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I needed a forum to say what was on my mind and anybody else as well. There used to be one like this however it's gone.

Tell me I am not the only one this happens to? My ex calls me last night to tell me how bad his date went! LOL

And you took the call?

(My ex-girlfriend calls, I immediately tell her I have a call on the other line, and I hang up. NOTE: she knows I only have one (1) line but she still continues to call.... she gets the same answer every time.)

Yes, I took the call, we are friends after all and he did ask if it was ok! LOL

TCK I believe you just described the defintion of insanity ie- doing the same thing and expecting different results...

I think he means he has no interest of any kind to talk to his ex's, lol.

Also, not a definition of insanity, lol. It's somethin akin to drunk dialing - certain peeps just can't help themselves and have to call their ex's all the time.

If you're not interested in your ex's love life................. don't take the call lmfao

hey flower, can i call you too?

Sure you can!

Whew.....and here I thought this was a sex thread......LOL

Yup, just two days ago I got the "privilege" (insert sarcasm) of talking to my ex. Under the guise of something to do with the kids, then the life story begins. Heard all about the most recent divorce procedings.....I was #2, I think this dude is #5. I keep it civil, but a ten minute conversation wears me out more than a 10 hour day at work!!!

What's the saying....There's a reason they are called ex's.

Father of my youngest (10) called me recently (we hardly ever talk except for travel arrangements for visitation) and told me he thinks he has stomach cancer...but please don't tell Michael . WTF??? Turns out he hadn't even been to the doctor yet...what a piece of work he is. Probably looking for sympathy since he hasn't paid me any money for over a year....NONE here. He was an abusive bastard. Made me think...I have to be careful what I wish for...LOL

^^ Hey Flower. I am sure that when I do call you the conversation will be more entertaining than talking to your ex.

JoJet,

I don't know what state you are in but look into child support enforcement. If the court set an amount for him to pay and he hasn't paid it - go back to court and ask for a warrant for his arrest for Contempt of Court... they can set a bail proportionately set to what he owes you that will go directly to you when he is arrested and bailed out! Check if this is applicable to your state? However, I hope you find all the success in this world without his support. His priorities speak loudly of his character when he allows his son to go for over a year without support! (Sigh... okay don't get me started on this subject... lol)

uh oh......biker is lining up the pug stories.......LOL Which when you think about it, would be better than talking to an ex......

I must be lucky, we get along just fine. I get along with most of my ex's. I figure we were friends before we were lovers, so lets try friends again. I must say however I am not friends with all of them! Especially the ones that I gave stitches! LOL

I really dont have that many exs. so its easy for me not to communicate with them. I kind of like things that way.

I had the best time last night. I went out to dinner with my best friend Vanissa and her fiance Nich. We had a great dinner met some great people while eating. We left and it was early and light out so Nich decided to get the 69 Charger out! Damn that car is fun and so fast. We left a little bit of tire here and there. The music was strictly rocknroll everything I grew up on.I know I live in a very beautiful place (Napa Valley) but it's nights like that remind me.

I am looking foward to spending the day with my sister and family and my bf barbequing today.. It should be pretty hot today..Good friends, family and great food!

you're going to bbq your bf???

(not the sort of thing you should spit out, lol)

LMAO.. I guess it would be in bad taste to try and bbq the one who is bbq-ing for you..LOL

on the other hand.... if it IS in "bad taste" you SHOULD "spit it out" lol!

One good thing Christo, you didn't have hair to lose. I'm going to miss my shell when its my turn.

Busy day for a Sunday. Got up early to take the dogs to the groomer.

Went to my friends house to help him out with his deck and build a trellis.

Then I went to a casino to break a one hundred dollar bill. A nice looking woman comes over to me and asks Are you here to see HOT TUNA? I guess that the expression on my face made her continue her question. She said, The band! Hot Tuna? She then turned red and walked away without saying another word. Funny place Reno.

Oh, one other thing. Happy Birthday Gabby.

Thanks Chuck.. your a sweetie... Hot Tuna.. now that's hilarious!

Gabby's birthday?

wOwzaa! I hope you got anything you asked for

HB FP!

what happend to your photo mr. cristo?

I dunno - I just noticed that, lol

I think someone put solyent-green in my coffee yesterday

either that or...

the movie "Logan's Run" is true and I've just entered the "Death Age" as represented by my Mingles LifeLock Crystal having run out of colors and it's almost time for me to take part in the fiery ritual of Carrousel in hope or Renewal

RENEW!

RENEW!!

RENEW!!!

Well, I have an interview this afternoon. wish me luck.

Good luck Biker!! (I had one yesterday morning...I will keep my fingers crossed for both of us)

Good luck on the interviews!!

