CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 11, 2011 at 10:36pm
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CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 11, 2011 at 10:37pm
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Well then....where were we?
TheBoshow December 11, 2011 at 10:38pm
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i am buying another round
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 11, 2011 at 10:39pm
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Count me in. Glory Glory Hallelujah! Wait, maybe I shouldn't say that, considering...
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 11, 2011 at 10:40pm
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Alright, which one of you served Shopstar the tequila???
loveless2012 December 11, 2011 at 10:41pm
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Sarah Jessica Parker walks in to the bar
Cap looks her up and down and says...
"Yeah,those horse face jokes are just cruel and over rated"
{big smile}.."What'll you have" ?
loveless2012 December 11, 2011 at 10:44pm
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Horse walks into the bar
Cap says "Why the long face friend"?
Sarah Jessica Parker looks up from her drink and mutters
"Someonr focking KILL me !"
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dddd19672 December 11, 2011 at 11:01pm
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Is this a new place? Any cover charge? I heard there were some Ukrainian hookers in here.
shopstar December 11, 2011 at 11:11pm
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Did some one say Tequila?
shopstar December 11, 2011 at 11:13pm
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How Bout Them Cowboys?
Lions looked good today too.
shopstar December 11, 2011 at 11:16pm
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INTERCEPTION COWBOYS!!!!!!
wOOt! wOOt!!!!
shopstar December 11, 2011 at 11:17pm
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Drinks all aroound on Bo!
shopstar December 11, 2011 at 11:20pm
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TOUCHDOWN, 50 Yards!
12 point lead!!!!
loveless2012 December 11, 2011 at 11:35pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1_wDVKOTjI
shopstar December 11, 2011 at 11:57pm
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What a finish. Garrett blows another lead late.
I knew there was a reason I had picked the Giants to win this game.
loveless2012 December 11, 2011 at 11:57pm
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White Light by The Gorillaz Christmas Lights in La Salle Illinois 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=PY8r_gTyJ5k
wpangel2 December 12, 2011 at 2:27am
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I thought coodies were boy germs, contagious if one got to close
francopen December 12, 2011 at 9:46am
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la cerveza no esta fria
skroyy December 12, 2011 at 10:41am
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Hey angel, how about I snuggle up a little bit and we'll put that theory to the test? hehehe
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 12, 2011 at 11:26am
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I think coodies only get transmitted when doves have unprotected sex, but I could be wrong. Anyone seen my razor??
skroyy December 12, 2011 at 11:32am
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Vickie Buckles had them in 3rd grade....but she was a little flighty now that I think of it. arr arr arrr
jaclynlee December 12, 2011 at 12:32pm
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No one told me the bar moved. Watched the Cowboys go down all by my damn self last night.
francopen December 12, 2011 at 2:05pm
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Son terminados los Vaqueros. Ponles un tenedor.
skroyy December 12, 2011 at 4:56pm
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^^^ you should talk with spart_2, franco. Btw, where is he lately? hmmmmmmmmm
wpangel2 December 12, 2011 at 5:30pm
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yuppers they boy germs
see all the coodies flyin round
mysticct December 12, 2011 at 6:00pm
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I think the one legged, 3 toed Ukrainian hooker is on ummmm vacation? I do suggest if you sat in her seat ya go to the free clinic right away.
spart_2 December 12, 2011 at 6:08pm
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"Son terminados los Vaqueros. Ponles un tenedor" = The Cowboys are done. Stick a fork in them.
loveless2012 December 13, 2011 at 12:12am
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The Christmas Singing Parrot
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into
a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift
for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot,
named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas
carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.
"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked,
excitedly.
"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his
feet," was the shop owner's reply.
The shop owner held a match under the parrot's
left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells!
Jingle Bells! ... " The shop owner then
held another match under the parrot's right foot.
Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled
with "Silent Night, Holy Night..."
The young man was so impressed that he paid the
shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could
with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her
gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She
exclaimed, "Can he talk?"
"No,"the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let
me show you." So the young man whipped out his
lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as
the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned:
"Jingle Bells!
Jingle Bells!..."
The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot,
and out came: "Silent Night. Holy Night..."
The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked,
"What if we hold the lighter between his legs?"
The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered,
eager to please his wife.
So they held the lighter between Chet's legs.
Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and sang
out loudly (like it was the performance of his life):
"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
loveless2012 December 13, 2011 at 12:30am
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Johnny's Gift At Xmas
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting
tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The
shrink said that since Christmas was coming up that he should
ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed he
should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas Johnny's dad asked Johnny what he
wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right
fockin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning. Then
when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfockin' train going
around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a
red-assed fockin' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a
big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a
bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head,
he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage.
When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his
dad smiled and asked, "So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this
year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a goddamned dog but I can't
find the son of a bitch."
spart_2 December 13, 2011 at 10:01am
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lol
wpangel2 December 13, 2011 at 11:00am
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Well, me an' my lady had our first big fight,
So I drove around 'til I saw the neon light.
A corner bar, an it just seemed right.
So I pulled up.
Not a soul around but the old bar keep,
Down at the end an' looking half asleep.
An he walked up, an' said : "What'll it be?"
I said: "The good stuff."
He didn't reach around for the whiskey;
He didn't pour me a beer.
His blue eyes kinda went misty,
He said: "You can't find that here.
"'Cos it's the first long kiss on a second date.
"Momma's all worried when you get home late.
"And droppin' the ring in the spaghetti plate,
"'Cos your hands are shakin' so much.
"An' it's the way that she looks with the rice in her hair.
"Eatin' burnt suppers the whole first year
"An' askin' for seconds to keep her from tearin' up.
"Yeah, man, that's the good stuff."
He grabbed a carton of milk an' he poured a glass.
An' I smiled an' said: "I'll have some of that."
We sat there an' talked as an hour passed,
Like old friends.
I saw a black an' white picture an' it caught my stare,
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
He said: "That's my Bonnie,
"Taken 'bout a year after we were wed."
He said "Spent five years in the bottle,
"When the cancer took her from me.
"But I've been sober three years now,
"'Cos the one thing stronger than the whiskey:
"Was the sight of her holdin' my baby girl.
"The way she adored that string of pearls,
"I gave her the day that our youngest boy, Earl,
"Married his high school love."
"An' it's a new tee-shirt saying: 'I'm a Grandpa'.
"Bein' right there as our time got small,
"An' holdin' her hand, when the Good Lord called her up,
"Yeah, man, that's the good stuff."
He said: "When you get home, she'll start to cry.
"When she says: 'I'm sorry,' say: 'So am I.'
"An' look into those eyes, so deep in love,
"An' drink it up.
"'Cos that's the good stuff.
"Ya man, That's the good stuff.
The Good stuff - Kenny Chesney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYQZJ9NUzYU&ob=av2n
shopstar December 14, 2011 at 11:24am
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Better get a seat early this week, that Raiders/Lions game is gonna be rowdy!
spart_2 December 14, 2011 at 12:38pm
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Should be a good one
shopstar December 14, 2011 at 12:47pm
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That Pats/Broncos game will be a good one too. Same time though.
We'll need two screens.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 14, 2011 at 4:42pm
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We're bringing in another wide screen, not to worry...and I'm sending Adam to Missouri to pick us up a couple cases of White Castles as well.
Warren I stole you johnny joke...I made the guys at work all suffer through it last night, lol.
loveless2012 December 14, 2011 at 4:47pm
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hehehe Damn skippy Cap !
That is a good one !
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shopstar December 14, 2011 at 4:54pm
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I just recieved a case of Cabo Wabo Blanco Tequila for a Christmas present.
Will tequila go good with White castles?
dung__beetle December 14, 2011 at 9:08pm
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you have pu pu platter?
dddd19672 December 14, 2011 at 9:23pm
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The Chinese place is across the street. It's called lil Tommy's sum yung guy
spart_2 December 14, 2011 at 9:30pm
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lmao
mr_white_2011 December 15, 2011 at 7:50pm
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Guinness and a shot of Glenlivet please
bearnuts December 16, 2011 at 12:32am
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Sitting here waiting for the next episode of the Frozen Tundra
bearnuts December 16, 2011 at 12:32am
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Sitting here waiting for the next episode of the Frozen Tundra
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 16, 2011 at 10:26am
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***"Will tequila go good with White castles?"***
No. This is why Harold and Kumar never made it out of Guatanamo Bay.
dung__beetle December 16, 2011 at 11:13am
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.
shopstar December 16, 2011 at 11:33am
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I probably shouldn't mention that I sent a bottle to Jaguars QB Blaine Gabbert Wednesday evening.
bearnuts December 18, 2011 at 10:15am
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I know I'm early,just wanted a good seat to see the Pack crush the Chiefs
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 18, 2011 at 10:27am
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Rumor has it that Clay Matthews has put a bounty on Kyle Orton's head.
shopstar December 18, 2011 at 10:39am
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I thought the Cowboys were going for thier patented 2nd half flop last night after that first possesion of the second half.
Maybe they were and even blew that. Couldn't even lose when they tried.
I don't see where the announcers were coming from when they said Dallas has to win out (next 2 games) to win division and make playoffs. Wouldn't that depend if every team they are competing against for the same slots win out the last 3 games or not?
Keerok December 18, 2011 at 10:46am
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Tequila and white castles.... so THAT'S what happened that night. Explains everything.
Shot and a beer please. Anything but Tequila.
francopen December 18, 2011 at 10:53am
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Hay carnitas en mole?
shopstar December 18, 2011 at 11:35am
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TEQUILA!! To-kill-ya!!!!!
Let me share a story on why Tequila can be a good or bad thing. Depends on the perspective.
It's Sunday and confession is good for the soul.
Once upon a time long ago when I was a undomesticated young dumb and full of... Yes, I was young once.
I was home on leave on a Wednesday working on my bike. A kid (18y0) from town came by and wanted to show me his new Sportster. Wanted to go riding, get a drink. I said "Sure, lets go"
We lived in the middle of three dry counties and had to go to Palistine Tx, (35miles) for the nearest bar. We took the long scenic route.
I didn't want trouble for this kid so I went to a pretty tame bar named "The Dolphin Club" (I liked the marine theme) It was a "local" neighborhood type place I had been in before.
And mor important, being Wednesday, all good Southern Baptists are going to be in church at 6pm. They were and the place was empty. We downed a few brews and were playing pool. In walked two women. One was drop dead beautiful. And the other, well, I don't like to make fun of others, but this one you could have taken to the beach and sold shade. Not plump,just a few extra pounds.....HUGE!!!
And the only non-Southern Baptists in the neighborhood too, evidently.
They came over and started talking and then playing pool. Soon, I knew this was coming, they asked to go riding. Go somewhere and "torch the bone." I spoke with Jerry when they went to the bathroom to powder. Does powder come in a 5gal bucket? This one chick had a head like a 500lb heifer.
We argued back and forth, "You take the big one", "No, you take the big one" Honestly, Any other time, one on one. Most will take either. But not in company where there is a witness.
We decided we would just finish a few more longnecks and a a couple more rounds on the pool table and split before church ended and all those saved Baptists who could now drink and chase each other old ladies again showed up.
The beautiful one was looking hotter and hotter. She was short and when she went for the long shots, Man Oh Man!
So I ordered shots of tequila. About 5-6 total in about 20 minutes. The clock was running. Jason Garret and Romo could learn about clock management from a hound dog.
The only thing was, a small thing, I never took a shot after the first one. I poured mine down the corner pocket before the bottoms up. While they were fooling prepping with the salt and lemon. I take mine straight. GRRRRRRR!!!!
After 5-6 quick shots of the to-kill-ya, Jerry eased over to me and whispered. "I'll take the fat one"
LOL, I'm thinking "I kinda' thought you would"
We headed out of Palistine on US287 to a reststop with cement tables(he was gonna'need the extra support) and I was behind Jerry. Honestly, It looked like a hippopotamus on a tricycle.
His fender wore the letters off the tires. Of course later, sober, he tried to deny this ever took place.
Who wants a shot of Tequila!
jaclynlee December 18, 2011 at 2:37pm
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Okay....just got in and in front of a tv. No clue if I've missed any good plays. Tuned into the Saints game and I get a commercial. I'm guessing it's halftime. My stupid Iphone NFL app is frozen. It still shows the Cowboys game as not played from yesterday. WTF?
Today, I'm drinking Old Charter #10 and a coke, that's Pete's drink and I'm gonna watch the Saints wax some ass and yell all the obscenities at the screen so loud he can hear me. Then, onto the Raiders - Pete's favorite coach's team. He was a huge Madden fan. Loved old school ball and the more little yellow flags that got tossed the better.
Round of Charter to all...
spart_2 December 18, 2011 at 3:40pm
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The Boys are getting some help. Wash 23 NYG 3 4:27 left in the game.
shopstar December 18, 2011 at 3:41pm
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I'll Drink To That!
Go Pete, Madden, Davis, Raiders and of course George Blanda, when quarterbacks were...!
Old School Rules!
bearnuts December 18, 2011 at 4:28pm
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13-1 tough loss,the whole team played like shit...
shopstar December 18, 2011 at 5:52pm
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Still the best team. Saints are tough too.
Cristobalito December 18, 2011 at 6:42pm
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Eh??
What's THIS?????
ANOTHER wisconsin team KNOCKED-OUT OF THE PLAY-OFFS by yet ANOTHER MISSOURI TEAM?!?!?!?!?!
Oh well - there's ALWAYS next year for the cheese-heads ( oh MY *l* )
spart_2 December 18, 2011 at 7:30pm
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The Lions could not tackle anyone in the first half. Made up for it in the end though. Giants are a schitzo team. Look like champs one week and bums the next. Tebow time? Not this week. Yah baby Pats win.
Cristobalito December 18, 2011 at 7:38pm
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This just in.....
The aforementioned KC over GB game was NOT (repeat) NOT a "play-off breaker" for the cheeseheads....
