Anyone for sex with a 62 yr old male? I know what it takes to make you happy.
Wayne04728 (this topic's creator)8/2/2008 9:45:39 PM
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MsAries1 11/14/2008 2:23:38 PM
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hahahaha...rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keerok 11/14/2008 3:01:22 PM
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Now, now!! You'll give the poor fella a complex.
MsAries1 11/14/2008 3:37:02 PM
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hahahaha... i am still rotflmao!
okok, i know thats mean, but i want him to explain how he can make a woman 'happy' at 62??? just curious! hahahahahahahahah
MsAries1 11/14/2008 4:18:50 PM
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keerok - if he was sean connery or roger daltrey of the who... than i will have sex with him.
Keerok 11/14/2008 4:31:28 PM
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Well, it's always possible he's having a viagra moment
Or maybe he actually does know... but on the other hand if he did, he wouldn't need to advertise it here. *shrugs* Ohhhh well.
ManhattanBabe 11/14/2008 4:51:46 PM
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I almost fell off my stool reading this one, lmao, this is just too good to pass up on, well that eighter means he can get any and he needs to advertise, wait you know what ill do ill put up a big billboard in times square in manhattan, leave me your name, number and a picture, and now dont be sending me any pics of scoobydoo, wolverine, or the icemancometh, hehehehehehehe
Keerok 11/14/2008 4:54:54 PM
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Married, too. Better hope wife doesn't see this...
ManhattanBabe 11/14/2008 5:30:31 PM
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how would his wife know, there's no picture of him, unless shes a blue blob too,lmao
H_W 11/14/2008 5:33:37 PM
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The wife doesn't care. Last time she tried to satisfy him, all that came out was powder. Phhhttt!!
MsAries1 11/14/2008 10:23:34 PM
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omg...i was just surfing the mingles website and noticed a certain sexy 63 yr old... yea, i would love for sean connery, roger daltrey, and Rollo-Quarters to make me happy
... yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
imsexy5 11/14/2008 10:26:26 PM
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Ms Aries you would sllep with a 62 yr old with your fake black ass
MsAries1 11/14/2008 10:30:23 PM
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the only fake in mingles is your 'i'gnorant 'm'oronic ass... but no, i wouldnt 'sllep' with a 62 yr old you DUMMY! LOL
MsAries1 11/14/2008 10:31:44 PM
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by the way my ass is brown...not black you 'i'diot 'm'utherfuker!
imsexy5 11/14/2008 11:01:11 PM
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big and brown the brown is the shit b.itch LMAO
MsAries1 11/14/2008 11:03:50 PM
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your retarded period!
MsAries1 11/14/2008 11:05:23 PM
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seriously, you give black men a wrong name!!! you need JESUS!
imsexy5 11/14/2008 11:43:15 PM
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tAHTS WHAT ALL BLACKS SAY BLA BLA BLA GO TO CHURCH 2 FACED NIGGAS.
sCAMMER WATCH GUYS THE NAME IS SARAHBLOWING
I HAD THIS BIRCH GOING TONIGHT
MsAries1 11/14/2008 11:50:58 PM
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sorry... but you continue to make absolutely no sense! why is that and what the fuk is -'tAHTS WHAT ALL BLACKS SAY BLA BLA BLA GO TO CHURCH 2 FACED NIGGAS. sCAMMER WATCH GUYS THE NAME IS SARAHBLOWING I HAD THIS BIRCH GOING TONIGHT'-this?
ok instead of Jesus, i think you just need a dictionary and a tutor.
'i'diot 'm'utherfuker or 'i'gnorant 'm'oron -hmmmmm... 'im'sexy embodies both.
imsexy5 11/15/2008 12:27:10 AM
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MsAries1 11/15/2008 12:44:08 AM
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Usted es un asshole estpido. chopa mi ponocha. Vaya salto de una piedras de puente o patada. Usted es abajo m y los otros aqu. Usted necesita realmente parar y conseguir una vida. Usted jodiendo a idiota imbcil. PUTO!
MsAries1 11/15/2008 12:45:38 AM
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Usted es un asshole estpido. Vaya salto de una piedras de puente o patada. Usted es abajo mi y los otros aqui. Usted necesita realmente parar y conseguir una vida. Usted jodiendo a idiota imbecil. PUTO!
