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George Carlin

Steven Wright

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant."

Henry Miller

George Carlin

"We will never be younger than tonight"

Chuck Palahniuk

Ibid.

With a love that shall not die

Till the sun grows cold

And the stars grow old.

by Willam Shakespeare

pleads no excuse of impossibility. It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it

completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down."

Thomas a Kempis

And when he wrote that, he must have been moved by a woman, who carried that verse from Shakespear, upon her heart, like a flower carries the pollens of life and it's sweet nectar within it's pistol..

Macbeth

The Halls of Mingles

(Uncle Darth in Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back)

ever the charmer.. I am blushing..swear....

-Yousuf Karsh

Ronald Reagan

"Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over." Frank Zappa

"It is much harder to struggle against one's self, than it is against fate"

- Jack Warner

(one of the Warner brothers, of Warner Bros. Studios)

Deny everything and

Make counter accusations" - tommy

He honored her offer

So, the rest of the night

it was on her and off her.

Unknown

- Will Rogers -

Jeff Jones

Sparta's reply: "If."

Robert Orben

-Lisa's dad

*

Live beyond reproach.

-Lisa's mom

*

Holy crap! Can we lower the bar JES' A LIL'??!!??

-Lisa.

Robbi

Robbi

George Washington

Ronald Reagan

"Too many stock-jobbers and King-jobbers have come into our Legislature, or rather too many of our Legislature have become stock-jobbers and King-jobbers. " To General Lafayette.

Robert Kennedy

Marilyn Monroe

Restaurant owner

Flowerpistol

Your neck in

Your eyes open and

Your mouth shut!

Slowwalker

Only eyes and gestures

I give love and devotion

From Rocco D. Pug

"Its not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that theyve got a chance for success too. I think when you spread the wealth around, its good for everybody." Barack Obama to a small business owner at a recent rally

"Thank you Cimm, if It wasn't For YOU, I Would Not Be Cool and My Life Would Be Meaningless"

- (forum topic quote) CaptiainCorelli

Hannibal (and probably Dahmer as well)

Sound like anyone you've seen on TV lately?? LOL

LOL

(i never get tired of reading/hearing this one... LOL)

**LOL. im going to miss George's Bushisms**

- Darth Spartacus

(*From Meteorman or something, sorry, can't remember movie title)

Movie Zoolander

..._ ..._ ..._

- unknown

my mom

my mom told me that after the fact.

Dolly Parton

My Dogs

-Rachel Zoe, Celebrity Fashion Stylist

Sculpture is like a poem, where it is the idea, he perfect gesture that comes through.

Architecture is like the novel, where it is the grand idea that comes through."

Maya Lin

(Architect, sculptor and designer of the Vietnam Memorial)

"Dont expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong." Calvin Coolidge

American Defense Lawyers' Ethics Training Book for Children

Ancient Polynesian Greeting

Whether or not you are a country music fan, this is truly the work of a deep thinker, and highly intelligent person.

So simple, yet so profound. I wonder if all that weed he smoked had anything to do with it.

Words of wisdom from that famous "philosopher Willie Nelson" on his 75th birthday:

'I have outlived my dick!'

- On a skydiving shirt

*no slur intended on the post above*

Mae West

End World hunger ,,Eat the homeless

Dont know who wrote it.

Have yous all heard the song Heyyyyyy Macaraina ,Macca raina.

This is a section from ,, Heyyy Masturbata!!!

Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alona Feelin kinda honrny gotta jingle in my bona ,,go and grab a penthouse its the one with sharon stoner

Heyyy Masturbata!!!!

I go a little faster and its feeling kinda niceAh ,once just aint enough so I gotta do it twiceAh , If you wanna spank the monkey ,I can give you good adviceAh

Heyyy Masturbata !!!

I use some baby oil or a little vaselina ,laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana ,,Never shake my hands ,because you dont know where theyve beena

Heyyy Masturbata!!!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta ,,one hand on the wheel the other on my meata,,I cant get out the car cos I'm sticking to the seata

Heyy Masturbata!!