Cristo, nobody ever really got renewed in Logan's Run, they all fried... but good luck getting the pic back.

Biker and JoJet I got the fingers and toes crossed for ya both!

my pic? I have the original (the one here was just a copy)

feh - I know what I look like and so do my friends, lol

interviews... BEST of luck with'em - I'm DONE with'em (OFFICIALLY as of 12 May 2009)

there's a LOT of "me-time" left now (thank God, lol - I've given everyone else all the time they'll get over the past 40 years)

^Thanks Jo, Thanks Flower! the interview went well. i should hear back either tonight or tomorrow about a second interview.

Cool.

Well then Cristo, you can stay a smurf and I'll wish the rest of us luck in getting our pics and profiles visible again. *chuckling*

Hey I'm getting better looking all the time!

My neighborhood is going to poop. A couple of blocks from my house the Street Enforcement Team arrested a man and his wife for selling Meth. He only had 15 pounds of the stuff. Geesh!

Christ hope he didnt have a lab and was making it right there! YIKES!!!

It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you it does not depart. True love is eternal. If you think that you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasn't love you were in. There are no 'exit' signs in love, there is only an 'on' ramp.

Chuck ... Your words today were the right ones at the right time, I was very touched by your thoughtfulness! Your a true friend to me...

hugs to ya Flower.

as for right now i am going to take a quick nap

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I am so f uking mad I could wind up behind the bars right now. My ex stepfather gave up my step sisters baby to foster care while she is in rehab, sold her car bought himself one and then tells her she has no place to live when she gets out. Who the **** gives away their own grandson. Mind you this son of a bitch is home 7 days a week.. This mother ****er is lucky he lives 2 hrs away.. I am just sooo MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dark side has arrived!

settle down now Flower,,your to valuable for us mingles men to end up in jail...

Thanks Swamp.. I already am in Jail just currently still on the "right" side of the b ars.. I woke up pissed.. I just thank god my mom is not married to that psycho bastard anymore. I cant believe he did that to his own daughter. What a bastard!

nothing there that a good slap in the face and a .45 couldn't handle....

(old movie quote - Edward G. Robinson or Humphrey Bogart, I forget, lol)

I'll take option #2 ADW-quick very quick..............

that's what 'mute' is on the phone for, let the ex's talk to voice mail, I hate those early AM calls when they're all drunk or loaded on whatever, I don't look back, I look forward, HO NIM YO, ancient buddhist saying for FROM THIS MOMENT ON...

in other words, ex's are like water under the bridge, it's GONE

move on

Flower......if this is the kind of guy he is....then perhaps the baby is actually better off for now. I agree it's ****.ed up and other family members should have been made aware so they could step in....but, I don't think I'd leave my child with this person......Where's Mom??

flower,take it easy,he will 2 apologize 1 day

Robbie- The Mom( my stepsister) is in rehab. She will be in there for aprrox 6 more months. The baby was actually living with her in rehab and then there was a medical complication and for legal reasons the rehab could not take any chances and the baby could no longer stay. My mother his ex wife could not take the baby because she still works full time. So the baby went to her own father. He does not work is home 7 days a week! He called my mom and told her and his own daughter after he had already gave the child to the system.. I think to myself what kind of evil SOB gives aways his own flesh and blood his grandson. He is a selfish, MF and just a bastard, GOD this pisses me off so bad, I feel all my behaviors I left behind many years ago come back in one instant and I want to hurt this man like nobodys business. He actually sold her car as well, bought himself one and told her when she gets out of rehab she also has no place to live.... I

IFY101_ He will never apologize, however karma is going to me a MF when it bites him and I hope it tears him to shreds!

FP - wait for it (karma)

it will be come; it will be joyful, it will make you smile

(God in.... )

Cristo...I hope too have the biggest smile ear to ear when that happens!

On a ligter note today I have been clean and sober 14 yrs...

GOD BLESS!!!

AMEN..........to that Flower.....

"GOD this pisses me off so bad, I feel all my behaviors I left behind many years ago come back in one instant"

Now matter how far we come.......it's all only ONE step back.......Careful hon....this is one of the times slips are made..............Stay strong and remember anger is useless except to cause stress upon yourself.....

I realize it's way too early to talk of forgiveness and the such.....but, keep a cool head....Judge not, lest we be................

Well said Robbie. very good advise

Well I made it to Finland. I am now in my second home. I love coming home. Well I have been up the last 20 of 26 hrs and it's time for this lady to go to bed..Traveling wears me out.. Talk to you all later. Flowerpistol in the Finland house! LOL

Welcome to the north pole flower, Hyvaa

Now I'm leaving to there too! (Sweden)

^Howdy neighbor!

