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I hate to shave...I sometime dont shave for 2 days three datys and then binge and shave every day or then I grow a really cool beard like Dinero had in the der hunter...what do you suggest , your wiseness...should I shave or just let it grow out like charlie mansion?

Maybe I'll get drunk and then shave, I'm just a fucher like that.

Back to the point...is it cool for old guys to let their buns hang out? I dont wear boxers though but boxer briefs..is ths ok?

And why is it that gen x doesnt hold doors for older people or get the hell out of the front seats on the G-d dam bus you lazy asses? and no one wants to hear your chirp phones while you sling your rock or mac daddy your girl frind...ya feel me.?

i could get Flowr pistols phone number....Ive been nothing but a gentleman and honest but that internet gunslinger wont give it up...hehe...

BY the My sperm count is just fine..dont you know that when the good lord was putting scorpios sexual parts together, he told the angels to hand he a few of those nerve endings there...then after thinging for a second..he said ...heck. gimme a whole bunch..I want those bad boyz to scream my name out when they are doing the humpty hump.

That goes for scorpio women too...in fact, they are even more crazy...and pleasurable. Thats not meant to insult any other sign, so please dont go gettin your feelings hurt.

I dont need any lessons in being romantic hommie..I act appropriate...I know which flowers to give to who and when and why...I myself prefer gardenais...Its also ok to write ehr some peotry...and its also ok...if you get the right cue to ravsge eher... you know if she gives you that look...just go ahead and rip her bra off....just make sure it wasnt one she just paid 20 something dollars for. Always...in public let her know youll be her protector and dont put yer napkin in yer shirt, even iffin you do that back at the farm.

Ah..the saying that the youth is wasted on the young...When I first heardthat ...I began to live life hard..and burnt my candle from both ends....

1 do her and not say anything?

2. kick o her out of bed Tell him about it

3. get to your cell phone and make it ring and pretend you have an emergency and leave...and talk to a few friends about what to do. Maybe this isnt the first guy shes done this with.

(Hand grenade pins in every line. Throw 'em up and let something shine. Going out of my ****ing mind. Filthy mouth, no excuse. Find a new place to hang this noose)

Ok so answers to questions:

1. To get someones phone number is easy its not funny if she hasn't given it up already then try and be nicer. If that doesn't work find out her real name and go whitpages.com and search it. There is this crazy thing called the interwebs use it stop crying.

2. Youth wasted on the young, then how come they say only the good die young? (Billy Joel)

3. First so why are you sleeping at a friends house? but either way is your friend married if so number 3. If hes not married number 2. If she is just a fling 1 then 2.

4. I am not a bit of a dick I just tell it like I see it. Also your profile pic not impressive. I could have used a pick of me bunjy jumping but I didn't who's the dick now, you thought so.

Any other dumb questions see your local mirror. For answers for those dumb questions listen to your local ass hole.

Wow Dude...wrong wrong wrong....get out of the house by all means. Theres gonna be times when the line is blurred like break ups or used to bes but when they are definitley together...get the hell out

******4. I am not a bit of a dick I just tell it like I see it. Also your profile pic not impressive. I could have used a pick of me bunjy jumping but I didn't who's the dick now, you thought so.****** Cimm, in his cute way was refering to me...he was letting you in on his private army. He needs recruits...Im the DICK-get it now...and he needs recruits by whatever means.

Cimm let me guess you are either hoping topush me over into all out absurdity or hoping ill say something to bring all of mingles to your defense...which is it? Youve already tried to name drop twice who might be willing to side with you. and by inference put me with in TCK camp....ooooooh.... is that supposed to put me on gaurd. for one I havent sdone anything to you.

All this insulting stuff is in youre on sphere dude.

although I have to admit , it resembles the cartoon I use to watch with my niece Pinky and the Brain...one is a genius and the other insane. Pinky is out to conquer the world every day but gets foiled. So well written satire for the adult who was stuck watching with a child but so funny to the kid who was obvious to the satire.

You might thinK Cimm that not only did I try to open dialog about your hobby on jumping but also if you recall I mentioned your heritage being jewish as I am an armchair historian and watch anything I can on the history of the Jews. Those were two openings for you to say something. One you said nothing, the other your responses were something to the effect that your family was all deceased, so I figured that was a bad subject and let it go. Perhaps it was part of WW 2 ugliness.

But at least I tried.

Now in your case. If I dont laff when you light the laff light or applaud when the applaud card comes up you get upset.

Not to mention that you need to gather troops in your crusade or associtate me with some other well disliked mingler. you need to dig yourself. I havent given you any reason for this other than perhaps youve seen someone else attack and now you wanna be the big dog?

How many times is this now that Ive mentioned where I tried to at least open a line of communication with you and your retort is what? dont mind scorp hes a dick<applause> Yes cimm I do think you know stuff too. you know all the stuff that side burns knows and more I bet.

side board..Im messing with you because coz its a bit ludicrous to come and open a forum posing the proposition that you got all the mac daddy advice a man could need ya know. that is why we're tossing you redicules things...ok...