...... it was just more humiliation from our MISSOURI sports teams *l*
but still - there's ALWAYS next year, lol
mysticct December 18, 2011 at 8:28pm
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Tebow got a qb lesson from the master.
!$^%@#@#II Giants )^$#$%!#@%(&
TheBoshow December 18, 2011 at 8:40pm
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mystic predicted kc over GB a week ago
diggers December 18, 2011 at 9:00pm
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Wisconsin lady is thinking....13-1. Still a stellar team.
jaclynlee December 18, 2011 at 9:16pm
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I didn't watch anything except the second half of the Saints game. Had family stuff to do. But, just checked scores and WOW....some shockers.
frckld1 December 18, 2011 at 9:25pm
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You all know that FB is the 'new' Mingles right??
TheBoshow December 18, 2011 at 9:32pm
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I have a shocker for you jacy
adamslt December 18, 2011 at 9:33pm
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i still dont have facebook,doubt ill ever get it,and it causes alot of trouble for people that have with their spouses,lol
TheBoshow December 18, 2011 at 9:34pm
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facebook is stupid self promotion
dont forget to watch THE Bo show tonight at 10pm
shopstar December 18, 2011 at 9:42pm
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Lots of good games today. Next two weeks should be just as wild.
jaclynlee December 18, 2011 at 9:59pm
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Bo if you make me lol I will drive to the big D and kick your ass. Facebook is just as dangerous ,or not, as mingles as far as couples go. Fb is what you make it. I actually have a mingler as a fb friend and I'm sure he would tell you my fb wall is not full of drama or posts looking to hook up. I treat it almost like I treat mingles. My spouse knows I'm a bullshitter a shit stirrer and at times a huge flirt. If he were not okay with me being me he would not be here because he also knows im not changing and im not going anywhere. I am who I am here, on Facebook, or on th street. No social site defines me. It simply entertains me and keeps me in touch with some pretty great people I probably wouldn't have time to meet or talk to otherwise.
TheBoshow December 18, 2011 at 10:03pm
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i quit reading at lol
adamslt December 18, 2011 at 10:07pm
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woah now lil Jacy,dont have a cow,settle down,settle down..lets get your panties unwadded...now i wasnt directing any sort of scandalous accusation your way..i was just saying theres a lot of divorce that comes from facebook,and alot of marital strife ,not to everyone,but alot..so..sit down,watch the game,yell at the tv screen,and be nice.
and good to see you again
TheBoshow December 18, 2011 at 10:09pm
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she just threw a bottle at me
jaclynlee December 18, 2011 at 10:10pm
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I'm calling bullshit, Bo. You got to at least the Big D part. Then quit reading when you realized I meant Dallas.
jaclynlee December 18, 2011 at 10:17pm
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I know you didn't Adam. I'm just saying that marital problems are not a result of a social site. That's just a convenient medium for those that are already headed in that direction.
Bo quit whining. It was an aluminum bottle
TheBoshow December 18, 2011 at 10:20pm
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i agree..but disagree...facebook is an aveneue to re-kindle old school romances so that you can feel young again
not is all cases...but FB is used alot for that
jaclynlee December 18, 2011 at 10:25pm
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So what is mingles then? We can just make up stuff here if we want for hopes of brand new romances. I can rekindle two of mine with a phone call. I choose not to.
adamslt December 18, 2011 at 10:28pm
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idk lil Jacy..thouhg i really dont like religious radio,i once listened to a female speaker talking about facebook on the radio speaking of building a hedge around the marriage,and ...she spoke of the multitude of rekindling of old flames,of trying to help out an old friend,and ..idk...cited alot of good examples where it ended the marriage...i think it has done alot of harm,but not to everyone,and not saying people on it are bad,or that it will harm them..just that it has alot of people..and ultimately..about every marriage is on the verge of heading that way,lol...its whether or not people hang in there in spite of it i think..dang..sorry wish i could contribute to the game talk,but im completely ignorant of anyhting that happens on the televison and have never watched a game in my life..so ill just sit back and listen
adamslt December 18, 2011 at 10:33pm
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wow im not keeping up very well here..well...mingles is an online community..a little town...idk... and again lil Jacy..im not accusing you of anythig,or implying anyhting agaisnt you in any way,it wasnt my intention to make you feel defensive,..you know i wouldnt say anyhitng intentionally to upset you,..doggone..its time for you to go to bed and get up on the rigth side of the bed in th4e morning,lol
jaclynlee December 18, 2011 at 10:47pm
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This game I all but done. One more pick down the drain. I actually know a couple that ended their marriage over an affair she had with a man she met at church. If it's in your heart to go back on your vows it's there. No matter the venue. Fb is just more convenient. But so are bars, health clubs, work, etc. If your marriage is in trouble Facebook won't be what finishes it for you. Temptation is everywhere. Hell I was tempted Friday night. I took the night for myself to deal with my greif. Ended up at a pool hall my dad frequented. I was into his last bottle of whiskey. Had some ugly thoughts about some people. Shot a game with a guy that ended up being pretty interested in my line of bullshit. Could have been real easy. But I know what I have at home. He's the greatest dad my child could ever have. To eff that up over one selfish act would be real stupid. No is a real easy word to say.
jaclynlee December 18, 2011 at 10:50pm
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Ok adam. Message received. Nite all! I shall return from The right side of the bed and my panties unknotted tomorrow. If I haven't made it clear I consider you all friends and have missed my mingles community this past week.
TheBoshow December 18, 2011 at 10:59pm
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she is a lil stick of dynamite isnt she?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 19, 2011 at 9:45am
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I'm gone one night and you guys turn on each other like the Donner clan?? That's it...I'm ordering more beer.
Cristobalito December 19, 2011 at 4:20pm
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Aye..... THREAD-KILLERS!!!
That must be the depressing end of the bar - there's enough tears in there beers to make'em SALTY!
skroyy December 19, 2011 at 4:40pm
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She just get's fired up occasionally because of her short leg....or is it her long leg? In any event, skroyboy will fix 'er up as soon as I can track her down again. She's a slippery one!
H_W December 19, 2011 at 4:46pm
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"facebook is an aveneue to re-kindle old school romances so that you can feel young again"
If your going to use Facebook as an avenue to re-kindle old school romances so that you can feel young again, wouldn't that make you realize how old you really are?
I mean come on, have you seen pics of your "old" high school chums? *l*
jaclynlee December 19, 2011 at 4:51pm
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Ya'll just have to learn to put me in my place. I've said it before. I'm a big girl. I can take it. I certainly can dish it and when you do enough of that you have to learn to take it. Maybe I should switch back to beer and stay off the brown whiskey. It tends to make me a little 'tudish. HOWEVER, with that being said....I didn't think I was being anything but matter of fact. I would never dish on Adam. We all know he's a sweetheart. Bo...well, I miiiggght have tossed a bottle in his direction. But, it was probably because he was standing too close to the trash can.
Captain, cheers to ya. Your team did good yesterday. That hurt like hell to say, just so you know.
jaclynlee December 19, 2011 at 4:58pm
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Thank you, HW. I can re-kindle an old high school romance next time I get my truck serviced if I wanted to. I just got a text from an old boyfriend today, not through FB, sending condolences. I am still in touch with all of my old friends. Facebook may be a temptation, but damn, so is that bartender that served me up last week. If you are gonna cheat you are gonna cheat. The place you happen to meet up has nothing to do with it.
That's the point I was trying to make. I may have been gruff about it. That knot in my panties had me all pissy. Sorry, guys.
shopstar December 19, 2011 at 5:08pm
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That's that evil short right side conflicting with that good shorter left side?
jaclynlee December 19, 2011 at 5:10pm
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haha! yeah, something like that. I think my halo is all outta whack or something.
shopstar December 19, 2011 at 6:48pm
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We may have to put up the chicken wire screen before the band will play or the girls dance if this keeps up.
dddd19672 December 19, 2011 at 7:01pm
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Blues Brothers
TheBoshow December 19, 2011 at 7:52pm
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why is "thread killing" having a convo on a topic??
maybe Cristo needs another shot of prune juice?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 20, 2011 at 12:07am
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***"We may have to put up the chicken wire screen before the band will play or the girls dance if this keeps up."***
I want Sam Elliot as my bouncer.
Cristobalito December 20, 2011 at 1:55am
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Sam's getting old - you may want to get bo's mom.... any woman who's into scat-shooters has GOT to be a tough ole'bird!
TheBoshow December 20, 2011 at 2:22am
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francopen December 20, 2011 at 10:58am
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Great Defense San Fran. Go 9ers
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 11:31am
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I didn't even watch. Didn't have the stomach for football last night. First night without a lot of family around. Kinda hard to watch knowing my dad wasn't seeing it and we wouldn't have the Tuesday afternoon discussion. Kind of surprised. I knew Big Ben was hurt, but I thought he would have better protection and more time than that. 49ers D must have pulled out better than I was giving them credit for.
mylady_pamela December 20, 2011 at 1:25pm
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Okay... I will come in. Where is the non-drinker area of the bar?
skroyy December 20, 2011 at 3:31pm
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This way, mylady, and welcome to our fine establishment. You'll be a welcome addition to our already prestigious clientele. My name is skroy, and I'll be your escort for this evening. Here at Mingles Bar and Lounge, we take pride in tending to our ladies every want, need, desire and whim, no matter how small, or seemingly insurmountable the task may be. I will personally be at your beckon call while you enjoy your time here, and remember, special orders don't upset us.
Again, welcome.
Hey Cap, where's Warren? He needs to clean this crap out of the way so Pam can sit down!!!!
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 3:54pm
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Don't fall for it, Pam!! They reel you in with the "hospitality" line, then accuse you of getting your panties in a wad and throwing beer bottles at the patrons!
skroyy December 20, 2011 at 4:27pm
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Now, Miss Jacy, you know I've always taken care of your hairy lopsided legs as best as I can. Had you called upon me when your panties started wadding, I'm sure we could have avoided that catrastrophe as well. Now, how may I serve you this fine evening?
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 4:48pm
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I'm gonna try another Charter 10 and coke tonight. But, let's try a red plastic party cup instead of whiskey glass this time in case I get the notion to toss it in Bo's direction. I would hate to make him cry again.
spart_2 December 20, 2011 at 4:59pm
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If a girl dont wear panties she can't be accused of getting them in a wad. btw what is charter 10?
skroyy December 20, 2011 at 5:06pm
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Actually, that was the best part! And wouldn't you know, we just happen to be out of party cups!! Damn!!!
mylady_pamela December 20, 2011 at 5:46pm
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Wow... I think I hear Jacklyn muttering something to me in the background and possibly something important but... but... but... I am rereading skroyy's welcome and I'm a bit overwhelmed by it... I will have my usual please... water with a slice of lemon (while I read that again!)
mylady_pamela December 20, 2011 at 5:54pm
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I am a most cautious and careful person you know, but is it possible to fall in love at first greeting? lol
shopstar December 20, 2011 at 7:00pm
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Lemon rinds, panties and chia stuff all over the floor.
What in whose name went on in here?
mysticct December 20, 2011 at 8:33pm
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Don't worry Ms. Pamela, I made sure there was a good supply of flax, chia and fennel seeds to go with your lemon and water. Just as long as the bartender doesn't get it mixed up with the sack of wildwood seeds.
mysticct December 20, 2011 at 8:36pm
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You know maybe you should serve miss jaclynlee, several extra empty rocks glasses. The good heavy ones they use for the glennlivit and glennfiddich. Maybe her aim gets better as she drinks. Either way it's will be good entertainment.
TheBoshow December 20, 2011 at 9:29pm
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mystic wants bo to get a head injury
spart_2 December 20, 2011 at 9:31pm
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plastic glasses only for Jaclynlee?
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 9:34pm
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yay! Jacy's lil panties are unwadded!!
good job Jacy!
now lets break glasses!!
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 9:35pm
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plastic cups are good for spitoons
TheBoshow December 20, 2011 at 9:35pm
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maybe we can re create a scene from the Accused with lil jacy
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 10:20pm
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Charter 10 = Old Charter aged 10 years. Pete's drink. He used to drink Charter 7 until I made him upgrade. The 7 is pretty harsh.
I left my panties at home. No knots tonight. Round for everyone.
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 10:23pm
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Anybody hang a real dartboard yet? Let's throw something that keeps everyone on their toes.
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 10:25pm
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woot-woot!i was just going to comment on how smooth they looked now...but... now..ive got a song from mark knopler on my mind.." now everybodys goin Jackie-o" give mine to shop,because he will drink to that
TheBoshow December 20, 2011 at 10:26pm
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knopfler
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 10:33pm
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thats what i said knopfler,dang typo police
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 10:37pm
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I had to youtube that song. I have never heard it!
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 10:44pm
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i used to have the cd...i liked him as singer for dire straits,assumed id like his other stuff as well..but...wasnt near the same
but still..you just made me think of the Jackio part,lol
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 10:49pm
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I kinda like that song...think I will Itune it tonight when I get off my work computer and on my laptop.
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 10:53pm
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I definitely need a change. I've been switching between my bad attitude music and my old twang country music all week. I need a happy medium.
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 10:54pm
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yeah..i think it was about the best one on the cd,the only one i liked i think,but..money for nothin was touhg to beat..and ..im jammin on muddy waters and im a hoochie coochie man,and thank you very much again
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 10:56pm
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my bad attitude music before id go into drunk blackouts on everclear 190 and woke in jails and hospitals was motley crue's "wild side"..it always got me pumped up..but..it wasnt a good thing,lol
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 10:59pm
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and your right...music is a powerful force,to influence and move us in many ways and directions...there is a time for a change...garbage in = garbage out..definitely times for a change,smart girl
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 11:08pm
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Crue - Shout at the Devil....One of my favorite attitude songs. Right now my Bad Day playlist includes a lot of Buckcherry - Whiskey in the Morning and Sunshine are the loudest and best. Disturbed, old Kid Rock - My Oedipus Complex is a good one to scream along with, Zombie, GNR. Manson has some strange sounds I like to play loud. Stuff to make the windows rattle. Then I switch gears and listen to my dad's playlist: Fender, Cline, Hank Sr...The old country greats. So I go from extreme mood to another.