Hello Flower

Hello Shawn...

Hello FP

(don't forget to finnish' your fish while you're there)

i say pay someone to cut off his balls so that he never has another chance to contaminate this world!

Flower, I'm a firm believer in karma, "what goes around comes around," whatever you want to call it. I agree with Chris, his time will come, and when it does you can sit by the pool, sip a nice cold iced tea, and enjoy the good karma coming YOUR way!

Flower, for sure, "Good Things Come To Those Who Wait". Enjoy your trip! Stay safe. I too believe in Karma, Capt.

Thanks guys..Karma has big teeth, I know it has bitten me once or twice, but now I am NICE! LOL

i used to date Karma(n). she can be a real bitch!

lol

does summertime make every man crazy,or just me? when spring came,i felt amazingly invigorated,strong,refreshed,young,pumped up with testosterone,....as summer came,my otherwise good sense and peaceful nature, seemed to be replaced by impulsiveness and aggressiveness,and impatience with others,...does the change in seasons do this to other men?

sure does adam. however, i get invigorated in the fall. just love that time of year.

does me adam......I love the spring when we actually have one......

Well I am new to this site and wanted to say hello, Not sure where to do that at so here goes. HELLO!

Hi Sugar. Welcome aboard! Join the chat room (its usually hopping later in the evening) and meet some of us.

Welcome to the party Sugar!

Welcome Sugar!

Howdy Sugar. Hope all goes well here for you. Lots of wonderful folks. Watch for the Martains though.

Bump

Hi sugar! As Shop said. Be aware of the Martians!!

I am definitly in Finland when I am sitting in the backyard on the patio and a hedgehog walks right by! So cute!

Welcome to the funny farm Sugar...........

Hunter had posted a something in his own forum and I wanted to say something, however I thought this would be a better forum to post back in. Hunter you mentioned something about Adoni, about him bothering you or not something like that. I am taking my own advice and this applies to my stepfather as well. I have to laugh, I am good at the dishing of advice but often forget to take it..LOL. Dont waste the energy it takes to be angry over someone or something that frankly could care less that you have expanded that much energy over them or the issue.. I know that karma exists and I may be there to see it bite back or not, but I can rest assured that it will!

I feel bad for my doggies. We have had lightening and thunder with lots of rain the past few weeks. That just scares the crap out my puggies. I am glad I have been able to stay home with them.

Your a good doggie daddy!

you mean 'Auggie Doggie & Doggie Daddy?'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IywAGeCOlzI

(somehow, this all fits, LOL)

Hello to all the minglers I have met here, hope you are all well.

Esp the blonde bombshell Lisa4631. Hon, I'm not permitted to send you mail unless I show my face, and I am worried: Google never forgets and I am not getting any younger. Soon I wouldn't be able to look at myself, figuratively speaking. I am now of an age where vain old men are allowed to fib, even if we should not lie outright.

Flower, how is the meditation, yoga and Breath exercises etc going?

this is how i party!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXdNTOj3HhE&NR=1

LOL biker!

Hi Gith, I don't understand the email - google - fib/lie connection, but yes I am well; thanks for thinking of me.

Well. simple, my dear.

Once it's on the Internet (my face) it's there for EVER. And the real me does age, you know, sooo.... When I'm 64... I am just planning for the future here girl.

Actually, it's a combination of couldn't be bothered and valuing my privacy.

You are not affected, but the faceless masses (c'est moi) are not allowed to e mail anymore on mingles without a picture. Hence my silence.

Good news: Lost 24 pounds on my diet, so am officially not BIG anymore. Great feeling I can tell you all. Next I'll start competing with Teek for fitness, if I don't hurt myself in the exercise process. A part of me insists that I am still 20, and the rest of me feels the consequences, hence I don't exercise, but concentrate on diet. But 24 pds off mean the arthritis doesn't kill me anymore when I dance.

Apologies for the Hijack, Flower. What happened to your exercise program btw?

Bye all

this is a clip of after the party!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT7gnUHg8GQ

its hot,...i just got home from dealing with dead stuff,i went to check on my goats and count them,saw what i thought was one of them,it turned out to be my ex-grandmother in law Olive,she had been there 5-7 hours in the heat,was baked,though i knew she was dead,i called her name and shook her...she was stiff as a board,...i called the authourities(out of selfish concern for personal liability),and reported it,then called my exwife and broke her the news as gently as possible,then called my exfather in law and told him,it must have been awkward for them to have their ex-soninlaw dealing with the authorities on their behalf,when my exmother in law got there,i could see she was disgusted to see me there shirtless,and not looking respectable.

