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Little Miss Muffet sat on
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the hood of my corvette
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And she appeared to be
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scared by the teddy bear
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Miss numbers passes for vison
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in the backseat next to
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a giant, vibrating, rocking, hard
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when the batteries ran low
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, i love these threads
thats when Chuck Norris came
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and he pulled out his
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total gym and said Your Abs
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dang! 6 words lol
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they need help they sag..
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but maybe the bigger problem
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Concerning the size of your
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tit tats, nose piercings, and
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we all know it's cool .............(<--counts words before posting
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Whatever happened to the spider?
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got crushed when he sat
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down beside her and whipped
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the heck out of the
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A jar of pickles and
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ate a deliciously tart piece
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Of green eggs and ham
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so delicious better than spam
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or more like blueberry jam
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tastes better than toe -jam
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Talking of Sam I am?
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why yes I am man
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confused as heck but it's
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the end of this wreck
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and I guess I must
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buy some frilly pink panties
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dancing like i have ants
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eating spam inside my pants.
(huh?)
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I always wanted to tell
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There's never quite enough cowbell
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ears are ringing bloody hell?
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Now what is that smell?
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Spongebob oysters, in the shell.
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Scuba diving, into an abyssal hell.
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Now we're starting to gel..
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cast beneath this rhythmic spell.
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it isn't Purgatory, but Hell
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your face I must confess
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Looks like it's in distress
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is Angelfire over all men
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not exactly what I'm thinking
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it does, however, beat stinking
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stinking as you may, we
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disagree with what you say
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but what you might lay
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An egg on fresh hay
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and found in San Jose
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on a very beautiful day
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in the month of may
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drinking and dumpster diving, was
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A big pac rat from
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Mississippi who took one look
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where you cannot get a
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decent pizza pie like in
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Detroit where people eat bullets
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and have an uncanny ability
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to trim their nosehair while
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Shopping for an octopus to
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use it's suction for household
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Chores and bedroom related activities
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but nothing else matters because
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if mama's not happy nobody
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then all hell breaks loose
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and find yourself in a noose
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while acting like a goose
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While mating with a moose
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Which would make you loose
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and quote from Dr. Seuss
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Like "Cat In The Hat"
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Star bellied Sneetches are cool
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And Horton Hears A Who
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And a boy named sue
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who danced with Mary Lou
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and he never meant to
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bite off her big toe
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and spit it at Joe
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Average who is a nice
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in the shop, where he
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bought edible underwear to seduce
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Ponch and Jon From C.H.I.P.S.
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and dip but instead he
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drank an entire bottle of
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pepto bismol and grass
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which made his belly feel
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hard and full of gas
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so he farted all night
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LMAO V-BABE
until he felt light and
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fluffy. So he turned on
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**heheh**
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his battery operated dual action
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GI Joe rev 'em up
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Motorcycle, helicopter and snowmobile combo..
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with a side of fries
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and chilli with extra cheese
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said the photographer as he
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bent over and broke wind
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took pic of his shins
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then tripped and fell onto
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a giant birthday cake with
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deep purple icing on top
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and a minglette jumping out
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of a box and taking
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pictures of the crowd, gathered
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spring flowers that smelled like
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cow pattys on a tropical
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fish named Wanda that was
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the most colorful fish with
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smelly armpits like kevin klines'
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LMAO
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from which came the most
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obnoxious rank stank odor you
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ever smelled in your entire
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time you spent in jail
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reminded you of when
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You went dumpster diving naked
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and came out covered in
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National Geographic's The Most Sexiest
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gender benders in santa monica
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Who played flute and harmonica
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at Woodstock when the Who
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stumbled on stage without their
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fig leaves and bottles of
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Drumsticks, guitar picks and red
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red wine, which they drank
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and when nobody was looking
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through the kitchen door they
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Pondered a sight to which
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slid on their beer belly
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with baby oil and little
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bathing suits outside of their
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pinkmimosa mariposa lice filled heads
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scratching their crotch (LOL) while yodeling
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*sorry, I just witness a group of teens walking with their pants down to their knees and scratching.. LOL*
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"I wish I were in Dixie"...
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6 words captain??????? LMAO
cups that had alot of
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with that tramp named Pixie
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(I needed both "I's" to see what I was posting, that's my story and I'm sticking to it, lol)
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LMAO HAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO! OK I'LL LET IT SLIDE JUSSSSSSST THIS ONCE
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who gets so very frisky
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when she drinks the whiskey
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and voted for Richard Nixie (heh heh)
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haircut in a Pixie
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Puts clothes on thirty-sixyyy- hahahaha
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everyone said hurry up please
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and get off your knees.
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Don't Pick Up The Soap!