And you are very welcome. Glad you are enjoying them! Maybe I need to pull the Muddy and Etta out tomorrow and switch gears in that direction.
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 11:15pm
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ive never heard any of them,except kid rock,fender cline and hank sr,well and crue of course,lol..i dont feed my fire anymore,i put the fire out as soon as i find it before it burns my house down,lol...maybe you need to find something silly and or uplifting...something with hope...for awhile...have you heard loreena mckinnit? except spelled right
shopstar December 20, 2011 at 11:18pm
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I'LL Drink To That!
#7,#10, 101, 1800......
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 11:22pm
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how about blondie,pat benatar,george thourougood,loreena mckinnit,creedence clearwater revival,pulp fiction soundtrack,and zz top..none of these are morose,or lend to sorrowful reflection...they seem safe that way,blondie is silly and cute,lol
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 11:28pm
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ooh, shop, I have some 1800 in the cabinet. Gold, even. For special occasions.
CCR rules. I have instructed my entire family that Have You Ever Seen the Rain will be played at my funeral.
Blondie - I love her! Who else could sing about a martian eating cars and make a hit out of it? The Tide is High is on my fun playlist. ZZ Top - Seen them in concert twice. Have all of these in my library. If you need more CDs....
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 11:30pm
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Dang it, Shop, see what you have gone and done? Round of Jose Gold 1800 shots with a slice of lime to everyone. Shop gets Adam's, too. Kick the jukebox and play some CCR.
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 11:35pm
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actually i was thinking i should send you a copy of one of mine that consist of only rocking upbeat country ..but dont know where i put my cd's after i moved out of my last truck,they might stil be in nebraska,when i find them ill send you some copies that are suitable,and thank you again,for being generous
adamslt December 20, 2011 at 11:38pm
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well i better get my butt in gear and pack up and hit the road again,gnite all,see you later
jaclynlee December 20, 2011 at 11:40pm
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Sounds good. Nite, All. I'm hitting the sack.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 20, 2011 at 11:42pm
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I vote for the CCR! I wanna be stuck in Lodi again.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 20, 2011 at 11:44pm
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Jacy, I didn't know you were a boxer.
jaclynlee December 21, 2011 at 12:09am
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I moonlight as a kickboxer. Just fir holiday cash. Thought I told y'all?
shopstar December 21, 2011 at 12:15am
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Now that was a "short" nite.
That must have been a power nap!
SKROYY! We have new talent and entertainment!
loveless2012 December 21, 2011 at 12:40am
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cheech and chong christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9unEWSbT-gU&feature=endscreen&NR=1
loveless2012 December 21, 2011 at 1:01am
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Timothy Leary meets Cheech & Chong & Peewee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0T8YtIat7o&feature=related
I GOT THE KEY...key........key Mannnn !
HAHAHAHAHA !
loveless2012 December 21, 2011 at 1:07am
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Wildcats (1986) Ending Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CfnKEYAbyo
FOOTBALL Y'all !
loveless2012 December 21, 2011 at 1:16am
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Goldie Hawn - "Nobody does it like me" (1978)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbIyokLiM3M&feature=related
jaclynlee December 21, 2011 at 7:45am
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Shop, I sleep with one eye open.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 21, 2011 at 12:02pm
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Warren are you playing Goldie Hawn music??
skroyy December 21, 2011 at 12:12pm
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Today, I have exciting news for the patrons of Mingles Bar and Lounge! We have heard you and we have answered! At great expense to the owner(^^^^^), who wanted me to bring the news to you personally, and due to overwhelming demand of our loyal customers, new construction will begin immediately on an over-sized game room! Some of the highlights of the game room will be as follows:
One section for sports fans only with SIX TV's!!
One section for dancing girls of all ethnicity's performing daily from 7pm until closing (Whew!! Am I gonna be exhausted....but what a great sport...hehehehe).
And finally, the best for last! The Bo Show as you've never seen it before! Some of the highlights as follows:
Jacy giving kick box lessons using Bo as the kick box dummy!
On the other side, a regulation dartboard with Bo's nose as the bull's eye!
In the center, a dunking pool with.....yes....you guessed it! Bo as the dunkee! And points will NOT be deducted if you miss the paddle and accidentally hit Bo!
Yes, folks! This is the Bo Show as you've never seen it before or will ever see it again! All of this, and much more, coming soon to Mingles Bar and Lounge, just for you!
We have a lot more space to fill, so please drop your suggestions for more fun and games in the suggestion box, or see the plan coordinator! Thank you, and enjoy your stay!
skroyy December 21, 2011 at 12:14pm
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P.S. I think we all owe Captain a standing ovation for his dedication and devotion to bringing you nothing but the best!! Let's hear it for him!! Speech!! Speech!!
swamper41 December 21, 2011 at 12:26pm
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you'll watch out for my body guard Jaclynlee,she kicks ass...
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 21, 2011 at 2:17pm
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I guess we all know which section I'll be in. I WILL miss the sports, though.
Hey Skroy, your mission tonight is to find a hungarian dancer for the show. You did say all ethnicities, right? Please don't call Zsa Zsa. She'll just get drunk and smack me.
loveless2012 December 21, 2011 at 2:45pm
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Just that one cap ?
The first one was to emphasize FOOTBALL!
Goldie was HOTT !
skroyy December 21, 2011 at 4:11pm
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No prob, Captain! I'm sure I can find plenty of Hungarian Dancers other than Zsa Zsa that would enjoy smacking you around a little! hehehe
And btw, local talent that would like to show off their "assets" are more than welcome to audition as well. Don't be shy. I promise to make it worth your while.
mylady_pamela December 21, 2011 at 5:35pm
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Will there be a non-drinker section - or will that constitute a chair in between the entrance glass doors?
I noted that skroy is a most gracious greeter but not so good at answering my questions!
skroyy December 21, 2011 at 6:18pm
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Mylady, I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry if I've slighted you in any way or made you feel less than the most important and desireable woman to grace the floors of our fine establishment. As you are well aware, it is always my goal cater to your every whim and satisfy you in any way you please, even if that is just to answer a question.
Please try to understand, I cannot attend to all of the ladies simultaneously, since needs vary widely, and I have to perform many different tasks to try and appease the masses.
To answer your question, yes! No expense has been spared on this tri-level game and entertainment addition, and there will be a small, but very comfortable non-drinking section for anyone who chooses to remain dry. Also, and I know this will especially apppeal to you, mylady, we are also having exercise balls shipped in from Canada solely for your convenience and comfort!!
I hope I've answered your question to your satisfaction, and if the need for any other service arises, please do not hesitate to call on me. Of course, I am going to be rather busy tonight with the dancing girl auditions! hehehe
mylady_pamela December 21, 2011 at 7:02pm
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That was not the question I was referring to... but thank you for adding the non-drinker section - please have it stationed close to shopstar... the man doesn't always see clearly and thinks people are falling all around him.
My question, after stating that I am a most cautious and careful person was: is it possible to fall in love by first greeting? lol
shopstar December 21, 2011 at 7:05pm
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I'll Drink To That!
mylady_pamela December 21, 2011 at 7:10pm
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TRUE!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 22, 2011 at 12:48am
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***"the man doesn't always see clearly and thinks people are falling all around him."***
You saying he has the humpty dumpty complex??
mylady_pamela December 22, 2011 at 1:41am
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I like that description! And Shop will drink to that!
shopstar December 22, 2011 at 2:00am
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TRUE!
skroyy December 22, 2011 at 10:26am
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First....."That was not the question I was referring to... but thank you for adding the non-drinker section - please have it stationed close to shopstar... the man doesn't always see clearly and thinks people are falling all around him."
First of all, shop's condition has plagued mankind and all of its technological advancements for years! It is for this reason it is also a main focal point of concern for us here at Mingles Bar and Lounge. It is actually for this very reason, that as we speak, a very specific piece of equipment is being manufactured to very exacting specifications to thwart shop's condition. Hopefully, it will be ready when the addition is complete. More on this to come.
Next....."My question, after stating that I am a most cautious and careful person was: is it possible to fall in love by first greeting? lol"
My deepest apologies for becoming so confused and bewildered around your exquisite beauty, mylady. I will do my utmost to constantly remain focused and address the matter at hand. As for your question, mylady, I cannot answer that which you already know so well.
mylady_pamela December 22, 2011 at 12:30pm
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Good answer... it was a test. lol Tis true that I already know very well the answer... and so do two other men who learned the answer to that question in the past!
adamslt December 22, 2011 at 4:12pm
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wooaoh here she comes,watch out boy she'll chew you up,wooaoh here she comes,shes a maneater..
shopstar December 22, 2011 at 5:13pm
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TRUE!
shopstar December 22, 2011 at 7:27pm
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Go Texans!
traveler55 December 22, 2011 at 10:47pm
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"...and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God Bless Us, Every One!"
A very Happy Christmas to all, and may the New Year treat you better than the old!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 22, 2011 at 11:43pm
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And on that note, drinks are free from now until New Years Eve. COnsider it a thank you gift to the patrons on behalf of management. Skroy may still enforce a cover charge if you're coming into watch one of the shows, but other stuff will be free. For instance, I've purchased several exercise balls. I think its time to put an end to these rumors once and for all. The first one to "have a great fall" has to down two bottles of Soju, and you are not allowed to burn the formaldehyde off the top before drinking it either. How'd ya like them apples? lol
adamslt December 23, 2011 at 2:34am
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well Captain..what a terrible coincidence..because i just happen to be offwork from last night until new years eve wondering what to do with myself,lol
TheBoshow December 23, 2011 at 2:54am
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i already fell off of the bar stool
shopstar December 23, 2011 at 8:35am
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Bring me a round of everything, I need it after last nites game.
Mysticct, please, point my eyes in the right direction when Pam fall off the ball. AGAIN!!
skroyy December 23, 2011 at 10:28am
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Bar stools with seat belts ARE on order.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 23, 2011 at 10:31am
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That's right, and remember its your duty to buckle up. If you don't, you have to do a body shot off one of the dancing girls.
DOn't forget. Click It or Lick It.
shopstar December 23, 2011 at 10:36am
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I'll Drink To That!
mylady_pamela December 23, 2011 at 11:35am
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Traveler, in my world that has freeways and streets filled with Scrooges who are in such a hurry to "buy" the Christmas spirit, I concur that Tiny Tim had insight that others did not have money enough to buy! Merry Christmas to you and may your New Year truly bring you something new!
Now I must head out and spend at least an hour to get a parking spot at the mall - each available spot is like dropping fresh meat into a sea of sharks. But I'm good - I'll turn up Pachelbel Cannon in D or Handel's Messiah to the level that all the world will be drowned out!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 23, 2011 at 11:51am
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***"I'll turn up Pachelbel Cannon in D or Handel's Messiah to the level that all the world will be drowned out!"***
Metallica can do that for you. It does lead to the occasional ticket for "excessive noise" though. The last time a cop gave me a ticket for that I asked him, "what the hell does that even MEAN, exactly?"
He yelled "IT MEANS YOU'RE MAKING WAY TOO MUCH F*CKING NOISE RIGHT HERE!!!"
What ever happened to nice cops? They're kind of like Crips with legal firearms these days. I'm not contributing to the Policeman's fund this year.
mysticct December 23, 2011 at 11:56am
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I would suggest the worlds most obnoxious holiday song at full volume Pam. Dominick the Donkey, give it a listen and you will see why.
mylady_pamela December 23, 2011 at 12:05pm
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The policemen that have crossed my paths come quickly to an understanding in the most polite way (lol). My position is that if they are on some power trip - it is going to tick me off! One officer's ticket was not only thrown out of court but it went straight to the top of arbitration before I felt his apology was acceptable. I don't break the laws and so for the love of life - in Canada, they will hear from me if they tick me off!
May I please get a ticket today for playing Christmas songs too loud! ROFL - We would have lots of fun with that!
loveless2012 December 23, 2011 at 12:07pm
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Hi Cap,Everyone !
So...
Got any Egg Nog in here Cap ?
Rounds for the house if there is !
And hold the alcohol in M'ladys of course
{I'll have a double shot of rum in mine please ?}
hehehe ....shhhhhh !
mylady_pamela December 23, 2011 at 12:08pm
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LOL mysticct - I admit I do not have that on my iPOD but it will be downloaded today.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 23, 2011 at 7:47pm
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M'lady something tells me the cops in Canada aren't quite as ummm....aggressive as they are here. If you get them a piece of your mind here, the aftereffects end up on the six o'clock news, and results in you having to place two phone calls. One to your lawyer, and one to your dentist.
Spiked egg nog all around! By the way, it there are any members of our fine law establishment here on the premises undercover, Warren told me to say that. He's the one over there at the end of the bar with the indian headdress and the spurs on. (He gets a little confused when we have the egg nog).
TheBoshow December 23, 2011 at 8:08pm
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i will sit next to loveless at the bar...i am wearing my holiday diaper and fur vest
loveless2012 December 23, 2011 at 8:08pm
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WHAT you never seen a Cowboy Indian before ?
IT can get confusing but on the bright side
I never had to worry about having someone to play with ?
Hell i got in to it one time so bad i shot myself with an arrow
And gave my self a concussion from being pistol whipped at the same time !
I think it was the Lone Rangers fault for having Tonto
And Daniel Boone for having Mingo
And don't forget about that Owen Wilson for having that Indian guy
Jackie Chan for a sidekick too !
{China man my ass !}
OH and before anybody tries it
Don;t even THINK about cracking no "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" jokes !
