I didn't see Mostie's post)

...chicken in the morning...

while riding a unicycle...

He did this because....

of a recent dream....

that involved Ronald McDonald...

and a bunch of....

munchkins, that said they

enjoy eating out in

the morning sun shine....

.

His biggest problem was

that frizzy red hair

(lol....no comment about curly red hair)

..that did not match...

his shiney red shoes...

or his yellow balloons...

which prompted Fashion Police...

to call Heidi Klum!

(trying to rhyme with balloons and invoke a fashion icon at the same time. I suck.)

"Why would you go " she said

for so much red

(um...that's five words..)

Because he has to....

wear a tan instead

on his day off

from his silly job

without warning, he died.

when suddenly without warning

the coffin did shake.

the von_areolacam clown arrived

(areola cam? clown?)

is this AFF?

hid in the trees

but not for long

ran with Hiedi Klum

to a far away

island where only scars

from clubbing in bars

all float down there

swept by the tsunami

onto sun swept beaches

they had finally arrived

as Ronald spots Gilligan...

in a clown suit

running towards the big

Golden arches for fries

, polishing shoes with transfat..

while consuming those delicious...

( NOTHING AT MAC'S IS DELICIOUS )

lobsters on his shoes

smacking his lips too

the TOM TOM CLUB

while wondering what the

heck he did with...

the damn yellow balloons. . . .

Heidi Klum consumed them

hoping these balloons would...

Turn into Big b00bs....

I wish I knew

how to read minds

at a cracker factory

where keebler elves keep

Their kinky sex toys

away from tante's reach

enabling Heidi to snag

these toys from their...

Grasping greedy elf hands

taking them to her

New York penthouse apartment

where they will lick

Manny's sexy toe nails

by the fire place

laying on a comfortable

fur carpet totally naked

licking banana pie off

a big hulking transgender

Heavy Metal front man

MANNY,

I didn't know

that i was so

completely unashamedly unihibited by

warts on his nobber

our clown pokes his

head out of a

10 story window and

screams like a banshee

because he saw a

lady wearing a moomoo

Who looked like Teek

whoever the heck Teek

who lived in sin..

and drank chianti till

the sun came up

watching his big blue

car get stole by

(ugh!...*stole = stolen*)

geen probleem tropical princess

the cabana stud with

a companion from Endor...

whose legs and arms where

all shaped like penises

but his ego was

enormus unlike his small

crystal oscillator which he...

used to run his

subatomic particle replicator that

Imploded and caused a

ladies at mingles found

"imploded and caused a"

period of Global warming....

where Heidi could only

scream running what the

f*ck is going on

with my large vibrator

With Gibson Les Paul

who was boinking Mary...

while he was dating..

lard ass hillary clinton

in th oval office

with a midget standing

shouting, "JENNA BUSH, 2012"

(she likes planning ahead)

for that special day

on the mayan doomsday

singing its raining men

accompanied by Mick Jagger

with lips to spare

for lots of fun

with rod stewarts body

minus all the wrinkles

waiting to see her

playing with aliens at

home underneath the tree

wondering why they wouldn't

make her feel better

than playing with herself

as the seven dwarfs

digged for jewels that

were in the family...

scratching, only to find

a plastic crackerjack toy

peanuts and a prize

thats what you get

in CrackerJacks, Da DAAAAA!

hahahah

sugar rush/ bad teeth

big butt/bad breath

great ass/ nice smile

which radiates her inner

vice for hot steamy

veggies cooked in a

Swiss cheese/wine sauce

that was made for

a delightful dish,

Sissy

Quisine fit for a

bull shit

cow shit

whole lotta shit....whewwww!!!!!!

so with a clothes pin

that be five words

she layed down some

Bear skin rugs and. . .

Whips and chains and

proceeded to go down

on whoever was ready

to give her plenty

of coupons for the

drug store around the

nearest lasik eye center.

to which she exclaimed

i need new purple

pants to match the

color of my bra

and my boa needs

diamond studded heavy-duty handcuffs

that make you feel

restrained and all blingy.

and a blingy thingy

that dangled around the

clown's very blue ball

s was a silver

Thingy that seemed to

shine as bright as

the eyes of a

thirsty Vampire at 3AM

so off he went

searching for a sexy

Mummy to unravel his

business investments because he

was to drunk to

get it up financially

no dollar no holler

yelled the blue collar

stop stepping on my

titties when they fall

I'm without a bra

but fortunately I got

a wheelbarrow to help

to carry these 48DD's ...

double dd's double trouble

Like two melons in

a Paris cafe while

dancing the mambo number

in shoes and socks

I screamed grab your

Ankles and assume the

postman always rings twice

But only knocks once

in a while if

your letter is not

delivered in time for

The ultimate showdown between

Minglers and Baloney Heads

so grab your weapon

head for the hills

And grab a chicken

and a bowl with

cream of wheat sprinkled

with tasty cheese puffs

but avoid plates of

yellow cottage cheese and

Krispy cream doughnuts and

mounds of worms and

Spaniards who eat them

with mustard and jelly

beans made out of

earwax, bug guts and

wet cow flops, and

you wouldn't believe how

Bessie the Brown Cow

can groove to the

beat of a different

cowbell and make chocolate (is cowbell one or two words)

chip cookies for another

thirty years worth of

sex, drugs, and rock

-ing chairs & dentures

with lots of yellow

submarine sandwiches without any

mustard but extra mayo

and lots of blue

water from an outdoor

toilet that uses potent

toxic iced-blue bowl mints

that make it look like

shit five

Blueberry wine for thirsty

pirates who lost their

Booty at one time

and at another time

and buried their treasure

where only minglers would

dare stick their nose

into coming out smelling

unlike a rose more

Like a pile of

smelly socks from yesterday's

homeless encampment where gathered

a bunch of greasy

Men dressed up as

Men in tight tights

Cher, Tina Turner, Dolly

in a famous casino

where Donald Trump said

Shake your big booty

"Ivanna's in my bed"...

