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Old Mother Hubbard went to
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the porn store to get
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Some relaxation devices and a
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pair of benwa balls and
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When she got there she
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forgot her coupons and her
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brand new manolo blahnik shoe
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that she recently brought from
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The farmer in the dell
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Who said, Ooh my what
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The heck were you doing?
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there at that time of
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day,why did you ride
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horse instead of a car
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especially since My Little Pony
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Is smooth as butter on
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he slips and slides to
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little boy blue blowing his
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paycheck on frivilous purchases like
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his friends who have nothing
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But jumbo boobies and tight
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like an amateur swimsuit competition
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run by highly trained professional
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Hitmen, who put on shows
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at the birdcage tranny bar
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holding auditions for coyote ugly
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And preparing for a triathalon
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by drinking kamikaze shots in
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a thimble with a silly
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monkey on his back that
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jacked off looking at Hillary's
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voluptuous pocketbook of taxpayers' money
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that Bill stole from those
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dumb ass bush followers and
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after falling asleep at the
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whorehouse where the sexy blondes
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read comic books and sang
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were dressed all in Blue
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Bonnets while eating curds &
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whey and along came a
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computer geek who knows everything
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and plugged his ethernet in
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jill not jack how about
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Adjusting my silver codpiece and
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shinning it for a few
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once upon a times
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two and double your
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Happy endings with mary, mary
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the boogie woogie dancing queen
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along with Jack be nimble
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who told Jumping Jack Flash,
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To get The dog a
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Rubber ducky and a fat
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-headed sidekick who bumbles around
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your ear looking for vacancy
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and smells strongly of
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awful (hope I can sneak that in to make it five....)
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pickled herring and cheap wine
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in a box and then
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discarded into those green bins
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that change yellow in autumn
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just like the facinating gecko
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that does those television commercials
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and sells me car insurance
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so I can save money
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with geico so easy a
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caveman can do it except
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The cavemen live in the
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New York City apartment buildings
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right in soho by the
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bright red fire hydrant
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*LOOKS UP AND COUNTS* LMAO!!!!!!
that shoots out lots of
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dirty looks at friendly dogs
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because they think their poop
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decks need swabbing ever since
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goose feathers blew across the
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honey and molasses filled doughnut
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frosted with lots of whipped
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green beans and brussel sprouts
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with a little dash of
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lemon pepper & delicious
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fish oil that was topped
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by twelve chorus girls dancing
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a curious jig while cleaning
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Ovens then doing the CAN-CAN
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wearing hoochie boots because it's
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safer than dancing barefoot across
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broken glass and fryer oil
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on times sq in 1969
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while drunk and waiting for
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the chain gang to arrive
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and start the big project
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to change mice into strange
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beasts that growl all night
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at the disco where beautiful
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monkeys swing and then they
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all leave at once because
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the bed was finally free
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of lint and skin shedding
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but studio 54 was rockin
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to THE LIMBO ROCK line
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and every mingler was there
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with their hands raised up
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seeing how low they'd go
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short peole had the advantage
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Hey!!
heheh
because they are perfectly sized 
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and know what they're doing
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because it's their special purpose
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to be the most satisfying - LOL!!! wink
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*keep getting the boot*
Scorp requested "Scisco kid" for Verita (titles are one word?)
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LOL
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because of last night when (not directly mentioning it)
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HUH! (confused) but anyway!
twenty-four robbers came knocking on
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wood because they were superstitious
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time for the convention
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meli was in garters/stockings
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*I gotta get some sleep ladies...my insomnia is easing up snd im going to NYC for the airshow if it doesn rain* nitey nite have a great weekend.!!!! Ciao dos Bellas
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oh geeesh...talk about discombobulated. lol...
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LMAO Hahahaha!
she was scorps xmas present *winks*
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I laughed while leaving
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your house because you're funny
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LOL tsk tsk tsk burns thats 4 words burns lol and V-babe a double post? hmmmm LMAO
to watch and you are
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LOL-oops
simply divine to dance with
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except while skydiving which seems
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to not work because
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birds are attracted to their
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giant eyeballs and small earlobes
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pierced with diamond studs and
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pop rocks that you would
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crackle when they taste it
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along with a snap/pop
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just like Kelloggs Rice Crispies
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which tastes so delicious with
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no time for breakfast because
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the salt mines open early
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and it's work all day
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and turkeys in the way
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of the speeding car wheels
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and innocent motorcyclists and pedestrians
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getting smacked by watermelons thrown
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onto the streets of Narnia
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so grab a shovel and
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a lamp post for the
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mighty adventures of Under Dog
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who won't shake a paw
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with the evil Riff Raff
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nor able to leap large
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sums of money owed to
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Super Negro, mild-mannered custodian
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faster than a bowl of
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chitlins with seasoned collard greens
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spiced right with extra salsa
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