Chuckle...
loveless2012 December 23, 2011 at 8:56pm
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Sigh ....I would tell you about the time that i was a Shaolin Monk Cap
.......But then we would have to endure Little Jayden Smith trying to play the part ?
hehehehe
{Just playing kid....You did good}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEtKj6keoYU
shopstar December 23, 2011 at 9:27pm
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Pamala,
In Marin County, California, a woman called for an ambulance after her husband fell in thier home. But he said he was OK and declined a ride to the hospital. Sheriff's deputies ordered him to go anyway, and when he refused, they Tasered him.
You have policemen and we have.......
loveless2012 December 23, 2011 at 9:52pm
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Grasshopper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGblsNXkJog
spart_2 December 23, 2011 at 9:52pm
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Something a bit more light hearted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmb8bcJPTFM&feature=related
spart_2 December 23, 2011 at 10:08pm
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I may be a sick puppy, but this one cracked me up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApNedgj3HBs&feature=related
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 24, 2011 at 4:59pm
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BLUE DUCK HAS GOT LAURIE!!!
I'm sorry Warren you'll have to watch the bar for a few...I have to see if Gus and Woodrow need any help tracking him down! You know he has a habit of cutting a small hole in a woman's stomach, pulling some of the guts out and tying them to a limb so he can sit back and watch to see what the coyotes are eating at night. He's a sick bastard, we have to get him!!!
spart_2 December 24, 2011 at 5:15pm
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funny you should mention "Lonesome Dove". We just got out the old the VCR copy to watch in the upcoming days. Blue Duck just doesn't sound like a name an Indian would give his kid.
spart_2 December 24, 2011 at 5:22pm
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Lions are spanking SD 24-0 halftime score.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 24, 2011 at 5:57pm
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Wow, I didn't even know they were playing today! I've been on Lonesome Dove for the past five hours...one of my faves.
shopstar December 24, 2011 at 6:09pm
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After the Lions hold on today and then I think they will beat GB next week.
Good year for Detroit!
shopstar December 24, 2011 at 7:08pm
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Dallas waits till next week.
shopstar December 24, 2011 at 7:12pm
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Dallas must win next week in the Meadowlands against the Giants to make the playoffs.
"Big Bad" Dog Killer goes home for another off season. Good riddence!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 24, 2011 at 7:18pm
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If the cowboys want Garrett to remain their coach I think they'll win handily. They're a much better team than they've showed this year.
adamslt December 24, 2011 at 7:52pm
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doggone it im starving! anyhting to eat in here?? i missed the potluck today
cmon..food..food..please
skroyy December 24, 2011 at 7:57pm
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How bout some hoochie koochie girls that need a lil love and attention?
adamslt December 24, 2011 at 8:02pm
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hmnnn..well..doggone..its sad i know..but id really rather have a womans cooked food than her sex anymore..isnt that terrible?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 24, 2011 at 8:10pm
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Adam, I hear tell the three-toed Ukranian hooker is one hell of a cook. That's what mystict told me anyway. Want me to introduce you. Skroy, have her hop on over here, would ya?
skroyy December 24, 2011 at 8:13pm
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Bring the stretcher in! Call the Paremedics! IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE???!!
Ok, let's compromise. How about food ON one of the ladies? hehehe
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 24, 2011 at 8:16pm
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Might go well with the body shots...ok, lets see...we could offer some navel oranges, leg of Pam, baby back ribs with toe jam, and a plethora of finger food to start...how about some suggestions?
TheBoshow December 24, 2011 at 8:42pm
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not much hope for the cowboys next week...sad face
this was a weird year...they could easily be 5-10 if wash and miami could kick field goals
sad year...they are still a bunch of overrated underachievers
with that said
happy santa to Capt Corelli, Shopstar, Ms Pam, skroyy (the best bar tender west of the Mississipi...adam ..loveless...sparticus...mystic..jacy...and the rest....even you Cristobalito
may 2012 be great for all of you
drinks are on me
adamslt December 24, 2011 at 8:46pm
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dang...food is scarce,women are plentiful,i want food,after awhile of not eating dont have the strenght for women anyway,lol..no id rather have good food than a woman ....and if 3 toes can cook,shes my kinda girl tonite,as long as i dont have to touch her
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 24, 2011 at 9:02pm
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That's a good move, Adam. She's alright, you just have to work a little harder when you play footsies with her under the table, that's all.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 24, 2011 at 9:06pm
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She really gets the mileage out of the groceries too. In fact, the last couple of times she made this scrumptious vienna sausages there was one more than the can was even supposed to have IN it, lol.
Hey...wait a minute...
adamslt December 24, 2011 at 9:08pm
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lol,i dont wanna play footsies..i just want the food,seems like half the time thats all i ever wanted anyway was the food..then ended up with a woman when id start eating their food,when id only planned on eating..dang..food can get you in trouble..make you end up with a girlfriend or lover when you just wanted a meal
adamslt December 24, 2011 at 9:11pm
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omgoodness..ok..i better not eat her cooking then...alright..no women,no womans cooking
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 24, 2011 at 9:18pm
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I always thought she put a lot of herself into her cooking, but I had no idea...
Ok anyway, stay away from her meals, and stay away from the last stall in the head. The duct tape only lasts so long, and if someone is really excited we've found out it isn't made by Samsonite. Bo's buying, so what'll you have?
adamslt December 24, 2011 at 9:27pm
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ill have the unspiked eggnog,and..guess there oughta be some peanuts or pretzels with mustard around here to live on huh? we need to add a grill to this place
adamslt December 24, 2011 at 9:34pm
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and thanks Bo,merry Christmas to you too
tck_beachburn December 24, 2011 at 10:03pm
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
jaclynlee December 24, 2011 at 10:18pm
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Just dropping in for a minute before Santa gets here....Bo, sorry for the Cowboys. Captain, cheers to the Lions.
Merry Christmas to all of you!
mysticct December 24, 2011 at 10:23pm
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Adam, there is always the pickled eggs and pickled penrose sausage in the jars on the bar. Careful with the sausage though. Don't eat the one with the vein through the middle.
shopstar December 24, 2011 at 11:19pm
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Santa better come in here last on his tour tonite.
I have a feeling he'll be late for the rest if he makes the mistake of coming here sooner.
This place rocks!
TheBoshow December 24, 2011 at 11:22pm
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a gift for the jukebox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Q9Bj1PlPQ&feature=related
shopstar December 24, 2011 at 11:24pm
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Take the Cowboys next week Bo.
They'll win just to prolong our agony in the playoffs.
I think it's ironic they probably will not have another game in Jerry's House this season. Would like to see them make several playoff games just for that reason alone. All on the road.
adamslt December 25, 2011 at 12:25am
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heres another one for the jukebox,was trying to get away from all the dang christmas music,so finally gave up on country stations,and found this song tonight ive always loved by tom petty,..mary janes last dance-
She grew up in an Indiana town
Had a good-lookin' mama who never was around
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Indiana boys on them Indiana nights
Well, she moved down here at the age of eighteen
She blew the boys away, was more than they'd seen
I was introduced and we both started groovin'
I said, "I dig you baby, but I got to keep movin' on"
Keep movin' on
Last dance with Mary Jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in
And I'm tired of this town again
Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town
Oh, my my, oh, hell yes
Honey, put on that party dress
Buy me a drink, sing me a song
Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long
Last dance with Mary Jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in
And I'm tired of this town again
There's pigeons down on Market Square
She's standin' in her underwear
Lookin' down from a hotel room
The nightfall will be comin' soon
Oh, my my, oh, hell yes
You got to put on that party dress
It was too cold to cry when I woke up alone
I hit my last number and walked to the road
Last dance with Mary Jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in
And I'm tired of this town again
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 25, 2011 at 11:05am
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Always loved that song.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good drink!
(Hell, even I'll drink to that!)
mysticct December 25, 2011 at 11:08am
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What's not to like about Tom Petty and the heart breakers?
Should you ever see the documentary Running down a dream, on watch it.
I will drink to that too.
adamslt December 25, 2011 at 11:53am
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looove running down a dream,song i can relate to too,good motivational song...right now im taking breaks from wrapping daughters gifts to get up and bee-bop to "my babe" by columbus short,hoochiecoochie man- jeffery wright,and no paticular place to go and nadine,can be in a sour dreary mood,but those tracks come on and its slide around on the slick wood floor time
shopstar December 25, 2011 at 1:13pm
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I will too, you really have to say it with meaning!
I'll Drink To That!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 25, 2011 at 5:21pm
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I'll drink to THAT too!
spart_2 December 25, 2011 at 7:24pm
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Lions are in the playoffs. I know you knew that , but don't it look cool?
skroyy December 26, 2011 at 11:41am
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I didn't know that!!
Let's ALL drink to that!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 26, 2011 at 1:04pm
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Hear hear!
skroyy December 26, 2011 at 4:12pm
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There, there!!
skroyy December 26, 2011 at 4:13pm
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Here, There and Everywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2nDiHMrHqo
skroyy December 26, 2011 at 4:15pm
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Let's all get some serious elbow bendin' done here!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 26, 2011 at 4:17pm
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Moving day is fast approaching...free beer for any volunteers that want to help out! We're like the Jeffersons, we're moving on up! Only about five miles away, but its like moving from Oceanside to La Jolla. Well maybe not that drastic, but its close! lol
I'll drink to THAT!!
skroyy December 26, 2011 at 4:34pm
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Congrats on the move Capt. Sounds great!!
Can we get drunk now and help later? hehehe
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 26, 2011 at 4:38pm
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Absolutely, I like to put things off as long as possible, hehe.
WHo ordered the Wild Turkey??
shopstar December 26, 2011 at 4:53pm
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I'll Drink to That!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 26, 2011 at 5:10pm
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In keeping with established policies and procedures concerning businesses and the community which supports them, I am hereby making it known that, in an effort to reach out to the community and foster wellness and good will, we will hosting AA meetings right here in the Mingles Bar & Lounge every Tuesday night from 10-12AM. We hope you will find all the amenities and accomodations proper and in keeping with local regulations. Thank you.
Oh, and by the way...there will be a two drink minimum.
francopen December 26, 2011 at 5:41pm
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dos tequilla pues
TheBoshow December 26, 2011 at 9:03pm
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meetings in the morning?...bad idea...most people are too drunk to drive
when is the sexaholics meeting??
dung__beetle December 26, 2011 at 9:13pm
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12AM is used in practice as the designation for midnight.
TheBoshow December 26, 2011 at 9:38pm
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I need a pamphlet
the last time i was fooled when i went to "living with a big penis" support group.
The only person there was TCK and he had a camera...he kept saying "release the Kracken"...whatever that means
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 27, 2011 at 12:20pm
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Glory Glory Hallelujah!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Lions-set-to-see-postseason-Nirvana-for-the-firs?urn=nfl-wp14697
Drinks all around!
shopstar December 27, 2011 at 4:10pm
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I'll Drink to That!
Lions and Saints are the two hottest peaking teams right now.
skroyy December 27, 2011 at 5:19pm
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Another first for Mingles Bar and Lounge!
Get slopped up, fall on the floor and be picked up for rehab! lol
shopstar December 27, 2011 at 7:12pm
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Mingles Bar & Lounge has it all. All in one thread.
Thats why it's on its (record) 8th filled to capacity addition in such a short period. Everbody comes in here.
I love this place. Big thanks to the Capt. and all his employees.
Wishing you all a great New year.
spart_2 December 27, 2011 at 7:13pm
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Who's been feeding tequila shooters to the designated driver?
skroyy December 27, 2011 at 8:16pm
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Opppsss
TheBoshow December 27, 2011 at 8:30pm
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Capt has promised to let me audition for open mic comedy night next year!!!
spart_2 December 27, 2011 at 10:03pm
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That's the night I fold my laundry.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 28, 2011 at 12:15am
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Thanks Shop, Happy New Year to you too, and all the rest of the Cheers gang...playoffs are coming, another holiday around the corner, and plenty of beer...can't beat those odds!
Comedy night huh? That's not a bad idea...hmmm....
francopen December 28, 2011 at 11:54am
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Quien dijo tequila?
skroyy December 28, 2011 at 5:00pm
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I'm on it, Captain!
mylady_pamela December 28, 2011 at 5:29pm
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I think Comedy Night should include all time favorite funny quotes and great TV one-liners, etc.
skroyy December 28, 2011 at 6:00pm
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Ok, keep the ideas coming! That's what we like here!
Mylady, you can be MC for the funny quotes and one-liners of the show! And be sure to bring your ball! hehehe
dung__beetle December 28, 2011 at 6:36pm
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meltdown has commenced
dddd19672 December 28, 2011 at 6:40pm
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meltdown?
francopen December 28, 2011 at 6:46pm
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melt some cheese for these nachos man.
mysticct December 28, 2011 at 8:17pm
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Gong show style comedy night? exCept we get to throw full wine bottles instead of bang the gong.
TheBoshow December 28, 2011 at 8:19pm
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Captian
when you order bar supplies....dont forget the chicken wire
spart_2 December 28, 2011 at 10:06pm
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bang the gong! Should bang the Ukrainian waitress'.
shopstar December 29, 2011 at 2:25pm
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Did someone say Bong?
I'll Drink To That!
shopstar December 29, 2011 at 4:35pm
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We can put the designated driver in the rehab, should be fine by closing time.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 29, 2011 at 9:30pm
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Hey, careful with the Ukranian hooker. You piss her off and you may end up eating Penrose Suasages for a month. You think her finger food is bad, wait until you taste her toe foood.