Ok side burns why are men stupid. Why are men complicated? dont you think the latter is false? all we need is food sex and the clicker really. Well in hunters case a bow and arrow.

side burns thats a sure bet you dont get her yahoo addy....besides gentleman dont do thst...they ask opnve twice.....lol...maybe three times in Flowers case and let it go...she knows how to get it to me if she want me to have it...haha...besides she dangerous dude...Im afraid she might beat me up. and Im afraid of pistols. too

Ok, I'm here. What do you want to know? But make it quick, eh...the second period is about to start.

not directed at anybody who give me shit so basically just you captain and perhaps flowerpistol

Sideburns, you have a point there homeslice...this is fer the females...just dont lead them stray and steal all of them.

Look, I am just messin' with you, affectionately...really...just kicking the bobo if that is still being said these days.

***"not directed at anybody who give me shit so basically just you captain and perhaps flowerpistol"***

well now I'm confused, sideburns. Are you saying that because we didn't give you shit that your comments are directed at me and flower? Your post didn't make much sense with the way you worded it. (could be too much THC)

White pages would not help you, my info is highly classified..LOL

good thing is flower there has finally gotten over the bad breakup me and her had, we both got burned but we learned from it.

Side Bar Flowerpistol if you gave me your name I will call you at home with in th hour fact. I got skills, not ninja but other types.

and flower still loves me, wich is more then she will ever do for you.

You created this forum as a wind up.

And Rep was taking advantage of an opening and throwing one back. And a good one at that!

And just so you know, Rep threw me a couple of wind ups when he first "met" me here and I found out that he's someone that I'd stand by in any situation... except for maybe cutting down a tree I like to hug.. Hahahahaahaha

The most fun I have ever had on Mingles, has been with Rep!

Scorp on the other hand was completely insulting and it seemed for no other reason than to try and act like a big shot. Or maybe that's his idea of cool (I'm sure that he'll write a book here to explain all of that). Anyway, I thought that you made a couple of well placed come backs.

BUT.. there are some unspoken rules here, e.g. Don't bring in someone's family. Their innocent in all of this and don't deserve to be trashed. If you can't find a way to take someone down without sinking so low that you have to rip parents and children, that says something about your lack of imagination and more importantly, your moral character. Not that ripping someone in the first place is exhibits maturity... but since you seem to have some respect for your parents and family, I think that you know what I'm getting at.

As you can see a number of people have been around here for a long time, many of them have met each other at Mingles partys and it's sort of an online community here. If you start posting comments to women here that seem to be written with your crotch (like the one you wrote to Flowerpistol) instead of having fun, will only turn you into the new dart board in the forums and you'll end up getting trashed and then ignored.....unless of course, that's what you want... which

I think that your including everyone with being part and parcel to scorpio's weirdness and it's starting to escalate; with people who have no idea what's going on, getting involved now and mudslinging...

Does that mean that you're related to George Bush???

The stupidity thing is just because I have done some really stupid things with women and with life.

LMFAO!!!

That was good!!!!

Side bar, came up with that bush joke myself. Its mine nobody go and steal it or I will send Bush at you in a fighter jet although he will probably miss you he might just hit your house so look at.

Unless of course you're driving one of my cars.. (http://www.automotoportal.com/media/images/vijesti/070601004.10_mn.jpg) or (http://www.caradvice.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/FerrariEnzo.jpg, then you'll be doing 240+mph and that still won't be fast enough as you keep getting the most out of life (that you're willing to go for).

The most successful businesses in life have a business plan. Even in skydiving, all of the teams in my discipline have a team plan. What are team goal is along with what our individual goals are, what we need to work on to acheive it. We look at the big picture and think about what's realistic and what we have to commit to, to get there.

Commitment is the big word in anything you want to go for.

How can you commit to a relationship, when you haven't commited to yourself? How can you expect someone else to like you when you don't even like yourself? How can you expect life to be great, when you haven't commited to doing those things that make that make your dreams come true?

You have a lot to look forward to. Commit to it, bro! Because when you're my age, you'll have a lot to look back on, but less time to look forward to.

Bella Gabriela..had I only known that all I had to say was I aint got much honey but I can sure lesve BIG impression on you. I have pictures to prove it too...hehe...that you would fumble to give me your number...lol...hahahha this is too funny...Side burns...you are so entertaining esp to me and I hope to my dear buddy and fellow internet gunslinger...hehe She could use a laff coz shes a champ and does well with her pains. You have no clue.

Flower could probably rip you a new A$$hole, have you cuffed and printed without having to catch her breath sonny. haha...

cimm...youre not giving into temptation, you look obsessed. and bit out of touch.

Check it out for one second.

We've never met right? Right!

We have never spoken on any messenger right?

So there is no way that you could be sure that the persona that you see here is the one that I am in private right?

Keep that in mind when pondering this...I have numerous friends...I never did ask anyone to be my friend, not until this site changed...I wasnt a trophy hunter, it looked disengenuis. but people and myself started to correspond.

How is it then that people count them selves as my friend if I am the asshole you think.

If being self assured and loving life is being a big shot well so be it. I can relate to your lust to jump out of a plane I told you that. I walked along many a high building...I had to do that find out for myself. To some degree, yes to be a good ironworker who climbs for a living and gets to go home in one piece. you have to be confident. Thats not being a big shot.

