What Do You Want For Christmas... or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa???
MsAries1 (this topic's creator)11/14/2008 9:45:27 PM
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MsAries1 (this topic's creator)11/14/2008 9:46:42 PM
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a man! lololololololol
MsAries1 (this topic's creator)11/14/2008 10:12:17 PM
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a sexy man who knows how to cook and clean and give good massages! HELL YEAAAAA!
MsAries1 (this topic's creator)11/14/2008 10:41:46 PM
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kick imsexy in his nut sack!! then again, im half panamanian like lorena bobbit, i should just get my machete & cut it off and throw it out on the 405 frwy... hoho... MERRY CHRISTMAS!
shopstar 11/15/2008 1:51:48 AM
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LOL^, Sorry MsAries, He has nothing to cut off. He'd have to grow a set first. Can't rip out his spine either. Born without one.
shopstar 11/15/2008 2:00:20 AM
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I want a Space Shuttle flight.
spart 11/15/2008 3:07:35 PM
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I want the US government to be "of the people, by the people, and for the people"
shopstar 11/15/2008 3:29:39 PM
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A new presidential election with new choices. A new Congress. A viable third party. A new Supre.......................Aw, Hell! Just give me a Coors Light! And that Uzi "Varmit Special" I've had my eye on.
MsAries1 (this topic's creator)11/17/2008 4:49:59 PM
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I want Snow here in Los Angeles... a good 5-10 feet of snow would be awesome!
shopstar 11/17/2008 6:40:27 PM
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A good rain storm to douse the fires and drench the land in Southern California
SlinkyBrew 11/17/2008 8:07:08 PM
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I just want my kids to be happy and healthy.
Hunter_Rep 11/18/2008 8:18:48 PM
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i want my kids to let me stay sain for another week.
Cimmaron 11/20/2008 8:18:21 PM
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I want a particle accelerator
Cristobalito 11/20/2008 9:02:51 PM
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you can have mine - I don't use it anymore
(but you have to pay for shipping and handling)
Cimmaron 11/20/2008 9:03:46 PM
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LOL!!!
biker_44 11/20/2008 9:15:10 PM
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I want a six pack of female whisker biscuits. With all the attachments. You know, things like legs, arms, hair etc.
(((((((((((BOING!))))))))))
SlinkyBrew 11/20/2008 9:21:30 PM
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lol I want a dog of my own since the other half stole mine upon moving in lol.
Cristobalito 11/20/2008 10:11:03 PM
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OMG - you gave up the dog???
the RIGHT thing to do would have been to wait until the dog was grown and out of the house before putting him through the trauma of a break-up!
SlinkyBrew 11/20/2008 10:42:02 PM
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nooooooooooo Cristo. My dog turned out to be a "guy" dog. When the other half moved in, the dog decided he was a man's dog. I want a woman's dog lol.
SpiritRogue 11/20/2008 10:57:44 PM
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Avete All !!!
I want an all exspencies paid 2 week trip to hawiahee lol cant even spell it ,,and I want HOlDEN pj's ,,Anything HOLDEN will do.New Car sterio ummmm what else LOL ,,My own room LOL with a safe in it ,,so the kids cant steal me stuff.LOL Damn ankle biters take anything that aint battoned down .Considered stealing all there stuff and wearing it ,,using it ect ,,but at my age ,,ghead bands and spider man t shirts just dont say ,,intelligent sensual woman in need of more Rum .
Damn Christmas !!! another reminder ,,I am sooo not as appriaciated as i'd like to be .
Hope yous all have a great one .
not4thecrowd 11/21/2008 12:45:02 AM
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I want to to go on a cruise with my friends, anywhere really as long as im with my crew! As far as things go i want an xbox 360, ipod, digital car stereo possibly with HD radio, and, as always, to spend Christmas with my family
Zion101 11/28/2008 9:11:52 PM
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" What Do You Want For Christmas... or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa???"
I want there to not be a Hanukkah or Kwanzaa.
Hunter_Rep 11/29/2008 9:48:10 PM
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nice to see yer back buck, ya homosexual racist
biker_44 11/29/2008 10:06:40 PM
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how about a plastic whisker biscuit glued to a Mr. Potato Head?
Zion101 11/30/2008 3:10:33 AM
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Huntfor_Rap wrote: "nice to see yer back buck, ya homosexual racist"
Didn't I just read in another thread that you love homosexuals? Is this why you are fixated on this buck guy? Are you hoping that he is gay? Seriously I doubt that you have a chance with any man or woman, being that you are a freaky looking guy who carries a baby around on an adult site. Is a man what you you want for Xmas, little fat feller?
shopstar 11/30/2008 3:16:28 AM
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Your an idiot!
biker_44 11/30/2008 1:32:40 PM
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Oh doesnt this conversation just give you a big warm fuzzy feeling for the holidays? Good cheer and good will towards mankind? Sniff, sniff. I think I am getting my Christmas boner. Ok everyone, group hug!
frckld1 11/30/2008 1:46:26 PM
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Zion is looking for a black male, according to his profile. He needs to be introduced to IM.
frckld1 11/30/2008 1:50:34 PM
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AND he's Jewish and doesn't want there to be Hanukkah. Ya think he'll have to answer to Yahweh for that statement? *|*
stetor66 11/30/2008 2:30:07 PM
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I would like to have summer and sandy beaches, and to get the hell out of this shit snow. But perhaps i could send it to "MsAries1" in Los-Angeles.
mlady_calgary 11/30/2008 4:15:36 PM
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I would like a professional house cleaning company to clean my house while sit and watch one of the Iron Chef's/Guest Chef's prepare me a Christmas dinner!