Chicken wire is here, plenty of wine bottles to spare (old cooking wine that nobody likes anyway), and the guy on guitar is blind. Am I missing anything?
dung__beetle December 29, 2011 at 9:41pm
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?
loveless2012 December 30, 2011 at 1:36pm
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Might want to fix that hole in the bathroom wall again Cap
Some weirdo kept sticking their tongue through the hole and making strange sounds
Got REALLY annoying so i wiped my ass and crammed the paper in the hole
...Along with the tongue
I think they are stuck in there ?
hehehe
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 30, 2011 at 1:43pm
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That explains the guy on the end stool who has been talking sh*t since this morning.
loveless2012 December 30, 2011 at 1:53pm
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Was he wearing stilettos and a half shirt ?
{chuckle}
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 30, 2011 at 1:56pm
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Why YES, he was!
And he had this sh*t eating grin on his face...
loveless2012 December 30, 2011 at 2:25pm
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Looks like you might have to ban Tck from the bar huh ?
{{{}}}
traveler55 December 30, 2011 at 3:16pm
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I just want to say, it's really unfair of y'all to engage tck in battles of wits, when everyone knows he's a half-wit.
loveless2012 December 30, 2011 at 3:18pm
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Hi Traveler !
Buy you a beer ?
traveler55 December 30, 2011 at 3:29pm
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Better pass, loveless, but thanks just the same. I'm dizzy enough today, thanks to a head injury. Who put that stupid wall there, anyway?
traveler55 December 30, 2011 at 3:30pm
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I just thought I'd mosey on in, wish everybody a Happy New Year, and then be on my way. So Happy New Year, y'all!
loveless2012 December 30, 2011 at 3:33pm
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Oh man Traveler you ok ?
how about an egg nog hold the alcohol ?
Good stuff...
Need a couple aspirin ?
loveless2012 December 30, 2011 at 3:36pm
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Happy New Year to You as well !
Hope good things will be coming our way
traveler55 December 30, 2011 at 3:38pm
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Thanks for your concern, loveless, but I'll be fine. And the doc gave me some pills that flat beat aspirin any day. And if I don't take them all, I can sell them on the street. That's a joke, I say joke, son. Why ain't ya laughing, boy? <---<<Foghorn Leghorn impression
traveler55 December 30, 2011 at 3:39pm
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I'm getting silly, and I haven't even had a drink. I'd best get out of here! Ciao, y'all!
loveless2012 December 30, 2011 at 3:41pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Now THAT was funny !
shopstar December 30, 2011 at 5:05pm
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" I Say, I Say, Now Look here Son"
What color are they and how much? hehe
"I am not, Repeat! I am not a Chicken"
shopstar December 30, 2011 at 10:17pm
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Lingerie Football right now! MTV2
Seattle vs Los Angeles
Someone please change the channel.
honesty7 December 30, 2011 at 10:40pm
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We lived in the middle of three dry counties and had to go to Palistine Tx, (35miles) for the nearest bar. We took the long scenic route.
Funny shopstar..I never heard of a dry county untill i moved to Arkansas..I went to the local Walfart and asked where the wine was..They said this is a dry county..I said a what?!!!
Its a dry county miss..So where can i buy some wine? you have to go to Missouri..I'm like I have to go to another State to get one bottle of wine?..yes miss..Not relizing i was closer to Missouri then that dam walfart..Another reason to not shop at Walfart..All the Safeway stores in Virginia sold it and all the Giant Eagles in Ohio sold it..Ah what the feck..Feck Walfart and Arkansas..lol..Happy New year all!!!!
jaclynlee December 30, 2011 at 11:13pm
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I live in a dry county also. Only dry for hard liquor. We can buy beer all day. It's 25 miles to the nearest liquor store. But only 5 to the local bootlegger. And depending on the occaision or what I'm cooking for supper, he will make house deliveries for free.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 30, 2011 at 11:39pm
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I say, I say, Look here Son, cook me up some of them there cat paws and I'll deliver the liquor for free, I will, I will.
dddd19672 December 31, 2011 at 8:42am
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Good that you invested in that still Honesty.
wpangel2 December 31, 2011 at 8:53am
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Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old lang syne ?
CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
And surely youll buy your pint cup !
and surely Ill buy mine !
And we'll take a cup o kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
CHORUS
We two have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine ;
But weve wandered many a weary foot,
since auld lang syne.
CHORUS
We two have paddled in the stream,
from morning sun till dine ;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang syne.
CHORUS
And theres a hand my trusty friend !
And give us a hand o thine !
And well take a right good-will draught,
for auld lang syne.
CHORUS
Repeat
Happy New Year everyone. . . have a safe and happy New Year!!
shopstar December 31, 2011 at 1:20pm
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No one has started a New Years Resolution thread yet. So I'll say mine here.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT!!!
Happy New Year to you too Angel!
shopstar December 31, 2011 at 1:40pm
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So was anyone here wasting time watching shirtless dudes play in a ring last nite while Lingerie Football was on?
I watched the whole game and can't tell you who won except those lucky enough to see it.
Were they even keeping score?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 31, 2011 at 1:43pm
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Lingerie Football? How did I miss out on this???
Nobody confides in bartenders anymore. Warren...pass me those darts!
JoeFriday33 December 31, 2011 at 3:05pm
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Got anything that will take the edge off, yet leave me in full control of my senses so the bad guys don't get the drop on me?
I've got some copper cufflinks to confiscate. Happy New Year.
mysticct December 31, 2011 at 4:34pm
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You haven't been watching Lingere football for the entire season capn? Damn you have missed out. I say we take up a collection for next season for the LFL season ticket so we don't miss any games. :P There have even been a few controversial uniform malfunctions....
Happy Newd Year All.
Ok I am partying tonight, 2 Michelob lagers please, ice cold. Get Joe a double Glennfiddich over ice.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 31, 2011 at 4:45pm
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Wardrobe malfunctions are one of the perks in life!
*slides a couple Michelob lagers over to mystic, and a Glenfiddich to smokin' Joe. Don't you two be bothered by the guy over at the end who is all sh*tfaced...he had a little run in with Warren in the john.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 31, 2011 at 5:51pm
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How about a salute to BEER! (Helping ugly people have sex since 1869)
skroyy December 31, 2011 at 7:14pm
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SAAAAAAAAAALUTE!!
Ok, the girls are doing a special lingerie show tonight, guys, but a couple of them started celebrating early with some ooooollllllllld rock n rye and are getting out of hand. We may have to assist Joe in cuffing them and restoring order again before all hell breaks lose. Put on your "protective" gear, guys, and let's go in....even though we may be putting our own lives at risk!! And don't forget the fire hose - this may get nasty!! Ready???
JoeFriday33 December 31, 2011 at 7:36pm
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It may be nasty, but someone's got to do it. That someone may as well be me. I get paid to do this sort of thing you know. I'm a cop. I carry a badge. The name's Friday. Joe Friday. If these ladies then by God I'm going to just have to jump up on my white horse and saddle up. I won't forget the fire hose. I'm packing heat. That's a fact, sir.
JoeFriday33 December 31, 2011 at 7:38pm
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^ that was supposed to say if these ladies need help.......
Damned Glenfiddich anyway. Who ordered this crap?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 31, 2011 at 8:09pm
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That was Mystic!
Hey, I think I saw the fire hose, but it appears to be stuck in the hole in the bathroom stall. Someone is going to have to go fetch it. Warren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skroyy December 31, 2011 at 8:41pm
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Ummmmm....Cap? Joe? Guys? ermmmmm....I think it may be taking just a liiiiiiiitle too long to get these gals under control. Ummmmm.....having more trouble than anticipated? Guys? Hello? ANYBODY!!! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?? Hey!!! I just saw Warren doing a belly-slide across the floor into the Ladies Room! What the hell are you guys doing?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)December 31, 2011 at 9:52pm
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I think its just a big misunderstanding. Warren noticed the leaky hose and attempted to pull a reach around and turn the water off. I don't think this guy was a fireman at all.
spart_2 December 31, 2011 at 9:57pm
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Hey somebody call the Chinese place and have them bring over a double pupu platter, and a couple of bones to torch.
shopstar December 31, 2011 at 10:54pm
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Did some one mention "Torch the Bone?"
Willie? MsEmily?
ms_skyblue December 31, 2011 at 11:43pm
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Happy New Year to mingles bar and lounge.
Dont drink too much here ....tomorrow you will get hangover ...then headache!!
Enjoy the celebration ... !!!!
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
Happy New Year to all woot woot woot bing bang boom!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 10:41am
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That's the last I torch a bone on New Year's Even...when the ball was falling I was trying to catch it, and wondering what happened to poor Pamela. Happy New Year to you too, Ms Sky, and all the rest. Anybody got any vicodin?
spart_2 January 1, 2012 at 10:47am
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Too much Kickapoo Joy Juice for me last night.
mr_white_2011 January 1, 2012 at 11:08am
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Vegas has the Lions as favorites today by 2.5 pts.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 11:30am
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^ they were drinking in Vegas last night TOO! haha...I'm hoping the lions can pull it off, but it is in Green Bay. If the Lions DO manage to do it, they will actually get a HOME game in the first round. Wow!
More kickappoo joy juice for spart...gotta get ready for this game!
mr_white_2011 January 1, 2012 at 1:03pm
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Aaron Rodgers will not play today along with others. A win for the Packers gives them nothing as far as playoff seeding. The Lions however are going for the 5th seed which will send them to NY or Dallas in place of New Orleans.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 2:12pm
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Stafford to Calvin Johnson....TOUCHDOWN LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jaclynlee January 1, 2012 at 3:15pm
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All of the games so far are within one play of going either way.....except for the Saints! What a blowout!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 3:27pm
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Stafford to Titus Young.....TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 3:46pm
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Stafford to Kevin Smith.....TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 3:46pm
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Stafford to Sheffield.....2 PT CONVERSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 3:55pm
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Flynn sacked by........wait for it......
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NDAMUKONG SUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 4:29pm
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Stafford to Scheffler......TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
francopen January 1, 2012 at 4:31pm
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That QB is a surgeon.
shopstar January 1, 2012 at 4:41pm
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...Crowd noises....arms waving..... run outside.....around the house..... back in the house....crowd noises....arm...
spart_2 January 1, 2012 at 4:54pm
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Advice to the Lions and Packers. Draft some player that can tackle.
H_W January 1, 2012 at 5:22pm
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Advice to any NFL football team.
Matt Flynn is coming up in free agency.
6, I say son; SIX TOUCHDOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *l*
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 5:33pm
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Maybe Aaron Rodgers isn't Superman after all...I think Charlie Batch could be a star quarterback on the Packers. One concern though, if Matthew Stafford could put up the numbers he did today, what is the Pack gonna do when Drew Brees comes into town?? I know Clay Matthews didn't play, but geez...An inch higher on that last throw and the Pack loses a game in which their quarterback broke an all time record.
spart_2 January 1, 2012 at 5:43pm
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Excuse me capt , but doesn't NO need to get by the Lions before coming to GB?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 5:47pm
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Valid point spart!
(Please tell me Louis Delmas is coming back next week)
H_W January 1, 2012 at 5:54pm
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"I know Clay Matthews didn't play,"
No Matthews, didn't play; along with a host of other "key" players, including Charles Woodson.
No idea what will happen when Drew Brees "might" come to town, but he's a class act and difficult not to wish him success.
Besides, the Saints do not have "NDAMUKONG SUH", which is another reason to like the team. *l*
Cristobalito January 1, 2012 at 7:16pm
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... and KC brings Tim Tebow to his knees.
( OH my!! )
H_W January 1, 2012 at 7:35pm
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Great Googley Moogley!
I have been remiss in not wishing my favourite barkeep, cathouse owner and all Mingles Bar patrons, a.........
Happy and Prosperous New Year!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 1, 2012 at 7:57pm
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This rounds on whoever had Matt Flynn in this weeks Fantasy Football League.
(You owe us THAT much)
A Happy New Year to our fine feathered friends from the Great White North, eh?
Say...anyone heard from Loveless? Last I heard he was seen sliding into the women's room on his belly. This doesn't look good.
bearnuts January 1, 2012 at 8:02pm
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good evening all and Happy 1st
spart_2 January 1, 2012 at 8:55pm
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Thanks Bearnuts. You must be a happy packer camper?
spart_2 January 2, 2012 at 1:04pm
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There was at least on good tackle made by the packers at Lambeau yesterday.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/green-bay-packers-linebacker-brad-jones-tackles-fan-at-lambeau-field-010112
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 1:13pm
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lol...Bucs and Rams both lost their coaches today.
shopstar January 2, 2012 at 2:13pm
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Lions and Saints! Good matchup!
...order more chickenwire Skroyy... remove all glass containers.....
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 2:59pm
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Everyone remember to clear a path to the door if the Lions score a touchdown. I'll need to "step out for a minute"...and if the Saints score one, you might not want to be within earshot of Jacy. It could get quite loud. I can see her coming up to people with the head bob going and saying, uh huh, uh huh!
francopen January 2, 2012 at 4:15pm
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Give me a dos XX, I'm swearing off Cuervo after that New Year party
spart_2 January 2, 2012 at 5:32pm
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MSU Spartans down 16-0 at the half come back to beat U Georgia 33-30 in the outback bowl in Tampa.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 6:10pm
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Go Spartans! dos XX for franco and a Jose Cuervo special 1/2 pint...hair of the dog, don'tha know.
I'm worried about the media hype getting to the Lions in the Super Bowl. Think they'll handle it ok??
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 6:15pm
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And before you say anything HW, I'm on painkillers tonight, so a little leeway huh? A fella can dream.
spart_2 January 2, 2012 at 6:26pm
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Pats and Lions are my teams. I hate to say this but I don't see the Pats winning the SB nor the Packers. both have D's that suck. I like the Saints to take it all. Lions a dark horse. Stafford is in a zone right now. Lions need help on D though lol.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 6:37pm
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Stafford is seriously amazing...even when he throws a pick, when you see the replay you can see where a receiver got hung up, or didn't make a turn when he was supposed to. They were talking about "throwing a receiver open" in the game the other day, and I think he does it as well as anybody. But you're right...the Lions need some serious help in the defensive backfield if they want to have a chance against guys like Brees and Rodgers. Maybe we should talk Lem Barney into coming out of retirement, and get Dre Bly and Benny Blades back.