About 18 montha ago when it became apparent that my job was done and the pain was so bad and I couldnt get the meds I needed...I was blogging in the evolution threads when I ran into this neuroscience(dr) she helped me. I had panic attacks. and I was so depressed in the middle of winter I told her...I am almost feeling despondent. That i how bad it got for this big shot...so excuse me if I love life Cimm. Applying for jobs returning carts at your local shop rite and not getting the job or going to those boiler rooms on the phone. I just dont have the right education but I am looking for the right avenue something that will fit with what I can do and that I might like to do. As much as I loved Ironworking because it felt like freedom, it as crushing work. Theres a book called Christ in concrete people should read about how these cities were built. Men being crushed against the beautiful architecture by the weather and the falling of materials and cranes, which still goes on today. So again, dont tell me how I should enjoy my life or express myself....if I really wanted to shine Cimm....I would tell you that you really couldnt hang with me at work and by 10 am you would ask for your money. When I was 16 the first thing I wss told to do was take a rope and a climb up a column 30 ft and walk across a beam to pull up the ladder for the older guys. I choked back by fear and did it. It wasnt an extention ladder either , It was a hand made double ladder the carpentersmade with lumber. heavey too.

If I wanted to shine id tell you how my partner had his tag line so fouled up and I was screaming for the dam operator to stop with the crane that he was about to crush him and so I hd no chocie but to unhook mine and RUN across the iron to unhook his.

So, I am in no big f*cking rush to go to w*rk and have some pimple face kid tell me how to stack boxes for 4 hours a day if I can do that ok? I do some charity and I like to rad andtake care of my mother. you might be so lucky to hsave your mother around not everyone is.

what you can know, is how I lived just like I dont know your story. like I said I tried to open those lines. but your aloof Cimm...as asloof as those planes you jump from, thats the truth.

You want an army to go to war with you and tyouywant a trophy. for winning a debate with a bunch of script....you digg? Hey, I was there I know I had to check myself....Hunter threw me a curve ball that I hadnt seen in 6 yrs...in fact I had goodexchanges with him I thought then all of asudden a curve ball I lashed out and made bad remark and it got misconstued for something else. I did what a man does apologized. TCK did the same thing but it seems like hatever he did is unforgivable here. I dunno what what it was I dont want to know all I know that for someone to change course they first need to STOP.

I had a small issue with him. I told him privately. not on a magaphone and not over and over. however when he went missing I also shot him a quick note saying where ever you are I hope youre well. Why I guess you might think Well while some abhor hisantics they loved to log into his forums andpost and some admitedly say they love his entertainment value. As if another person is here for anothers personal laughing pleasure.

So now, you want to make ME your personal jester...I think not Cimm...you need to really dig yourslef and lastly...as I told a young beautiful woman who confiding in me to just keep being me...

I feel sorry for some of the women here to witness the gene pool they have to choose from when MEN do this kind of stuff.

Heres what I think Cimm. I am sorry that it has to be this way..and sorry that it tkes a book for you to se it also.

If I were you I might think wTF am I so rilked up over nothing more then some scripot on a web page. Weve never met. Imight as well be a boook ciumm or a magazine. Ive met over 3 dozen minglers.

Never even had a drink with one. My own rules for one, number Two Im so so reserved in public at first, you wouldnt believe that I am this poster.

Like I said sometimes two people are like hypergolic fuel. they just dont mix. You should walk away form bad feelings. Resentment is like taking poison and watiing for the other person to die.

Whatever dude and for your information the day a I let a women is rip me a new one is the day the sky falls from the heavens.

Yep, I don't think that I have ever gotten half way the first paragraph of his posts. I see my name in there somewhere, but it's all just too painful to look at to bother reading.

He's been taking jabs at me, on and off for a few months and I just let it go... but now..I feeling a might bit testy with him..

Yep, I don't think that I have ever gotten half way the first paragraph of his posts. I see my name in there somewhere, but it's all just too painful to look at to bother reading.

He's been taking jabs at me, on and off for a few months and I just let it go... but now..I feeling a might bit testy with him..

I heard the perfect Greek Myth today...reminded me of how this is going with you and I. This came by way of the libertarian convention on TV BTW, which was fairly good for the 10 mins I caught

Seems that a veteran of Marathon was hobbling into the Olympic Games, which were of course packed. As he looked around for a seat, the Athenians, well, they were brilliant thinkers and muttered but didnt make a move....on the other side were the Spartans and when they saw the man...all of them stood and offered him their seats.

There is always a seat at my table, even for those who act out...as long as they learn how to behave.

The Athenians always had something to say, always needed an ally before they did or said anything, The Spartans , well, they just did what came natural.

I'd much prefer to go the Spartan route, esp in the game youre playing . That way I wouldnt have to live with a comment someone else made, only my own.

Ma ata omreem? Shtook et ha peh shelo vi lech li ha biat shelo vi leishon.

While the Athenians, regretfully got destroyed in a trap, just off of the coast of Sicily, which led to their downfall.

what the heck is this forum about anyway???

And.. I have a question for you:

Don't you feel special, now that you know that all of these years that you've been powering my house by pedaling the bike, put you way ahead of the "green" revolution?

