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Although her time is extremely valuable, and limited, it is my belief that she will, as a community service, spend some time answering your questions, and providing suggestions, toward solutions for your problems.
I suggested that Bubba read "Cosmo" to get a better understanding of how the female mind operates.
He has done so.
And now, as a result of this learning, he is afraid (very afraid).
What words of wisdom and possible course of action would you suggest?
How do you deal with the sillyness that is so abundant on mingles? lol
Exactly why is it you don't stick on the bottom of frying pans?
Words for Women to Live By
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
I cannot respond presently due to the overwhelming laughter!!! I will try to answer each of you when and if I gain composure!!!
As you already know, many of us depend fully upon Pamela's guidance in order to achieve, sustain, and maintain a balanced day to day progression through life.
Due to the unlimited value potential of her time, it is only reasonable to expect occasional delays in guidance.
But just knowing she is there for you, backed by her wisdom... this comfort & solace alone should be enough to get you through your day until such time as she can respond and make contact directly.
(I think Pamela might be tied up responding to my neighbor's questions & issues regarding their daughter's attendance at summer band camp, as their daughter plays the tuba, and you can surmise the implications arising from any 'creative usage' of that particular instrument....)
The Doctors' say the condition is serious... Treatment started is Bubbamusic and salsa.
Dear TCK,
Although it is kind of you to want to be a fix-it-all-with-Cosmos kind of friend... it is important for YOU do remember that not all things can be judged by its cover... such as Cosmos! Furthermore, I often hear people ask questions about a friend or brother when it is really them that they are asking about. Is it YOU who is afraid Tck??
Pamela
You are wise to say just send airline tickets but to say to stay away from nachos has me very concerned about YOU. Although you are trying to give advice may I say that its nacho business to try to influence the food groups that someone else LIVES ON!
Pamela
Pamela
I find the use of sleeping pills helps immensely the one I prefer is the one that you will wake up with a bit of salsa on your pjs and an empty plate of nachos on the nightstand. There are other meds but this one wipes out the entire memory of the occurrence therefore, there is no guilt of calorie intake.
Pamela
The secret ingredient... is secret. Each time I jump from the kettle into the frying pan... those standing around watching... watch in awe on how awesome I can do it without getting burned! All I can say is that I am used to the hot as hell temperatures and in fact, I am at my finest moments in them!
Pamela
An open plane does not usually present a warm fuzzy moment when most unadventurous folks think about flying. In fact, most people feel safer flying in an enclosed plane. I suggest switching airlines... and possibly find a church to pray in while you are waiting. I am told by a reliable source that there is more action occurring in churches than in Teriff!
Pamela
I suggest that you should avoid all chic mags that any friend gives you if they have the initials tck in their name. TCK has had a long standing history of meaning The Cougars Kiss and should not be relied on as a reliable source because everyone knows that TCK = The Cougars Kill! And no, tickets do not need to be round. In fact, rarely have I saw a round ticket... the ones that I am accustomed to most often are rectangle. However, I am only familiar with Canada tickets... I am not sure about the USA. Please consult with Heartbroken who is searching for an airport and he may be more familiar with round tickets???
Pamela
I think what you are really saying about is there are steps possible 15 that a man needs to know on how to please a woman:
1.Compliment her
2.respect her
3.honor her
4.cuddle her
5.love her
6.kiss her
7.tease her
8.comfort her
9.protect her
10.hug her
11.spend money on her
12.wine and dine her
13.listen to her
14.stand by her
15.support her
And I think that you are saying that there are two for a man:
1.Show up naked
2.Bring beer
Pamela
TY TY I needed that chuckle!
Say, were you that girl that used to run around the playground saying, "I'm Rubber, You're Glue. Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me and Sticks to You?"
I could never get one over on that girl. Although....I did figure out the trick for that boy that was always saying, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me." I would just throw a rock at him every time I saw him. He stopped saying it after the first couple of weeks.
With each profile there is a category description for 'body type'.
* How important do you feel this 'body type' question is?
* And do you 'feel' that people are too obsessed with each others bodies?
tck - I think if the question is important to the reader than the can persue it on cam and not by the profile which anyone can put anything in there.
Someone told me once that everything & anything I need to know about them could/would be found on their profile... I always thought that was a bunch of schlock.
Pamela? You're the best!
I can completely understand that someone would say that to you. It is a polite way of saying that a public chat area may or may not be the one of the places of choice that that someone wanted to discuss their personal issues in. I think I will have to remember that response myself should the occasion arise and its needed. PS. I would not jump to the conclusion of "schlock" so quickly if I were you.
Tck... Thank you!
Our home and native lady!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Pamela, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Pamela, we stand on guard for thee.
O Pamela, we stand on guard for thee.
Why is a russian immigrant posting bad things about us?
Just the facts, maam.
Why is it that some women demand 'exclusivity' when dating?
In other words - if a man goes on a date with one woman, is there any reason he shouldn't go on a date with another woman?
Is there some sort of competitive factor that would preclude a woman from going on a date, simply because a guy went on a date with another woman?