Course it doesn't hurt if you have a guy (Calvin Johnson) who can leap over the goalposts to make a catch if he has to, lol.
H_W January 2, 2012 at 6:41pm
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Calvin Johnson is an amazing receiver.
He should be a Packer. *l*
dddd19672 January 2, 2012 at 6:45pm
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He's not
H_W January 2, 2012 at 6:53pm
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???
He's not an amazing receiver, or he's not a Packer?
ms_skyblue January 2, 2012 at 6:54pm
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The top guys here are very busy here in mingles bar and lounge ...very famous thread nice conversation
The place where the Guys wants to enjoy conversation and relax only here in Mingles bar and lounge.
Capt. good thread
I enjoy reading your conversation here.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 7:32pm
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Ms Sky SIghting!
Oh there's usually ladies here too, Ms Sky...Skroy has done something with them though, there was some sort of trouble last night and it sounds like he had his hands full...we're still waiting to see what happened. I think poor Skroy has been barnapped...rumor has it it was a union thing!
ms_skyblue January 2, 2012 at 8:14pm
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Skroyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!where are you? You are wanted here
Yap I read some and you had special guest top ladies here in your bar and lounge
Your thread is awesome ... Unique .. well we have bar and lounge in mingles and we have DJ Warren here. So what are we looking for ... Lets enjoy your place here
Trouble? Its always happening everywhere .. Well P E A C E to everyone .. Now is 2012!!! Enjoy life because life is short..
Btw is there a bo show on mingles bar and lounge ; What is bo show here? I'm curiousssss! coz I saw him in your bar and lounge? If ever there is can I watch?
mysticct January 2, 2012 at 8:35pm
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we keep bo around so miss jaclyn has someone to throw bottles at when she gets irritated at the saints.
jaclynlee January 2, 2012 at 8:42pm
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Lucky for him the Saints have been awesome so far. The Lions shall be tamed this weekend!
jaclynlee January 2, 2012 at 8:45pm
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is this a reservation kinda establishment or is it first come? I would like to hold a barstool away from the path to the door on Saturday please. Just in case Detroit scores one and Captain comes tearing through with his arms in the air.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 9:01pm
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LOL
TheBoshow January 2, 2012 at 9:04pm
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nice try...but I now enter the bar wearing a Lions football helmet
bottles hurt
ms_skyblue January 2, 2012 at 9:13pm
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Hey Jaclyn and bo lol.. Your show scare me... ha ha ha..
btw miss you jaclyn..!!
Bo take care
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 9:14pm
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Each touchdown that the Saints score, the price of beer goes up by $1.75 per bottle. (We'll see just how allegiant Ms Jacy really is, lol)
dddd19672 January 2, 2012 at 9:30pm
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Saints are a good team. They should not be to smug about the Lions though.
TheBoshow January 2, 2012 at 9:42pm
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I would be ok with the Lions winning..God knows Detriot needs it...the Lions have sucked forever...and maddox is a Dallas boy
and I hate the city of New Orleans
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 2, 2012 at 9:46pm
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That settles it...Bo gets one of the chicken-wire protected stools!
jaclynlee January 2, 2012 at 9:56pm
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Hi MsSky! you have been missed here...hope you are doing well!
Captain, I will wear my tall shitkickers to the bar on game day....tall enough to wade through the BS AND hide a flask or two. Or one flask and one set of wire cutters. And WHO and DAT will be branded into the leather.
TheBoshow January 2, 2012 at 10:06pm
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I may need a protection detail...does the Bar sell riot gear??
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 3, 2012 at 12:29am
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...and each time they close in on Drew Brees' face after he rolls over and looks up after a sack, I'm gonna shout...
DAT DHAMUKONG!!!
spart_2 January 3, 2012 at 6:36am
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H_W, regarding your prize comment in the football thread. Take you packers jersey and put it in it's rightful place, your outhouse wall. You'll finally have something to wipe your ass with. Clean you mouth as well would you? It needs it.
H_W January 3, 2012 at 9:14am
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Holy Moley, Spart. My apologies.
I had no idea my response to Mysticct's request for a prize in the Football thread would be taken so seriously.
It was not intended to belittle the fine Football pool thread that he maintains, or you for winning it.
Just a bit a light hearted lampooning.
Given that you participate in football "trash-talk", I mistakenly thought you would find it humorous.
Obviously, I was wrong. May I buy you a drink?
shopstar January 3, 2012 at 10:28am
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I take it a Jerry Jones jersey and a Jerry's House 2011 game 1 parking permit(payment due) would be out of the question?
...ducks as bottle's come across room, from two directions.....hehe
jaclynlee January 3, 2012 at 11:41am
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I foresee some ribbing and jab taking at the next big screen event. Can't wait!
Since Oakland didn't make the cut, there should be lots of riot gear, slightly scarred and used, listed on Ebay. I, however, never give up on my teams. So I will be packing mine away for next year along with my Raiders "I WILL cut you, biotch" shiv.
Besides, I still have my NFC team that will be going all the way! Looks like it is time to trade in my Shockey jersey for a Graham. Or Pierre, or Colston...Or Meacham. Or maybe I will get one for each week they roll over an opponent to get to the Bowl. I don't think the one Brees tee I have will take that much wear and tear. Especially in a bar full of flying beer bottles and chicken wire.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 3, 2012 at 11:59am
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Ladies and Gentlemen it is not a time for hating the Packers or the Cowboys. That will be reserved for the coming weeks. No no, it is a time for hating the Saints. The Saints are evil. The Saints must be crushed. They must be tackled and sacked and clipped and chop blocked until they can stand no longer and they whimper in their sleep, "Who had Dhamukong?"...We must not be merciful, and we must stay strong and stay the course. The Saints may come marching in this weekend, sure enough...but they must go limping out. I'm sorry, but that is just the way it is. SOme things are preordained.
skroyy January 3, 2012 at 7:13pm
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To whom it may concern: I was taken captive and got trapped somewhere between here and there in the basement after the New Year's Eve fiasco with the ladies! To make a long story short, the ladies threatened to buy their lingerie at Wal-mart from now on if they couldn't join the Dancing and Entertainment Union and give special bi-monthly shows to Obama in the basement of Mingles Bar and Lounge!! Doesn't ANYONE ever look and see what goes on in the basement around here!!??
Fortunately, for me, Joe Friday was on the scene and noticed something was amiss after the hosing the girls took. The wet lingerie was kinda cool, but it sure stirred up a hornet's nest! I was trapped and at their mercy in the basement until Joe tracked me down and used his superior interrogation skills....along with his "manipulative tools".....all mixed with just a bit of savvy like only Joe can do! Man, I tell ya, that guy likes his job!! Sometimes a bit too much I think, but as Carly Simon said so well, "Nobody Does it Better." It's a damn good thing he's on our side!
Anyway, that's the short version, and after three days of torture that no man should have to try and endure, everything has been resolved......more or less. Hey!! We had to make SOME concessions to keep the ladies happy! You have no idea how very persuasive these ladies can be when they want something!
Captain, if you want me to continue on this assignment I need insurance! And guys, can we check the basement once in a while?? Now, let's get back to the business at hand. Ms Sky, please allow me to escort you around our fine establishment, showing you all that we have to offer, and maybe interest you in making a "special contribution" while you're here. hehehehe
francopen January 3, 2012 at 10:40pm
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Gringos locos
jaclynlee January 3, 2012 at 10:49pm
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I am thinking that Suh What won't get a chance to stomp on Brees. And even if Drew gets knocked down once or twice, it will be after he lets go of the ball and his eyes won't be looking up...they ALWAYS follow the ball.. I'm not sure ya'll are getting this yet, but BREES is the MAN. The Saints WIlL come marching in and they will march right over the Lions. All of them. Including Dumbasskong.
shopstar January 3, 2012 at 10:54pm
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I think I'm sticking with Lingere Football till the playoffs are done.
NOT!!!!!!
Go Texans!!!
jaclynlee January 3, 2012 at 10:58pm
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I was betting 5 bucks a game on last season's LFL. Those half naked chicks are tough!
shopstar January 3, 2012 at 11:02pm
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Actually some damn good football players too.
jaclynlee January 3, 2012 at 11:10pm
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They have stat sheets just like the pros. It's kind of cool to follow. It started out a a joke between me and a friend of mine, but quickly grew. Their rules are a bit different. I haven't watched since last year, but I remember the field looked like it was only about 60 yards at best. They take harder hits than the girls on the roller derby scene. And with less padding.
mysticct January 3, 2012 at 11:44pm
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Evidently that 1 legged 3 toed hooker gnawed the lock off the basement door. Sorry skroy but you should know from all the horror movies, never ever go into the basement.
adamslt January 4, 2012 at 12:20am
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so does this mean shes cooking tonight?? whats for supper?? and..have we got a grill yet??
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 4, 2012 at 12:35am
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I think the lingerie ladies would have a better chance against the Lions than the pretty little Saints, but that's just me...
Alright Skroy, here's the deal...they can have their union, as long as they keep their meetings strictly within the basement confines. The issue about the tassles will have to have more discussion though. Those things don't come cheap, and they really aren't doing much work, so I don't see the justification in buying them. Besides, the tassles stay on and we lose Loveless...he would be udderly dismayed.
ms_skyblue January 4, 2012 at 4:52am
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Skroyy said here: Ms Sky, please allow me to escort you around our fine establishment, showing you all that we have to offer, and maybe interest you in making a "special contribution" while you're here. hehehehe
Mysticct said: Sorry skroy but you should know from all the horror movies, never ever go into the basement.
Ms sky ans: I think you need me to escort you not you to escort me. (Your clever ha?) Are YoU aFraId tO gO oN tHe BaSeMeNt ? LOL so I guess my special contribution is to accompany you on the basement.. *(ScArRrRrrred) !!!
Mysticct said never ever go into the basement !!!
spart_2 January 4, 2012 at 11:01am
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H_W buy one for mysticct, he let you muck up the thread.
H_W January 4, 2012 at 11:33am
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Well, I tried smoothing things over with you, spart.
Apparently you're not interested, for reasons only known to you.
I have to wonder if Mysticct feels that I mucked up the Football thread, as he was the one that requested the response from me.
I might point out that there was no personal attack in the response, such as you initiated in this thread on me.
Talk about "mucking up a thread". A shame it has to be this one.
skroyy January 4, 2012 at 12:35pm
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There are times I'm glad I know nothing about sports! lol
Captain, no worries......everything is resolved. Since a majority of the ladies are blonde, after I was brutally assaulted to succumb to their demands, they elected me their union rep. See where this is going??? hehehe
Myst, I know you only have my best interest at heart, but if Ms Sky wants to take me to the basement, how could I possibly refuse??? Ok Miss Sky, lead the way - I feel totally safe with you. I hope you don't mind me taking a camera along, though, so we can see what develops! hehehe
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 4, 2012 at 12:44pm
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You have to be careful with blondes. One minute you're talking about cigars, and the next thing you know you're moving somewhere you never heard of. (They have that effect on you, lol)...
I wouldn't go down there, Skroy. You'll go down a man, but when you come back up you'll be wearing stilletos and demanding to have discussions about the color scheme in the bar. Don't do it, man! We need you to be strong!
jaclynlee January 4, 2012 at 2:07pm
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She is gonna dress him up in a Brees jersey and have him hollering "Who Dat". Be honest..that's what you are really worried about, Captain!
I absolutely love this bar! It is the place I come to for drama free entertainment. Thanks to all of you for making me smile every time I step in. Next round is on me...Even for the Lions fans. May you get too drunk to forget which team to root for.
spart_2 January 4, 2012 at 2:07pm
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Capt let me buy ya a drink for mucking up your thread?
shopstar January 4, 2012 at 5:55pm
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I'll take that drink Jacy!
And I won't forget either!
Go Texans!!
And a Great Playoffs for All!
Hope these NFL playoffs are as good and as exciting as the baseball seasons were in 2011.
mr_white_2011 January 4, 2012 at 6:41pm
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Who's gonna sign for these 10 cases of Stroh's?
shopstar January 4, 2012 at 10:14pm
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I don't know. Charge it to Warren.
And I need to check a sample from each case for freshness and taste.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 5, 2012 at 1:59am
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No worries Spart...just remember, this place is conflict free. It has to be, there's too much alcohol in here!
***"Who's gonna sign for these 10 cases of Stroh's?"***
(I think I just found a new personal hero) A Detroit product...I'll sign, Mr. White. Gladly. Now...about those white castles...
shopstar January 5, 2012 at 9:53am
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The first two cases passed. Danged fine domestic beer!
I need another bottle out of each of the remaining eight though. A second opinion is in order.
H_W January 5, 2012 at 10:46am
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If there is any further conflict, I will be forced to hi-jack the Stroh's, take the Model A Ford (Detroit product), over to the "Detroit Beer Co" in the Hartz Building on Broadway in Downtown Detroit, which is just steps from Comerica Park and Ford field.
Unfortunatley, there's no games scheduled there, so I don't know how business will be. *l*
Best wishes to the Mingles Bar & Grill.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 5, 2012 at 12:12pm
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No, but they'll be partying in Motown when the lights go out in N'Awlins this weekend, lol.
I've been talking smack all over the place at work this week, I mean heavy, heavy duty smack. It's been a long time since I've been able to do that in regards to football, and I may only have a couple more days to do it so by God, they are paying dearly this week!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 5, 2012 at 12:15pm
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Last night I hung a R.I.P. poster on the door with Drew Brees
name on it...it said "1976-2012, Laid to rest by DonkeyKong Suh and a host of Lions"...