I saw the goals on ESPN this morning though.

Do you catch up with the top ten plays by chance?

They had the nerve to put Bechum on with an empty net Soccer goal , albeit from halfway....I was waiting for pedro to drop in here soon

Detroit is on fire...Ordonez had two homers ...they were nice also...I love his swing too.

I watched the Celtics beat the Pistons. Lakers are looking like they are going to be tough to beat and Phil Jackson is talking his ZEN philosophy again. Next hockey Game is tomorrow night? Ill catch it.

Tell me something Captn...its been so long..they did away with the two line pass rule? Do you and mostie go to the games? Thats one sport that is so fast in person huh? I played a little organized but mostly pick up....but the organized is so much faster at each level. I was never all that good. I enjoyed the skating and loved to shoot but the point is-in other sports, each level is a wee bit faster, something you can see but in hockey, each level is like another lightning bolt. Or at least that was my perception and why I didnt excel at the game.

I got the pleasure of seeing some of the greats play when they came to philly too... Bobby Orr was the single best player I eversaw. Bobby Hull Stan Makita. I dont think I ever saw Detroit and Gordie Howe but Im sure yore thinking he was probably the man...maybe so.

Goalies with no masks except Jerry Cheevers of Boston with those black would be stitches on it.

Its tough getting reconnected with a sport once youve lost it.....

Chai, chai, chai...isn't it obvious? It's about complicated men that held persian cats at thermopylae. This is why Texans recruited viet cong to play hockey, and why FlowerPistol will never give sideburns the time of day.

Geez...any more blonde questions? hehe

When was the last time you rode a bicycle?

Its scorpio but I personally dont care how you spell stuff. Correct anal spelling was only driven home around the time of the Victorian Era., although in todaysworld you look a little ignorant if you dont spell well but that simply doesnt hold...could be that one is a slacker like myself or one submits rough drafts like myself again. If you read a copy of the diary of the Lewis and Clark exhibition, its full of typos. Its only when it gets choppy, that its absurd...and again I do that also sometimes out of feeling rushed.

You should know that there is a bunch of grammatical gang bangers in here with crayons and spray paint just looking for typos, so for youre own benefit....you best erase this a correct it ...oh you cant....well maybe delete it before someone corrects you.

Sideburns..I read your profile and saw your a nice Jewsih kid huh...this week PBS is running for the second time on american perspective about the Jews called a story fo survival. I saw most of it the first time. You might enjoy it...or then again maybe not. Most Jewish people are fairly proud people. I always watch just about anything I can on them becasue they are survivors. That and My ancestory which is partially Greek is intertwined with the Israelites.

Cimm, maybe you might catch it this time around...I dunno if its on your local station or not. Its on mine tonight.

OK Bella Gaby....its time to give you a wide berth and pls pick up your yahoos. I just logged on and got yours after I left this hot bed of broken internet cookies.. I didnt know ...but my money is on you hunny

you'd be surprised how many there are that share the same type of things we do... I mean dam, just yesterday another mingler mailed me with a similar story to yours, mine and I would imagine lots of others.

Left me feeling kinda sad but a little closer. Every time I read your notes on yahoo you leave with a little more bravery then I had going in, so keep pushing forward.

See you on yahoo I hope.

Zzzzzz...I think people heard you the first hundred times. Give it a rest already Scorp, you're starting to sound like an old lady.

See at least Christo as much as I've grown to dislike him, I can say he just stood up and said what was on his mind, unlike you , who needs the troops.

Now that Captn...who you alluded to in your email that what was it he said about me...hmmm lets se well I forgetbut ihave the mail but wont post it...

The Skipper is on board and

Lets you and I review our little trist

BTW I guess you wisked right by once again you own jewish heritage and an invite ...no pride?

I changed my pic and you remarked where are the sweaty boyz scorp...? you have a gerbil andsome funny but strange sexual overtone. Od thing to say to someone for the first time.

Then

I didnt mind my biz...right...you wanted to go to cyber court.? laffable.Of course you were right and captain as asstude as he is told me but now hes jumping into something.

BTW Captn how is my little jerked off thing any different from lets say any other acceptable holy moly its baloney head thing said here. do you feel personally offended? Coz if you do, you neednt be, its not meant to offend, its meant to say people dont have to be so hard on themselves or others in a satircal way. But lets just say...its not as funny as your desription of Scorpio in the imaginary mingles party. ok?

Cimm here you se in his email tried to bring you in to his fight a long time ago.I told him hey i have as handshake agreement with him about such tings.... well do I ? he doesnt apparently according to him you dont find me funy at all and now this valiates that. so Im wondering but not caring. You know just wondering if a handshake is still a mans bond or not>

Then Cimm, you said something to the effect of getting in touch with our female sides and you described a drag queen outfit you had on and asked what I had on? I left you wanting. ? recall that?

Theres two ways to view those Cimm. One, youre insulting me or two youre introducing yourself. I never came out of my mouth weith any such oddity homegirl.

So...this must be that you were just like kicking wif the boyz.....well even tho I can play those games with da guyz....MEN I know as friedns..I wouldnt go to my neighbor and say hey, lets play dress up ...what will you be wearing to the drag bar.....haha...

