Break Up with the Person who Posted Before you
WaxWings (this topic's creator)June 24, 2008 at 6:10am
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WaxWings (this topic's creator)June 24, 2008 at 6:15am
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WaxWings (this topic's creator)June 24, 2008 at 6:16am
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Well, no one, it's been real, its been fun, but I can't say it's been real fun. I'm keeping the cat.
QuietHunter June 24, 2008 at 6:29am
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I hate to break it to you but I'm not a bellhop...I can't handle your baggage.
scorpio45 June 24, 2008 at 6:40am
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Who is gods name is this cutting loose QH?
362636 June 24, 2008 at 1:28pm
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My, what big eyes you have!
TanteTasha June 24, 2008 at 1:50pm
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I'm sorry, we can't go on. It's not *me*, it's YOU! (Well, in this case it is)
Cimmaron June 24, 2008 at 2:12pm
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Yes, but what do we do with the kids?
Cristobalito June 24, 2008 at 2:41pm
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keep them away from pedro
CaptainCorelli June 24, 2008 at 3:02pm
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Wax on, Wax off??
Githyanki June 24, 2008 at 6:51pm
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Brazilian or Sphinx?
The Metrosexual equivalent is btw known as "back, sack and crack" I believe.
Back on topic: Due to your steadfast faithfulness to Mostie I regret we will never be an item, Captain.
In other words: It's not me, it's you, and you alone.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Oh, btw: I hate you anyways.
People who take drugs to escape reality, when I am on drugs to stay in it- Jeeez man you don't know how lucky you are.
WebcamMostie June 24, 2008 at 7:59pm
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Gith, I just can't handle it anymore- I need someone with, well, more COLOR, and you just seem so....drained of life, and well- gray and drab!
Githyanki June 24, 2008 at 8:09pm
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I am sorry, but the reason I am so drained of life....
I have to break up with more than one person at a time.
It's hard on the system, trust me.
You're fired, too
CaptainCorelli June 24, 2008 at 9:08pm
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I told him to pay attention to the hues. It's all in the hues.
MissTheNorth June 26, 2008 at 10:37pm
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I bless you with love and release you from my life.........
QuietHunter June 27, 2008 at 2:21am
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed
MissTheNorth June 27, 2008 at 8:45am
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Typical, someone else gives your computer a virus and I get the fallout.
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for much,, but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
mantarydertheoriginal June 27, 2008 at 3:55pm
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Alas I am not worthy of such slinkydom...
mantarydertheoriginal June 27, 2008 at 4:00pm
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So MisstheNorth down the stairs you go.. a slinky a slinky a slinky is fun for a girl & a boy is fun for a girl and a boy.....
MissTheNorth June 27, 2008 at 4:15pm
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Sorry, but if you cannot recite the slinky jingle correctly, you are too young for me.
mantarydertheoriginal June 27, 2008 at 5:20pm
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Well If I had known 2 yeras was a big deal.... & well I did not really pay attention to the commercials.. LMAO....so how does it go?
coker001 June 27, 2008 at 6:47pm
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hi mantary
coker001 June 27, 2008 at 6:53pm
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hi miss north,
u mean he has to resite that
veritababe June 27, 2008 at 7:15pm
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Coker, this isn't going to work! You're not focused at all. Your attention span is really spanned across the threads and that just makes me feel so unwanted.
MissTheNorth June 27, 2008 at 7:53pm
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It walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkity sound. A spring a spring a marvelous thing. Everyone knows it's slinky. It's Slinky It's Slinky for fun it's a wonderful toy.It's Slinky It's Slinky. It's fun for a girl or a boy!
Sorry Veritababe, but Mantary has way better toys.
veritababe June 27, 2008 at 7:57pm
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-That's quite alright NorthieBabe, because you just don't have the right equipment to satisfy me anyway
biker_44 June 27, 2008 at 8:27pm
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I am ashamed of my actions veritababe. I have been seeing someone else. Yes you are correct, I have had an affair with my right hand. And no, I cannot let her go.
guamgalincali June 27, 2008 at 8:59pm
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Your right hand???? I thought it was your left! No wonder I left the dog and walked outt that door! Come'on boots, start walkin'... lol
Cristobalito June 27, 2008 at 9:16pm
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I'm sorry guami, but your "boots have walked all over me" for the last time
Hopefully, I'll "heel" if my "sole" is strong enough
But on a sad note....... you've left me "thigh-high" in emotional debt
I only hope I can "polish" the wear and tear that you've "worn" into my dull and lack-luster life
guamgalincali June 27, 2008 at 9:26pm
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***sigh*** How many times do I need to remind you Cristo...it was your money that left you in "emotional" debt...it was me who brought the "lust"-er back into your life...get the story straight, MAN..