Somebody wrote "MEOW" in big letters all across it. If I find out who, they're working overtime tonight, hehe.
jaclynlee January 5, 2012 at 12:43pm
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I love that kind of banter. I still have my Colts voodoo doll hanging in my office, with all the pins still intact. I had it placed at the door with a jar of pins next to it for the Saints/Colts SB party.
It's all in fun. Unless you are a Raiders fan....
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 5, 2012 at 12:56pm
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One thing I found out is that in Nebraska you canNOT talk smack against the COrnhuskers. I don't know if its because they have no pro teams here or what, but I made the mistake of mentioning in public how the Huskers would be in big trouble when they moved to the Big 10 and faced teams like Michigan on a regular basis. For weeks people were pointing at me and whispering, and I was looking over my shoulder. I truly believe there was a bounty on my head.
shopstar January 5, 2012 at 1:00pm
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"DonkeyKong Suh"
That make me choke on that Stroh's!
...hurrin' hidin', drinkin' wahts lft of 1o cassessss......
jaclynlee January 5, 2012 at 1:04pm
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Captain, that is college ball.....way different trashing rules there. Way different. You are lucky you made it out of there unscathed.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 5, 2012 at 1:08pm
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Even old ladies were giving me dirty looks. You'd think I was the Red Baron and Snoopy was tied up and strewn across railroad tracks.
loveless2012 January 5, 2012 at 1:19pm
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Shop !
I saw that !
hehehe
You signed for those 10 cases with MY signature !
HAHAHAHAHAHA !
ORNERY !
...Well HAPPY NEW YEAR THAN !
What's the damage for the Stroh's Cap ?
shopstar January 5, 2012 at 9:23pm
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Lingerie Football League
The fierce LFL ladies are back TOMORROW nite Capt. Warning you a day in advance.
MTV2- Tune in Friday, 1/6 at 10p/9c to watch Orlando Fantasy take on Tampa Breeze.
Mysticct was gonna say something Saturday morning about the "wardrobe malfuntion last nite"
spart_2 January 5, 2012 at 9:51pm
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When I worked in the Detroit area years ago, some of the bars allowed girls to come in a put on a lingerie show with the purpose of selling it to the patrons. The lingerie not the kiska. Can't remember the name of one, but it was the first bar on the right hand side of Telegraph as you were crossing Michigan going south.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 6, 2012 at 12:18am
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I was thinking of Bogarts, but that was Michigan and Middlebelt...wasn't Alcatraz over by there??
Sigh...I just realized we're moving Saturday, and the internet isn't gonna be turned on till Monday...that means I'm going to miss the first playoff game I ever remember the Lions playing in. I know they went one year under Wayne FOntes but I was out of the country at the time. Geez...looks like the radio will have to do.
spart_2 January 6, 2012 at 6:30am
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Gotta be a sports bar around there somewhere? I remember that Marty Schottenheimer was between jobs when they hired Fontes.
jaclynlee January 6, 2012 at 9:44am
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Captain, that sucks!!! I like Spart's idea. A sportsbar should have it on somewhere, but it is hard to follow a game in a loud, crowded bar. Directv has an app where you can watch it live on a smartphone. But, you have to have purchased the Sunday Ticket package, I think. some of the other providers may offer an app to do the same. I am not sure if you need wifi for that or if your cell provider can cover livestream. Wouldn't hurt to check it out.
If you can check Mingles from your phone, I am sure we can all chip in to give play bys so you can keep up. They will not be as detailed or unbiased as listening to it on radio, but I guarantee will be more fun!
spart_2 January 6, 2012 at 11:15am
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There a gimmi a cold Stroh's app?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 6, 2012 at 11:41am
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My cell is a government phone. No apps, no camera, pretty much just phone calls. I do get it for personal use though, lol. And I would pretty much be residing in a dog house if I check out the first night we move in a place, although Mostie swears that is not the case. I'd feel guilty though. Nah, I'm pretty much screwed. All the more reason they HAVE to get through to the next round, lol.
spart_2 January 6, 2012 at 12:37pm
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Tony Dungy (from Jackson, Michigan) says the Lions need 600 yds from Stafford to win and essentially have no chance.
jaclynlee January 6, 2012 at 1:07pm
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Brees thinks their defense is gonna give the Saints a run for their money. He spoke highly of the lions' defense this morning and predicted the lead will be back and forth throughout.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 6, 2012 at 1:08pm
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Just met with the guy and got the keys to the place...very nice, but my pockets are a whoollllleeeee lot lighter. Somebody buy me a beer please...preferably a Strohs, unless that martian drank 'em all.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 6, 2012 at 1:11pm
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I'm sorry to do this, I know y'all are looking forward to the anticipation of this game, but I have spoken with Miss Cleo and, well...as it turns out the Saints lost tomorrow night 41-38. SO I guess we now have our answer....SUH DAT.
H_W January 6, 2012 at 1:23pm
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Oh, crap. Now that Miss Cleo has given away the outcome, there's no reason to even watch the game.
But, if Mostie is the "good wife" that I know she is, she will accompany you to the sports bar to watch the game.
To alleviate your guilt. It's her duty, doncha' know.
shopstar January 6, 2012 at 1:26pm
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Calling the bookie, there's still plenty of tequila left.
shopstar January 6, 2012 at 1:29pm
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If anyone can actually watch the score.
I think The Tampa Breeze are a good bet in tonites LFL game.
They have skimpier uniforms, if that's possible.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 6, 2012 at 1:50pm
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You guys take care of the place, ok? I should be back Monday night sometime, hopefully still able to talk smack, hehe. If not, I'll be the quiet guy over in the corner with the shell shocked look on his face talking about next year. I don't think so though. Miss Cleo sucks with passwords but she's usually dead on with everything else, cos remember dis child....Karma is a helluva teeng!
shopstar January 6, 2012 at 2:02pm
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Two rednecks are sitting on the front porch.
One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"AW SHIT", says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"
H_W January 6, 2012 at 2:10pm
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Have a great weekend, Capt!
I'm really torn on this game. I have fond memories of watching Drew Brees with his kid after winning the 2009 SB.
On the other hand, it would be great to see you come back Monday in a good mood. *l*
Perhaps Miss Cleo will find her passwords when unpacking?
jaclynlee January 6, 2012 at 6:52pm
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I would wish you luck with the Cleo prediction, Captain....But, I can't. I have a Suh What voodoo doll being cursed over as I type. He's going down as soon as I find a pin long enough to kneecap him properly.
I can send warm wishes ya'lls way for your first weekend in your new place. Will buy a round and toast to you and Mostie. If the bar is minus intact chickenwire upon your return, you'll know things went south.
H_W January 6, 2012 at 6:56pm
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I'll drink too that!
And you KNOW who will be right behind me.
mylady_pamela January 6, 2012 at 7:08pm
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I'll second that... where is he?
shopstar January 6, 2012 at 8:06pm
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I'll Drink To That!
shopstar January 6, 2012 at 8:13pm
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Sorry, I was busy fortifying with the tequila. And waiting for tonites LFL game.
Have to get a head start.
After the Texans skin the Bengals, I have to even out the support for the Lions and "DonkeyKong Suh" since the honorable Capt will be absent.
Somebody has to aggravate Jacy and her short evil side.
"Who Dat?" "Donkeykong Suh!"
Good luck with the move Capt and Mostie! Hope it goes smooth as silk.
jaclynlee January 7, 2012 at 8:48pm
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Texans wrapped that one up! New Orleans let the lions have one do they don't insult them too bad. Who dat!!
shopstar January 7, 2012 at 8:56pm
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GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!
Just got home. Missed the Texans game. Looks like it was a good one though.
Had Little Dribblers Basketball starting at 2:30pm. 4 games between 5 Grandkids. 3 wins, 1 loss. Then we went to Edge Country Store for Root Beer Floats, Milkshakes and Sundaes.
Great Day
Gonna make some popcorn and watch this one! The Lions have to control the clock to stay in this game.
shopstar January 7, 2012 at 8:58pm
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TOUCHDOWN DETROIT! ....wave arms....crowd noises... run outside arou.....
jaclynlee January 7, 2012 at 8:59pm
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Awwww! Nothing like a root beer float with grandpa. Congrats to your little ones! Looks like the Saints are being courteous and not trying to run away with the score. No sense in shaming the competition too bad.
spart_2 January 7, 2012 at 10:25pm
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Touchdown Lions! NO 24 Lions 21
shopstar January 7, 2012 at 10:53pm
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Turn Out the Lights...
If they come back on this...
shopstar January 7, 2012 at 10:55pm
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I'm glad the Texans can't play NO untill the Superbowl.
Detroit is a very good team too.
shopstar January 7, 2012 at 11:02pm
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I think when you hear "wait till next year," it actually has meaning in Detroits case.
shopstar January 7, 2012 at 11:12pm
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Does this mean the losing cheer section has to clean up todays mess in here?
TheBoshow January 7, 2012 at 11:16pm
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the bathroom is flooded again like Katrina....way to go Jacy
jaclynlee January 7, 2012 at 11:23pm
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WHOO HOOO!! WHO DAT?!? Wasn't me in the bathroom, Bo....I was glued to the tv. Not because the last quarter was close or anything..
Detroit did play well, gotta give credit where credit is due.
loveless2012 January 7, 2012 at 11:25pm
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Ok i can take care of that since no one else is here
I see Cap is gone for the weekend
Where is Skroyy ?
I thought he lives/works here ?
Shop you better not be drinking all the beer
hehehe
mysticct January 7, 2012 at 11:25pm
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Was to bad the Lions defense didn't show up for the 2nd half.
jaclynlee January 7, 2012 at 11:29pm
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I was sweating the first half out, Mysticct...The Lions had their game on for a while. Brees and company had to work for this one
shopstar January 7, 2012 at 11:37pm
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It was a good game. Brees and NO wore them down. The best defense against NO is for the offense to keep the ball away from Brees.
Detroit didn't sneak in the back door to get into the playoffs either. jmo
The Texans were fortunate and had a gimmie really, should have won. Cincy hadn't beat a good team all year.
mysticct January 7, 2012 at 11:37pm
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Damnit Bo, capn. tolded ya not to be flushin yer tampoons.
loveless2012 January 8, 2012 at 12:35am
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All right you guys !
Whoever keeps shitting in the mop bucket
I hope you pinched your balls trying to flush it !
shopstar January 8, 2012 at 6:30am
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How about two rookie quarterbacks in the Texan/Bengals game.
Dalton looks good and will be a force to reckoned with, baring injury.
spart_2 January 8, 2012 at 9:41am
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Congrats to Houston. On to Baltimore.
H_W January 8, 2012 at 10:02am
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No surpises, so far.
Congrats, shop & jac.
Feel bad for capt, though. A good fan.
Next year.
francopen January 8, 2012 at 10:33am
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Texans Rock, Ravens are going down.
adamslt January 8, 2012 at 11:10am
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ok..ive been asking nicely..b..b..but WHEN ARE WE GETTING A DANG GRILL IN HERE?!??!? IM STARVING!!
H_W January 8, 2012 at 11:32am
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A purchase requisition has been submitted to George Foreman, pending approval of the proprietor of Mingles Bar & Grill, of course.
mylady_pamela January 8, 2012 at 12:22pm
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Getting the grill is not the issue Adam... finding a cook to work in this place is the issue! Of course, for the right price... I could be the Mingles cook providing it doesn't interfere with my Mingles Tour Guide; DJ; Welcome Committee; Columnist; Clean House and Mayor duties!
H_W January 8, 2012 at 12:53pm
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You can prepare the food, I will light the grill.
When you are finished all the hard work of preparing, I will place the food on the grill.
If I don't burn it, you can serve said food, while I bask in compliments of what a great chef I am as you clean the dishes.
"Man make fire!" *tic*
shopstar January 8, 2012 at 1:10pm
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Giant's are up now.
Watch for Mysticct's long arms. Like two weapons. Good Luck Bro!
Jacy will probably get rowdy for Tebow too, and she's still wound tight from last nite.
Sounds like H_W and Pam have the grill situation taken care of Adam. Have a spare squirril?
Where the heck is Skroyy??? He went to the basement with Ms Sky and we haven't seen nor heard from either.
Loading all the work on Warren.
Someone is going on report!
jaclynlee January 8, 2012 at 1:45pm
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Eli and gang are up. Looks like this game is gonna be determined by penalty yards and mistakes. Yikes!
adamslt January 8, 2012 at 1:54pm
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woot-woot,finally getting a grill in here,and a cook too...well,guess ill head to emporia to eat more bbq if i can find it..and do we know anyone in virginia? i might be heading there after oklahoma this week
mysticct January 8, 2012 at 2:03pm
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Well I am not to sure on Miss Pamela adding to her, Mingles Tour Guide; DJ; Welcome Committee; Columnist; Clean House; Official keeper of the Birthdays and Mayor duties! She has been slacking on all the other duties. I am thinking we need to go much better than a Foreman grill. I suggest a real indoor bbq pit with the rotating racks. We can use different woods for different tastes. To start I would suggest, ribs, brisket some slabs of bacon. All the fixins to go with. I have been expirimenting with my webber on this. HAve gotten pretty good. Sure not like the joint adam went to but damned good.
jaclynlee January 8, 2012 at 2:06pm
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By the way... Round On me in honor of The King's birthday.
Giants TD!!
shopstar January 8, 2012 at 3:07pm
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Traveler is in that Great Commonwealth of Virgina.
mysticct January 8, 2012 at 4:03pm
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ok a round for all my ny Giants won.
H_W January 8, 2012 at 4:18pm
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I was rooting for ya, Mysticct!
Of course you realize that will have to change next week, eh? *l*
shopstar January 8, 2012 at 8:19pm
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What an ending,
So much for the new "both teams get a possession" rule for overtime in the playoffs.
Unless the first recieving team scores a TD, lol, (On the first play)
Good Game Denver!
mysticct January 8, 2012 at 8:38pm
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Great game and a great pass play for the win. The hell with the naysayers Tebow can throw the ball.