MsAries1 11/15/2008 12:51:50 AM
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Usted es un hijo estupido de una ramera con ningun Dick. va tiene relaciones sexuales con su mama y nos deja aqui en mezcla solo usted mother****er. piedras de patada & besa mi asno! Usted es un asshole estupido. chupa mi ponocha. Vaya salto de una piedras de puente o patada. Usted es abajo mi y los otros aqu. Usted necesita realmente parar y conseguir una vida. Usted jodiendo a idiota imbecil. PUTO!!!
translation - go Kick Rocks you Asshole!
shopstar 11/15/2008 2:30:37 AM
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i m-sarahblowings profile says she's looking for a white female age 18-99 within 100 miles of L.A., California. Guess you thought you were her match. Geography is not one of your strong points either? Oh Yea! You can't read or write, just look at the pictures. Like I said. You just "can't fix stupid"!
shopstar 11/15/2008 2:42:16 AM
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If this were Jeopardy:--- Catagory "WORMS for $500.00 Alex" ---"The clue is No Brain, No Balls, No Spine!"---Answer "Who is imsexy5"--- "Correct, You Win"
imsexy5 11/15/2008 9:10:57 AM
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LOL Shoplifter I was actually and still am good at geography you piece of shit. Your all talk buddy I have already proven that
WebcamMostie 11/15/2008 9:32:27 AM
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village idiot
n
Definition: a stupid or ignorant person well known for low intelligence in their village or town.
ignorant
adjective
1. lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man.
2. lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact.
3. uninformed; unaware.
4. due to or showing lack of knowledge or training: an ignorant statement.
I think that pretty well sums it up- oh, and btw...you're ugly outside, as well-
shopstar 11/15/2008 9:39:33 AM
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"chump"----"you ain't Mohammed Ali and this ain't the Rumble in the Jungle"
CaptainCorelli 11/15/2008 9:47:30 AM
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Well technically he just said he knew what it took to make a woman happy, he never actually claimed he could do something about it, lol.
Don't worry about Imsexy, I think he's just "toy"ing with people. Besides, Florida is calling him.
Keerok 11/15/2008 9:59:41 AM
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"Besides, Florida is calling him."
We're only accepting women at this time... plus there's the import fee... 
imsexy5 11/15/2008 10:10:27 AM
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I do not want Ms asshole people and mostie you keep flirting with me you know I look good and you would love to have my c.ock inside of you
WebcamMostie 11/15/2008 10:16:23 AM
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Imsexy5- Like a rock.
Only dumber
WebcamMostie 11/15/2008 10:18:05 AM
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You know, I find it really funny that you post things in the exact same way that someone else on this site posts them- and the other person has had loads of fake profiles as well, and although he thinks he's really smart, I'm sure, he's dumb as a rock as well- Sorta like a used car salesman, you know?
I'm sure you do
CaptainCorelli 11/15/2008 10:51:31 AM
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***"you know I look good and you would love to have my c.ock inside of you"***
There it is, folks...proof positive that Imsexy is a hermaphrodite. Who else would have a period as well as a cock?
urdreamgurl 11/15/2008 7:59:08 PM
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i will never have sex with a 62 year old male
frckld1 11/15/2008 9:14:41 PM
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^hahaha...I hope you're not saying that when you're 62!^
imsexy5 11/15/2008 9:43:04 PM
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webcam you are dumb and your husband is dumber the ****er probably doesn't have a job oh wait yeah he cleans the ghetto up with that broom
MsAries1 11/15/2008 11:27:29 PM
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shop, kee, capt, mostie.. thanks... 'im' wants me boy you should see his emails... what a perv. he's an illiterate, racist, bigot, sexist, hermaphoditic prick who is simply bored and ashamed of what his life has succumbed to.... now im... go kick rocks, better yet, jump off a bridge. hehe, he's soo dumb enough that he might actually go do it. anyone want to take any bets?
swamper40 11/15/2008 11:44:04 PM
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MsAries you can block Imdumberthan5thgrader,you won't recieve any emails from him...
WebcamMostie 11/16/2008 7:45:18 AM
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yeah swamp, but she needs the good laugh his emails provide, lol
frckld1 11/16/2008 10:21:21 AM
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The question is are they really a laugh, or are they the kind you read and say to yourself: 'eww, kind of scary creepy', then I'm with Swamp, block him. If they're the kind you read and say 'what a freaking idiot, I cannot believe he actually wrote that', then I'm with Mostie, they're kind of fun for amusement. Personally, I think MsAries should post them all publicly in the 'look what this idiot wrote me' forum and let us all laugh. *|*
biker_44 11/16/2008 10:41:22 AM
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hey. you ain't the loneranger. i never had sex with a 62 year old male either!
Cristobalito 11/16/2008 10:49:14 AM
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at 62, I'm really surprised he's only looking for ONE girl!
Cimmaron 11/19/2008 12:06:10 AM
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In a way, I feel sorry for the guy who created this thread.
Imagine being his age and being laughed at because you want to have sex.
Keerok 11/19/2008 4:02:14 AM
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Good point, Manny!! All blue blobbed married men from Mississippi named wayne, beware!! Your wife may be watching. She'll know it's you!! ROFL!!
Capital_city_HateCore 11/19/2008 5:04:07 AM
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id prolly sleep with a 62 year old woman if she had enough money lol
hottie_kixie 5/25/2009 2:05:07 AM
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LMAO! this post give me some ghost bumps! geez if i had to have sex with 62 year old man what would he do?
WebcamMostie 5/26/2009 5:23:52 PM
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Niiiiiice, cimm...make us all feel bad, and everything- LOL
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