I counted my goats,smelled something,and found Lola,one of my does,who was nursing twins,that makes 6 nursing kids without mothers now,i didnt want to disrespect the family by dragging lola through the same gate where olive was still laying dead,her foot caught in the field fence i had put up,the water was still trickling from the garden hose in her hand,so she was laying in the mud,i turned off the water.

Went to drag lola off through another gate out of sight,grabbed her horn,...it fell off in my hand,the same thing with the other one,...she was so bad i didnt want to use a good rope on her as i usually would,so i grabbed the bailing wire from the wagon,looped a doubled strand around her neck,and drug her onto my flatbed,when i went to throw her off in the unloading spot,her body burst open on my legs and boots,had to wash my gmc,as the highway speeds wouldnt even remove the piles of maggots all over my flatbed.

it seems everything this whole dang day sort of sucked,dang its hot.

sorry to hear that adam.

Are you kidding me??? I don't even watch tv shows like that or read books of that kind. Adam... one of us arent living in the same world... maybe neither of us are - as I think through it! We are in opposite worlds yet somewhere in this cyberness we are friends. Oh my gosh... I doubt I would recover any time soon if something like that happened to me. I look the other way if I see a dead gopher on the road. Im speachless to say the least. I am so sorry that you were so brutally exposed to so many things and all in ONE day. Adam, go out and do something that you LOVE to do and try to bring a bit of balance back! Take care, my friend.

Gith still work out all the time, just not posting it all the time.. As a matter of fact I am on vacation in Finland and just by walking everywhere and of course a change in what I normally eat. I have lost 9 lbs in 3 weeks..

Adam.. I am so sorry for all that you have had to go through.. Take Care..

ty Biker,btw...i clicked on those links you put up but was never able to get anywhere,it kept saying not found.

lol Pamela,...your always such a good comforter,ty

ty Gab,and congratulations on the weight...i think,...you wanted to lose it right?

not that you needed to or anything from the pics,but women are just that way i guess,always wanting to lose weight that they dont need to,

i dont understand it,i just try not to make them mad.

Wow Adam. I hope that I never have to go through a day like that. Pam is right, load up the car and hit the road; do something to unload and unwind.

Dang Adam, Heck of a day for sure. Thank whomever they don't come often. Take care Dude!

Adam.......I'd love to take you out fishing for a couple of days to clear your head. That isn't likely to happen, so I pray that you can put that day to rest in your mind and press on with life bro.......

Thanks guys,i went to the funeral today,the family had a meeting to decide if i should come,said it might be awkward for them since i'm no longer part of the family,but they decided i could.

it was a nice funeral,but it was awkward...to them i am cosidered dead or worse,shunned,i sat in the back...the only one in work clothes,there were 2 preachers doing the service,a quaker and a baptist,shaking all the peoples hands after the service as people went out the door,but they didnt shake my hand,lol,it didnt bother me.

My exwife was offered the farmhouse where olive died,the land where i keep the majority of my goats usually,and my daughter would be the 4th generation in that house on her moms side,it could be interesting...

Adam, I am sorry. It bothers me greatly that they didn't shake your hand. I am disgraced by their pompous arrogant unchristian-like behaviour. There is something terribly wrong with them acting in that manner. I don't understand why others look down on anyone... most likely boils down to their own insecurities in themselves. And then to think a meeting was held to decide if you should attend the funeral??? My goodness! I can understand that if you committed a criminal act against the family for but the love of sanity - you and your ex divorced! God forbid if my son and his partner should break up - but God knows I will always love both of them for being good parents to MY grandchildren regardless of their inability to live as a couple! Honestly... sometimes I shake my head in disbelief at people around me and start to wonder... am I from another planet or are they? Hang in there Adam!

lol,the no handshake really didnt bother me Pamela,it was just awkward,...im kind of glad for the thought of my exwife possibly taking the house though,i think it could be great for my daughter,plenty of room for her to play,explore,cattle,horses,goats and lots of animals,i think a lot of good can come from it,my daughter hasnt been there when goats are born,shes always missed it,a lot of good ethical training,and work ethic,responsibility,etc...i think a lot of good can come of it,i spend time working out there,it'd be great if my dauhgter was there while i worked.

the hunting there is super too...

I hope the best for you Adam - and for your daughter. I'm sure she would love living close to dad as much as you would love having her live close too!

Good thread topic, I like it.

Some girls swallow, some girls just spit it out... either way is good.

Oh my... tck you have just changed how I will read a forum topic AGAIN! Shesh!