Heres one more Greek myth least I sure hope so....the gods wereangry and so they split souls into male and female , we have been wandering the erth looking for our soulmates ever since...DUDE I aint yours ok?! haha too f*kking funny.

I'm now wondering if you dont enjoy the rush of air up your shorts a little too much Cimm. Get a female workout partner...which I notice you hardly ever mention.

Decode it for us and tell me whats public agent 99...

I don't need troops for anything. I've tried to ignore your lame, misplaced, ignorant jabs at me. You keep writing stupid shit to me and I keep trying to hold back, because I feel sorry for you!

And that's because, UNLIKE YOU, I don't lead a pathetic existence where I have to live on an internet dating site and post books all day long (because you have nothing else to do). You fu.cking baby.. crying about how you can't work.. But your sure have the time to be on here .

And aren't you some kind of big shot telling this kid how he lives his life???? You, the job less know it all, thinking that he's telling someone like it is. Now there's a laugh! You sounded like a total wannabe.

And now you're writing about my love life, as though you're getting laid??? Now there's another laugh with you acting like a wannabe..again. Tell me, How the fu.ck would you know who I'm seeing or how long I've been seeing someone or what's going on in my life?

Unlike you, I don't post about my private life. Whether I'm seeing woman from here or someone from Denmark, is no one's business. And certainly not a loser like you would know about it.

The only comparison I'll make here, is that UNLIKE YOU, when I bring a woman home, I don't have to worry about waking up my mom.

I think that you don't get it about yourself. No matter who complains about your shit, you get all defensive and write a book as though everyone else is wrong. Shall I create a post of some examples of what a lame brain you are?

You're so fu.cking insecure, that not only do you insult someone over absolutely nothing (As you did in the space pics forum), but you'll go on about your miserable life and that you're out of work, blah, blah,blah (as you did AGAIN, in this forum), so we can feel sorry for poor little you. Esp. when the subject never even came up.

Do you think that people actually take the time to read all the way through the non-sequitur novels?

Like I said earlier in this forum, you're "a dick". But I need to change that. You're complete dick.

Shall I explain that to you?? Unlike you trying to teach me what an "avatar" is, as though I'm stupid, you boring, pontificating idiot.

No bottles of anything scorp - sorry, I'm working and on-call all of this holiday weekend (nice "attack" though - much better than making fun of me being a veteran or disabled like you've done in the past)

wow, can you believe a whole 'nuther week until welfare payday??? Oh well, there's always FREE MINGLES until then - just like the "end" of every month.....

POST POST POST - the time will just FLY by for you!

And I gotta' tell'ya, I have been ROLLING and laughing at your derisive posts in this forum thread that you've been making to burnsidesideburns

It's clear that one of you needs to get a job, move out of from under your mom's roof, and grow up....

(and I don't think it's him, lol)

now then.......... when are you going to learn to leave me OUT of your "loneliness" ??

MORE DUMPSTER DIVING!!!

I'm sure there's LOTS of stuff piled up because it's a holiday weekend so GET OUT THERE and look for other people's used stuff that they don't need anymore (aka garbage)

Buona'fortuna!

No offense Scorp, but what the bloody hell are you babbling about?? First of all, I'm not "jumping on board" anything, I merely stated that complaining about the "grammar nazis" is getting old as you whine about in nearly every post you make. I didn't say that to join a fictional side, I said it because, well...you whine about it in nearly every post you make! Go figure. But automatically lumping me in and calling me an "asstude" and insinuating we had some kind of a "handshake deal" (whatever the hell that is), DOES bring me into it. Stop dropping my name all over the damn place, I have nothing to do with your battles. And just for the record, the comment about the drinks to Christo was far worse than anything I've seen him say about you, so stop playing the martyr already. You bash as much as anyone here, you just cloak it in obscure posts and forget to mention the names even when everyone knows who you're talking about. We're really not that stupid you know.

Looks like Starfire's litterary club is gaining more and more success.

You felt the need to mail ME Cimm. I was replying. If you didnt expect a reply , why send a mail? I knew that maybe your feelings were hurt. I was going to email you but said nah.....Ill just make it better openly so everyone can see it and maybe, just maybe he will feel like he got his props in front of his peers. Thats one of your more enduring abilities, never be satisfied. You must have been some kid...still are in alot of ways.

Want to knowwhy I had so little respect for your thoughts Cimm...I probably am wrong for this but when you start sending me those half homo jokes of yours, they just dont go well with MEN. Try them out at your local bar Homes!!!!

Let me tell you a story ok...Do you know Midnightoil? He and I are fairly cool ok. weve partied together several times MID is a real mans man ok....well I didnt see him in chat and one night were in there. so when we were parting i made one of those stupid jokes that you did. and guess what..it was met with ice cold ICE..and I knew...I remebered that Men are still MEN whether they are on the net or on the street. Now had we been in a private conversation, eye to eye I mightagot a laff but in an open forum no. I didnt desrve one either. I forgot the rules. Seems to me, you never learned them.

You like so many other here think this is on big anal amusement park. You think on think big guy.

