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Rollo_Quarters (this topic's creator)11/12/2008 7:46:04 PM
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Rollo_Quarters (this topic's creator)11/12/2008 7:51:54 PM
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A few friends at work were talking about reincarnation the other day.
Not seriously, but as the result of a humorous remark by someone.
He wanted to come back as Beyonce's bath towel.
swamper40 11/12/2008 8:10:52 PM
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I'd like to be back as Hugh Hefner
shopstar 11/12/2008 8:35:10 PM
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I'm hoping I never have to leave. Love it here and now. Can't imagine it any better. Would love to live forever. Hope science figures it out before my time is up. If not, I'd come back and live the same life again. Ups and downs included. No pain no gain.
Cimmaron 11/12/2008 10:50:19 PM
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Sorry, but when we come back, we'll be coming back as Chinese people, because by that time, they will have taken over the planet.
CaptainCorelli 5/13/2009 3:33:37 PM
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Cimm, that will never happen. Their guns are all made in Taiwan.
robbi642 5/14/2009 12:01:55 AM
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It's a toss up......either Halle Berry's bicycle seat......or Kenny Rogers.....
Hunter_Rep 5/14/2009 12:21:33 AM
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Megan Fox's bicycle seat
Cimmaron 5/14/2009 2:21:55 AM
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ahhhhh Captain!
I've missed your wit and your humor!
Cimmaron 5/14/2009 2:23:51 AM
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Anyway... In my next life I'm going to be the ruler of China.
Which basically means that I will at last rule the planet and get even with all of you..
ALL OF YOU!
stetor66 5/14/2009 3:58:05 AM
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In my next life it looks like I have to learn Chineese!
mlady_pamela 5/14/2009 4:01:05 AM
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Oh geeez... if Cimm is ruler... what kind of car will he "allow" H_W to drive? What is "this next life" coming to these days!
stetor66 5/14/2009 4:05:25 AM
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"what kind of car will he "allow" H_W to drive?" probably a riksha.
shopstar 5/14/2009 5:19:58 AM
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With a catalitic converter of course. LOL
H_W 5/14/2009 9:42:36 AM
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..........getting auto shuttle transport quotes to Mars as we speak.
shopstar 5/14/2009 12:11:08 PM
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LOL ^^^Waiting on Mars! (cimm,"..a catalitic converter...," that was a joke. For what its worth, as I said before, so was my original "snide remark". Truce Bro!)
CaptainCorelli 5/14/2009 2:12:14 PM
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Wazzupp Cimm??
Is the catalitic converter for a Chinaman driving a cataract?
yellow588 5/19/2009 10:59:29 PM
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priest of the most high God,ruler over many !!
Cimmaron 5/19/2009 11:22:45 PM
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It would seem to me, that some of you should be thinking about coming back as a person that has a face..... cause right now, you don't look like you're doing so good in that department....
Cristobalito 5/19/2009 11:25:17 PM
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we're all fine cimm - but you're profile pic is gone
(you better get help)
yellow588 5/20/2009 1:28:56 AM
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nobody in there right mind would wanna come back! Well they might, come to think about it ,once they see what hell is like,they will only wish they could come back! But it won't happen. I can't wait to go home myself,gonna be a super great thing ,praise the Lord and God Jesus Christ.
Hunter_Rep 5/23/2009 2:56:23 AM
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i have more belief in the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown then i do Jebus or Gob
yellow588 5/24/2009 2:15:47 AM
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Hunterd, were did your mother and father come from?
Hunter_Rep 5/24/2009 3:53:25 AM
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not from yer fake god. i ask you this, show me proof, real proof, physical proof that jebus or gob exists.
yellow588 5/26/2009 12:01:21 AM
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Hunter they are all around you, the stars ,sky,water,the ground you are standing on,the air you breath,the blood that flows through your body,all tho you might be a snake!! HEHEHE! Don't tell me your one of those guys who believes all the things in the earth came from some big explosion in the universe? Really were did these big objects come from? Think about it,when does a massive explosion ever produce something as pretty as YOU ? LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or do you think man evolved from an ape? You know like they teach all children in school! They still teach that you know,or maybe you believe the humans came crawling out of the sea? you know like the mermaids!
Hunter_Rep 5/26/2009 11:34:04 PM
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man did evolve ya zagnut. you keep believing the fak crap they shoved down yer throat in bible school, i am a man of hard evidence, not blind faith.
yellow588 5/27/2009 12:49:20 AM
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LOL
you came from an Ape? you got pics of your ancestors? I'm sure you got them,right! Mr. hard facts. Have you ever heard an ape talk English? How come evolution has stoped? Why are there still apes and monkeys around?You will perish in your unbelief
swamper40 5/27/2009 2:16:58 AM
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when did evolution stopped,isn't it still going on...
yellow588 5/27/2009 9:50:16 AM
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What is evolving? are baby apes still in the process of becoming humans? You tell me what part of evolution is still active? Please don't confuse a growing in mental understanding with evolution.
yellow588 5/27/2009 8:03:10 PM
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Whispers
The man whispered, "God, speak to me" and a meadowlark sang.
But, the man did not hear.
So the man yelled, "God, speak to me" and the thunder rolled across the sky.
But, the man did not listen.
The man looked around and said, "God let me see you." And a star shined brightly.
But the man did not see.
And, the man shouted, "God show me a miracle." And, a life was born.
But, the man did not notice.
So, the man cried out in despair, "Touch me God, and let me know you are here."
Whereupon, God reached down and touched the man. But, the man brushed the butterfly away
and walked on.
I found this to be a great reminder that God is always around us in the little and simple things that we take for granted ... even in our electronic age.
So I would like to add one more:
The man cried, "God, I need your help!" And an e-mail arrived reaching out with good news and encouragement.
But, the man deleted it and continued crying .
Hunter_Rep 5/28/2009 1:54:46 AM
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yer an idiot yellow, if you knew anything you would know that chimpanzee's and humans evolved from a different form, humans took one path and chimps took another. all over the world there is proof of evolution, scientists have linked dna from dinosaurs to animals that are alive today. but thats ok, i wouldn't expect a blind follower to understand any of this. you can spew all the bible crap you want, it will never change my mind.
nrokinu 5/28/2009 6:15:21 PM
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Why do all of these threads keep turning into reliqious discussions? I guess it's time for me to ignore the forums for a while as I don't believe in listening to anyone trying to shove their beliefs at anyone else.
Cristobalito 5/28/2009 7:38:44 PM
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you don't have to ignore the forums - just the ignorant zealots
Hunter_Rep 5/29/2009 8:53:24 PM
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i think i know the problem here, Yellow never fully evolved and he is jealouse of those of that did, he cant stand the fact we have aposable thumbs
frckld1 5/29/2009 11:13:49 PM
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In my next life I will not be a smurf...
yellow588 5/30/2009 12:29:33 AM
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hunter that explains why you like to run around in the woods!! LOL
You can't help it ,your just like your ancestors , HEHEHEHE ,you been hanging out in any trees lately? I know hunter,humans came from the breath of God,and buy the way Jesus Christ created all the animals to! whys that frckld1 are you tired of being a smurf in this life?
.,,,,,, Will you guys stop judging me? your hurting my feelings! LOL I will give you this Hunter,your right I will never change your mind!! nope not me. Heres a news flash for ya ,not trying to either ! never have been.
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