By the way, I'm leaving you again...breakin' up is sOOOooo Hard to DO...
Cristobalito June 27, 2008 at 10:34pm
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OH no you don't, you broke up first LAST time, THIS TIME I'M breaking up with YOU!!!
Last time, all I was......... was dust in the wind..
Mrs.Brown, she has a lovely daughter.. and, I'll see if I can climb her stairway to heaven
veritababe June 27, 2008 at 10:42pm
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All this time?? All this time, you were with Guamy?? You told me you'd never ever break my heart!! How could you, Cristo?? I'm going home to my mother's! And by the way, those were MY BOOTS she was wearing when she walked all over you! Ha!
guamgalincali June 27, 2008 at 11:09pm
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Now you've gone and done it, Veribabe...the cat's out of the bag! Now do you see why I had to break up with both of ya'll?? bubbles, pure bubbles!!
Bubble, bubble toilin' trouble... and these boots are well worth the walkin' too!
wavin' the attitude hand LOL!
guamgalincali June 27, 2008 at 11:09pm
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Now you've gone and done it, Veribabe...the cat's out of the bag! Now do you see why I had to break up with both of ya'll?? bubbles, pure bubbles!!
Bubble, bubble toilin' trouble... and these boots are well worth the walkin' too!
wavin' the attitude hand LOL!
guamgalincali June 27, 2008 at 11:10pm
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All this time ya'll thought I was the quiet one.. I'm breakin' up with me too!!! LOL.
veritababe June 27, 2008 at 11:12pm
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LMAO-you're too funny
guamgalincali June 27, 2008 at 11:24pm
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LOL..I have my moments!
HUGZZZZ, Girlfriend!!!
Uh oh! I think we just made up...lol..Sorry, Christo- ole' boy! **WiNk!** ......LOL!
veritababe June 27, 2008 at 11:33pm
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Hugs 2 You, GF! **muahh**
uuh Yeah, Cristo, Looks like we need a "making up" thread.. a whole lotta huggin' going around here
guamgalincali June 27, 2008 at 11:38pm
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LOL!
mantarydertheoriginal June 27, 2008 at 11:49pm
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MisstheNorth.. I have way better toys?.. hmmmm... wanna come over & play? ***WEG***
QuietHunter June 28, 2008 at 1:23am
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No Guam - we talked about this in the emails. *I* am Quiet. And you are NOT breaking up with me, damininit.
guamgalincali June 28, 2008 at 1:43am
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Ohhhh....I set myself up for that one BIG time didn't I??? LOL...
Yes, Okay...I admit it... "YOU" are Quiet ... but lest we forget, dear...
You may be ridin' that saddle, but I "BROKE" you, and still...My Boots are a walkin'...Ladedadade!! LOL!
QuietHunter June 28, 2008 at 1:50am
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Broke ?!?!? now now now..let's not talk about my checking account in public, ya wench.
Or I will have to tell everyone about that particular visit to the doctors - when you came home with that 'special' medicine....
guamgalincali June 28, 2008 at 2:03am
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Yes, of course I did, dear...don't remember when you told the doctor you weren't able to..uh..uh oh...okay...we won't go there..lol...
And your wRench is STILL in your saddle, babe... where you left it the other night...
Oops! I slipped, now WE REALLY need to get back on that saddle of yours and... hmmm...LOL
guamgalincali June 28, 2008 at 2:04am
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Wait...isn't this a BREAKING UP Thread??? ***SiGh***
biker_44 June 28, 2008 at 7:58pm
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oh way to go guamgalincali. now my right hand knows about the left hand and they are both leaving me. (go ahead and guess how i type) lol.
Githyanki June 28, 2008 at 8:08pm
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I am sorry, but both hands having left you is entirely unsatisfactory to me. The rest of you will have to leave me too. Well enough alone, that is.
And wasn't there this joke about how someone with no arms and legs rang the doorbell? Ewwww.
biker_44 June 28, 2008 at 8:24pm
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i think i should get a keyboard protector.
guamgalincali June 28, 2008 at 8:59pm
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Get a protector, Period! LOL..*wInK!*
Cimmaron June 29, 2008 at 12:33am
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I don't care what I wear, you've been cheating on me and I'm not going to have sex with you anymore... I'm leaving
Cimmaron June 29, 2008 at 12:34am
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besides "Fred" doesn't like having a plastic bag put over his "head"... it suffocates em..
guamgalincali June 29, 2008 at 2:08am
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LOL...Fred doesn't like ANYthing over his head...just...nevermind..lol...not going there...lol.