I am headed over to Sacramento this morning. A friend of mine is getting released from the hospital after a motorcycle accident. He is ok, but the bike is totaled. Hope you all have a great day.

you will be close to my hood! my mom lives in sacramento.

yeah, i was thinking about you flower while i was there. then again, i think about you offten.

sorry about your friend biker,glad hes ok thouhg,and that he had a friend to go get him in his time of need

here's my "Spit it out" I am SOOOO Sick of stupid neighbors, slum lords, and drama! I moved into this place, paid my deposit, and was told a week later that the landlord was just going to let the building go into forclosure, so i don't have to pay rent. This same wonderful landlord refuses to fix anything anymore, and a whole lot is broken. On top of that, i have a crack head neighbor that is CONSTANTLY pissing me off. He plays his music loud till 3 in the morning, he complains about everything my kids do, and he breaks stuff on purpose. Just last night, this jerk decided he didn't want to walk through the gate, so he kicked boards out of the fence. NOW, the landlord is threatening to turn off the water. I'm contacting an attorney to get my deposit back

Today is my best friends wedding and I cant wait! This will be one hell of a party! I got my danicng shoes ready!

Katie, besides the attorney, you should be calling U-Haul to reserve a truck to haul your butt out of there.

Flower, have fun at the wedding! Have you seen this yet?

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222562&cl=14713914&ch=

I sure have.. This wedding should resemble that..The bride's march is to queen..LOL

With all the fun people it can only be FUN!

Weddings are always FUN, it's what comes after that I can't find the word for. LOL Just kidding of course. Best regards to the Bride and Groom!

I had a great time, came home around 1030 and continued dancing, party of one(till 1:30)LOL and I figure the neighbors dont need no stinking sleep!

flower...your neighbors are writing in a thread similiar to this one,...you just wouldnt believe what a crazy,psycho neighbor weve got that keeps us up at all hours of the night,etc.,etc.,lol.im glad you had a great time.

my ex and i are sorta friends,friendly anyway...im just sort of pondering what just occured...she popped up on my messenger,i responded and gave a lol after my response...she responded with "you use lol way too much" i just said well godnight,and signed out of messenger...anyway i'm pleased that i didnt feel the need to explain myself to her,as was my first instinct,its ok that she thinks that...because i can actually laugh now,and im grateful for that,not being reproved everytime i laugh,i laugh alot now...i didnt before.

another benefit of something seemingly bad...the 2nd class citizenship and loss of respectability that comes from divorce,has actually helped me with one of my weaknesses,that of caring too much what others think of me,loss of respectability actually becomes very freeing,and a help with that people pleasing weakness.

its soooo goood to laugh,lol

my daughter on the phone tonight was trying to give me her birthday money...so that i could quit my job and she could come live with me,shes always coming up with ideas for ways that i can be home more to take care of her so she can come back home,and some kind of job with a regular schedule,i hate that kids have to go through divorce,

its just not fair to them at all...a terrible injustice

I have so much to spit out on that topic Adam that I better just say... PASS! lol

Today was absolutely awesome. I spent it with my grandaughter who is 5. We played games in the pool and then we painted lil wooden ornaments so she could hang them around her room. Her beauitful smile makes my heart swell with love every time I see it, the look of wonder and awe in her eyes makes me feel young again and I am soooooooo grateful to the universe for granting me the privilage of having her in mylife. When her small hand grasps mine and yells c'mon Nona (thats what she calls me)at the end of the day and I think I can't take another step she tugs at my hand and somewhere deep inside the child in me giggles and we are off again.

Have a bright and beautiful day everyone : )

^ looks up.. that put a smile on somebody else's face ( mine) how sweet!

Ok, so something I have to spit out.

We had a huge rainstorm here Sunday. My area got hit with nearly 112 mm of rain in about 3 hours. I had to go out in that crazy weather. And was astonished to see motorists zipping along at or above the speed limits in the curb lane with as much as a foot of water on the road. Some people might think its cool to be pushing a 30 foot bow wave with their car, but do any of them realize just how dangerous that is?

Haven't they heard of hydroplaning? And what about on-coming traffic that can't see because of the waterfall cascading across their lane? SLOW DOWN PEOPLE!

Tonight I am looking forward to going to my 25th HS reunion, could I really be that old? LOL

Have fun....And no, you do not look that old!

25th HS re-union? Nah. . . you must have confused it with your 25th Kindergarten reunion.

But do have fun. And remember the geeky kid three years behind you who always followed you around with a lovestruck look on his face? Well don't be surprised to find out that HE's the one with the $85k car and the $150k per year job. I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, and thats exactly what happened to her.

Nice story, Novalee...

Hey Ron, you forgot the quarterback who was so popular, and ended up getting busted for dealing drugs 3 years later. Now he's staying away from huddles every chance he gets!

Oh ya, Cap, that guy. . . isn't he in the county jail for the next 3 months for non-support?

