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...ya gotta love Rep- he's so down to earth, and to the point-lol!

...he's brutally honest, and consistant,LOL, yes gotta luv em...

One way to deal with heartbreak is to be sure you have fulfilled each and every sexual desire BEFORE heartbreak occurs.

The idea is this... when you see your ex walking down the street with another guy, you want to be able to say to yourself, "Pal, there ain't nothin' you can do with her that I haven't already done", and you want to have the videos to prove it. Every position, every orifice.

If the heartbreak is really severe, or she gets 'uppity' with you after the breakup, the videos can come in handy as a means of either revenge (sweet!), or as a means of encouraging (demanding?) a repeat performance of some of the more enjoyable events.

And of course... go buy a hooker.

i could take over for Dr Phill when he goes on vacation.

"Dr. Hunter, i am suffering from depression"

SLAP " get over it ya loser"

while i can't argue with what's been said so far,i would add that often a good answer to getting over feeling sorry for oneself is to focus on other people and helping them,inevitably others always have worse problems,and in concentrating on others our own problems often become small in comparison,and we can laugh about being so silly,

another popular practice is called"writing a gratitude list" by some groups or "counting your blessings" by others, it works...

get a GI JOE with a kung fu grip

it's cheaper than a hooker

I once heard that if you love someone you should let them go.

If they come back to you... it was meant to be.

If they don't come back to you... they should be hunted down and killed.

* sigh * I'm such a sucker for romantic prophecy.

keep yourself busy with friends and family, with the way the economy is going nobody is going to be spending to much mula on hookers, i say get that blowup doll named SexySuzy, shes a cheap date,lol

if things didnt work out then it wasnt meant to be.

don't forget a patch kit for sexy suzy

LMAO @ the slap and "get over it ya loser!"