The Good, The Bad, The Hilarious Things people you have dated said to you!!!!
ManhattanBabe (this topic's creator)5/18/2009 12:12:06 PM
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ManhattanBabe (this topic's creator)5/18/2009 12:14:43 PM
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Dated this guy for awhile till he told me the reason im here is im looking for someone to clean my house and the sex I give you will be your bonus!!! wtf lmao
ManhattanBabe (this topic's creator)5/18/2009 12:16:21 PM
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I need to take your picture the boys wont believe this, affter he drank seven long island ice teas, and was dr. feelgood.
sevans14 5/18/2009 12:19:10 PM
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I would do anything you wanted....lol
ManhattanBabe (this topic's creator)5/18/2009 12:19:45 PM
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Your getting as big as Sally Struthers!!! doh this coming from a guy who used to be ripped, but now was getting as big as the staypuff marshmellow man!!
sevans14 5/18/2009 12:20:33 PM
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One more time with feeling...
sevans14 5/18/2009 12:22:35 PM
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Bet I can add 2" to it and then she did.
tck_beachbum 5/18/2009 2:21:34 PM
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Me and this one chick had just finished having some particularly good sex. I was laying there kind of enjoying the moment. She decides, female typically, to get all philosophical at that moment. She says to me, "Do you do that because you like me? Is that why we do that?" I pretended to be asleep but then I started laughing, LOL.
Same chick, another time after sex, she says, "Sometime I feel like a piece of meat." I replied, "Babe, sometimes you feel like the best piece of meat I ever had. You should be proud of that." She said that when she viewed it from that perspective she was proud.
FrankenBiff 5/23/2009 10:00:45 AM
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"That sounds like someone chopping something with an axe." -- Part of a conversation that a strange woman had with me at a nightclub while the drummer adjusted his bass drum pedal, where it was just me, her, the nightclub staff, and the band. It wasn't even a date, she arrived alone, I arrived alone, and when she asked if she could join me I agreed.
adamslt 5/23/2009 4:52:16 PM
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"so,how many women have you been with?"
"ive never done this on the first date before"
"oh,my!"
"ive never done it this way before"
"..please dont confess this to my priest"
"on one hand you are so religous,...then there is this side to you,you must really struggle with being divorced"
"ultimately...i am looking for a husband"
"i collect coach purses"
Flowerpistol 5/23/2009 8:33:07 PM
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Your "Demi Moore HOT!" LOL ( He was kitten age)
CaptainCorelli 5/23/2009 9:09:42 PM
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"coach purses?" lol....what the hell??
"You won't forget I'm in the trunk, will you?"
(sneaking a date into the drive-in when I was young and broke, lol.
adamslt 5/24/2009 12:26:16 AM
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exactly captain,i had no idea what a coach purse was,then i find out its a magical womens apparatus that cost between 400-1000 dollars a piece,dang,...red flag for sure for a simple man like me,no way could i ever make that kind of woman happy,nor would i see any sense in trying
MsButteryNipples 5/24/2009 10:49:34 AM
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lol adam.....RUN!!!!
I went on a meet one time. The guy looked vaguely familiar. His pics were obviously not recent. Not even close. I walked up and said hi. Figured, "what the hell, give him a chance." I had listed on my profile "average" for body type. And according to Cosmo, I was. He took ahold of my arm and walked me away from people, leaned in and said, "you lied on your profile. You are not average." And he walked away. I walked back to my car and started home. And then it hit me.... "Did he just call me fat?!?!" The next time I went on line, tried to bring up his profile. He had blocked me... LMAO!!!
Another meet... (I still go WTF on this one) We were sitting outside a restaurant having a decent conversation. He kicked off his shoes, put his feet on my lap and asked for a foot rub...
And yet another meet, the guy brought out his wallet and showed me his family. Including his dad. I got the full scoop on all the medical problems he and various family members had, his list of medications, etc. TMI!!! He remained an email buddy, and that is all.
Makes ya wonder why some people are still single.
mlady_pamela 5/24/2009 11:18:31 AM
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To avoid writing a thesis on this topic - I will remain silent and continue to read everyone else's funny responses!
(Oh, oh... the above is usually the introduction of all my thesis responses!) lol
SuperBubba 5/24/2009 12:10:29 PM
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Nothing really "said" but I did wake up once to a chewed off arm.....dunno what that was all about (shrugs)
mlady_pamela 5/24/2009 12:14:00 PM
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Actually - to tell the truth - as I thought about this topic - I really don't have very many strange comments to report (if any?) associated with my adulthood experiences. I have lucked out with some decent intelligent gentlemen I guess. Of course, I can dig up the ridiculous from my teenage years and of course, I'm talking about "real life" experiences in person in real time LOL - if we are talking online experiences... oh yeah the thesis is forthcoming... lol
mlady_pamela 5/24/2009 12:15:25 PM
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(bubba... that bite mark on your arm isn't a tatoo?)