Hunter_Rep 11/30/2008 9:04:28 PM
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frck, zion is that racist buck101 from several months back, he can try and hide under a new profile, but he aint fooling anyone.
MsAries1 (this topic's creator)12/2/2008 5:57:19 AM
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Spirit - I appreciate you sweetie! hugs!
Stetor - "I would like to have summer and sandy beaches, and to get the hell out of this shit snow. But perhaps i could send it to "MsAries1" in Los-Angeles."
--gimme gimme... i want to make snow angels with the nieces without having to drive 2 hrs to Mammoth.
zion - kiss my ass you reject!
swamper40 12/2/2008 6:16:42 AM
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i would like a few of these snow angels under my tree...
Hunter_Rep 12/3/2008 6:10:52 PM
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I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Cristobalito 12/3/2008 6:31:24 PM
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you'll put your eye out!
Hunter_Rep 12/3/2008 9:57:45 PM
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i am so glad you recognized that line cris, these younger kids wouldnt know what were talking about
frckld1 12/4/2008 9:42:49 PM
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I was particularly fond of the look on his face when he came down the stairs in the bunny suit he got from a relative that his mother MADE him put on.
wintermoon 12/4/2008 9:49:06 PM
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I want to be able to afford what I want...Maybe I'll just outsource myself overseas...it's the trendy thing to do ^O
Hunter_Rep 12/5/2008 12:05:03 AM
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that was Aunt Clara frickld
MsAries1 (this topic's creator)12/5/2008 4:32:30 AM
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hunter - i 'triple dog dare' you!
(one of my fav scenes)
Cristobalito 12/5/2008 8:27:45 AM
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does MsAries wear those dark glasses because of childhood soap poisoning?
most of the great movie lines are at -
http://www.funtrivia.com/en/Movies/Christmas-Story-A-7831.html
MsAries1 (this topic's creator)12/5/2008 8:53:58 AM
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I said the F word alot when i was little. F@#K!
Hunter_Rep 12/6/2008 2:12:52 AM
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when ya'll put that turkey on the table watch out for the Bumpkuses dogs
H_W 12/11/2008 9:40:51 PM
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What every man wants for Christmas is at:
http://gallery.future-i.com/comedy/pic:men-remote/
Clearwaters 12/17/2008 3:00:56 PM
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A prayer for you all,may Christ enter your hearts,in Jesus name Amen, PS I'd like to give all the warm love in my heart to my wife.
JoJet 12/17/2008 5:30:58 PM
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Wife??? (sorry I was thinking out loud again)
Cristobalito 12/17/2008 8:51:30 PM
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oh Jooooooooooooooooo, it's probably a typo, lol
frckld1 12/17/2008 8:58:12 PM
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what's it a typo for though? If you replace it with 'Life', it doesn't really make sense??
frckld1 12/17/2008 9:00:24 PM
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I feel like I have to do cryptograms when I read some of these....
Hunter_Rep 12/18/2008 2:20:04 AM
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now now ya'll, clearwater does have a wife, i saw the wedding pictures myself, he and im5 looked beautiful in there matching wedding dresses.
JoJet 12/18/2008 1:30:21 PM
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Well.. maybe that's what he wants for Christmas...given the title of this forum. hmmmm...ya think? Or.. as Rep has pointed out.. maybe he already got what he wants...
Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!
biker_44 12/18/2008 1:35:17 PM
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i want another GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!
Hunter_Rep 12/19/2008 1:01:28 AM
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sorry biker, i have heard from the makers of the GI Joe's with the king fu grip that that particular model of GI Joe was not intended for that purpose. however they have stated that they will send you an anatomically correct Free Lance Pavement Princess Barbie.
Cristobalito 12/19/2008 9:36:22 AM
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my niece told me that she wants a G.I.Joe for her Barbie doll
I asked her that didn't Barbie come with a Ken doll?
she told me - "No, she only fakes it with Ken but really has multiples with G.I.Joe....'
biker_44 12/19/2008 10:08:55 AM
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ok. how about a GI Jane with a Kung Fu clit?
MsAries1 (this topic's creator)12/19/2008 12:39:11 PM
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i want a chucky doll with a pug!
biker_44 12/19/2008 12:41:50 PM
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i would like to roll in the snow with a MsAries
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