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can we discuss anything other than brokeback mtn, gay men, tck, etc... i was actually enjoying reading many of you guys' comments on the 'bailout', global warming, sports, elections, etc... but geez, does everything have to be about 'whatshisface"? b/c its becoming TOOOO OBSESIVE & making people sleepy. SO PLEASE MOVE ON b/c some of you seem like nice, funny, and somewhat intelligent people. BUT STOP BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

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NOW lets talk ABOUT something like SEX.... its ok to masturbate... lol.

"make love, not war"

All at once, one at a time, grouped, or what? *innocent look*

*laughing!!* Many ignore as best we can, but when, concepually speaking, someone hops up and down screaming, it can be difficult.

lets talk about sexy baby, lets talk about you and me, lets talk abouuut sex! hahaha.

Sex is always a good topic

10 toes up , 10 toes down, big ol butt goin round an round.

Let's give it a try!

(But something tells me Cimm, Cristo, Hunter, Kee, and Swamp won't be able to stop talking about what they really love - - - - MEEEE, lol.)

keerok, we can have it as a group, on swings, with whips, role play... as long as george clooney is in the action.... *beachbum, girly, you stay next to me & bigmanmario *wink* i also want to molest and unmask sympathyfriend aka rick moranis from spaceballs... spart, do you have a foot fetish or a big booty fetish??? lol.

hey tck, and if any of your admireres want to watch ... more power to them, but im sure they'll eventually want to join in the action... shoot, i'll even give frkd a lick. j/k frk... just a joke GF. laugh. haha. its all good. we call all use a good laugh. its tuesday... and the economy is a mess...

I love to see people having fun in the forum!

hahahaha msaries, i love your posts. george clooney is pretty sexy if i do say so myself. and yes, the economy is definitely a mess!!

wow you and dani with me in the middle

my dreams have come true

Gezzzz it was a poem MsAries...LOL....foot fetish yuk ......

What's wrong with clean feet?

On a spinning merry-go-round might be fun... George, help the ladies aboard and let's spin this thing up!!

Yup, the economy sure is a mess!

-spart, i knew it was a poem & i heard it in a song... just wondering if you like big butts... b/c I like big butts and I can not lie, You other brothers can't deny, And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, And a round thing in your face, You get sprung, Wanna pull up tough, Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed, Deep in the jeans she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring, Oh, baby I wanna get with ya, And take your picture, My homeboys tried to warn me, But with that butt you got, Makes me so horny... [oops my bad, got carried away listening to Sir Mix A-lot...]

-dani, thanks mamicita, you HOTTIE you..

-mario - big man??? i hope you live up to that name.

-keerock, footmassages are a turn on. hmmm... merry go rounds??? well, thats original & kind of kinky. lol.

kinky is good. especially with sympathyfriend in the darth vader helmet- reminds me of the part in revenge of the nerds with the cheerleader... lol.

-tck, fun is my middle name... next to bitch. haha... and there's no shame in either...

-well yall, im just trying to change things up a bit in this joint... and speaking of joints... im at work and can sure use one.

hope everyone is trying to have a good day... dont worry, i think by 2009, things will get better re: the economy. all i know is that someone is getting rich and i need to find him and have his baby.

take it easy.

aries babe im sure i can live up the name in more ways then one , ask around some here have seen a pic , better email sometime with your yahoo or msn id and maybe i will give you peek too

lmao

Foot massages rock! Keep on keeping on, positive new stuff is cool, tyvm!!

-mario, i believe you hun... inquiring minds just wanted to know... j/k

-kee, ywvm... (re: foot massages) -your a good man!

**and to keep people awake, playful & away from the ugly drama that keep resurfacing here in these forums...

i just heard that artichokes are an aphrodisiac... if so, does anyone know the proper way to prepare it as such? and, what is your best & tastiest food aphrodisiac?

