SuperBubba (this topic's creator)9/7/2009 12:25:20 PM
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SuperBubba (this topic's creator)9/7/2009 12:28:42 PM
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OK, I just got laughed at by some of my neighbors for things I say. I said "he's nuttier than a squirrel turd" and they thought that was a riot. I realized then that some of our southern expressions never make it this far north (unless they are watching Dukes of Hazard reruns).
Any of you have your favorite southern expression?
I'll start this off with...
It's windier than a sack of farts
robbi642 9/8/2009 2:39:54 AM
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Larry the Cable Guy probably has some of the best......
He was bangin her like a screen door in a tornado......it's gotta be from the south....lol
spart 9/8/2009 1:48:22 PM
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When answering with a resounding YES
Is a frogs ass water tight?
SuperBubba (this topic's creator)9/8/2009 5:42:27 PM
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Hahaha, I love those two.
He was as nutty as a squirrel turd .... that is one I tend to use most
joshsluss 9/8/2009 7:56:11 PM
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My Memaw from Burnet, Tx used to say "well rats, bats and buffalo wings". Kind of like a "well kiss my grits" kind of saying. LoL I used to love when she would say that. She was as southern as they come.
shopstar 9/10/2009 3:09:35 PM
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Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock
gtr420 9/10/2009 6:45:08 PM
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lol.... If folks up north laugh at you whenever you open up your mouth...... You might be a redneck!
robbi642 9/12/2009 6:49:40 AM
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Crazy as a coon...........
shopstar 9/12/2009 9:02:13 PM
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"I'd rather jack off a wildcat with a handfull of cockleburs" than.......(most of the one's I know that come to mind are not printable here. LOL)
adamslt 9/12/2009 9:10:50 PM
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hmnnn...dont mind me,im just in here perusing lines to take to town...nope...nothing here
shopstar 9/12/2009 9:18:12 PM
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LMAO Adam, DON"T start a new conversation with a new Chick and say that^^^^^!!!!!!!!
Lisa4631 9/12/2009 9:25:13 PM
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"Wul, yknow I wuz lit up like the sky on the fourth of Juuuuuly!"
I don't know if that counts as a southerner "saying," but I've co-opted it from a southerner I know, lol. BTW, I cannot believe that Hunter_Rep hasn't contributed in this thread yet.
nrokinu 9/12/2009 9:43:30 PM
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Maybe Hunter is on vacation?
robbi642 9/13/2009 12:07:13 AM
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Hunter is bow hunting.........I'm sure he'll have plenty to say when he gets back.......lol
fineirish1 9/13/2009 12:24:15 AM
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bubba......here's one for you...courtesy of my grandma......
sh*t fire and save the matches! (she's from arkansas) does that count as southern?
SuperBubba (this topic's creator)9/13/2009 2:21:10 AM
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Yep Irish, thats southern and I've used it a bunch.
Drunker than Cooter Brown
robbi642 9/13/2009 10:02:33 AM
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Ever heard of Jerry Clower?? Now that man had some sayings........LOL
SuperBubba (this topic's creator)9/13/2009 10:39:26 AM
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That boys teeth are so bad, he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence
schlomo1 9/13/2009 10:42:23 AM
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"get the rope"
BellyButtonz 9/13/2009 11:03:01 AM
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When my granny was surprised by something, she would say "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
SuperBubba (this topic's creator)9/13/2009 11:15:20 AM
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hahahaaaaa BB
Busier than a long tailed cat in a rockin chair factory
adamslt 9/13/2009 11:19:24 AM
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a friend in the oil patch,tommy from tennesee quotes his mother as "tommy,now..i know i didnt raise you that way,what happened?" he says"i know you didnt momma,im sorry"
knoxlady 9/13/2009 12:27:26 PM
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I is cornfuzed......
DoRightWoman 9/13/2009 2:28:49 PM
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My favorite is one my sister use to use. She lived in Alabama for years and always said... CrapOLa instead of saying shit. LOL Gotta love the south. I use that now when I'm out and about. Oh and Robbi just an FYI, Larry the cable guy is from NEBRASKA. LOL Guess it's a red neck thang lol
shopstar 9/13/2009 10:54:47 PM
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"grinnin like a possum eatin a persimmon"
SNUFFALUPUCUS 9/14/2009 3:03:01 PM
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More phucked up than a football bat.....
.....as phucked up as a soup sammich.....
bless his heart
rode hard and put up wet
let's make like horse s hit and hit the trail
if I want your opinion, I'll squeeze it out of you
I'll rip your head off and piss down your neck....
LOL
Novalee57 9/14/2009 3:46:19 PM
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how about that boy is bout as dumb as a sack of hammers or he couldn't pour s h i t out of a boot.
Hunter_Rep 9/14/2009 4:28:22 PM
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that lady is finer then a stack of flap jacks on a cold winter mornin.
she is madder then an ole wet hen
shaking like a puppy in a Vietnamese restaurant.
more scared then a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
slippier then a greased pig
talking to that boy is like arguing with a fence post
SuperBubba (this topic's creator)9/14/2009 5:16:00 PM
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Don't squat with your spurs on
Novalee57 9/14/2009 11:11:12 PM
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I couldn't be happier then a puppy with two peters.....
Hunter_Rep 9/15/2009 2:04:37 AM
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dont drink down stream from the herd.
WebcamMostie 9/15/2009 2:06:05 AM
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I do recall one that an old friend of my mom used to say, and I never forgot because I had the most horrid visual...
"It's colder than a witch's t*t in the Klondike!"
knoxlady 9/15/2009 5:40:40 AM
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Meet me down younder by th PaPaPatch.
The Classic....KISS MY GRITS!!!!!!
Hunter_Rep 9/15/2009 3:07:49 PM
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hey Mostie, i always heard that as "colder then a witches **** in a brass bar in the middle of January".
waffler 9/19/2009 5:35:32 PM
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"about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike"
all the way from South Wales in the good ol' UK!
Hello, I'm new 'ere, can u tell?
DorkFishKatie 9/20/2009 3:52:39 AM
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My Grandma Edna was from Lousiana, and she use to say, "WELL I didn't know if I should shit or go blind"
She could say anything about anyone as long as she followed it with Well Bless his/her heart
So, she could say something Like, "Well I declare, that Bubba sure can make a jack ass outta himself well bless his heart" (don't think you're a jack ass bubba, just used it as an example)
I also remember her saying, "you're about as much use as **** on a frog"
BeautifullyBroken 9/20/2009 11:35:40 PM
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Crazier than a sh*t house rat!
Hunter_Rep 9/20/2009 11:35:43 PM
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that lady is better looking then a 6 point buck standing broad side.
48mrg 9/20/2009 11:38:08 PM
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if you let a baby see its self in the mirror all there teeth will fall out.
allycat01 9/21/2009 8:35:27 AM
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I grew up in the south.. when you called someone for a ride. you would ask them if they could "carry you to the store" not can you give me a ride.. still like that.
Just_Nutz 9/21/2009 8:57:16 AM
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I's Hornier than a two peckered deer
that boys bout as usesless at **** on a boar.
That Girl Was Finer than Frog Hair
I was Busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin contest!
Well thats Handier than apocket on a shirt!
He was happier than apig in S**T!
Boy, You Look like You been suckin on a hind tit
your more full of S**T than a christmas turkey!
.....YEP! i heard ALL these NUMEROUS times growing up....gotta love that Southern "hospitality".....enjoy guys!!
Hunter_Rep 9/21/2009 11:47:06 PM
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Well i tell ya what there Just Nutz, what ya say we go on a good ole fashioned coon hunt, 48 can be the coon.
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