Me whine about losing a great job? Nah really? you kidding? no shit cimm? stuck? yes! last two winters were hard...but not terminally ill on the net dude. Im doing some other things. how is it that posting on the net alot is the only thing a person can be doing. That's quite illogical. Ive already blogged in two science blogs , went for a wlak and open an account to blog in NASA with this person about the Mission statement on Mars

As far as my sex life...well what do you know Cimm...here I thought YOU were part of it the things you were saying to me.

Now, I have to go mix some mud....I only wish I had nothing to do. I love my mom but she a relentless task master always was...you make living with here sound like a bad thing. It was my sweat and our money that took a 40k property and made it worth over 110k. Its listed for 130, i doubt well get that. Im not making any apologies for turning this into something...Its her keen eye that picked it out 8 yrs ago however. I had my doubts.

I could go into the construction biz....NOT! no freeking way. I did that once or three times and the ag you get just to get paid and to find good help, its doomed from the start.

Ill be having a few brewski later and firing for effect.

PS, you almost had me mentioning my mom Cimm...say somemore stuff about her why dont you.

Greek and Italian men dont even entertain the thought of screwing a woman in the same building where their own mother sleeps dude. That is a sick thing to think let alone say to people from my world. Thats what the casinos are for.

honestly, if there was soe clearcut place were I saidto mysel Ill be an asshole here and insult Cimm..Id make big aopologies to you. I told you that I was ill advised the other night,off the cuff. that sint good enough for you but neither would crwling on the floor.

The one thing about me Cimm is I dont lie. Ive confided and dumped some very ugly stuff about my life when I was just a kid...why tell that and then pretend tohave some other great adrenaline filled life....

Your G-d dam right it ws filled with lots of adrenaline...all day and fun but hard too. Good pay and not a bad tan. I should have gone to night school and had a back up plan just in case this happened. I was well aware that a HS eduction isnt much in this day and if I could do physical labor, it would be up on the Iron where the money is. Even saying that Ive applied for some real BS type jobs.

Its a tough call whne youre driving with youyr mother going along and she drifts off somewhere and is about to rear end a truck......I yell hey, youre gonna crash....so. I reflect...what if Im at work somewhere..is it worth the money to hear of such an event. So to that end anyone who disapprove can kiss my ASS in Lord and Taylors Window. Ill even get it tanned for them.

Im listing my profession like Christo....:: Done!!! Meaning I dont have to and I probably am not going to. thats code for I aint going to in his case. Kinda makes me think the navy isnt teaching very good skills for society.

Subject: Are you on Glue???

WTF are you talking about?

I swear you have no sense of humor.

I was joking around as was obvious by the links that I put up following my comments. And as the Captain made fun of in his "Imaginary.." thread.

But you, obviously take yourself waaay to seriously

That (the space pix) was supposed to be a fun forum, but you, once again, put a damper on it with your authoritarian opinions. You're the one making a competition out of it, I'm just making light of your efforts at that (while makiing fun of myself at the same time).

Until now, I have chosen to ignore your insulting commentary with me (a lot of it would insult the intelligence of a 10 year old) and had no wish to start on you in order to shut you up. But you're sorely tempting me. I remind myself that you have no ill intent.

But still, you need to chill out.

I have no interest in a discussion on this with you.

Would you send me an email to tell me how star and her swedish invisible friends are mad at me?

I feel kinda lonely with all this emailing going around.

I told you that I had no interest in discussing it with you and you still sent me a 2 page novella.

And as far as your last post, like most everything that you write, I only glanced over it.

I don't know why I feel sorry for you, because obviously, you're doing enough of that for yourself to cover everyone.

Cimm was it the novella in which a famous playboy from Beverly Hills seduced a tushy girl who lived in Pussymint, Minnesotta where the zipcode is 36263?

You're kinda too honest of a man. You really don't need to justify any of your choices nor unveil so much of your life here.

We're sort of virtual entities to eachother trying to have fun discussing a topic or another, or pulling tck's, 36's [insert any name you want here] chains for sport.

Against boredom even gods struggle in vein. Don't confuse it with a real threedimensional relationship of any kind man.

Whats this about italians not screwing when mom is around? Heck I screwed when mom, dad, brothers, sisters, inlaws, neighbours, friends, dogs and fish were around. Are you sure you're italian?

Thats right I am going to hire the gay mob to do drive by redecorations on all your houses. Maybe you will think twice after their done with use guys.

Hey Cheese my friend you going to Rochester? Have you seen frenchmen for you or his lovely niece nicole? If you ever do give her my best regards and say hello Tell frenchie hello also

Against boredom even gods struggle in vein. Don't confuse it with a real three dimensional relationship of any kind man.*****

I like that phrase against boredom even etc however Mike I sadi as much in that werte only script on a page until we meet Mike. Most wont ever andthose who act like donkeys assie Pedro..who exhibit this to females(heres my genes fore your eggs) its kinda laughable. Do you see my point. So I respetfully diagree that its just chain pulling going on Mike. Theres a certain sickness in some to go voer aline behind the scenes and campaign...and wonder if eery single post is meant for them to read?

That is one reason I like to stick in the science forums that are created or I create. Even those the same sort of ignorant tresspassing adding nothing but taking a dump...