(i know i can google stuff like this, but where is the fun in that?... anyways, you people here in mingleland are more creative...)

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"its never too late to learn new things..."

artichokes as an aphrodisiac? sheesh that sounds disgusting. lol.

The artichoke above all is the vegetable expression of civilised living, of the long view, of increasing delight by anticipation and crescendo. No wonder it was once regarded as an aphrodisiac. It had no place in the troll's world of instant gratification. It makes no appeal to the meat-and-two-veg mentality. -Jane Grigson (1928-1990) Vegetable Book (1978)

hmm, seems pretty weird to me. i'll stick with things like strawberries, whipped cream, and all that cliche nonsense. artichokes are not on my list, but to each his/her own. =D

biggmannmario : wow you and dani with me in the middle, my dreams have come true ---> Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. -Woody Allen

(looks like you hit the jackpot )

well the love of a good woman is better the all the money in the world , but the love of two well that just out of this world

do you think woody allen's name is symbolic? and he would know about being btwn 2 women... i love his movies.

good point beach... apparently the ancient greeks believed that artichokes helped with the libido (esp in men)... whatever... i actually do love artichokes, esp. as in spinach artichoke dip as in the appetizer at Cheesecake Factory... but i too will always prefer the whipcream and berries with champagne over the green stuff... maybe thats a chick thing. also, i never understood why oysters are considered an aphrodisiac, wtf?

question, why do men like having whipcream, honey etc... pour/rubbed on the woman to be licked off? i mean seriously, why not just get a spoon & eat it out of a jar? lol.... keerock????

i myself think people should keep it simple & clean & limit to being rubbed down with ice cubes only... lol

btw beachbum, can we include jessica biel in with george clooney? she's hot!

"question, why do men like having whipcream, honey etc... pour/rubbed on the woman to be licked off? i mean seriously, why not just get a spoon & eat it out of a jar? lol.... keerock????"

Because if you're eating it out of the jar with a spoon, you aren't licking it off your lover.

Hershey's Dark Chocolate sauce...

*laughing!!* "Woody" Allen... never noticed that!!

Artichokes, if I remember right, are a lot of work, messy, and oily. If you can get past that they're great!!

Spinach/Artichoke dip is one of my fav's, yumm.

Oysters... don't eat them anymore because these days they can be contaminated, but we used to eat them by the bucket!!

It's way more fun to lick it off the tender bits of a woman is why

Kama Sutra's pleasure balm!! YUMM

they also have a nice honey dust , well thats what i was told

lol

if we're including jessica biel, we definitely have to include jessica alba because she is ****in bangin. andd ironically stared in the movie 'honey' hahaha. all this talk about honey and whipped cream and berries; goodness gracious. i need to go food shopping!!!

You need to go meat shoppin'. Meat! Meat! ****meat...!

(I love this thread. This is exactly what I meant by we need more newcomers having fun here!!!)

I have the dust as well, it is nice.

As far as the person I think is sexy that would be

Man- Josh Duhamel

Woman- Megan Fox

did someone call for meat , IM HEREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sexy man= Nicholas Cage

Sexy woman= Milla Jovavich

i need to make sure i put honey dust on my shopping list, thanks mario.... damn, im getting hungry.

i dont know why, but jason statham from crank really does it for me... i must like the bad boy types. jessica biel & jason statham - hehe, now that's a HOT dream threesome. btw, megan fox is a friggin FOX! good pick flowerpistol!

my top five (no order):

jason statham - crank

gerard butler - I AM SPARTA!

julian mcmahon - nip/tuck

matthew mcconaughy - thank you jesus

terrance howard - its soo hard out there for a pimp (hustle & flow)

**GEORGE CLOONEY doesnt need to be on any list, he is a gift from God & can come & go as he please**

and my ladies -->

jessica biel, jessica alba, megan fox,

(and i love my over 40 women) halle berry & demi moore

*thought i throw my list out there...