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operas that got cancelled because
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your mini skirt got caught
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by the Fashion Police driving
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a purple studabaker with pin
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and cheese with crumbled hamburger lol
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and a big tall glass
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with nothing in it
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that matched their extremely unpleasant
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odor that came off their
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Afros and they would sing
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"Hey hey, we're the monkeys!"
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LMAO Captain!
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Meanwhile, Bob Dylan got jealous
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Yes, green with envy and
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tan and wear his new
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the munchkins who were sunbathing
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In the Emerald city of
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the world's biggest and scariest
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who happened to be champion
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Breeders and knew exactly how
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to clean their teeth themselves
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while watching Lassie on television
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which is very strange because
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they would rather sniff their
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LMBO
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inside the tomb called king
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FuFu who played the violin
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Who had a dimple on
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squeezed his charmin instead of
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his front tooth that smelled
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Only the wrappers from the
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through your nose while singing
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The Star Spangled Banner because
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you couldn't burp the song
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that far out and freaky
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people need love too and
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every thousand miles don't forget
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just like the dog when he
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But the important lesson here
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Don't drink all the beer
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Until you have drank all
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The vodka, rum and whiskey....
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flavored chocolates you got for
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You said that you were
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Going to bring your mother
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to see what could happen
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when she spanks you for
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but avoid eating any because
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it turns me into a
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short and stubby to reach
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that's why Flintstone Vitamins are
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because if you dont look
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around you and up and
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of smell and then you
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but without singing that song
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i love you, you love
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but I wouldn't touch that
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you don't know where it's
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Tyler Moore because her teeth
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for only two bits
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& four score and seven
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minutes ago I played in
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because they lost their bling
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that tore from a ring
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that true love can bring
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when you hear Ding Ding
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watch your dong grow long
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.. long time ago, there once
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featuring 100 ways to cook
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....daddy can't rock & roll.....
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so instead we booked the
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Barney and his Crew yesterday
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and the day before that
veritababe 6/1/2008 9:34:31 AM
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so he can tour Ireland
Melissamichelleg (this topic's creator)6/1/2008 4:24:20 PM
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Scottland and the lochness to
veritababe 6/1/2008 9:14:14 PM
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his grandmother's house because she's
FrankenBiff 6/2/2008 7:29:50 AM
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got big teeth, said Little
veritababe 6/2/2008 8:03:55 PM
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Veritababe, the coolest shoe collector
FrankenBiff 6/3/2008 7:48:46 AM
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but then the wolf said,
Qtlymknnz 6/3/2008 9:29:40 AM
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my ears feel like they
veritababe 6/3/2008 8:54:21 PM
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are on fire, "Are you...
Melissamichelleg (this topic's creator)6/4/2008 1:45:03 AM
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playing with matches, I smell...
veritababe 6/4/2008 6:21:37 AM
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burnt peanuts shells in your
FrankenBiff 6/4/2008 7:37:04 AM
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room so are you smoking
veritababe 6/4/2008 3:42:58 PM
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that stuff again? Didn't I
FrankenBiff 6/5/2008 8:35:10 AM
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warn you never to buy
Qtlymknnz 6/5/2008 9:06:52 AM
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a pink satin teddy, with
FrankenBiff 6/5/2008 8:52:41 PM
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the Blue Man Group offering
veritababe 6/5/2008 9:40:30 PM
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concert freebies at Inspiration Point
FrankenBiff 6/6/2008 7:27:57 AM
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but don't forget to pack
veritababe 6/6/2008 8:51:03 PM
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an extra pair of underwear
veritababe 6/9/2008 12:37:39 AM
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for an emergency cos ya
Flowerpistol 6/9/2008 12:42:17 AM
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might get a wet whistle
FrankenBiff 6/9/2008 7:52:01 AM
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or a wet willie from
veritababe 6/9/2008 8:30:26 PM
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those wet-ones you keep
FrankenBiff 6/10/2008 7:52:37 AM
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getting licked by happy puppies
FrankenBiff 6/11/2008 7:56:23 AM
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named Bowser, Spot, Fifi, and
veritababe 6/11/2008 4:56:34 PM
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Max the wonder-licker mutt
FrankenBiff 6/12/2008 7:28:55 AM
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who has breath as bad
veritababe 6/14/2008 8:21:36 AM
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and big ugly brown teeth
Qtlymknnz 6/15/2008 10:31:58 AM
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and is missing patches of
veritababe 6/15/2008 1:31:12 PM
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fur around his long neck
FrankenBiff 6/17/2008 7:32:10 AM
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bottle of Lone Star beer
veritababe 6/23/2008 9:18:35 PM
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belly that matched his plaid
veritababe 6/27/2008 7:27:15 PM
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blizzard buster hat he wears
Qtlymknnz 6/30/2008 11:36:11 PM
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backwards but with classic style
veritababe 7/2/2008 11:57:28 PM
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such as Fred Astaire's debonair
veritababe 7/4/2008 9:32:46 PM
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and two left feet moves
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