I had the most amazing time! I danced all night and reconnected with some beautiful people, it was a wonderful night..

Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself Flowerpistol. I'll bet you heard a lot of "you haven't changed a bit." And I bet you haven't.

WOOOO HOOOOOOO!!! I am going to have THE BEST BIRTHDAY!! Napa and Tahoe BOTH woo hoo, I can't WAIT!!

Ron...

I did hear that once or twice....LOL

My new pics finally got approved! HOT DAMN!!

Hot Damn is right........some fine pics they are.......

Aaww thanks Robbi!

Holy Moly!!!! (Working harder to clear schedule for Feb. Vegas race.)

They are great Flower! Worth the wait.

Thanks Shop that is very sweet of you to say...

Shop is such a sweet guy......LMAOOOO

Aren't I though. Your rotten Robbie! You closet Chevy Fan. LMAOOOOO TOO

LOL.........

Boys get in your corners and behave! LOL

Awwwwwwwww Shucks!!!!

Alright you can come out! LOL

whew!!.......Thanks...

Just broke up with my bf of 5 years

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....ok wow, i feel much better now, thanks! xx

This has been around for a while, but I just ran across it again today. LOVE it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh97oYCJ-Ok

Just picking up around the house listening to Johnny Cash's I've Been Everywhere!

enjoying the digression

Can't argue with the Man in Black, Flower! The first song I can remember listening to on the radio as a tyke was "Folsom Prison Blues." And I have and still listen to his "Man Comes Around" CD. . . his cover of "Hurt" is amazing.

Awesome, Ron! (the link you posted.) Try this one, for a lil' Monty-Pythonesque riff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeANRQBz0Yw&feature=related

BTW Hi Flower, Sorry/Congrats Erica, Well done Aurora!

It doesn't make your job pleasant when you're coworkers are incompetent.

BE MY DATE FOR A WEDDING FOR THIS SAT IN NEW ORLEANS...LOOKING FOR ATTRACTIVE WOMAN THERE'S LIVE MUSIC, DANCING, FREE FOOD AND DRINK - LEE

What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?

howdydudey - "this saturday" as in 3 days... I think your expectations need to be adjusted a bit... an "attractive woman" is likely to be busy in three days - and attractive does not always mean fun... so I would be careful with your wording if I were you... attractive as in "Barbie?" Do you have any idea how much the up keep to a "Barbie" is??? Free food and drinks aren't going to cut it! lol

Have new GrandDaughter!!!!!!! Carly Ross, 9/01/09 6lbs 14ozs. wOOt wOOt!!! Blonde hair, Blue eyes. Healthy!!

forgot the water was running, kitchen sink overflowed, again, have nice clean floors now.

mazel tov shopstar

Congratulations Shopstar that's great!

Congrats Shop........That's awesome news!!!!

Congrats Shop!

I don't hear much from my wife, with whom I am seperated with. That is just fine with me

Congratulations, Shop!

And on another note, its nice to see that the headlines don't always have bad news:

____________________________________________________________

B.C. toddler lost in Yukon gets to keep dog he followed

CBC News

Searchers found a toddler who had wandered away from a campsite near Tay Creek, about 50 kilometres north of Ross River, Yukon. (CBC)A two-year-old boy lost in the Yukon bush overnight after wandering away from his family's campsite will get to keep the dog he followed.

The toddler, identified only as Kale, wandered away from a campsite north of Ross River, Yukon, on Thursday.

The boy, from Kamloops, B.C., apparently trailed after a dog, which stayed with him throughout his 25-hour adventure.

Mike Bondarchuk was among many searchers, including Mounties, search-and-rescue experts and volunteers from the nearby community of Ross River.

He said a helicopter pilot, using infrared technology, spotted Kale.

"I guess he had spotted some kind of heat. So he got one of the crews to go over and check and they did a walk and, sure enough, there was the little boy standing there and the dog was with him."

Bondarchuk said the boy seemed to be doing well.

"He just wanted some juice. He was pretty dehydrated there. I guess this dog took pretty good care of him."

Police say it's likely the boy survived by cuddling up with the dog, Koda, to keep warm through the night.

Koda's owner, Kim Dolan, said it's amazing the two made it out safe and sound.

"From what the parents have said, they're just total outdoors people and he was in his element, the little guy with a guardian angel of course."

Dolan said she was happy to let the boy keep the dog.

"We gave Koda to them because he, obviously, helped play a big part in making sure the baby survived."

Dolan said her own kids weren't immediately keen on the idea of giving their dog away.

"I have two children, two boys of my own, that were kind of upset about my decision [to give the dog away] until they met the family and understood the situation a little better," she said.