Wastin away again in Bootyville.....That's in some song ain't it?

Elizabeth Pena

megan fox is sexxyyy. so is jason statham. mark wahlberg is sexxxyy too - in the italian job, oh my goooooodness.

I met some chick, on the internet, from Long Island that puts all other females to shame.

And then there's ASHLIZZLE... a sizzlin' hotttt mama.

tck lets not forget the hotties north of the border like rose and twin now

and of course the west coast hottie herself ms aries

thats ok tho, cuz i put everyone to shame gahhh kidding. all of the abvoe mentioned girls are BEAUTIFUL <3

beachbum is friggin GORGEOUS!! if i was a dude it would be me and her all night... but im a chick and it would still be me & her all night! --flowerpistol has it going on also, but she prob doesnt swing my way. j/k and i am definitely into rollercoasters, so i can not wait to ride the 'bigman' or shall i say goliath

Here's a few tidbits that are supposed to help heat things up:

http://cook2.best.vwh.net/atoz/a.shtml

Alcohol

Edward FitzGerald knew what he was talking about when he said: "A jug of wine a loaf of bread and thou." People have been using alcohol to stimulate the libido for centuries. But while a moderate amount of alcohol will reduce anxiety and release inhibitions one glass too many is more likely to put you asleep than put you in the mood.

Aiola

A popular garlic recipe from the southeastern region of France. In summer, entire villages hold food festivals featuring this sauce called the "Butter of France." For an aphrodisiacal treat use it as a dip for either artichokes or asparagus. You'll find a recipe for Aiola on page 111 of our book Food as Foreplay: Recipes for Romance, Love and Lust.

Antlers

Antlers and horns are considered to be aphrodisiacs especially in Eastern Asia. Why? Because they resemble an erect penis. Antlers are ground up into a powder and sprinkled on food or into drinks. Generally not available in your local Chinese take-out, but you can always ask if they'll make a special order for you.

Apricots

The ancient Chinese considered this round thin skinned fruit (which originated in China) to be a symbol of a sensual nature. Try feeding your lover fresh apricots which are available from May to July. Look for fragrant fruits with a red blush that gives slightly to pressure.

Artichokes

Katherine De Medici was considered scandalous by the French court for eating large quantities of artichokes. Her husband, Henry, didn't seem to mind.

The simple act of stripping an artichoke of its leaves, dipping them into butter and scrapping off the tender flesh with your teeth is a very sensual experience. Simply cut off the artichoke's thorny tips, snap off the tough leaves, slice off the stem and rub with lemon juice. Steam until tender, about 30-60 minutes. Try dipping artichokes into curried mayonnaise, lemon or herb butter or vinaigrette.

Asparagus

Perhaps the most erotic member of the vegetable kingdom. In nineteenth century France bridegrooms were required to eat several courses consisting of asparagus, asparagus and more asparagus because of its reputed powers to arouse. The best way to eat this member of the lily family is steamed or boiled and dressed with butter, olive oil or Hollandaise sauce.

hmm. wow i noticed this girl. xbeachbumx..

she's pretty hot. id hit that.

...oh wait....i already doooo<333

LMAOOO. ash <3333 you're the best!! hahah.

i cant wait for tonight. meow!

diddlediddleashlizzle

HAHAHAHA. OH MAN DANI. I LIKE THE WAY YOU SCREAM MY NAMMMMEEE. OKOK. ON TOPIC, BUT OFF AT THE SAME TIME SORRY GUYS. LOL.

i love asparasgus... yummy. kee, you should hold a seminar.

*thinking to myself* ummmm... i think im going to become a lesbian... wait a minute, im half way that there. byt ashlizzle, no need to say sorry to the guys here, its more fun that way.. hehe...

It would be my pleasure to do a seminar! Let's start with an easy way: Baste asparagus with seasoned oil *italian dressing will work* and grill it

No need for sorry AshLizzie, we like it that way.