Hunter_Rep June 29, 2008 at 2:50am
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i am sorry guam, we can not be together anymore, the things you have wanted me to do with my fishing gear and hunting equipment in the bedroom go way beyond kinky. i can not and will not use my fishing line to tie up the drapes and my arrows are not to be used to clean out yer ears and clean between yer toes. i hope you seek help.
guamgalincali June 29, 2008 at 2:56am
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LOL! That's what I get for staying up late nights...fishing gears and flying men..LOLOLOL!!
imsexy5 June 29, 2008 at 8:11am
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Hunter your so stupid
CaptainCorelli June 29, 2008 at 10:59am
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The Michigan shirt isn't enough anymore.
Qtlymknnz June 29, 2008 at 11:17am
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Dear Capt, though I'll never forget the hockey, I just can't be with a Wings fan. I am sorry but I'm allergic to Octopus.
CaptainCorelli July 1, 2008 at 9:51pm
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hehehe....DAMN good excuse, Qt!
Cimmaron August 30, 2008 at 2:53am
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"Sneeze"....
Uh not that it's any of my business.... but I would think that it would be kind of scary to break up with someone while their holding a hockey stick, Qtlymknnz
Chai August 30, 2008 at 6:00pm
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You need to get a new bike for me or I am outta here!!!!
twinmom August 30, 2008 at 6:04pm
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Chai Babe....I have something to tell you.... I'm straight!!! I'm sorry to break your heart but it needed to be said!!!
Chai August 30, 2008 at 6:49pm
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WHAT!!!!!!!!?????? Now where am I going to go live when Cimm doesn't get me a new bike!!!!!!!
Keerok August 30, 2008 at 7:05pm
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What???? Riding bike with another man?!?
I'm outta here!!!!!
Um.... can I borrow your bike? My car has run away...
lulu38 August 30, 2008 at 8:29pm
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Riding someone elses bike?
Baaaad Keerok, no donut for you!
Its over!
spunkyanna August 30, 2008 at 9:02pm
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Dear lulu,
Though at first glance it may seem we have some things in common (movies, grad school) there are a few problems with us having a romantic relationship. One, you life too far away from me and two, I like men. Sorry hon.
Cimmaron August 30, 2008 at 9:09pm
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You're too slow... the TV keeps going in and out... I'm taking my bike and leaving...
Cimmaron August 30, 2008 at 9:10pm
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Oh.. Sorry.. I thought you were Chai..
Chai August 30, 2008 at 9:57pm
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Of course I am slow...dam it!!!
Trying to keep your computer going while all you do is post and bump around all day in the forums is too much for me!!!
Cimmaron August 31, 2008 at 1:20am
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Sigh... I've tried with you.. God knows I've tried...
Cimmaron August 31, 2008 at 1:22am
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I need to find someone who knows just how much my Binary Love has to offer! You can have the bike..
tofertoker August 31, 2008 at 3:16pm
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Sorry Cimm, but im a pitcher not a catcher !!!
Cimmaron August 31, 2008 at 11:40pm
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Sorry Tofer.. I'm sure you're a nice person and that's really cool that you like "baseball", but I'm only into playing it with women not men!
Melissamichelleg August 31, 2008 at 11:57pm
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Cimm your credit cards are maxed out, so I am leaving, plus flower and I met some high rollers in Vegas! LOL
Cimmaron September 1, 2008 at 1:07am
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(In my best Homer Simpson accent) While you little %#$@&*^%!!!
Chai September 1, 2008 at 10:45am
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Oh cimm... remember those credit cards you were waiting for to replace the ones Mel and Flower took off with? ON the way out the door I gave "the bike" to the mailman and he gave me the mail........wow your limits are HIGH........Vegas here I come.
Mel and Flower see yah in a few days
QuietHunter September 1, 2008 at 11:10am
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Chai;
The hats look so much better on me. I am leaving, and taking them with me. You can have the tea.
frckld1 September 2, 2008 at 10:40am
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QH..it's not you, it's me..and I get the horse..
QuietHunter September 2, 2008 at 12:01pm
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Frckld;
I am sorry - playing connect the dots in bed is boring. Need a pale skinned person for the finger paints.
Chai September 3, 2008 at 8:03pm
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Chai Tea is gone...its all because you took the dam hats QH
Aaron7L7 September 3, 2008 at 8:14pm
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Chai im sorry.. im in love with another O.O .. i know it hurts me too but.... well goodbye
Girle_Rose September 3, 2008 at 8:21pm
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Aaron.. it is not going to work out.. since you are all in love with GA!!! BASTARD!! SLAP SLAP!! LOL
twinmom September 3, 2008 at 8:42pm
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Rose...Sweetie...Babe.....You know I love you.....but....but....the distance is just too great between us!! You will be in my heart forever!! LOL
biker_44 September 3, 2008 at 8:46pm
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screw this thread! i ain't leaving ya twinmom! ok. ok. so i am whipped! big deal and what guy ain't? lol
Lisa4631 September 3, 2008 at 9:06pm
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Biker, baby, you're just too much for me to handle.