"I think they feel very happy that the dog will have a lovely home. I'm sure he'll be spoiled completely and live a long, happy life."

The family was believed to be resting in a hotel in Ross River on Saturday.

That's an amazing story Ron......I like happy endings......

wow ron that was awesome!

That was a great story Ron, thanks!

Now I'm as much a fan of big fish as the next guy, but this one should be still swimming instead of destined for someone's living-room wall. Don't they practice C&R in Michigan?

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/09/11/wwtv.record.trout.wwtv

I'm tellin ya.......they should just fence off Michigan and make that huge hunting/fishing preserve I talked about!!!!

Here's a new twist to an old problem............

From: prettylady01to me

Sent: 9/14/2009 11:35:48 PM

Subject: Hello handsomeWow wow wow wow,I smiled to many people for more than a billion times but when I first saw you, my heart took over and smiled for the first time,i have looked at your profile and i am short of words,all i have to say is could you give me directions to your heart?Only God's creations can compare to the handsome that I see in you!You're a song written by the hands of God...i really love what i see in your profile and i will like to know more about you..please send me a message back if you are interested ....

Hugs

lee

All I can say is wow.

What do ya'll think of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGC1mCS4OVo

Woman revolts, won't pay credit card bill

Posted Sep 15 2009, 04:44 PM by Teresa Mears

Wow..well said.

I feel terrible, I have been in bed for three days straight and sleeping all but about 8 hrs of each day..It is times like this I truly hate having Lupus.. I wish I could spit Lupus out of my body! LOL

sorry to hear that flower, wish i could help

Thank you biker for your post and Lisa for your email..I know this flare up will pass but the question is WHEN? I appreciate both your kind thoughts!

Hope you feel better, Flower!

I would be great to just "spit it out" Flower!! Hope your up and around soon and feeling better.....

I remember seeing an item on Fox News about a connection between Lupus and Gluten. Something like remove gluten from your diet and reduce lupus symptoms. It was a while back, can't remember all the details

I remember seeing an item on Fox News about a connection between Lupus and Gluten. Something like remove gluten from your diet and reduce lupus symptoms. It was a while back, can't remember all the details

Hope the flare up flares back down, Flower.

Thanks Capn and Robbi and Spart I will look into that information and Kee I hope it flares down as well. That was a good one! LOL

Hope you're feeling better today Flower!

Bump^

hmnnn..i bouhgt 5 new pair of boots over the last week,...wondering if i need an intervention,lol

hope your much better now Gabby

Adam?! You boot addict! lol

Much better, thanks Adam!

glad to hear it gabby!

lol uni,soooo true!

A man after my own heart, a shoe addict! LOL

Could I be the only one who is possibly sick of the BS that is going on in some of our other fourms.. It really is getting OLD!!!!!!

why gabby...whatever do you mean???

lol..yeah...i know...me too,i hate the way hes changed the mood around here...and ruined the forums

Hope all is well with you Adam and that your enjoying all your new boots!

im sitting here looking at them right now,lol... bouhgt 2 pairs of tony llama tlx saddle pullons,really nice,a nice pair of dan post,nice pair of justins,and some columbias,their the same as "muck boots" that everybody wears now instead of rubber boots,...yeah..ive got a thing for boots,lol..must have 20-30 pair at least, always checking out sales,usually dont buy thouhg,just found a bunch of deals i couldnt pass up all at once instead of over time,feel kind of guilty...but..keep telling myself it will save me money in the long run,lol

GUILT/SHOE SHOPPING.. HHmm something I never feel!!

lol,..not even if you went on a buying binge? until the last year i was sensible and responsible,now i do silly things,lol...

Never Ever! LOL

lol...well ok...do you ever binge? on the shoe buying i mean..lol

Looks around, are you serious ? HELL YES!!!! LOL

lol..that just cracked me up!

i told myself no more,id be sensible and responsible for a long time,and id clean my house (to teach myself a lesson)but didnt get to it,

whats worse is..tonight i just got a super deal in my inbox,a pair of waterproof truetimber 13" boots,for about 66$ off,closeout at 44.97...dang...keep telling myself dont do it...but .....dont know if ill be able to sleep thinking about it...theyre calling me,lol

Clean your house to teach yourself a lesson now your the one that's killing me! LOL

lol..well.ive never quite been able to manage a house,its a terribly intimidating and overwhelming thing,..even in my own house..i dont know where anything goes,when this or that paperwork needs taken care of etc.,..but...i cleaned a little today,i use my trash to heat my shop,to save firewood for just the house..all that junk mail keeps my shop warm.

i was sure wishing i had those 13inch waterproof true timber hunting boots on todays long soggy hunt,lol...but i think ill get by wihtout them

Wonders what kind of grown man contacts me through instant messenger on here and the first thing he says is my new program that shows me your profile pic naked works great( or something pretty close to that)! IDIOT thats who.. I promptly let him know he was a DOUCHE BAG!!! God what is wrong with people!!!!!!!

lol,i kind of expect that around here,you ought to go into chat,youd be shocked,lol

by the way...it wasnt me! lol

besides my fortune cookie said "people around you will be unusually cooperative" so i shouldnt need a program i guess,lol

I know who it was, I just think that it was very pathetic that this is first thing you say to a woman that you have never talked to before.