Oops...I'm too late, lol.

Suddenly, Rosie O'Donnell leapt

up and grabbed Donald's

up and grabbed Donald's

controlling interest in his

comb-over for men

-eating sharks that swim

and playing to win

Elvis's famous blue suede

leisure suit and matching

wig that doubles as

A webcam, toenail clippers,

and wet bar for

dry martinis shaken but

Wait! Is that Marilyn

Manson with all of

the Osmond Brothers except

for Marie since she

Was too busy dancing

binge eating cupcakes and

being a pain in

the place where the

the sun don't shine

and the moon don't

cast beams on teeth

as big as my

Breast,(-LOL-) and as white

as my behind, when

what do you know,

came out of the

wondering eyes did appear,

Donnie Osmond who asked

to be excused because

when it rains, he

gets the urge to

Tinkle, and he likes

To wack his large

To wack his large

front tooth and smiles

at very loud old

pigeons who fly around

in a circle and

pooping on the nudist

know it all, and

Avoid bullets from her

estranged husband who's jealous

after dealing with Hag-atha

who wore leather chaps

and had gnarly thighs

like wobbly chicken butts

and gushy gopher guts

that swished when she

stood on her head

which improved her looks

by shifting her wrinkles

and resembling a sharpei

The best remedy ever

designed by man or

wrinkled old smelly dog

that catches frisbees but

won't do it until

frisbees are carefully washed

in Lavendar Bubble Bath

and rinsed in jello

and hung out to

wonder what happens next

On another note, Let's

Tie a rope on

that hefer then leave

A hand written note

to your mother for

New yellow clown shoes

to have them polished

for a beauty pageant

featuring bigfoot and his

sidekicks Barney & Friends

and purple people eater

and scoobydoo who was

Playing a flute with

Shaggy on drums while

thelma and shaggy were

Watching Fred do his

hair all slicked up

with gooey gobs of

lime green hair gel

worn by fans of

Shrek, Fiona and their family,

and you can buy

fantastic hair accessories at

Your local toy store

next to the playdoh

and the Little People

wearing really big shoes

that only snuffaluffagus could

wear if ernie and

bert had done what

they were being told

to play in the

Superbowl on Sunday because

nobody else would, besides

the other team really

consisted only of buttered

scones disguised wearing kilts

and holding their butterballs

with a tight grip

who lost their marbles

when captain hook sat

directly onto a stovetop

stuffing package never opened

because the seal was

balancing a beachball on

a wooden pinic table

covered with snozzberries and

one ambitious ant that

sang ding dong the

door bell is ringing

while doing the samba

in his pink underwear

that frightened all the

hairy monsters into a

clown car belonging to

none other than my

next door neighbor, Bozo

world's strongest clown, who

likes to eat petunias

fries after distracting her

raccoon from dressing up

in a clown outfit

leaving town immediately after

the big top fell

over and needed help

exclaiming, "I've fallen and

can't boogie down since

I partied like it's 1999

with Prince except he

(I know I've already failed these word threads, very very badly cos I don't even know how to count )

couldn't even count his

chickens before they hatched

in the purple rain

while the doves cry

in a red corvette

called Weird Symbol Name

with a Razzberry beret

and long ugly sideburns

who wasn't Michael Jackson

but Elvis in White

who shook and crooked

in blue suede shoes

in a blue jumpsuit

doing the jailhouse rock

with the blues brothers

and pee wee herman

at pee wees playhouse

where the Mystery Men

shoveled, forked, and bowled

their way to Timbuktu

and Bum **** Egypt

which is in another

alternate reality where aliens

refuse to play nice

and play poker professionally

with hit men on

talk shows hosted by

Carrot Top, Courtney Love

& Bob Barker's son

While eating potato salad

only 4 WW points

at the cashier and

the hunger goes away

until the morning when

the bright sunlight shines

upon all those dirty

dishes in the sink

because Palmolive really works

and no dishsoap hands

or dirty white walls

but it's not toothpaste

it's a brilliant concoction

that cleans great and tastes

like gin and tonic

and leaves floors sparkling

like diamonds & rubies

at half the cost

which reminds me, Once.......

upon a silly time

while picking my nose

while picking my nose

while picking my nose

Well I stuttered again ..either that or pick my nose alot..LOL well 3 times anyway..

I scratched myself where

**lol@FP**

-it tickles the most-

while driving my car

to Obama's mud hut

to Obama's mud hut

-two-three-four marching

politician drinking iced-tea

but not as weird

as seeing them chew

on a long waxy

female mannequin used for

selling Manolo Blahnik shoes

that come in all

sizes and colors except

you can't afford paying

for them with fish

and purple poker chips

because your pockets are

empty because you didn't

finish the last letter

to the intrigeing woman

with the sweet booty

who is deliciously curious

about what may transpire

as she began lubricating

The Oring that goes

where no o-ring has

a right to be

on without proper lubrication

or technical assistance to

or time to read

one more fat women.