H_W January 8, 2012 at 9:02pm
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Hold on!
Steelers are demanding a replay of the coin toss.
wpangel2 January 9, 2012 at 1:41am
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I'm with myst on the indoor bbq pit, um foreman is okay but ooooohhhhh nummy real bbq with different flavors and all that. Its the bomb!
so the Giants won? against Denver? uh oh, there might be one grumpy grandfather round these parts that will have to listen to a young man braggin . . . . course his team lost the day before, seems he was rootin for the Lions
Viginia, well I got a boy who is heading back there in the morning, Blacksburg I so dislike when he has to leave . . . .
mylady_pamela January 9, 2012 at 2:01am
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As Mayor of the town, I would like to make a public announcement that due to certain rumors of me "slacking" on my duties... may I say that to the best of my knowledge I have never slacked on any duties but rather as a great delegate, I have simply put them off to the next year's agenda items!
As for your menu items Mysticct... being my humble self and all - I will second the motion for your choice thus far and allow your ideas to be cooked by H_W. BUT I will be the official taste tester of all items for quality control... so lets start with that chocolate dessert you recently talked about!
wpangel2 January 9, 2012 at 2:04am
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k . . . I am completely lost did Denver win? did the giants win? Will I have 2 happy guys in the house in the morning?????????????????????
shopstar January 9, 2012 at 7:28am
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They are gonna be happier than a dog with two peters...
mysticct January 9, 2012 at 7:56am
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wp denver broncos defeated the steeers on the first play of overtime with a nice pass play, to a wide open receiver. broncos 29 - steelers 23.
The giants beat the falcons 24-2.
damn splainin that made me thirsty, beer tender another michelob please.
H_W January 9, 2012 at 4:21pm
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The fact that there were no surprises in a play-off weekend that is historically full of surprises, is surprising.
skroyy January 9, 2012 at 4:31pm
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Sorry to interrupt, guys, but it's time to fess up!
I've been roaming around the bar for days now, incognito, working undercover. Obviously, I've been successful since I've gone unnoticed. What no one knows, and what I haven't disclosed yet, is that one of those nights when everyone was slopped to the gills, we had a special visitor. He had heard about all the antics that go on at Mingles Bar and Lounge, and had to stop by and see for himself if what he had heard was true. Well, he wasn't disappointed!
The night he stopped by, just happened to be the night there was 2 inches of water on the floor after the girls had been hosed down in their lingerie by Joe Friday! Warren was doing belly slides across the floor while Adam philosophized with himself about the difference between food and sex. Captain was doing the hoochie koochie with the two-toed Ukrainian hooker on the bar to the x-rated (wa chicka chicka wa) tunes, while shop rolled around all over the floor trying desperately to get up (after his bar stool seat-belt failed) saying, "I'll drink to that!" (It should be noted, however, that he never spilled a drop when he fell.) Pam and Myst were doing strange and obscene things to themselves AND one another with all sorts of kinds of chocolate. Bo was hiding behind the chicken-wire stage doing a routine while Jacy put on her fishnets and hurled beer bottles at him yelling, "Come get some if your man enough!" (Needless to say, he wasn't) Spart was shaking his fist and yelling profanities at a blank TV screen while Miss Sky yelled "Yap!! Yap!! That's right! Take him to the basement girls!" H_W paced the floor back and forth like a target in a shooting gallery tapping his head saying, "Don't shoot! I'm only the guitar player," while wpangel sat quietly and played with her balls. All in all, a fairly normal night in Mingles Bar and Lounge.
So, why all the secrecy and mystery? Well, rumor has it that the news of Mingles Bar and Lounge has spread so far and wide (along with it's countless expansions and additions) that there's going to be a movie about it! Yes! You heard me right! A movie! All this time, everyone thought the quiet guy writing in the darkened corner booth was Traveler, but it wasn't.
Unfortunately, this is all the info that can be released at the moment, since more observations are needed, and the film's budget and actor/actress list needs reviewed. The producer IS open to your suggestions, although after viewing you under normal conditions doesn't really know why! So, for the time being, suggestions are welcome.......and just act normal.
H_W January 9, 2012 at 5:18pm
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I'm calling my agent.
loveless2012 January 9, 2012 at 5:31pm
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And here i thought you were just hiding Skroyy
So you didn't have to clean the mess up in the bathroom
hehehe
jaclynlee January 9, 2012 at 7:22pm
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I dunno.....I think at least some of you were surprised about the Steelers.
mysticct January 9, 2012 at 7:26pm
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pretty good cover up story for spending for spending the weekend in the basement with the bar girls, there skroy.
jaclynlee January 9, 2012 at 7:28pm
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No more NFL MNF....anyone watching the LSU/Alabama game tonight?
TheBoshow January 9, 2012 at 8:08pm
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thanks for including me skyroyy
shopstar January 9, 2012 at 8:19pm
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It was injuries Jacy! (Steelers loss)
Ike Taylor was definatly injured. He was burned by Tebow several times yesterday.
Scorched in overtime.
mylady_pamela January 9, 2012 at 8:50pm
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Skroyy... I have decided that Sandra Bulluck will be playing mylady_pamela because she did a fantastic part playing me (or some other women in the USA) in Blindside. I will be taking on my usual role that I am sick and tired of - but good at... management! I will want to ensure that my character is not foiled so please send me your first draft ASAP. Thank you. Keep in mind - my time is limited... I am the only designated driver for the place!
loveless2012 January 10, 2012 at 12:22am
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Hi Cap good to see you made it back !
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 10, 2012 at 12:26am
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And I thought the designated driver was supposed to "on the ball"...
I wondered about that guy in the corner, I thought he was just a Lions fan and wasn't used to the spotlight...yes I heard the score today. I'm not happy, and because of that Warren is going to have to clean the restrooms TWICE tonight! Humor me Warren, I need this. The only respite I got today was that the guy I bet against all work who ALWAYS gives me crap about the Lions is a Steelers fan. The first thing I said when I went in today was "Don't even think about it, YOUR guys got Tebowed!" It worked...he couldn't even take the free dinner I owed him in good conscience.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 10, 2012 at 12:29am
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I think Meryl Streep should play the two-toed Ukranian hooker in the flick...she's just flexible like that.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 10, 2012 at 12:34am
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Thanks everybody for keeping the place in such good stead. I'll have to leave more often, its never looked better. Except for the slight flooding issue...I'm still waiting to hear why Warren was slip sliding across the floor on his belly, and what Ms SKy has done to poor Skroy.
loveless2012 January 10, 2012 at 12:50am
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I think i better wear my anti-slip shoes next time
Cowboy boots just hydroplane on wet floors !
ok all clean and i'll hit it again one more time later...
Hey can i get cheech to wear a wig and play me for the movie ?
He's funny in a cowboy hat !
7L
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 10, 2012 at 12:53am
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Sure...but watch out for those bendechos on the other side of the chickenwire. They just got back from vacationing in Fresno, and if you see the size of the bone they're torching over there it will scare the bejeesus out of you!
shopstar January 10, 2012 at 4:18am
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Did someone mention "Torch the Bone?"
shopstar January 10, 2012 at 4:19am
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I'll Drink To That!
H_W January 10, 2012 at 9:31am
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Hope the move went well, Capt.
Since Miss Cleo has not unpacked her password, psychic Pierre-Paul of the New York Giants stepped up with his prediction for the upcoming playoff game with the Green Bay Packers:
"We gonna win ... we gonna win" .
Miss Cleo could not be reached for comment, but rumour has it that Dionne Warwick of Psychic Friends Network has been brought in for consultation.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 10, 2012 at 11:27am
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Thanks, HW...all moved in, and I'm now sitting comfortably in my new man-cave, complete with Redwings paraphernalia and Super Bowl preview poster for next year that says, "Wait till you see who's coming for dinner", with a picture of Suh holding a fork.
H_W January 10, 2012 at 11:32am
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Cool, Capt.
Do you know if Suh stuck the fork in after the play was over?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 10, 2012 at 1:15pm
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No, he usually just stomps on them to see if they're dead!
skroyy January 10, 2012 at 5:03pm
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Good to have you back, Captain. Are you disoriented in your new home? Do you wake up in the morning to go to the bathroom and run into a wall instead? lol
Thank you to everyone for your suggestions so far. Everything has been noted and being considered. There will also be open auditions at 7pm Friday evening for anyone interested in trying out. You can try out for your own part OR someone else's. This could be someone's big break! However, ladies cannot play men and men cannot play ladies. I know there's some may not like that, but we have to draw the line somewhere!
TheBoshow January 10, 2012 at 8:51pm
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I wanna play TCK!!!!!
or is that a guy playing a girl violation?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 10, 2012 at 11:46pm
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That is definitely a violation. Richard Simmons may be able to get away with it though.
However, there's no need for anyone to play little tommy...as you may have noticed, he doesn't exist in this thread. We like it that way.
skroyy January 11, 2012 at 10:00am
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All "other auditions" are down the street at the Lollipop Lounge.
jaclynlee January 11, 2012 at 12:43pm
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Captain still has no faith in the Saints!! Even though I set myself up for total fail on three of this week's picks, the Saints was the only team I was sure about. I think he made a spite pick...
Captain, you know I kid cuz I care... hope all went well with the move. Glad to see you back. This bar was lonely without the favorite bartender. Your relief was lost in the basement in the entire time (so he claims) and we had to fend for ourselves. I have blisters from popping my own tops. It was a nightmare!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 11, 2012 at 12:55pm
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***"I think he made a spite pick..."***
Of course I did. The 49ers are no slouches though, I hate to admit. As much as I detest Jim Harbaugh, even though he was from Michigan State I believe, they played the Lions when the Lions were still undefeated and full of themselves thinking they could take on the world, IN Detroit, and they were clearly better. Their record is legitimate, and I hate to see Harbaugh get the spotlight but its going to take a great game to beat them. I think the Saints might just underestimate those guys over there.
(Makes a note to order the twist off bottles)
jaclynlee January 11, 2012 at 1:29pm
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I think a lot of teams are going to be underestimated this weekend.
skroyy January 11, 2012 at 1:32pm
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Oh c'mon, guys!! You're way too hard on poor ole skroy! Not only do I do my utmost to keep the ladies happy, I'm finishing the entertainment/game room....trying to get this movie underway and make all of you stars.....doing basement time.....and did anyone notice that we're almost filled to capacity.....AGAIN!!?? Yes!! I was on top of it last week already and that noise you hear is the new wing being built! I tell ya...I get no respect! I feel so used, abused, neglected and unappreciated!!!
Ok, now that I've gotten that off my chest, come here Jacy, I'll treat your blisters for you and make you allllllll better again.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 11, 2012 at 2:06pm
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New wing? Uh Skroy, we need to talk about funding, and umm...the bank deposit that was supposed to be made over the weekend? You're gonna have to deal with the tassle issue if you want THIS one to be swept under the rug, lol.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 11, 2012 at 2:07pm
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*Posts new poster on the bar wall*
"Tassles are a hassle. Live a little"
skroyy January 11, 2012 at 2:34pm
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Ahhhhh, you worry too much, Captain. Check the "other account." Remember?
jaclynlee January 11, 2012 at 10:25pm
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I think my blisters are on the upside of healing, Skroyy. I started using my teeth to give my palms a break.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)January 12, 2012 at 4:51am
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I worked late, have an early double shift tomorrow, but I can't sleep. Why is there no one here? Don't you people know this is a blind pig? You don't HAVE to leave at 2AM, lol.
mrtoyman January 12, 2012 at 8:24am
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Well I'm here
jaclynlee January 12, 2012 at 8:25am
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Sorry, Captain. I got my first night of real sleep last night in a month. Took full advantage of actually being able to go to bed before midnight.
If it's any consolotation, your best vodka contributed to the cause!
skroyy January 12, 2012 at 8:40am
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After last week's events and activities I'm sure EVERYONE needed a little R&R!
adamslt January 12, 2012 at 10:03am
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is there food here yet??
spart_2 January 12, 2012 at 5:19pm
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Adam that squirrel stew sounded pretty good, how about you make us up a batch?
Novalee57 January 12, 2012 at 6:35pm
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just what we need squirrel nuts. lol
Hound_Dog January 12, 2012 at 7:20pm
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I'm back,,,after 2 months I came back,I'm the real swamper40.
Interesting reading material out there,friends on FB was telling
me that someone in here claiming to be me,must of been Tck_beachum...
jaclynlee January 12, 2012 at 7:44pm
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"After last week's events and activities I'm sure EVERYONE needed a little R&R!"
Skroy after re-reading my post with the stuttering version of the word "consolotation", I'm sure I need another shot of that good vodka. It musta been some awesome stuff.
skroyy January 12, 2012 at 7:58pm
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Yea Jacy, and it's coming right at ya!! Let's get an early start on the weekend! And btw, jacy, this one's on the house. I hope that's a little "consolotation" for you. hehehehe
And btw, it's open kitchen. If you want something to eat get off your ass and go make it yourself! This way you can't complain about it and we can still charge for it!!
TheBoshow January 12, 2012 at 8:02pm
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wtf?..why does she get free drinks!!!
skroyy January 12, 2012 at 8:10pm
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because unlike some (who shall remain nameless), she pays her bar tab!!!
jaclynlee January 12, 2012 at 8:19pm
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Bo, gimme a smooch with those pouty lips and i will talk a free drink outta the barkeep for you.
Swamper!! Glad to see you back! I am looking for an opening in my calendar to schedule our mudwrestling date. I am bringing a friend. Don't be skeered.
jaclynlee January 12, 2012 at 8:54pm
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Wow...shot down by Bo. This is the lowest point of my life....Slide me another, Barkeep.
TheBoshow January 12, 2012 at 9:07pm
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Corelli says that i work it off in comedy.
jaclynlee January 12, 2012 at 9:14pm
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then get funny. And where did the pouty lips go?
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