Thanks.
Just the facts eh...
1) People with low self esteem have a tendency to put others down in order to make themselves feel better about their own unhealthy saddened state.
2) Ignorance is not bliss.
3) The world needs idiots in order to discern those who are not... it's a needing to know the sweet to distinguish between the bitter kind of thing... we need people to post bad things so we can recognize who the idiots are.
Hang in there Joe and remember the all famous words: "I'm good enough... I'm smart enough... and dog gone it, people like me!"
I cannot speak for some women since I am only one. However, I would encourage anyone and everyone to date as many folks as their lil heart desires. Sooner or later, they may find themselves going out on a date that feels more comfortable and more right and more peaceful and more relaxed and more down to earth than being with others. When that happens I would think that he/she would like to spend more of their time with that person. However, some folks are not looking for a serious relationship and therefore, the more the merrier maybe the rule for them... and rightfully so.
Speaking from experience, if I went out on a date with someone that I felt attracted to and he felt attracted to me AND we had fun feeling comfortable together etc than I would want to spend my time with him until such time that it just didnt work... or it did. That is due to my age. However, when I was a teen I did the exact opposite. So, depending on the person, their experience, what they are looking for, etc will determine the answer to your question. I suggest you ask the person directly about why or if they feel that.
Pamela
(Whenever you want too...? )
And hey... "darlin" you keep working and come by my place for a coffee with double cream and I'd be happy to help you lighten the load of that wallet! (Oh geeez does this mean I have to have coffee in my house for the first time of my life... how about a herbal tea and a "sweetie pie"?) LOL
How big a paddle do I need to have in order to spank the chat gang?
Are you wanting to spank them all at the same time or one at a time? If it is a "group spanking" then I would suggest a 2x4x24 and yes gather as many supporters including a cheering audience for the event!
Pamela
Yup, she'll be in!
Now why did I all of a sudden have Boobs pass thru my mind?????......xoxo
When I was 18 and my girlfriend was 17 we rode our bikes down to the Planned Parenthood clinic to see about getting her some birth control pills. (She was seeking an alternative to the 'other orifices' method of birth control I had been using.)
Anyhow, there was a nominal fee for the birth control pills. Do you think the guy should pay half of the cost?
Thanks.
Other variables would need to be known before I could comment properly for the average situation, such as income resources, parental medical coverage, blah blah blah but in this instance knowing you were involved... my answer is that YOU should pay it all... pay up or zip up and shut up is kinda the theory I have for YOU tck. Hope this helps you in your future budgeting plans! LOL
Pamela
Do you think there should be a spanking forum?
( * Y * ) < For Rob!
I wub ewe!
... do you have any openings you want filled some afternoon in September?
Please contact my personal secretary -> bubba, who presently is in a 12 Step No Advice from Cosmo program but he should be back on track soon and can let you know if I have any appointments left.
Pamela
... um... you thought I was talking about appointments?
()
Benefits?
(Gigalo man... )
I have been traveling and exploring. Bye for now ...
Is there an affliction called the "chat hangover?" What exactly are the symptoms?
Our very own mlady_pamela has recently received the title "The Oracle of the North".
Please be sure to give her the proper respect when you see her.
"Wise Oracle of the North"
More commonly known (from now on) as a WOOTN.
Yes. There is a such a thing... and I have suspected that you have experienced it without knowing what it is on more than one occasion... my advice for you is to ask someone who has first hand experience with the problem (hear it from the horses mouth kinda thing) regarding the multiple symptoms that present themselves - may I suggest you start with TCK.
Pamela
"Indian girls are not smart in sex?Its tough to convince them for sucking or trying different positions;and explosive to go Anal."
(I thought it might be appropriate to re-post his questions here for advice.)
Your efforts are noted. However, since he never posted in here he would never come back here for any advice/answer and so my advice is to "leave well enough alone."
Pamela
What could the Eskimos possibly do to beat those annoying Stampeders?
Signed, a pesky Eskie
Both of you, being Canadian, know that we call the northern folks "Inuit"... and when did "Stampeders" becoming annoying??? Well, okay at 2 AM and the yahoooing is still echoing the streets during stampede week can be annoying if your hotel room is downtown... wait a minute... you AREN'T talking sports with ME are you? We are on the same page over here about the "Eskimos" and "Stampeders" right?!?! lol
So my advice is to start with proper use of Inuit (not Eskimo) and do NOT get a hotel room downtown during Stampede week! I'm always happy to help out my fellow Canadian neighboUrs! lol
Pamela
James was asking in the chat room if he needed to ask for a girl's permission before 'pleasuring himself' while having thoughts about her naked, and him munching her box.
What is your opinion on this topic, and would you want James to ask your permission before he had thoughts about you being naked and him munching your box?
Thanks,
Teek
Sometimes people feel the need to use another name or person in asking questions or learning about themselves... they may say "my friend" or "my brother" or "Susan" or "James." The important thing is to just be comfortable with YOU and not to worry what others think or say or do! lol
Pamela
Pamela,
Would you want me to ask your permission before I had thoughts about you being naked and munching your box?