SuperBubba 5/24/2009 12:22:31 PM
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It wasn't MY arm
mlady_pamela 5/24/2009 1:24:20 PM
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Ewwwwww!!! (Warns all women to sleep in a steel coat of armor when visiting bubba!) lol
Ron_092 5/24/2009 2:25:47 PM
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Her: "Oh f#@k oh f#@k oh f#@k!"
Me: "What do you think I'm doing?"
adamslt 5/24/2009 6:35:13 PM
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"sorry,exit only"
SuperBubba 5/24/2009 6:36:50 PM
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Pamela, I think she chewed her own arm off so as not to wake me...lol (gotta explain everything to the Canadians)
adamslt 5/24/2009 6:43:45 PM
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lol about people not looking anything like their pics,a good and wise woman i respect on mingles gave me this advice,pictures mean nothing,it's "cam up,or shutup" if someone cant buy a 20 dollar webcam from walmart,they are hiding something,dont waste your time,...and she was right,and ive followed her advice
Girle_Rose2 5/24/2009 10:22:54 PM
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Whoever gave you that advice was totally right. If you can't cam up.. you got something wrong with you.. unless you DO have a verified cam and your just not feeling up to it.. BUUUUT you WILL be hounded until you turn it on most of the time.
mlady_pamela 5/25/2009 12:10:37 AM
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Bubba... according to Adam (ahem) some "Canadians" are "good and wise" and they - on occasion can explain things to others TOO! lol
SuperBubba 5/25/2009 1:08:46 AM
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Yes they are Miss Pamela. They just don't get the coyote ugly thingy..heh
itchybunt 5/25/2009 8:11:42 AM
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You sure have big pretty brown eyes. Just like a cow.
Just what every woman wants to be compared to.
Girle_Rose2 5/25/2009 1:34:19 PM
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Some funny things that have been said to me over the years.. as well as funny things that have been said to other people in my life:
"I want you for your ASS not your ASSETS" - ain't nothin but pure class.
"You know you want me" - says the brutally ugly guy with not an ounce of class or smarts
"Hey, I have a zit on my back.. can you get it?" - ewwwwwwwwww
"I don't get your joke" - WTF it isn't like my jokes are high brow humor
"I didn't realize that you wanted to date.. can we just do it instead?" - be still my heart.
"I hope my wife doesn't find out I went out again" - WTTFFFFFF?? Wwwwwwwife?
"If I can't have you, no one will" - eeeek.. talk about hightailing it outta there!!
"Would you like to see my collection of toys and lubes?" - LOLLLLLL.. and they were ALL dildos(yeah I looked.. don't judge me, jerks) I mean.. they HAD to be used.. they were out of their boxes.. ewwwwwww nothing says hot like another woman's "stuff" crunchy all over the place. :P you know that the story is funny!!!!
biker_44 5/25/2009 3:30:42 PM
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I like some of these posts. Reading them makes me feel like I am not that much of a jerk.
Thanks for posting
ManhattanBabe (this topic's creator)5/26/2009 12:02:10 AM
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a girlfriend met this guy from adating site, the first time they meet he was dressed in a suit, such a gentlemen, next time they met he answered his door in womens undergarments and stillettos and his boa,lol,
biker_44 6/1/2009 7:54:06 PM
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I cannot remember her exact words. Something about trying to play pool with a piece of rope.
Ron_092 6/1/2009 9:05:34 PM
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Ouch.
Ron_092 10/11/2009 6:12:18 PM
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Bump^
adamslt 10/11/2009 8:46:12 PM
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uhhmnn...well..i had a really weird experience dating a girl that just had an anger problem,and just didnt like me at all i guess...kind of psycho i guess...but she said i should warn every woman in advance of dating that "im a man who has to have it 4 times a day" she called me a freak too,and said other things that id like to post,but would just be a little too much info,...dang...just not used to a girl i date just REALLY not likeing me,lol...guess that comes with getting out and dating,like the song says "some girls dont like boys like me..oh but some girls do" lol
WebcamMostie 10/12/2009 10:15:12 AM
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I remember a guy I met online a few years ago, he was a very nice guy, about 100 miles away from where I lived- we decided to meet up at a restaurant in my town for coffee or something- I went to the restaurant, and as I was walking to the front, I realized that I was staring at mirrored windows, which reflected me- I was thinking, "oh shoot, he's going to be watching me, walking all the way up, and I can't see crap" lol- I opened the door to a hallway, which led into the restaurant, and he was standing at the end of it, in the entryway of the restaurant itself- it was so bright outside, and dim in there, that my eyes were trying to adjust, and all of a sudden, he yells (literally, he yelled), "Oh my God! It's * *" and then he said some movie star's name, and for the life of me, I can't remember who he said, but it was a pretty one, lol-and I remember being so stunned, because everyone heard him, that I just stopped stock cold for a few seconds and stared, lol- we remained friends after that, simply because guys who do off-the-wall things really throw me off, lol.