Since I was a kid I have been a masturbata ,,choke the chicken ,hum the knob and squeezing the tomata ,,One look at miss november and I'm gonna decorata

Hey Masturbata!!!!

To get the full effect of it ,,you have to sing it in tune LOL

Have a good day all!!!

Well I was praying and suddenly I realised I was talking to myself

Peter O'toole

*fat could be chinese, caucasian, skinny, muscular, no prejudice intended*

Often you will not get it back.

Irony can be so ironic

Airplane II

(John Kenneth Galbraith)

(David McIntosh)

(Nikita Khrushchev)

- Richard Dawkins ...

Albert Einstein

"All Faith is false, all Faith is true:

Truth is the shattered mirror strewen

In myriad bits; while each believes

his little bit the whole to own."

Richard Francis Burton

Voltaire

Mikhail Bakunin

Galileo Galilei

lol

(I'm sure he would have amended that if he had lived to see this George Bush in the White House)

Mj

gr

guess who?

Dane Cook

...Imsexy

"As the government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquillity [sic] of Musselmen . . . it is declared . . . that no pretext arising from religious opinion shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries." This treaty was written under Washington's presidency, and it was ratified by Congress under John Adams, signed by Adams

- Flowerpistol

386 years this year I believe..........

- Albert Einstein

- Socrates

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making plans"-John Lennon

what happend to all the posts/quotes???"

Cristobalito

because I know that Jesus Rodriguez says the same thing about the sheep on his farm down in Texas...

What is Aslut backwards? About $100".....

Git Er Done!!!

Larry The Cable Guy

Ok, my quote..."Well, this should be interesting"- I cannot remember this man's name, but he was one of the very first gay victims of AIDS that Newsweek, or some other news mag was following- and this was said by him on his deathbed- I never forgot that, what an awesome attitude

Socrates

Don't know who said it, but true enough....

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." - Benjamin Franklin

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because

I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

From a 16th Century poet named Sanai for a collection titled "PErsian Poets"

It cannot save the few who are rich."

- John F. Kennedy (from his inaugural speech)

Stephan Colbert

is strong enough to take everything you have. &nbs p;

Thomas Jefferson

"Nationalization may have a psychological impact as well, and Uncle Sam wrapping his arms around failing banks in this country might provide a big dose of confidence for the American consumer." --CBS News anchorhead Katie Couric

Robin Williams

but those who know why, will always lead them.

i dont remember who

a fool speaks because he has to say something"

"greater is he who conquers himself,than he who conquers a city"

king solomon

"may her breast always satisfy you"

king solomon

-- Wendell Johnson

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

-- Dale Carnegie

if when you are old,you are not conservative,you have no brain.

--Winston Churchhill

Source Unknown

William Shakespare

my brother

-- Baltasar Gracian

If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.

-- Martin Luther King Jr

Norman Mattoon Thomas ( November 20 , 1884 December 19 , 1968) was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America .

The Socialist Party candidate for President of the US , Norman Thomas , said this in a 1944 speech:

" The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party . The Democrat Party has adopted our platform."

make the best out of the situation before it makes the worst of you.....me

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> It was read at her funeral years later.

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> For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.

'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:

We win, they lose.'- Ronald Reagan

'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan

'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' - Ronald Reagan

'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.'- Ronald Reagan

'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan

'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' - Ronald Reagan

'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan

'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan

'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'- Ronald Reagan

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'- Ronald Reagan

-salvo36-

---Ben Bergor

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."

---Gilda Radner

Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!"

---Unknown

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet."

---Bill Cosby

"God gave men both a **** and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

---Robin Williams (on Clinton/Lewinsky affair)

You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution."

---Unknown

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."

---Unknown

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

---Phyllis Diller

Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?"

---Nipsey Russel

Christiane Amanpour

John Kennedy once said to a assembled group of scholars in the White

House. " I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent,

of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House,

with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."

