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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Albert Einstein
Don't sweat the pety things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
George Carlin
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman
The 12-step chocoholics program:
NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Its so cold I saw a rabbit wearing a goose down jacket and ear muffs
swamper wisconsin
Yes, some people claim to enjoy exercise. But then, some people claim to have been abducted by aliens too.
Dustin (mingler)
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. (Elizabeth Taylor).
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
Mlady_calgary (mingler)
It was a woman that drove me to drink! And I never wrote to thank her.
WC Fields
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits!
Albert Einstein
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
George W. Bush
Mlady, you mentioned George Carlin. I met him once and his wife and they were great people. I will always remember his line,,,"God isn't so perfect, everything he makes,,dies!" He may have said it a little different. He was one of a kind. Bill
(cool Wills2!) 
And all these one-liners are great! Brings a smile, eh!
And all these one-liners are great! Brings a smile, eh!Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
The great John Barrymore Sr., the actor, said just before his death, "Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." Priceless.
A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.
Federal Marshalls are so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem
- Junior Soprano
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Live your life from your heart. Share from your heart. And your story will touch and heal people's souls. (Melody Beattie)
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so. (David Grayson)
mlady_pamela (this topic's creator)
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1/27/2009 12:33:26 PM
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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
mlady_pamela (this topic's creator)
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Charlton Heston
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