Another time, shortly after that, I met someone else at the same place, haha- he had gone to his car, and then we were sitting outside on a bench, and all of a sudden, he puts his arm around me, whips a camera out with his other hand, pulls me in, and snaps a picture- - I must have had the dumbest look on my face, because I was taken by surprise that this guy had actually done this- I remember sitting there for a full minute afterwards, somewhat speechless, thinking to myself, "My gosh...did he REALLY just DO that???"
This is what happens when you date men from California, hahaha-
ManhattanBabe (this topic's creator)10/12/2009 2:37:07 PM
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have any of you dated a self centered person, if i heard any more of this guys me me me story and life, for the few times we went out, i never got to put in a word edge wise, it was always what he wanted to do, never what i would like, all he talked about was his other job singing karoke, his regular job, how much attention he needed, that was more then a new born baby needed, and he always told the same stuff over and over like a damn tape recorder, and he told me this last woman he dated left him after six weeks, cause he complained she wasnt paying enough attention to him,lol, this is a time when i wish the wyliecoyote would have set a bomb under his chair and blow this sucker up!!!
WebcamMostie 10/12/2009 3:51:02 PM
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look at it this way, manny- at least you found out beforehand, instead of marrying him and finding out AFTERwards! lol
spart 10/12/2009 4:05:12 PM
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This is a story that a co worker told me. His words
I was at a high school dance in the gym following a football game. On the other side of the gym was a group of girls that I knew. One had her back to me. She appeared divine from this perspective, and she got juices flowing. I decided to make my move. I walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. When she turned around, I was appalled. She was a beast. How do I get out of this I thought. She said "yes?" questioningly. I said, "do you know what time it is?". She told me and I left.
adamslt 10/12/2009 9:54:47 PM
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the angry one i dated,she always said" i dont want to talk about it" when she was always the one that brouhgt it up,lol..and sure enouhg..she wouldnt talk about it
adamslt 10/14/2009 7:50:02 AM
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well spart...at least it didnt turn out to be a guy,now that really would have been embarrassing,i remember being with somefriends,and we were driving along and saw a hot girl with long black hair,little shorts and a tank top,we were checking her out,drove past her..and she had a mustache...dang..we were embarrased,another time..i went into a store,the clerk was turned around faced away working,i was ready to check out..so i said...pardon me maam..and he turned around and glared!lol
adamslt 10/14/2009 7:57:14 AM
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yeah manny..i know what you mean about the selfish and self centered,...but..on another note...sometimes if a girl is the shy quiet type,ill open up a bit about myself in order to provoke her to do the same,to make her comfortable,to get her talking
DRUNKENRAMPAGE 10/14/2009 8:25:57 AM
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my friend and his g/f were here, and i gave them both a note of saddam hussein cash.....my friend: "baby, you know who this is?"...his girl: ummmmmmm....adolf hitler?"....me: "lol, i'll give you a hint, he used to be the president of iraq".....her:.."ooooohhhhhhhh, the guy who blew up our buildings??"....than another time we were fishing, and she kept saying we were bieng stalked by a bear..when i asked why, she brought me to some prints in the mud...those of a young dog....and if that wasnt bad enough, we were fishing near a waterfall, and i was informed by her, that behind the waterfall, is where all the bear and deer hide together, to hide from hunters....
Ron_092 10/14/2009 8:37:02 AM
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Thats funny Rampage. Reminds me of one August night while sitting outside listening to the cicadas sing. She turned to me and said "Listen to those tree frogs."
WebcamMostie 10/14/2009 9:01:56 AM
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LOL Ron, you think that's bad...I first heard Cicadas (at least, that's what I have been told that they are..)when I moved to Michigan- apparently, in California they don't have any, at least not where I was, because I had never heard anything like that in my life- I asked Cap, "what is that weird noise? Is it something with the electrical lines??" LOL
WebcamMostie 10/14/2009 9:05:17 AM
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...and then there were the lightening bugs, hahaha- I had never seen those before, either- we were sitting outside, and I kept seeing them in my peripheral vision, but when I would look? Nothing would be there- finally, I saw one- fascinating!
We don't have anything exotic like that flying in the skies of the Central Valley- most "exotic" thing that flies around there, is the police helicopter that continually circles, LOL
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