Hey wassup

^Hello Jason

Thinking: I'm actually glad it's Monday! (Had a unbelieveably busy - superfun, yes, but superbusy too - last few days.)

Adam: Indulge! Fp: Meet me in Vegas in Feb. I'll be the one emptying the "9" rack.

Wow!!

^WOW.. Is right, I am pretty sure I will be in Vegas..Like 90% sure Lisa..

jus had to say...my ex just got out of prison.........wrote me a letter, said he had found god and no longer was a crack-head.........wanted us to become friends and maybe more...............i had a good laugh and filed his letter in the appropiate file.........he just remarried............she's 75...........he's 50.........4th time they have been married.................so far he has cleaned her for about 250 thousand..............rotflmao...............there is a god

I'll give a "wow" to that one. That's even more "wow"ful than a person actually being happy for it being a Monday. Buncha kooks on this site

Emily, was his name Jimmy Swaggart?

Won a new client! YAY! Now time to stop my little self-congratulatory celebration and get the work done.

You entered a client lottery? Was this like publishers clearing house?

Cngratulations. Spend your client wisely and not all in one place.

"so far he has cleaned her for about 250 thousand"

Do you have her number, I have a friend who is looking for a soul mate. :P

I'm going to hibernate in and old bear den under a huge pile of leaves till spring. When I emerge I'm gonna spend the summer runnin through the woods buck nekid. There will be sightings by tourists. Headlines....HAIRY NAKED WILDMAN SPOTTED IN THE NORTHWOODS of WISCONSIN!!!!. I will be "discovered" by a hiking journalist and there will be a book, documentary and then finally a movie (probably HBO or FOX) "Taters in the Wild"

At first people mistake it for an Irish survivalists film. Eventually It gathers a cult following.

Meanwhile back in Boulder junction Wisconsin a bizarre phenomenon occurs as first hundreds and then thousand of "tourists" fill the woods running wild in the buff.

It becomes a new attraction not unlike burning man. Harley Davidson sees the value and sponsors the summer long "event" and does national promotion. There is a sequel to the movie with lots of wild near nekid people "harley vests hats boots and chaps" All "Livin the wild life" Eventually the dept of wisconsin tourism adopts this as it's tourism logo. T shirts available with variation... GET Nekid in Wisconsin, Run wild in wiscinsin! ect

Harley davidson will promote a Run wild in wisconsin for charity.

All this cuzz I just wanted to get away.

Why can't people just leave the wild nekid guy alone?

;P

What happens in wisconsin

Gets nekid in wisconsin.

Ya know, i just realized, did i piss off Lisa, cause i swear she was on my friends list at one point and now she's not.

Weird, H_R. No - we're cool (except I'm still a-waitin' on my venison order)!

Well i relized that alot of people i was friends with are not on my list anymore. As soon as i have the money i will send you some venison.

Hee hee -- was totally kidding, sweetie. Bring some to Vegas and make me a midnight snack & we'll call it even

I am getting ready to make a emergency trip to Finland. My mom called me and told me my Grandfather has a brain tumor and the outcome not good. I am going with my mom and it will be a difficult time for all of us.. Keep postive thoughts.............

Gabriela

Thoughts and prayers to you Gabby.......

More Sincere Prayers Flower, You're in our thoughts.

Hey, while I have internet and can Post. I want to wish everyone a Great Thanksgiving and A Very Merry Christmas! May everyones dreams come true. Best Wishes from My Home to yours!

Hey, while I have internet and can Post. I want to wish everyone a Great Thanksgiving and A Very Merry Christmas! May everyones dreams come true. Best Wishes from My Home to yours!

Happy Holidays Shop.....hoping you can get home for family time during the holidays. That beautiful new Granddaughter would love to have you around.......lol

Robbi and Shop...

Thank you, I will need all the prayers I can get. I cant seem to stop crying. I have to be the strong one to support my mom. I just feel like a wreck..

Well do your crying now and get it out of your system so that you 'can' be strong when the time comes......we all grieve in different ways.......adjust yours so that your Mom can go through hers at will.....