When I said broken cookies I mean only a few, who like to turn it into a personal batch. I was asking the kid about his forum topic. Read it logically. If you want to know why men are stupid come and ask a real one.

Scorpio said::

Okay side boards..you are staying over at your boyz place and in the middle of the night ...his girl slips in bed with you...what do you do?

1 do her and not say anything?

2. kick o her out of bed Tell him about it

3. get to your cell phone and make it ring and pretend you have an emergency and leave...and talk to a few friends about what to do. Maybe this isnt the first guy shes done this with."

Cimm::" dont mind Scorpio, hes a bit of a dick?

ok cimm you see????

I ask the kid a serious ethical question and you say Im a dick...get for real dude. Was that any more or less authoritarian than my so called thing you got out of sorts over...you know those things that upset us are usually reflections of ourself.

Read it Mike...judge for yourself

I guess only Europeans and American Military people still read and understand the classics and have an interest in the myths? The parable of the myth Cimm was DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS RIGHT DONT LOOK FOR REASON TO DO IT, JUST DO IT or in a smart ass way it could mean if you feel froggy what are you waiting for<---I didnt provoke that however

Well you made your choice but not after several other posters stepped into the fray....seemed to me they gave you leave Cimm. not by saying go ahead but in you feeling secure having them in the forum

I said I would have stepped right up to the plate long sgo like im about to do

Captn...I didnt mention your name to drag you in. Did we or didnt we exchange emails on writing and skills and I said and you agreed no recruting against anyone ...at that time Chris was hammering away like a jackass and we ageed no matter how I felt towards him I wasnt trying to recruit you...We agred no recruting I said lets make a handshake agereement and now thats something you dont remembr....ok it mustnt be that importnt however for a guy that can recall all the other trivial stuff of infights and all I would hope someting that would prevent a fight wold be at AS important to remmeber but its ok Im notthe most imortant person in this place or your life really...no harmdone

there no foul either. I would challenge or point to one thing...when you say to me scorpio were tird ofyour typo nazi joke..this sounds strnge tome..you see there s certaindegree of acceptable baloneyheadedtype humor that peoplelike but a typo nzi joke goes too far or is too boring well Cptn.I think thats a bit disengenuious. I think thst joke offends some peole who hasve made alot og humor out of corecting tpyos. See, when people do things and then cnt take a little jabbing back thats being a poor sport. butIll stop id it bothers YUO per se coz I like YOU. if youre speaking for a wider group, Im afraid I cnt oblige you. Sorry.

I hope we can remain cool coz thees so much more cool suf to talk about I posted something about metals you might like

"Memory Shape alloys" I ran into it by accident Its a cool kind of metal discovered by accident.

Anyway I got things to do...cheese my man always good to see another Real live sporting 3dimenional man....Mike cheese is a good guy I suspect you could hang with us but loose those colors in your picture

See you later captn,......hockey night....

Cimmm, (at the risk that you really could care less like Chris) I hope in some way you feel better now. Im going to watch the histor of the Jewish nation of survival. Its much more interesting then mingles...and BTW dont worry the summer is here im gone soon so y'all have this spot to yuor bad asses til I return...

I just got an account with NASA they re bloging on aboutthe mision statement

Topic; Habitatbility vs life

Don't make me get Johnny Dangerously in here to take care of yous' punks! -LOL JK!!

Ding Ding Ding- continue....

Sigh...that carrot gets any f*cking closer I'm gonna have to hang Bugs Bunny in effigy.

I'm assuming this "chapter" above me, has my name in it somewhere, even though I told him I don't read his long posts.

And I agree with Fromage. You gave him some good advice.

In addition, can't believe there was no comment on the gay mafia joke that shit is funny every time.

with regard to long droning lonely posting, I can only say yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada

And like cim posted - yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada and in fact, I was watching this show the other night!

It was on the yada yada yada channel but basically, it simply confirmed one man's theory about yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada

but if you go over to //http:yadayadayada.com there are some pretty smart people over there where I poat who say yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada which is the EXACT opposite of what the yadayadayada tv channel folks said!

Basically, it's all yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada and even though I'm certainly no yada yada yada expert, I can yada yada yada with the best of them

In fact, there was this girl over on this other yadayadayada.com board and her and I kind of hit it off but she's not online anymore so I emailed her but I think she didn't get it because she never answered - shame too because after all the yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada that her and I shared back and forth on the boards, I really think we could have done the yada-yada all night long.

No matter - tomorrow I have to yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada and then of course, I have to get back early enough to watch the yada-yada channel.

It's a special on yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada

I've met some good folks on here but there are a few yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada

But that's about enough, I've done enough yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada today that I'm sure people are gonna yak all over

Even now, you have more to say and cant just say it to me, you have to say it to Mike and hav me read it Cimm why dont you either say Scorp...I really dont care now and forever more to never read youyr crap and ill show you by shutting up myself too.

I think youre probablya half decent guy, however you think Im treding on your toe on porpuse wioth a mission mind. so right here and now ill not mention you watch. I'm going to show you I have control of my emotions lets seif you are master of your domain.

Do you grasp this concept? Christo is just the biggest jerk off that mingles ever produced.