Loved those wild nights, but I just can't keep up, honey.
I gotta cut you loose.
>muah<
Never forget me
Keerok September 3, 2008 at 9:15pm
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I can't think of a single reason to get rid of you, Lisa. And so I must go...
biker_44 September 4, 2008 at 8:11pm
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Says to Lisa. Well its about time you came to your senses! lol
Melissamichelleg September 4, 2008 at 8:55pm
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Well biker you never gave me that ride I asked for in the forum so I am leaving!
swamper40 September 4, 2008 at 10:30pm
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i have to let you go mel,cause giving tck the address,now he's camped out in the bushes and looking in like a peeper he is...
ManhattanBabe September 5, 2008 at 12:20am
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swamper, its over, you never let me sink your battleship........
Melissamichelleg September 5, 2008 at 1:01am
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Haha manny its over because you never share your toys with me HEHEHE!
frckld1 September 5, 2008 at 10:43am
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.
Lisa4631 September 6, 2008 at 10:30am
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Yknow, frckld, I gave it a shot, it was fun, but I still prefer the real thing.
So, you know, it's over. But can we be friends?
>muah<
ManhattanBabe September 6, 2008 at 2:33pm
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Lisa, i knew we both were experimenting, but alas i like d**k way to much. but we can still shop till we drop!!!!! hugs and spanks!!!
Starfire58 September 6, 2008 at 3:14pm
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Aw, Manny... the spanks were fun but now that I can't sit for a week...it's over. So let's head down to the beach! The water ought to reduce that rosey glow!
Cristobalito September 6, 2008 at 3:51pm
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I can't live with you and I can't kill you - sorry babe.
biker_44 September 6, 2008 at 5:33pm
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well mr. cristo, i suppose you will just have to leave my behind! OUCH!
lol
frckld1 September 6, 2008 at 7:19pm
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Biker - It's not you, it's me...and I get the bike.
Cristobalito September 6, 2008 at 7:23pm
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sorry frckld, but I was only in it for the bike....
which I'm going to now give back to biker_44 (in accordance with the International Brotherhood of Men and their consumate by-laws)
frckld1 September 6, 2008 at 7:26pm
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DAMMIT! And I was up one horse and the bike...pffft...we're done Christo.
Cristobalito September 6, 2008 at 7:34pm
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I WAS ONLY KIDDING ABOUT THE BIKE BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR THEN I'M OUTA'HERE (yelling loudly - in accordance with the International Brotherhood of Men and their consumate by-laws)
biker_44 September 6, 2008 at 7:42pm
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you guys are too funny. thanks for the laughs!
frckld1 September 6, 2008 at 7:47pm
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Christo - You forgot to slam the door...
veritababe September 6, 2008 at 7:50pm
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-Ronnie slams the door!- I knew it! I knew I'd find you three in here without me!! I'm done with you guys. Frck, you want them all for yourself, you can have them! Cristo, you owe me a trip to the Bahamas and Biker, gimme my bike back. I'm out of here!
Cristobalito September 6, 2008 at 8:52pm
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you, frck, biker_44 - I swear to GOD that you biker babes are ALL alike
verita? I'm leaving and taking the TupperWare(tm) with me!!
biker_44 September 6, 2008 at 8:52pm
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sure thing veritababe. take the bike! you can have it! but can i get some head before ya go? lol
Cristobalito September 6, 2008 at 8:55pm
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hey biker? Dump those baloney-heads.....
don't you get tired of being a life-support system for a peeeeeeeenis?
biker_44 September 6, 2008 at 10:23pm
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what eles could i do mr. cristo?
besides, it's a small job! lol
frckld1 September 7, 2008 at 11:04am
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bump
Melissamichelleg September 7, 2008 at 6:25pm
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since frckld just bumped it I am going to go with biker and tell him!
"Your bike just doesn't give me the special vibration between my legs anymore!"
HEHEHE
biker_44 September 7, 2008 at 9:58pm
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has anyone seen my electric toothbrush?
Starfire58 September 7, 2008 at 11:12pm
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The toothbrush is battery operated and has been and will remain mine. So along with finding someplacce else to live, you'll have to get your own toothbrush.
Cristobalito September 7, 2008 at 11:43pm
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I tole'ya once and I'll tellz'ya again...
MYway or the HIGHway g/f - your HIGH drama is too LOW life for me!
(oh and I'm keeping my own IP addie whether you like it or not - 12.218.224.56)
Starfire58 September 7, 2008 at 11:46pm
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*takes the Cleos with* Thank God that man is out of my life!
biker_44 September 8, 2008 at 7:55pm
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ok star. you can have the toothbrush. but, you have to take all the money too! oh, an i get the kids.
i guess i told her huh?
QUICK BROWSE