Pamela,
Would you want me to ask your permission before I had thoughts about you being naked and me munching your box?
For some reason your question(s) remind me of the all famous Canadian Gretzky who said, "100% of the shots you don't take... don't go in!" lol
Tck, your thoughts belong to you and you alone and only you have control of them (dang it!) and you do not need permission from anyone to think any of your thoughts (dang it!)
Pamela
The Edmonton Inuits? Well, okay, but it changes the term 'Pesky Eskies' to 'Pesky Innies' which sounds like a tummy tuck procedure gone disturbingly wrong. But since this forum is also about suggestions, the term 'Stampeders' could also do with an update and I'm liking 'Equine Passengers' or how about 'Horse Burdens'?
From one "Wise Oracle of the Great White North" to another... "Horse Burdens" could be interpretive as a true blue horse burden = "ass kickin" player. So, yes, your suggestion is plausible for the stampedin crowd!
Pamela
Pamela... should I tell her?
Or should I just save her pics to my spank bank and smile the next time I see her?
I was looking at human porno, not a Kentucky Derby race card.
I think what is important on this issue is for you to know that what you see on the internet is not ALWAYS real. It is hard to understand but true. The only thing you may recognize is her face and even that could have been altered. Tck, I would suggest to YOU that because you see something on the internet that you should not assume it is real. As far as letting her know, I would send her the link for her to see it for herself - you may receive a message back like "I'm looking good eh tck... wanna pay for a trip for the two of us to somewhere secluded - at which time you could be standing beside her at the airport wondering where she is. LOL
Pamela
Friday, November 13, 2009
LAS VEGAS Live strippers on the back of a truck driving around Sin City.
A Las Vegas strip club has an advertising promotion in which it hauls bikini-clad exotic dancers around in a truck with clear plastic sides.
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Dear Pamela - this is a great idea, right?
No!
This is a huge safety issue not only for those trying to stand up in the back of the pick up but for the motorist who should not be distracted at this level while driving their vehicles. It puts everyone at risk including the innocent people walking by. A distracted driver can kill in one given second.
Pamela
Print ShareThisIt's the news all chocolate lovers have been waiting for a type of chocolate that helps you lose weight is about to go on sale.
The new variety called Lola chocs is 100 percent natural and tastes exactly like normal chocolate.
But the big difference, according to its makers, is that the recipe includes ingredients which stop a person from feeling hungry.
It is made using cocoa from Peru and Santo Domingo and has been created by a Spanish company called Covcoa BIO.
The chocolate has an unusual green tinge to it, which the company says is due to the microscopic algae they used in creating it.
This algae contains nutrients like vitamins A and B12, which help you lose weight.
The manufacturers say special amino acids in the Lola chocs trick the brain into believing you are full, which stops you from over-eating.
"People should eat one or two chocolates around one hour before a meal," said one of the creators, Armando Yanez.
"It has an intense flavour and extremely high antioxidant properties."
While scanning mingles profiles for prospective brides, I came across a profile for "spicygem." Spicy claims to be a resident of Boise, Idaho although I don't believe people in Idaho speak the language that is printed on the sign above her head. I can't make it out too well, but it appears possibly German or Russian. Her profile states she has an arrogant bone in her body. Would you please speculate on what that bone might be? I have a bone once in awhile too. In fact, I call my bone Mr. Happy, and he's not the least bit arrogant. Spicy states she's always "picky" because you can never tell? Never tell what? Spicy states she "cleans up well." Do you think she means after meals or after sex? I'm really perplexed by this profile. With your advanced age and worldly ways (I consider Canada a part of Europe) I feel you may be able to shed some light on this peculiar profile...
Dear Pamela,
I believe you should provide a lecture for some of the newer people on how to not get scammed.
Thank you for turning for advice (even when you are an "Elder" ) on the rare occasion that you find yourself at a loss for direction (or words). I cannot locate spicygem's profile and so I cannot comment on anything that no longer exists... all I can say is it appears she "cleaned up very well" in fact, so well I cannot find a trace of her.
As for your inquiry regarding "ittakes22love" I encourage you to send your inquiries directly to her to find out what she means about hiding behind a finger... I have not heard of this expression before and although I may be part of Europe or where ever the heck Canada is... I am still hearing things for the first time, as hard as that may seem possible... this being the latest example. Good luck in your long and tedious journey of searching for a bride on the site... and may I say to remember to take a break from time to time and have a coffee with a real 3D person as you continue your search. Hope this helps in resolving some of the many critical questions that are swirling through your thoughts! lol
Pamela
With all the roles that I have been elected to (mingles columnist, DJ, match maker, etc) I will always have time to fit in my high in demand lecture Scam Avoidance 101. As my pay check increases in these roles I am encouraged to continue on where ever I can offer my advice. Please contact my secretary to book a time for the lecture... and tell my secretary to send out a special invite to Rickster who is in immediate need of assistance since he is scamming, I mean scanning for a wife presently.
Pamela