The quotes below could prove his point.

When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we

shall become as corrupt as Europe.

Thomas Jefferson

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who

are willing to work and give to those who would not.

Thomas Jefferson

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A

principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.

Thomas Jefferson

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the

government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of

taking care of them.

Thomas Jefferson

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results

from too much government.

Thomas Jefferson

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.

Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and

bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny

in government.

Thomas Jefferson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood

of patriots and tyrants.

Thomas Jefferson

Very Interesting Quote:

In light of the present financial crisis, it's interesting to read

what Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:

Banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.

If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue

of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks

and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the

people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the

continent their fathers conquered.

Doesn't this sound eerily familiar to what is happening in America today?

In Latin it has such a ring: "It is fitting that a liar should be a man of good memory."

-Quintilian

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_________

______

____

___*FRIENDSHIP*

____*FOREVER*

_____

_______*MAY*

_________*GOD*

__________*BLESS*

____________*U*

_____________

______________

_______________

________________

_________________

__________________

___________________

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? Friendship is a Priceless Gift

? It cannot be bought or sold

? But its value is far greater

? Than a mountain made of Gold

? So when you ask God for a gift

? Be thankful if He sends

? Not diamonds, pearls or riches

? But the Love of Real True Friends

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection and attachment. The word love can refer to a

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection and attachment. The word love can refer to a

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection and attachment. The word love can refer to a

Sex is a game,

Boys do the thing

Girls get the blame,

1 night in pleasure

9 months of pain

1 day in hospital and

a junior needs a name

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.

Warren Buffett

"So why don't we get drunk and screw"

...till right gets put right."

---John Shooter

We are created for happinbess., If we are miserable it is because we persist in holding gloomy thoughts, in looking upon the dark instead of the bright side of the picture. You are made for enjoyument, the world was filled with things which you will enjoy, unless you are too grasping to care for what you cannot turn to other account than mere delight.

Nature is one vast garden of eden, packed full of indescribable loveliness, which softly, persistently, insistently calls to us for recognition and appreciation. But our senses are so dulled, so stupefied by our own selfish interests and sordid ambitions that we do not hear, we do not see, we do not feel it. We are so preoccupied that we close the gates of our eyes to all this appealing beauty, we shut the portals of our ears to the sweet sounds, to entancing music which would ravish the angels, we shut up all the avenues of joy through which might flow to us refreshment of soul and body.

and knows not that he knows not,

is a fool, shun him."

"He who knows not,

and knows that he knows not,

is a child, teach him."

"He who knows,

and knows not that he knows,

is asleep, wake him."

"He who knows,

and knows that he knows,

is wise, follow him."

Ancient Persian Proverb

To win respect of intelligent people

And the affection of children;

To earn the approbation of honest critics

And endure the betrayal of false friends;

To appreciate beauty;

To find the best in others;

To give one's self;

To leave the world a little better,

Whether by a healthy child,

A garden patch,

Or redeemed social condition;

To have played and laughed with enthusiasm

And sung with exultation;

To know even one life has breathed easier

Because you have lived...

This is to have succeeded.

(Unknown Author, perhaps Ralph Waldo Emerson)

"Power corrupts. Absolute power, corrupts, absolutely"

Lord Acton, or some other such person, lol.

--various, including the Bible, Ozzy Osbourne and others... and so true.

That's what I get for having the old King James version, lol.

Thanks Flowerpistol.

Isaiah 57 (King James Version):

57:20 But the wicked are like the troubled sea, when it cannot rest, whose waters cast up mire and dirt.

57:21 There is no peace, saith my God, to the wicked.

What about those of us who are riding the crazy train...is there any peace for us?

And, we'll be in quite a quagmire until you do figure it out

Quagmire, hmmm...I may be on shaky ground with that one, too.

usually quoted as "Did you ever expect a corporation to have a conscience, when it has no soul to be damned, and no body to be kicked?"

[not sure who pened this]