Oh hey side burns I did catch your Bush joke way back there..good one.. about him in the national guard...which branch did you serve in btw ?

actually brought back memories for me on that one cris. when we were kids are parent used to bowl at cascade lanes on 82nd in portland, next to the boweling alley was a dump, we used to sneak through a hole in the fence and play in the dump, we found some cool things in there.

But don't worry Scorp, no matter what I do, I'm sure that there are still some people here that you can email a novella about me to. You're very similar to tck. He uses chat to try and muster people to help him with his battles and you send out private emails. The only difference is that he has a sinister side, where he tells bald face lies about people and from what I gather, you just whine.

The Andromeda Strain<----the Book by Michael Crichton was great...the original movie good but, this new one is whacked hunter.

Ok I didnt spoil anything all this is revealed in the first 5 mins or so Im just teasin the plot to get you to watch.

Something right up your alley. Involving Space, NASA and Alien life form and a worm hole the a bio hazard comes thru.

I dont want to say much more. Tuesday night is the conclusion. A&E will probably do the first part again so if you get the chance youll love it .

All the best prime time actors are in it from law and order and HBO series shows. It has alot of military stuff and Nano technology.

Im not big into scifi coz real science is way too cool but this is good stuff. Why? Because its possible that an out of this world life form could enter this environment. Just watch it for the first 20mins I bet your hooked. This particular life form doesnt have any DNA.

Packed with politcs and Bio hazards and birds who might or might not be spreading this thing

If anyone wants advice on why Men are stupid or complicated ... just read this forum from the start to the end...the answer is all there.

and Cimm...I told Flower to run as fast as she could if you asked her out for a bike ride...

sorry, had ta be done, i aint asked chai to show me her boobs in along time

Sideburns...fird toff ..gof gommm. gl;gelte podt all my post from 5-24 1;34 20 527 300am am yo hab a muc posr bette post foum

I wont grind anyone elses grinds exe not mr oen one..od?

Chai, I agree you some extent. WE men cant be like a troupe for baboons. Jiggerinsh and malevolent behavior to get a leg up to contact a female thids is myhouse.

All to I my amazmenrt ol at Cimm the CC anf a possibilities tr r resk )p bowling for a peek, that real cool Cimm. well yo each it a ii fifiy is wht iswhtr yourt lood go Lorhki 4.

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"Ye-eess?"

(Muppet Movie)

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Translator here. Someone parle-ing francais?

"Yeth?"

Not to step on anyones toes, but wouldn't it be a lot less aggravating for all of you if you just ignored each other?

You guys are arguing over the internet.

Why bother?

Seriously.

And we're all adults here, I think, so I ask again...Why?

Just a thought...

Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme and get the hell away Will Smith

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Mikey said: "Don't you notice burns and hunter look about the same?"

Fozzie: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.

Yeth?

I don't know, Side, but if you would direct that question to the questions only thread, I can then answer you in the responses only thread forthwith. If you want to respond to the response you can then go to the reply to response only thread.

Just don't phrase it in the form of a question because this isn't jeopardy, and you would then have to go the reply to responses in the form of a question thread. (but I can't answer you there)

To each his own. I just think it's silly.

Haha.

And girls aren't always trouble Side.

>.<

You people really need to learn how to post properly.

....tck90210 told me so. *l*

Someone gave Sideburns a list of rules here above and said no mentioning of fsmily and then proceeded to mention mine...so go figure.

You're speaking about me Scorp. and trying to twist what I said around to suit your needs. You just can't stop trying to take verbal shots at me, can you???

Here is a repost of what I wrote to sideburns:

"BUT.. there are some unspoken rules here, e.g. Don't bring in someone's family. Their innocent in all of this and don't deserve to be trashed. If you can't find a way to take someone down without sinking so low that you have to rip parents and children, that says something about your lack of imagination and more importantly, your moral character."

Now show me the post where I ripped your family????

The only thing that I wrote was a response to your lame post about my getting laid.

And what I said, was that "unlike you, if I bring a woman home, I don't have to worry about waking up my mother".

That's not trashing or ripping your family in anyway. Nor was it a commentary on them. It was a commentary on you, by pointing out that you, an adult male, who doesn't have a job, but seems to spend a lot of your time online, lives at home with your mother.

Why don't the both of you (side burns too) explain how I didn't follow that unspoken rule?

Uncalled for...could have been aproached in any number of ways...like wating til she leaves wiulde bemore lassy....but under the asae roof i s well in my word it dont jist. I asked 3 itslin females last ight they agreed but Cimm its ni big del it s jus this..in a nit shell

No you [per e'''minglers wil say one froum who they admire rspect women and in th enxdt forum cll hillary s bitch...what kins od math ids tht>? not you them

(from another post, I assume he is under some new kind of heavy medication)

There is no coherency to anything that you've posted. Like Mostie, I'm wonderinf if you're all right.

Either I did or I didn't.

Either I did or I didn't.

QUESTION....WHY ARE GUYS SO STUBBORN THEN WHEN ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN THEY SAY...

WELL I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

AND... WHY CANT THEY GET SATISFIED WITH ONE WOMAN WHO CAN GIVE THEM ALL THE GOODIES THEY'VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT?