CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 4:08pm
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CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 4:10pm
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(Anticipating the Saturday night crowd)...
Bar is open, drinks are free on opening night, as always, and remember....alcohol won't solve any of our problems. But then again....neither will milk!
shopstar February 18, 2012 at 4:10pm
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I'm seein' double!
shopstar February 18, 2012 at 4:11pm
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I'll Drink to That!
And so will Mysicct!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 4:14pm
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In celebration, we will be hosting a wedding tonight between two antennas. The wedding probably won't be all that exciting, but the reception should be excellent!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 4:18pm
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How did you get it over 500 posts?? Even MinglesLeaks hasn't uncovered that trick yet, lol.
shopstar February 18, 2012 at 4:44pm
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I'll Drink To That!
shopstar February 18, 2012 at 4:46pm
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Uh Oh!
Forgot the BeerBong!
Be right back! 
jaclynlee February 18, 2012 at 7:44pm
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Oh, wait.......re-opened. Thank goodness. I highly suspect the jars in the other bar are spit shined clean.
mysticct February 18, 2012 at 8:04pm
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glad it's open, beer me please
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 8:37pm
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*slides beers across to Shop and Mysticct, with a "teeny tini" for jacy*
Tip si da! We've even got clean bathrooms over here! No holes in the stalls either, and Shop brought the bong!
jaclynlee February 18, 2012 at 8:38pm
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Boogity, Boogity, Boogity....get the big screen on for Shop. The shootout is in progress. Ya'll watch out for my man Harvick in that Bud car.
First wreck...who got it?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 8:40pm
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I've got the Miller Lite car....I'll be the one bringing up the rear, and stopping at five hundred pit stops for piss breaks.
jaclynlee February 18, 2012 at 8:44pm
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Ha! Miller Lite was cool when they sponsered Rusty. I'm not liking the character behind that wheel now. I would protest by not drinking their product...but, it's Miller Lite. I just try to drink so much of their product, I forget who they endorse.
jaclynlee February 18, 2012 at 8:53pm
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I'm not sure if they are still one of the Miller Lite car's sponsor's, but back when Rusty drove it, the Pipefitter's union was a sponsor.
H_W February 18, 2012 at 9:03pm
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I beat Shopstar's Pimpmobile with this car:
http://autoracingmemories.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=267&pictureid=2045
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 9:37pm
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Sweet! Are those mini nuclear reactors sticking out of the hood there??
TheBoshow February 18, 2012 at 9:39pm
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where the sliders?
I WAS PROMISED SLIDERS!!!
mysticct February 18, 2012 at 9:39pm
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I'll drink to that, so will shop
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 9:42pm
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Heylee was supposed to cook them, I don't know where that girl has got to. I told her if she wouldn't come in here and sing, then she had to make the burgers, lol.
jaclynlee February 18, 2012 at 9:53pm
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I think when you can't catch the straw you are chasing, it's time to stop drinking....but, this new flavored vodka that I swore I wouldn't buy is pretty good.
Heylee! can I have a slider, too?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 10:04pm
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Was that supposed to make sense? lol...I must be drunkier than I thunk.
jaclynlee February 18, 2012 at 10:10pm
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waaaiiitt a minute......that may not make sense here. it's a PJ with my girlfriends in the real world. When i see one of them chasing a straw around with their mouth and it keeps getting away from them by running around the glass, I know they are half past tipsy
jaclynlee February 18, 2012 at 10:14pm
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Jeff Gordon is upside down! His luck has finally run out
shopstar February 18, 2012 at 11:02pm
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Him and Johnson fell out.
jaclynlee February 18, 2012 at 11:05pm
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And Harvick and Junior. That was not the way to kick it off. I can't stand that little punk, Kyle, but he sure drove the hell outta that car tonight. Thought Smoke was gonna block him there for a minute. Probably woulda wrecked both of him if he did from the looks of the way the rest of the race turned out. Kudos to him for putting his anger management to good use. And, shockingly, kudos to Gordon for not placing blame on someone else while he sniffled and cried.
shopstar February 18, 2012 at 11:17pm
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H_W,
Ha, That car looked like a cross between my weedwackermobile and the Munstermobile.
http://www.tvacres.com/images/munstermobile-001.jpg
shopstar February 18, 2012 at 11:18pm
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I didn't want Kyle to win either. I was hoping for Ambrose at the end.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 18, 2012 at 11:50pm
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Lily drank Guiness. I don't know if you knew that. Its why she was aways stout in her defense of Herman.
Cousin It drank ripple.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 19, 2012 at 2:51pm
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Lookie what Roy Halladay drove into spring training:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/create-caption-roy-halladay-classic-hot-rod-143734602.html
mysticct February 19, 2012 at 9:57pm
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How about some of that good single malt over a few ice cubes?
mysticct February 19, 2012 at 9:59pm
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i think Miss Wine roofied me.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 19, 2012 at 9:59pm
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That'll be no charge, Mystt....even comes with a bonus prize, compliments of Wine. You'll know soon enough.
shopstar February 20, 2012 at 1:06am
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I'll Drink To That!
And so will Mysticct!
wpangel2 February 20, 2012 at 10:33am
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coffee anyone. . . . fresh pot brewing
thought yall might need some
shopstar February 20, 2012 at 10:58am
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Angel, Looks like those dogs of yours either torched the bone or got into a keg last nite.
That one in the middle! With the pink collar! Looks underage too.
Better hope Joe Friday doesn't come in today!
shopstar February 20, 2012 at 10:58am
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I'm innocent too! I'm 7x my owners age.
JoeFriday33 February 20, 2012 at 12:00pm
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Lookit here folks, I can overlook certain things, and I think I've gone out of my way considering there's a dog driving most of you home, bongs in the pantry, holes in the stalls and whisperings coming from the basement. But little underage doggies with pink collars is pushing me. I can only take so much and I'm going to go all technicolor on you and open a can from back in the seventies. Not only that but what if those pups piss on the couch? People like Pamela sit out here in the lobby waiting for cabs, and Shop sits out here waiting for his bookie. No, we can't have this. That's a fact.
Novalee57 February 20, 2012 at 12:02pm
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slowly slides her doggie death ray under the carpet and sneaks out.....
shopstar February 20, 2012 at 3:04pm
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^^^ LOOK! Some more of those underage torch the bone pooches!!!!!
wpangel2 February 20, 2012 at 3:08pm
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ooh love that pic nova
ummm shop, I think its time to pull the rose colored glasses off that be bright flourescent orange there you are really seeing
dont worry there Joe, thats the doggie lounge . . . we keep the good stuff for the adults
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 20, 2012 at 3:23pm
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Oh no, the doggie death ray!
Someone in chat told me this thread really bugs the "twit who shall not be named"....
wpangel2 February 21, 2012 at 9:07am
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coffee's ready
Novalee57 February 21, 2012 at 9:09am
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MMMMMMMMMMMM coffee ......oh the pleasure. I have a mid term today!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 21, 2012 at 9:10am
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About time! Uggh, I've been sick this weekend, had thought of calling off tonight's shift, and work just called me in for a double shift because four people in the place already called off, groan....make mine a double, please.
Novalee57 February 21, 2012 at 9:12am
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thinks Capt needs espresso.!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 21, 2012 at 9:14am
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Good luck on the midterm!
Hound_Dog February 21, 2012 at 9:52am
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Good Luck Novalee,,I'll take a cup
Hound_Dog February 21, 2012 at 9:52am
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Good Luck Novalee,,I'll take a cup
shopstar February 21, 2012 at 12:22pm
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Good Luck with the Mid Term Novalee!
Novalee57 February 21, 2012 at 1:13pm
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Ok Midterm done! I am most deffinitely positive I got the first 50 questions right! The next 50 however, my brain started to become frazzled with law cases dates and outcomes so I am not so sure. But hey I had great energy with me! Thanks you guys! I had a good feeling when I left. Damn Shop, I wish you were right about reading minds this is when I could use some of that.
wpangel2 February 21, 2012 at 8:14pm
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Kudos nova - midterms are always a well ya know
getting thru them is have the battle and to walk out feelin even half way decent is always a good sign
mysticct February 21, 2012 at 8:58pm
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I'll drink to that, so will shop
hotpoet February 22, 2012 at 12:28am
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Q: What do Eskimos get from rubbing noses too many times?
A: Sniffilis.
hotpoet February 22, 2012 at 12:30am
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
hotpoet February 22, 2012 at 12:42am
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Chief Looking Horse say...
STONE TOMAHAWK
Make BAD circumcision !
......7
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CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 22, 2012 at 2:41am
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Since it was a midterm you should have asked them if you could stop halfway through. You would have had a 100!
shopstar February 23, 2012 at 11:43am
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Boggity, Boggity, Boggity,
Gotta open early today, Turn on the TVs.
Twin 125 Qualifyng races from Daytona today for Sundays Daytona 500.
Go Danica Patrick!
Go FORD!
H_W February 23, 2012 at 2:02pm
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I'm pedaling as fast as I can.
Go Ford!
shopstar February 23, 2012 at 2:23pm
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Ford took th pole and 5 other top 10 spots in speed trials.
Trevor Bayne, #21 Woods Brothers Ford, 2010 Daytona 500 Champ is starting 5th today in the first race.
Danica is starting 17th in the first race.
Go Ford! They just dropped the green flag.
"When the Green flag Drops, the Bullshit Stops"
shopstar February 23, 2012 at 4:32pm
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First one was okay, Petty's new driver put Danica into the wall on the last lap though.
She'll start Sundays race from the back of the pack now on her speed in a backup car.
hotpoet February 23, 2012 at 4:39pm
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Shops armchair has bite marks in it now.....
Novalee57 February 23, 2012 at 5:13pm
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Ok, Midterm results are in, drum roll.... I recieved an 82% I am very happy with this since it was one of the highest marks, hehehehe. Fedral smedral government test.
ps. Don't ask me any questions about the goverment because I still don't know s h i t about that lmao.......
hotpoet February 23, 2012 at 5:18pm
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Shops in "POLE" position
{snicker}
H_W February 23, 2012 at 6:15pm
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For Novalee:
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/Sound%20Effect%20-%20Rimshot.wav
Congrats!
Novalee57 February 23, 2012 at 7:20pm
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awwwwwwwwwwwww Thank you <3
Hound_Dog February 23, 2012 at 8:00pm
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Congrats on your score Novalee
TheBoshow February 23, 2012 at 8:30pm
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results are in...my gig was today...nailed it
shopstar February 23, 2012 at 8:37pm
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Congrats Novalee! There was never any doubt!
shopstar February 23, 2012 at 8:38pm
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I'll Drink to That! Bo!
And so will Mysticct!
TheBoshow February 23, 2012 at 8:44pm
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drinks are on me...just got back from a post show party and had 3 BLue Moon beers with an orange slice in each one...i like that beer
H_W February 23, 2012 at 8:59pm
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George Harrisons Aston Martin to debut at Texas concours.
Shop, maybe you could trade in your weedwacker for this:
http://www.oldcarsweekly.com/news/show-news/george-harrisons-aston-martin-to-debut-at-texas-concours?et_mid=540280&rid=3386525
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 23, 2012 at 11:51pm
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Congrats Nova & Bo, your drinks are on Mystictt! Me and Shop will drink to THAT!
wpangel2 February 24, 2012 at 1:29am
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Congrats Nova
great job!!
Novalee57 February 24, 2012 at 12:43pm
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shopstar February 24, 2012 at 7:27pm
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If I'm still around come May, I'll make that show H_W and check out George's car.
It's on Lake Conroe. Where I catch most of the fish stocked into my lake.
Novalee57 February 24, 2012 at 11:01pm
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still around?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 25, 2012 at 12:13am
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***"It's on Lake Conroe. Where I catch most of the fish stocked into my lake."***
Do they have pirana fishies there too?
TheBoshow February 25, 2012 at 12:16am
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no..its by houston...mexican fishes
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 25, 2012 at 12:20am
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They must be wetbacks.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 25, 2012 at 12:22am
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Drinks will be free this weekend for anyone in Canada...this is to help with the post traumatic stress that is likely to occur based on the reports we are hearing of snow in Toronto.
TheBoshow February 25, 2012 at 1:55am
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that was a racist comment corelli..your better than that..i am half mexican
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 25, 2012 at 1:58am
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Oh, well in that case I was only HALF kidding.
shopstar February 25, 2012 at 2:21am
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"still around?"
Should have been, "still stateside" I guess.
LOL I'll still be around, I hope! Just maybe not around "here." Getting antsy here. Running out of home projects too.
Have put in feelers for a couple of offshore projects. One in Brazil looks real promising. Already applied for a VISA just in case. Should commence around late March. It's in the western hemi-sphere at least. Don't particularly care to get involved with Petrobras-Petrleo Brasileiro S.A. (NYSE: PBR)
But if they get the compensation package right, I'll gladly suffer.
shopstar February 25, 2012 at 2:38am
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Pam doesn't drink, put mine on her tab. She's Canadian.
Danica Patrick had the fastest time for tomorrows race at Daytona.
She has an equal chance at winning it and then Sunday's 500.
I'd like to see it happen.
At any rate!
I'll Drink To That!
and so will Mysticct!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 25, 2012 at 2:42am
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Cool, I'll put mine on your tab too! (But I'll root for Danica!)
Novalee57 February 25, 2012 at 9:00am
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I was just making sure you didn't have a croaking date planned. :P
hotpoet February 25, 2012 at 9:03am
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MOO ?
shopstar February 25, 2012 at 11:51am
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I hope not Nova.
Though the Mayan Calender states December 21, 2012 as the Earths end.
Of course in that case, I will just return to Mars!
hotpoet February 25, 2012 at 11:56am
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Gee they run out of space to print a calender further on and look what happens....
{{{}}}
hotpoet February 25, 2012 at 12:22pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRzcl10U5k0&feature=related
hotpoet February 25, 2012 at 9:05pm
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one bourbon one scotch one beer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0LPn1-vwA&feature=related
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 25, 2012 at 9:56pm
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Here's what happened when we unleashed the mechanical bull last night. Caution, women and children...it ain't pretty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td8CS6whwRg&feature=fvsr
hotpoet February 25, 2012 at 10:04pm
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WHO WAS THAT MASKED....Wo/Man KIMOSABE ?
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TheBoshow February 25, 2012 at 10:09pm
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maybe my mechanical bull idea wasnt so hot
hotpoet February 25, 2012 at 10:18pm
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I bet it isn't the first time that bull has made someone take a "PLOP"
chuckle
Two Feathers or two fingers
depends on my mood...
hotpoet February 26, 2012 at 2:57pm
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THE NEW RIDERS OF THE PURPLE SAGE-PANAMA RED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDSHOCjxzbA
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 26, 2012 at 3:13pm
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*bar under construction*
wpangel2 February 26, 2012 at 11:39pm
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huh? bar under construction? . . . . am I lost? again?
shopstar February 27, 2012 at 8:07pm
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I need a Drink!
Get one for Mysticct too!
shopstar February 28, 2012 at 12:19am
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Back under Green Flag racing. 2Hr+ red flag.
This Race started Sunday and is ending Tuesday.
Some one help me back on my stool or bring the TV down here.
And have Bob the Dog on standby for the ride home later.
wpangel2 February 28, 2012 at 12:32am
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here's the stool now shop, just slide right up here to it. . . . there ya go see how easy that was.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 28, 2012 at 12:57am
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Finally, we have a hostess!!
Novalee57 February 28, 2012 at 12:59am
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is dis bar under construction or what.......I need a beer here, bar keep.
TheBoshow February 28, 2012 at 1:24am
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like the Dl pic
shopstar February 28, 2012 at 1:25am
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Finally, we have a hostess and a winner.
FORD!!!!!!!!!!
Thank You, Angel!
Bring Nova a beer on my Tab!
Hound_Dog February 28, 2012 at 6:20am
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What a race,couldn't ask for more
H_W February 28, 2012 at 7:29am
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I blew by team-mate Kenseth, but was disqualified for having a navigator.
Go Ford!
wpangel2 February 28, 2012 at 9:36am
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watch out nova sliding one down to ya as we speak
coffee is ready mmmmmm mmmmm good!!
Cristobalito February 28, 2012 at 11:09am
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I heard the guy on ESPN say that "OOOOOO, Danica took a HARD lick" - is that true? did they show it on tv???
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 28, 2012 at 12:25pm
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I bet it was katelyn_kat (she just got out of jail, you know)
hotpoet February 28, 2012 at 12:39pm
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She does seem pretty "Katty"
Nice new pic Cap !
hotpoet February 28, 2012 at 1:58pm
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HEADS UP GUYS !
We are being invaded by Tgirls !
http://www.mingles.com/kateandy/
Alternatively........
http://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisG_1m8MKc_1TvyFmps804yf95C_1kFrY0rnlS-fNhBNqXNZvJbps-OHGtqavJcIfCjTN43zrrG_1AXKo-GhDJvg-YpOq6ZzEaF-H7jHUe3YYZUodhOUbTouQPjIk5XWwlhFxQYe3H5SpRr8kZAqgUPfy3n6pP4ySdBxdR8r4g0vEK_17yDaKekrAHjS0VOEbrI5z9aAW0FwPbr_1g1chuCqO4CIsQwSbNEAMHo3hpa4C9dd80Hb8WIWpgdILRBFVZ1budP2ZWV6Qexh3Ddf54J-iw2vCjHseA9LlwV8lAJw24fH-92m98KBSSlRqnrctFfs8Xm9zEcTJljWc6-NcFgqgFo-4ecvR7nMMBgP89lufT0INW50GMcPeFA6D9G0PQvzur5LIeAqH20lLVE6BTjX0e-Za2Q2ZsiBt6OLbAQpioZK2WpC7bJZAqI0oDaTrV9kFGx1Bg7g7xNrLuHBPj6ilyoTlTLI5nyCxzwUWGrpsF-TXHmHjJcyQaAmgFKoaqZh4CRg11VUjl2P7vu17nBgS_1CIblij_1aoyKDkRcNhN_1kRtgmrZXf1kK_1IRi5TmyACvF2zAzNRPIu0NiD0uNxgJbPiONCQAdWPO9-LSATzKJvhrW1U2vNHvdy92fROVlJtGrfssh0qwy0ozwknEYqm24KiJ0C0WVv7PPMXsPEgcMMlkv72XX1B4gykjHQeovNLdZV6KYSYM-6cS94LNaWWuSNrILpvx-qnBunB5bTSlfWhBMabCnECvIEBF_1E0SW9AKjggMjlmqO7dm_1zmh2dbo4tclLeWrsMdOyR3nbvx4JsxOBYYOW27KL0WpTUemk55zrehoo3n1ld4M0AQtxalXzSMwLu9OG4naNbt6SUC6wqKjjASulL_1fxeyc2iHrTYIpJLdoGDxXlZlWUbSnb2tXdMQSa6mTYCJBx5h42JXbo8YjlNHhkxGq0flWMBC-MG-GUuDTH2NMkEQOci6Nkaa2q3kUo_1OlqxcoDm8upjcPWjAbmR9S_1ofULRU20172JbsSwDUtGQE-eMOvfI6uKJIvi3yPfWRiMW1cexSc_1lD32KmccuPClClstJsfd39wQwM0R_1xZmBR1149rZK3DQu3Va7Vumf3TJvoucwu7ex487KY6LSCr8vgnz_14mEzynqKz6zD-VCesu4pGQHaZ94MrBznX-LFW8zABt7fZUOCpcSFfWgDz-x0hQW05geUpUoCflWP6Zt2lVmZNSzaE2yvPi02-FkoI02jws0ptWch6BWGIudmXMJDaRTVpId15zl7GK2s0tO2f4mtNsEkX3k7zQQx5Db3RDsW59clG3nl7u0Y6NNglOcbcDkTMZdrUCOJVh6F2qhtps53zkrJHx6LT3XzN8E9H_1a8g&num=10&hl=en&bih=637&biw=1024
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RUN LIKE THE LITTLE BASTARDS THAT WE ARE !
HAHAHAHAHAHA !
I CAN'T believe that shit !
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Novalee57 February 28, 2012 at 2:34pm
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Thanks Wp.........I'll have that coffee now
skroyy February 28, 2012 at 7:11pm
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Coffee?? Eeeewwwww! What's been going on 'round this watering hole in my absence, anyway?? I finally get off the disabled list, go away for a while and come back to coffee?? We don't have coffee....we have BobtheDog! Me thinks there's something fishy going on 'round this crawdad hole.
wpangel2 February 28, 2012 at 11:25pm
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aww but one can always add a lil spice to the coffee, care to try a cloud 9. . .promise it will be just devine
. . . . hold tight now, I got to wash my hands got juice from those darn crawdads all over the place
mmmm tasty I say yuppers
Cloud 9
Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz Frangelico hazelnut liqueur
3 oz Smirnoff vodka
1 oz chocolate syrup
4 cups coffee
1 cup milk
10 ice cubes
2 tbsp sugar
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
** promise it will warm you up on a cold rainy night
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 28, 2012 at 11:59pm
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Skroy!! Land sakes alive, where's our movie???
Novalee57 February 29, 2012 at 5:51pm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cloud9
Skroys been hidin..where?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 29, 2012 at 6:05pm
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shhhh.....word has it a FEMA camp may be involved!
skroyy February 29, 2012 at 7:41pm
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Uh oh! I thought you took over the movie in my absence, Cap. I sure hope "Mr. Big" has a sence of humor. This could turn ugly real quick! I think I could use some of that spiked coffee now, Angel.
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shhhh.....ixnay on the emafay
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)February 29, 2012 at 10:12pm
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I have deciphered your code, Skroyy, not to worry. 1-Adam-12! I won't say another word about it.
You still going water boarding this weekend?
shopstar March 1, 2012 at 12:51am
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Did some one say FEMA CAMP????????
The one closest to me has a picture of Obama out front.
I snuck over and nailed a sign below the pic that reads:
"Things Could Be Worse....
Re-Elect Me and I'll Prove It!"
wpangel2 March 1, 2012 at 12:59am
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Bavarian coffee perchance there skroyy . . .. its guarenteed to keep one toasty
sliding a cloud 9 in nova's direction, careful the whip cream melts mighty fast
shopstar March 1, 2012 at 1:14am
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I tried that cloud 9, not bad. With a slight variation.
Mixed for 15 servings,
I drank the vodka, I gave the hazelnut liqueur to Flower Puppy. When he comes to, I'll ask him if it was good or bad.
I mixed the rest and gave to the 13 feral cats out back. They'll usually eat anything, alive or dead. They voted to leave the coffee out of the mix next time.
wpangel2 March 1, 2012 at 1:36am
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awww shop I had something very special in mind for you, had a close friend that just loved these. . . . jamaincan 15 speed (similar to a 10 speed but theres a few added ingredients to the mix
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Novalee57 March 1, 2012 at 6:39am
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wipes the whip crean off her nose...mmmmmm this is good stuff.
Hound_Dog March 1, 2012 at 8:03am
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Sitting next to Novalee and wondering what that was she's wiping off her nose
jaclynlee March 1, 2012 at 10:12am
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How 'bout a Pepsi Max this morning? anyone tending the bar?
wpangel2 March 1, 2012 at 10:51am
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c'momin right up
just dropped in 4 a sec between lettin all theses dogs out
they get mighty antsy ya know
skroyy March 1, 2012 at 5:09pm
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Nova with whipped cream on herself? Angel tending bar? NOW things are starting to get back to normal!
Yes, Cap, that's the plan. However, everything hinges on the duck, it's location, and it's intentions. Do you know?
shopstar March 1, 2012 at 5:16pm
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I'll Drink To That!
jaclynlee March 1, 2012 at 10:58pm
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I waited too long to check back on that Pepsi...maybe now add a shot to it?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 1, 2012 at 11:10pm
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I don't know about the duck, but I'll have a CC water back....hold the vanilla fudge.
wpangel2 March 2, 2012 at 12:05pm
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kitchen cleaned up and fresh pot of brew, how bout a tequila sunset with that there captain . . . . one for the headache and one for the blood shot eyes
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 2, 2012 at 12:23pm
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Better give me the Tequila Sunrise....the Sunset sailed hours ago, lol!
Thanks WP...if you see skroyy, tell him the voices are calling for him down below.
wpangel2 March 2, 2012 at 12:27pm
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lol yup sunrise too
Novalee57 March 2, 2012 at 3:59pm
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N or an M whatever it takes.
skroyy March 2, 2012 at 7:40pm
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Yes, I've heard the whispers, thank you. But these are not ordinary whispers. If I'm not mistaken, and I don't think I am, this is Nurgleglurgen dialect. The NurgleglurgEYE (emphasis always on the EYE) being a derivative of the Durvis Jargon (or, Durvis Clan, as they like to be known), is responsible in great part for the Zuesinfiss scale. Yes, some of you know to what scale I'm referring to already, and if this is indeed the case, and the "NG" ladies are in our midst, this could be something of great "proportion."
More study and consultaion will indeed be warranted; and some help from Joe Friday's no nonsense approach, and of course, shop's universal charisma could be a definite advantage.
Holy Moly!! This could be big!!!
Novalee57 March 2, 2012 at 7:52pm
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I Knew it!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 3, 2012 at 12:02am
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Oh thank God! For a minute there I thought it was the Wu Tang Clan.
TheBoshow March 3, 2012 at 12:12am
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i had a dream last night that I was doing my show in chat and corelli was there
i think i have a man crush
hotpoet March 3, 2012 at 12:41am
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Q: What do you call a short Mexican ?
A: A "Paragraph"
{He's too SHORT to be an "Essay"}
{snicker}
hotpoet March 3, 2012 at 12:44am
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Did you hear the one about the black guy ?
Yeah actually those mexican and black jokes are all the same
you've seen JUAN you've seen Jamal .....
skroyy March 3, 2012 at 9:55am
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Nova, I knew you'd know, but I didn't want to involve you unless absolutely necessary. Unfortunately, since there's been no word from Joe or shop, I fear the worst! They may have already been taken from us!
Cap, no worries, that's a common mistake. The Wu Tang and Darvis Clan are masters of misdirection and deception. Many have fallen prey to their unscrupulous ways. But never, EVER, confuse the Darvis with the Durvis, or all hell will break loose and there will be a blurvis of a magnitude like you've never seen!!!
Ok, I'm back on it.
skroyy March 3, 2012 at 4:20pm
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Uh oh! I'm sensing a definite lull in lounge activity! Mumbles in the corner - whispers across the way - an occasional moan of orgasmic proportion - but all in all, a definite hush has taken over. Have I been left alone to unmask what lurks beneath? Has everyone been taken captive, or just hiding for a surprise party? I shudder when I think of the possibilities, and since I'm not thinking this week, where does that leave us???
Well, no time for chit-chat. I'm off to see the wizard!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 3, 2012 at 4:33pm
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I'm not thinking this week either, so I don't know. Next week is not looking good either. My brain cells are pretty much on vacation in Haiti. Some little guy with a clapper keeps following me around.
Novalee57 March 3, 2012 at 5:30pm
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I am not sure whats going on but my thinking cap just busted, did someone mix the darvis with the durvis? My athame is a.w.o.l..........Capt.????? Now I am condemed to walk in circles like many of you, Oh the horror. Somebody please put a road block up and call Mr. Bill!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 3, 2012 at 8:23pm
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Where is Father Guido Sarducci when we need him???
skroyy March 3, 2012 at 8:52pm
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It all starts with one innocent drink at a friendly bar and lounge, and then..............
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 3, 2012 at 9:28pm
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and then the voices take over, the basement door creaks open, and then............
BobtheDog March 3, 2012 at 9:46pm
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.....Bob (the dog) runs up the stairs with a beer bong in his mouth and.....
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 3, 2012 at 9:53pm
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......says "you humans are never gonna believe this sh*t!". Bob's eyes are red, but full of fear, but before he can say anymore, something is seen glowing over by the counter, and......
skroyy March 3, 2012 at 11:22pm
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The fuse is lit! And out of nowhere you see feathers fly and hear a commanding voice say, "This is a dog, not a chicken. Chicken's don't look like dogs. Who told you this was a chicken, son? Nice boy, but doesn't listen to a thing you say. You got a bum steer, son. I'm a chicken, not a schnook. Lookit here, I say lookit here, son. You're wrong! You're a dog. I'm a chicken!" And then.........
hotpoet March 4, 2012 at 3:05am
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Guy walks into the bar exclaiming
"Damn i need to get f'ked"
Cap tells him "go upstairs and knock on 13
They can help you out with that
So the guy go upstairs and knocks on 13
A Gruff voice says YEAH WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
Well i like to get f'ked says the guy
......Slip 50 bucks under the door than
OK ? so the guy does....
After awhile he gets impatient waiting
So he knocks again...
"YEAH...WHAT DO YOU WANT" the same gruff voice says
I wanna get F'ked the guy says...
WHAT ....AGAIN ?
{chuckle}
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Novalee57 March 4, 2012 at 9:18am
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Lives in Oviedo and has an "I brake for Chickens" Bumper sticker......?
wpangel2 March 4, 2012 at 10:59am
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I say, I say, I say son . . . . whats all the commotion about.
coffee's ready, beers on ice
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 4, 2012 at 11:13am
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***"The fuse is lit! And out of nowhere you see feathers fly and hear a commanding voice say, "This is a dog, not a chicken. Chicken's don't look like dogs. Who told you this was a chicken, son? Nice boy, but doesn't listen to a thing you say. You got a bum steer, son. I'm a chicken, not a schnook. Lookit here, I say lookit here, son. You're wrong! You're a dog. I'm a chicken!" And then........."***
...joe friday strode in. "I'm sorry sir, but if you're a chicken, then what is all that gobbledygook crap hanging from your chin? No sir, you're a rooster. A rooster with a speech impediment, and that's a fact. Now what I need is a cold glass of beer and...."
skroyy March 4, 2012 at 3:48pm
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"Now lookit....I say, now lookit here, Joe. I knows I'm a rooster, but I'm in the chicken FAMILY, boy....the chicken FAMILY! Get up off the floor, son, and listen to me. You're falling all over yourself! That poor d....I say that poor dog thinks he's a chickenhawk that can drive! He's as mixed up as a feather in a whirlwind, son, and I was trying to get both his oars paddlin in the same direction."
"That Joe Friday is a goo....I say, that Joe Friday is a good cop, but about as sharp as a sack of mice when he gets a few beers in him."
Joe finally works his way up off the floor, and just as he does.......
JoeFriday33 March 4, 2012 at 4:26pm
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..."well now, look it here yourself, maaam. I happen to know the difference between a duck, see. I also happen to know the difference between a hot damn rooster and a girl from vegas. You see, a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo," and the vegas girls say "any-cock'll-doo." That's a fact, mister. I ain't just whistlin' dixie, and I got a badge, see here?" Say, who turned out the lights. Who's got ahold of my.....
skroyy March 4, 2012 at 5:25pm
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"Speaking of....I say, speaking of ducks, there you go flappin your gums like a ducks ass again, boy! You make a good point, Joe, now point it in another direction and pay attention! Two toe....I say, two toes is trying to take care of your pointer for you, son. Now go away, boy, you bother me."
As Eileen grabs at Joe's pointer................
Novalee57 March 4, 2012 at 8:10pm
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Rooster, chicken any duck will do : P
skroyy March 4, 2012 at 9:28pm
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Hey, Joe. I bet you never thought you'd be having a discussion with a chicken when you woke up this morning, huh? lol This whole conversation cracked me up! Thanks for the laughs.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 4, 2012 at 10:09pm
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Lions draw first blood for next year versus Patriots:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ochocinco-urinated-lion-lived-tweet-tale-020326291.html
shopstar March 7, 2012 at 9:36am
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Angel is working nights now, we have to open early for the end of her shift now.
JoeFriday33 March 7, 2012 at 11:31am
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Two Toes got a little more than she bargained for, and that's all I'm saying' about that. Mention the word nightstick around her, and watch her eyes glaze over. No I am NOT kidding, boy, I say lookit here, you need to respect your elders. Have I ever lied to you, I say, have I ever lied to you?? No siree, I speak only in facts. Of course, the perception part is all on my end, but as far as you are concerned they are all facts!
Now who has the bong? I'm gonna start tasering people soon if somebody doesn't speak up...
mylady_pamela March 7, 2012 at 12:25pm
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JOE... for the love of life, we sent out the Joe signal and I find you in here?!?! The bar! You are needed in "Things To Do When You're Bored" There is an unsolved mystery involving a pink flamingo.
History: jaclyn has a history of playing pranks with gnomes and pink flamingo's BUT she has only confessed that in here... people in the "real" world don't know it - except for her friend that engages in the activity with her. ( "pranks" (stealing) a gnomes or bird from gardens and switching them around in the yards of those in her area.)
Novalee57 March 7, 2012 at 1:07pm
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Wow, Joe is getting mighty testie, huh.
wpangel2 March 7, 2012 at 6:58pm
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coffee's ready, beers on ice, lil bit of hank, willie, and johnny playing in the back ground . . . . but whats all this talk bout chickens, flamingo's, roosters, dogs and gnomes?
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away? a place where everybody knows your name
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 7, 2012 at 11:59pm
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Except for coach. I still don't know his name.
wpangel2 March 8, 2012 at 7:59am
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Ernie - Ernie Pantusso
shopstar March 8, 2012 at 10:17am
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Did you use that pool cue to gleam that info?
wpangel2 March 8, 2012 at 3:51pm
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it does give me some time to relax and reflect . . . used to love Cheers, and could recall same somewhere along the line saying Coach's name, and they dedicated a show to him after he passed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVJx4OGbs8M
skroyy March 8, 2012 at 5:30pm
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**"Two Toes got a little more than she bargained for, and that's all I'm saying' about that. Mention the word nightstick around her, and watch her eyes glaze over. No I am NOT kidding, boy, I say lookit here, you need to respect your elders. Have I ever lied to you, I say, have I ever lied to you?? No siree, I speak only in facts. Of course, the perception part is all on my end, but as far as you are concerned they are all facts!
Now who has the bong? I'm gonna start tasering people soon if somebody doesn't speak up..."**
Joe, I'm starting to like your attitude, boy. Walk softly and carry a big stick. Between the two.....I say, between the two of us there may be some hope yet.
Now lookit here! Y'all stop sucking suds long enough to pay attention to the facts. Stop falling all over yourselves and listen up. I'm a co......I say, I'm a COP! I carry a badge! Joe, you're a rooster. Nova, you're a duck. Jacy, you're a pink flamingo. Angel, you're a harp. Well, we got....I say, we gotta have music in here somewhere! Cap, you're a dog.....WITH FLEAS! Hound dog, you're a bone. Shop, you're a frengen (that's a mar....I say, that's a martian frog). Myst, you're a muskrat. Bo, you're a ferret. H_W, you're Mr. Ed....or a penguin. Bob, you're a pig. Pam, you're an orange jellybean.
Now, what we got here....I say, what we got here, is a bunch of varmits in a varmit bar all chasing an orange jellybean with harp music! I'm a co, I say, I'm a cop with a varmit GUN! Any questions?
shopstar March 8, 2012 at 6:47pm
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A Martian Frog? I say now Look Here, Look Here My Secrets out !
skroyy March 10, 2012 at 5:03pm
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frengen^^^
That Foghorn can be a bit annoying at times, but he sure does know his Martians! lol
Ok, what can we do to liven this place up a bit??? The suggestion department is now officially open!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 10, 2012 at 5:19pm
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Nude Skeeball is always good.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 10, 2012 at 5:32pm
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Ok I have booked Dr. Morton Downey Jr. to discuss any issues patrons have. Remember, you must be a paying customer, and you must order a two drink minimum to participate (same as the AA classes in the back). Mr. Downey will be here for only an hour per night, so please save your issues and do not seek help. They will be dealt with here from the comfort of your bar stool.
shopstar March 10, 2012 at 6:19pm
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I'll Drink To That!
I suppose NovA is "calling" up "Mort the Mouth" for his appearence.
shopstar March 11, 2012 at 12:57am
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I'll take some "mushrooms" along with that "toadstool" too!
As soon as Flower Puppy and Sam finish that Beer Bong they're working on a plan to Free that underage dog at Angel's with the pink collar. No wonder he ate her fishing pole. Jeeezzzz!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 11, 2012 at 1:01am
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That underage puppy told me WP is running a puppy sweat shop, and forcing those pups to run papers all over the neighborhood for Great Value Brand Puppy Chow, a clear knockoff! They're trying to form a union, but some idiot on the beach with dented boobs keeps thwarting them.
wpangel2 March 11, 2012 at 8:40am
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I say now, I say now, lookit here, lookit here . . . .this is all a conspiracy it is, it is . . .dem dare dogs well dey trying to overtake the bed, they are, they are! Appears couches arent enuff round here . . . see what happens when ya hand away a few creature comforts .. . demanding demanding more and more
they do, they do!!
skroyy March 11, 2012 at 12:03pm
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Foghorn may leave you speechless, but he does make an impression! lol
skroyy March 11, 2012 at 12:11pm
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ALERT!! ALERT!! THIS JUST IN!!
Drummer's worldwide are stealing cowbell's from defenseless cows!!! It is for this reason that farmer's are now going to fight back and arm their cow's with attack frengen's!!
MORE COWBELL!! MORE COWBELL!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 11, 2012 at 1:43pm
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Don't worry, Skroyy....those cows grow attached to their farmers. These drummers can clang those bells till the cows come home, but they won't be leaving the farm. Other than the occasional "moo"ing by warren they don't get distracted easily. Its the rooster that we need to watch out for, the foghorn guy. He's an organizer, that one. He's trouble.
skroyy March 11, 2012 at 2:54pm
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I dunno, Cap. I've been hearing some strange moo's from some strange places lately. Joe Friday's bungalow for one, and two toe's room. Hmmmmm....think there may be a connection?
But, yeah, I agree....Foghorn is definitely a character to contend with - and you just never know when he's gonna strike!
hotpoet March 11, 2012 at 8:24pm
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
"Back in me pub in Glasgow," brags the Scotsman, "fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!"
"In me pub in London," says the Englishman,"I pay fer two pint's o' Guiness and they give me a third one free!"
"That's nuthin'" says the Irishman, "Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"
"Is that true?" asks the Scotsman. "Has that really happened to you?"
"Well, no," says the Irishman, "but it happens to me sister all the time!"
hotpoet March 11, 2012 at 8:26pm
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A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 11, 2012 at 8:26pm
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Well we can match that here in the states. Any volunteers want to help Paddy's sister out? lol
hotpoet March 11, 2012 at 8:53pm
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A guy walks into a barber shop, asks "Bob Peters here? " barber replies "Nope. Just cut hair.
mysticct March 11, 2012 at 8:57pm
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I tell you all watch out for those cows, they can be dangerous.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithguns
shopstar March 11, 2012 at 8:58pm
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I'll Drink To That!
And so will Mysticct!
hotpoet March 11, 2012 at 9:18pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Did you ALL have to turn your ass to the wind the same way
to come up with that one ?
I see the MOO minglers finally did put together some kind of act...
I'd give it a fairly deserved "3" !
{applause}
But everyone knows that Canada has a no fail education system
The only thing you can get are "A's" {Eh's}
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 11, 2012 at 9:30pm
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^someone cut him off please...
hotpoet March 11, 2012 at 9:38pm
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A lonely old frog calls the psychic hotline and asks what his future holds
His personal psychic advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know EVERYTHING about you"
THAT'S AWESOME says the frog...Will i meet her at a party ?
NOPE says the advisor...in Biology class...
Your nose is sticking out your butt !
hehehe
MOOOOO !
7L
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 11, 2012 at 9:39pm
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Yeah I took too much valium once...
hotpoet March 11, 2012 at 9:55pm
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Remind me NEVER to do that Cap !
My nose has a hard enough time breathing through my face !
snicker
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 11, 2012 at 10:06pm
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Ok Sybil, but you're only getting one drink at a time.
hotpoet March 11, 2012 at 10:19pm
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Guy gets pulled over after leaving the bar one night
Police officer asks him "Sir have you been drinking tonight ?"
"I only ever had one little drink" replied the obviously drunk driver
But how MANY of those "one little drinks did you have ?" insisted the officer
.....17...........
hotpoet March 11, 2012 at 11:22pm
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A customer walks into a bar and grill where he notices a BIG SIGN on the wall
$5oo DOLLARS IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER
So when the waitress arrives he orders elephant dung on rye
She calmly takes down his order and walks in to the kitchen
Where all Hell breaks loose
The owner of the bar and grill comes yelling out of the kitchen storms over to the table and slaps 5 crisp %100.00 dollar bills on the table
"I'll have you know though" he shouts at the customer
That in TEN years of business THIS is the first time we have EVER been out of Rye !
7L
hotpoet March 14, 2012 at 5:48pm
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Nelly - Hot In Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-qN6TCY85c
Come on Ladies ,LET's DANCE !
7L7
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hotpoet March 14, 2012 at 5:59pm
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Usher-Yeah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiXbRBS5Z58&feature=endscreen&NR=1
Dirty dance with me ......
7L
...D//
hotpoet March 14, 2012 at 6:10pm
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Usher - Burn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=j7y_6JHUDR0
Slow dance ?
hotpoet March 14, 2012 at 6:35pm
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Usher & Alicia Keys - My Boo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=fPgf2meEX1w
Ok better run before Cap figures out i been turning the bar into a dance club while he's gone
Round for the house on me ,,,,And see Cap at least i bought something...
hehehe
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 16, 2012 at 12:26am
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Tequila Sunrises are on the house this evening....try it, you'll like it. If you want a Long Island Iced Tea for a chaser, just let me know!
We'll just call it the finale.
mysticct March 16, 2012 at 8:28pm
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I'll drink to that, so will shop.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 16, 2012 at 10:52pm
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*slides 2 Tequila Sunrises over for Shop and Mysticct*
I'll have a Stolichnaya with a splash of tobacco...I like to live on the edge!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 16, 2012 at 11:37pm
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Duke got bounced by Lehigh! WOW
wpangel2 March 17, 2012 at 1:41am
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"Tequila Sunrise" The Eagles
It's another tequila sunrise
Starin' slowly 'cross the sky, said goodbye
He was just a hired hand
Workin' on the dreams he planned to try
The days go by
Ev'ry night when the sun goes down
Just another lonely boy in town
And she's out runnin' 'round
She wasn't just another woman
And I couldn't keep from comin' on
It's been so long
Oh, and it's a hollow feelin' when
It comes down to dealin' friends
It never ends
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb
It's another tequila sunrise,this old world
still looks the same,
Another frame, mm...
wpangel2 March 17, 2012 at 8:00am
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I have known many, liked not a few, loved only one, I drink to you.
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.
As you slide down the banisters of life may the splinters never point the wrong way.
May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.
May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.
May there be a generation of children on the children of your children.
May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.
May your neighbors respect you, Trouble neglect you, The angels protect you, And heaven accept you.
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.
May the strength of three be in your journey.
In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship and never in want.
Here's that we may always have a clean shirt, a clean conscience, and a guinea in our pocket.
May I see you grey and combing your children's hair.
May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband(or wife).
May your doctor never earn a dollar out of you and may your heart never give out. May the ten toes of your feet steer you clear of all misfortune, and before you're much older, may you hear much better toasts than this.
May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you're going and the insight to know when you're going too far.
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, quick to make friends. But rich or poor, quick or slow, may you know nothing but happiness from this day foward.
May the frost never afflict your spuds. May the outside leaves of your cabbage always be free from worms. May the crow never pick your haystack, and may your donkey always be in foal.
May the sound of happy music, And the lilt of Irish laughter, fill your heart with gladness, that stays forever after.
May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
May you live long, Die happy, And rate a mansion in heaven.
Beautiful young people are acts of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
Novalee57 March 17, 2012 at 8:01am
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I'll drink to that!!!!
wpangel2 March 17, 2012 at 8:03am
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"St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time -- a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic."By Adrienne Cook.
May yall have a blessed St Patrick'a Day
traveler55 March 17, 2012 at 11:52am
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May the Irish hills caress you, her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you, and the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
traveler55 March 17, 2012 at 11:59am
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May you enjoy the four greatest blessings: Honest work for honest gain; a hearty appetite to sustain; indulgence from a good woman to love you; and a wink and a nod from God above you.
traveler55 March 17, 2012 at 12:02pm
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May you live a long life, full of gladness and health, with a purse full of gold as the least of your wealth.
traveler55 March 17, 2012 at 12:04pm
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I spent far too much of my youth in Irish pubs...
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 1:09pm
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Not only that, but free green beer!
(watch out for the leprechaun under the stairs)
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 1:55pm
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Actually there was an Irishman in here last night. Kept ordering martinis all night long, but every time he would save the olive and put it in a jar, then put it back in his pocket. When he got up to leave after about 12 martinis I asked him what the deal was with them. He said his wife had sent him out for a jar of olives.
hotpoet March 17, 2012 at 2:01pm
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Three Irishmen Three Irishmen
Sitting in a ditch
One called the other
A dirty son of a .........
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 2:02pm
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one more, vomit bus
hotpoet March 17, 2012 at 2:05pm
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Perer Murphy had a dog
A very fine dog was he
Gave him to a lady friend
To keep her company
hotpoet March 17, 2012 at 2:09pm
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She taught it
She taught it
She taught it how to jump
Jumped right up her petticoat
And bit her right on her.....
hotpoet March 17, 2012 at 2:19pm
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No one else knows the song ?
Well now i have to finish it ....
Coun-try boy Coun-try boy
Sitting on a rock
Along came a bee ans stung him right on his...
COCK-tails ginger ale
25 cents a glass
and if you do not want any
Than shove it right up your....
As-k me no questions
And i will tell no lies
So if you get hit
With a bucket of shit
BE SURE TO CLOSE YOUR EYES !
Thank you ...
HUHH !
Thanhk you VERY much......
{no autographs PLEASE !}
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 2:23pm
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Tommy is asking for you in the gym.
hotpoet March 17, 2012 at 2:27pm
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"I don't do requests"
{Arnold Schwartzenegger...Running man}
Damn that's a hard name to spell...
Happy St' Pats day Cap !
wpangel2 March 17, 2012 at 3:34pm
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When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
When Irish eyes are smiling
Sure it's like a morning spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter,
You can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and gay.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they steal your heart away.
There's a tear in your eye, and I'm wondering why,
For it never should be there at all.
With such power in your smile, sure a stone you'd beguile,
So there's never a teardrop should fall.
When your sweet lilting laughter's like some fairy song,
And your eyes twinkle bright as can be,
You should laugh all the while and all other times smile,
And now smile a smile for me.
Chorus:
When Irish eyes are smiling
Sure it's like a morning spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter,
You can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and gay.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they steal your heart away.
wpangel2 March 17, 2012 at 3:35pm
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Wild Irish Rose
My Wild Irish Rose,
The sweetest flower that grows.
You may search everywhere,
But none can compare with my wild Irish Rose.
My Wild Irish Rose,
The dearest flower that grows.
And someday for my sake,
She may let me take,
The bloom from my wild Irish Rose.
c'mon yall sing with me
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 6:02pm
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Thanks WP, but now you have to turn on the mic and actually sing them! hey, you're singing to a bunch of drunks, and everybody knows your name...this is NOT a tough room! lol
Besides, we have to get you snookered, so we can talk you into releasing that poor little puppy with the pink bandana.
wpangel2 March 17, 2012 at 7:08pm
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but but but then you could actually hear me sing - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH no, aweful singer even if it is to a bunch of drunks
which at any given time a number may or may not be inebriated.
lol umm your gonna have to talk to him bout that one . . . . he's kinda partial to one of the lady pooches in these parts, even shares his fiddles with her on a regular basis but no one else mind you . . . nope anyone else even sniffs at his chow and he sets them straight.
One more tune for the day and even a link to someone who sings it mighty purdy now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eci1hhjlipM&feature=related
The Moon and St Christopher - Mary Black
When i was young i spoke like a child, and i saw with a childs eyes
And an open door was to a girl, like the stars are to the skies
It's funny how the world lives up to all your expectations
With adventures for the stout of heart, and the lure of the open spaces.
There's two lanes running down this road, and whichever side you are on
Accounts for where you want to go, and what you are running from
Back when darkness overtook me, on a blindman's curve.
Chorus:
I relied upon the moon, i relied upon the moon
I relied upon the moon and st. christopher.
Now i've paid my dues 'cause i have owed them, but i've paid a price sometimes
For being such a stubborn woman, in such stubborn times
I have run from the arms of lovers, i have run from the eyes of friends
I have run from the hands of kindness, i have run just because i can.
Now i've grown and i speak like a woman, and i see with a woman's eyes
And an open door is to me now, like the saddest of goodbyes
Well it's too late for turning back, and i pray for the heart and nerve
.
Chorus: (repeat chorus)
I relied upon the moon, i relied upon the moon
I relied upon the moon and st. christopher to be my guide.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 7:14pm
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***"nope anyone else even sniffs at his chow and he sets them straight."***
...Shop does that with his Strohs, lol.
mysticct March 17, 2012 at 8:31pm
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lets get those pitchers of green beer going. shop needs one too.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 8:36pm
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Coming right up!
By the way, what is Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture! hehe
hotpoet March 17, 2012 at 11:03pm
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"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes."
"Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish."
"Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 11:27pm
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Stopped For Speeding
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says,
"Good Lord! He's done it again!"
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 17, 2012 at 11:32pm
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The Top 13 Signs That You're Being Stalked By A Leprechaun
Generic-looking green van parked across the street with Notre Dame bumper sticker.
Every time you turn around the pitter-pattering stops and that green fire hydrant seems to have gotten a little closer.
Green lipstick marks on the butt of your Dockers.
You're being followed by a large woman with a sultry voice and a dying career. (Oops! That's a sign you're being stalked by Chaka Khan.)
You don't recall owning an anatomically correct lawn gnome.
Card delivered with the bouquet of 4-leaf clovers reads, "I bet you're magically delicious!"
When you come home from work, the potatoes are missing from the cupboard and your parrot is singing "Danny Boy."
Prank caller has a really corny Irish accent, and Richard Gere has an airtight alibi.
Those tiny green hairs on your toilet seat.
Sultry voice from shower soap dish asks, "Is that your shillelagh, or are you just happy to see me?"
Pink hearts, yellow moons, blue diamonds scratched on your car at knee-level, and Ross Perot is nowhere to be found.
Them little green pellets in the litter box ain't M&M's, Chester.
Every day this week you've noticed the same buckle shoes dangling just above the floor in the stall next to you.
wpangel2 March 17, 2012 at 11:52pm
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Men are like bagpipes - no sound comes from them until they are full.
Irish Saying
You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
Irish Saying
adamslt March 18, 2012 at 12:28am
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woah! woah! woah! what the heck??!? please tell me you didnt put a pink bandana on Jughead
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 18, 2012 at 12:41am
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A pink bandana isn't the worst part....she makes him drink raspberry iced teas with little umbrellas and bought him a doggy sweater.
wpangel2 March 18, 2012 at 1:08am
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rofl . . . adam now come on now would I really de-man the man of the house like that
and no he doesnt get to have a doggy sweater that is reserved for the one missing his golden nuggets as my son would say
lol.
Jug is way tooo tuff for that, I got to watch him howling away in the woods today, so awesome to see him at it
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 18, 2012 at 1:09am
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Yeah, tell him why poor Jug was howling.
She had the poor thing's leggings on too tight!!!
wpangel2 March 18, 2012 at 1:14am
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rofl omg lol, um he was trying to find that rascaly rabbit . . . . leggings really, that might cut the oh never mind - pretty sure he would get mighty testy on that one
might interfere with him being a hound dog to our Ms Daisy
Novalee57 March 18, 2012 at 8:57am
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So this Irishman walks out of a bar....
No, Really, it can happen...
mostie_mostie March 18, 2012 at 10:59am
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Music! We must have music in this Lounge! Here...let me offer something:
http://www.youtube.com/teekmusic
heh heh heh...this will sound as good as a bad looking woman in a bar at closing time, after a tad too much-LOL
hotpoet March 18, 2012 at 11:10am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZlncYAqxi4&feature=related
mostie_mostie March 18, 2012 at 11:24am
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hahaha, I just went to take a "Peek at Teek", and a listen....can anyone say...Cindy Brady? LMAO
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 18, 2012 at 11:33am
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The dork has a lisp! LMAO!!!!! Oops, make that a "lithpp"
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 19, 2012 at 9:31pm
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Miguel Cabrera takes a rocket in the eye:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/miguel-cabrera-gushes-blood-taking-grounder-off-face-190817986.html
hotpoet March 19, 2012 at 9:53pm
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OH DAMN YOU KNOW THAT HURT !
TheBoshow March 19, 2012 at 10:21pm
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detroit will have the worst, and fattest infield in MLB...i feel bad for thier pitchers
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 19, 2012 at 10:46pm
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Don't feel too bad...they'll also have the deepest batting lineup in the free world. I don't think there's any pitchers that wouldn't want to pitch for the Tigers this year, lol.
TheBoshow March 19, 2012 at 10:58pm
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wanna bet that Texas has a better record at the all star break?
if i win...you gotta send a friend request to tck
if i lose
Heylee will flash her baby feeders on cam
bet??
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 19, 2012 at 11:04pm
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You're on.
(This one was easy though...he has me on block so he'll never get it, lol)
TheBoshow March 19, 2012 at 11:56pm
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then we need to re-bet
you have to create a thread where you can only say nice things about tck
TheBoshow March 20, 2012 at 4:06am
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and you cant refer to him as"shit stabber"..or come guzzler...when you be nice
TheBoshow March 20, 2012 at 4:08am
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and i took hell in chat for betting her boobs,....but we bet
go rangers
Judge_Roy_Bean March 20, 2012 at 10:41am
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May God and Miss Lilly forgive me, but with that bet on I gotta cheer for Detroit.
HeyLee March 20, 2012 at 10:49pm
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no "but we bet" you need to re-bet
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 21, 2012 at 12:46am
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Game on!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 21, 2012 at 1:27pm
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The NFL announced Wednesday that they are tired of announcing things everyone already knows, so they will not be doing that anymore. Breathe in and out, and read once in a while and you'll be fine. Thank you.
wpangel2 March 21, 2012 at 4:10pm
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I dont care what anyone says . . . . where's the scented candles, incense or the smell good stuff, bad case of wet dog smell goin on and it appears there's a few ticks out there to blame for it
spring is in the air
Novalee57 March 22, 2012 at 8:29am
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Lights a big Vanilla candle for Wp
wpangel2 March 22, 2012 at 9:34am
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ty mmmmmm so much better
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 22, 2012 at 11:13pm
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Skroy and SHop are gone for only a little while, and the girls throw away their high heels and pasties and start lighting candles? Geez Louise, I need a drink, lol.
wpangel2 March 22, 2012 at 11:50pm
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hhhhmmmmm
I once heard vanilla scents and baby powder actually aroused and atracted the male species
. . . .
wpangel2 March 23, 2012 at 12:29am
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sliding a cold one to captain, then off to bed for me
. . . . to quiet in here lately.
hotpoet March 23, 2012 at 12:32am
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HERE LITTLE HMMMMMING BIRDS !
I got some nice sweets for you ......
hotpoet March 23, 2012 at 12:36am
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I don't often drink beer...
But when i do i prefer the fabulous taste of Dos Equis ...
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 23, 2012 at 10:38am
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***"to quiet in here lately."***
I know. I may have to give up drinking.
mysticct March 23, 2012 at 8:43pm
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vanilla scent and baby powder scent do not arouse males.
try a little single malt behind your ear lobes wp.
Beer me please bartender.
TheBoshow March 23, 2012 at 8:52pm
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I agree...vanilla is nasty and baby powder smells like a baby or an old lady
I like the smell of fear and that panic look in the eye
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 24, 2012 at 12:30am
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Consider yourself beered, mystic!
***"I like the smell of fear and that panic look in the eye"***
...something tells me Bo's dates do not turn out well, lol.
hotpoet March 24, 2012 at 12:31am
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^Still powders his bottom
hehehe
Peach schnapps and vodka absolut
With some ice in it ?
hotpoet March 24, 2012 at 12:32am
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UUPS that was meant for Bo
hehehe
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 24, 2012 at 12:32am
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I've got some black powder for you
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 24, 2012 at 12:33am
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bo's gonna say that was racist
wpangel2 March 24, 2012 at 1:59am
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Hey poet, the other forum was full
isnt like black powder for like um guns or somethin?
got to say, tho I know so many who really like the smell of vanilla and baby powder that the guys round here appear not to be big fans of it it sure does smell batter than wet dog
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 24, 2012 at 11:39am
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Roman Cleanser does it for me.
shopstar March 26, 2012 at 3:09am
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I've drank enough of those 3 colored drinks till I'm filled up to my eye balls.
Bring another round and blow out those candles. I almost asked "who wants gum" when I walked in.
Give Mysticct a round too.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 26, 2012 at 11:26am
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Yay, Shop is back!!
We missed you. I almost closed the bar, lol.
mysticct March 26, 2012 at 8:26pm
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good to see you shop
get us a round of beer please. don't forget yourself.
TheBoshow March 26, 2012 at 8:35pm
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got a fat income tax check...drinks are on me
jaclynlee March 26, 2012 at 9:44pm
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Cool deal, Bo. Congrats and thanks!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 27, 2012 at 12:04am
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Does that include the beertender, cause I'm hella thirsty!
wpangel2 March 27, 2012 at 2:23am
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now shop are you sayin you don't like sweet smellin stuff
dang guess I better toss these cookies out to the dogs
fresh out of the oven n all
shucks here I was gonna try n share . . .
shopstar March 27, 2012 at 6:19am
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I'll Drink to That ! Bo!
shopstar March 27, 2012 at 6:25am
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I love sweet smelling stuff, that's supposed to be sweet smelling.
Flower Puppy will take those cookies Angel! Throw them our way.
wpangel2 March 27, 2012 at 7:48pm
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well I think we all need an extra helping of these mmmmmm delicious chocolate chip cookies . . . gonna get my car back Thursday - woooo hooooo!!!! gonna be dancin round here might quick once it is back up n running
yeah!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 28, 2012 at 12:10am
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What's the rush, WP. Adam said there's nothing to see in Kansas anyway! *smirk*
cherrypie80 March 28, 2012 at 6:04am
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I have posted my profile on 21st and my pictures are still under review, I wonder how long they will be under review?
wpangel2 March 28, 2012 at 6:46am
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nothing to see, nothing to see, NOTHING TO SEE!!! well I'll have ya know there is plenty to see . . . . dont ya know tis where the buffalo roam, where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day. How often at night where the heavens are bright with the light of the glittering stars have I stood there amazed and asked as I gazed if their glory exceeds that of ours
and and and dont forget ya got to see the wizard, follow the yellow brick road . . . now how am I suppose to follow that darn yellow brick road if'n I seemed to misplace the Lion, the Scarecrow and the Tinman. Got to hurry up and find them, yes sir I do I do.
and the rush heheheeheeee 3 months pretty sure disqualifies it from bein a rush
mylady_pamela March 28, 2012 at 11:06am
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(walks by the bar and wonders how much money I've saved for being a non-drinker) and silently offers a tsk tsk tsk to the bar residents)
mysticct March 28, 2012 at 12:13pm
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Depending if you use bottled water or tap water for your beverage Ms. Pamela. Bottled water with fennel, chia or flax seed and lemon slices will run you around the same price as a bottle of beer. You would see savings with the use of tap water.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 28, 2012 at 12:18pm
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Yeah but tap water has those forty-two thousand microorganisms, most of them unidentifiable, that make you feel sick most of the days of your life and the city charges you for it every month. Beer is more user friendly, and it makes you brave, and strong, and makes you look better to the opposite sex (that's assuming THEY'RE drinking too, of course). The microorganisms cannot survive in beer, so therefore it is a much more nutritious and self-serving refreshment. BEER, it's where it's at. Get one today!
Novalee57 March 28, 2012 at 12:27pm
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what happens if you dilute your beer with water to make it last longer? :P
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 28, 2012 at 12:31pm
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Oh no, never do that. That will mutate the microorganisms, and you will end up with sea monkeys crawling out of the glass.
hotpoet March 28, 2012 at 2:21pm
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I don't drink beer often
But when i DO
I prefer the fabulous taste of Dos Equis...
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 28, 2012 at 2:23pm
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I'm a slow drinker. I prefer Uno Equis at a time.
hotpoet March 28, 2012 at 2:25pm
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Long as no Sea Monkeys come crawling out i'm good
7L
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 28, 2012 at 2:30pm
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Well they don't drink much, but here's the problem. If you mix water with your beer, and the sea monkeys do procreate, you end up with little spermy trails floating in the hops, and once you ingest the alcohol, months later those form new little sea monkeys in your bladder, and they travel along your intestines, back up through your esophagus, and the next thing you know you're out on a date and open your mouth to french kiss the girl you're with and bam! There one sits at the base of your tongue waving to the poor girl and scaring her half out of her wits.
Never dilute your alcohol. It's just asking for trouble.
Novalee57 March 28, 2012 at 2:39pm
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lol
hotpoet March 28, 2012 at 3:19pm
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besides
If all those little Sea Monkeys decide to become Sailors
You'll end up full of Sea-men...
Novalee57 March 28, 2012 at 4:48pm
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awwww - geeeeezzz you been waitin a life time to say that , huh Poet lol
shopstar March 29, 2012 at 5:34am
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I'll Drink to all That!
And so will Mysticct!
hotpoet March 29, 2012 at 10:52am
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hahaha pretty much Ms Nova
{YAY me !}
So how about an irish coffee here Cap ?
Good wake up medicine !
An' a spot of the devil for everyone else who wants to partake ?
Ms Nova wants a cup full of Suds
And heavy on the Sea Men ?
hehehe...
wpangel2 March 29, 2012 at 9:27pm
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I really dont wanna take a nap, now c'mon yall lets livin this place up a bit
WAKE UP please
hotpoet March 29, 2012 at 9:45pm
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IT's quiet in here huh ?
wpangel2 March 29, 2012 at 10:03pm
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ya it is gall darn it and I dont have anyone to play pool with here, my pool buddy is off painting her new place prepping to open her bar
wpangel2 March 29, 2012 at 10:04pm
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happy for her tho, she is becoming an independent business woman
hotpoet March 29, 2012 at 10:07pm
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Oh how cool
Well i am not much company
But always glad to listen
I WORKED TODAY AND I AM SORE !
Did a lot of up and down on my old knees
But getting close to a pay check
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 30, 2012 at 12:36am
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SpaceAngel said the same thing, incidentally. Here, you're gonna need this drink more than I, lol!
The pool table has been temporarily confiscated by Joe. Something about hidden clues to the disappearance of the bong.
wpangel2 March 30, 2012 at 1:02am
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what u talkin bout . . . confiscated, confiscated, get that man in here right NOW, Joe I want my pool table back. . . .stomp stomp stomp grrrrrrrr
hotpoet March 30, 2012 at 9:56am
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HAHAHA Angel you're funny !
Cap...I don't REALLY think "SpaceAngel" would have the same problem
Since her "Cankles" are already on the floor ?
hehehe
My knee pads helped a lot !
{After i finally dug them out... }
wpangel2 March 30, 2012 at 8:19pm
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I just want the pool table back poet
golly gee I only ever go to a bar to play pool, I just wanna play a lil pool, calm the nerves, hit a few balls around . . . he cant take away the pool table . . . . . nooooo, noooo, ju ju just aint fair !!
JoeFriday33 March 31, 2012 at 12:30am
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It was Friday, March 30th, I was in the Mingles Bar & Lounge, it was raining outside and the beer was flowing freely. I have the pool table under lock and key, I'm sorry but it is evidence, and I'm not returning it until we get to the bottom of the beer bong debacle. Someone has it, someone who has been conspicuous in their absence for the past couple of weeks. IF this bong was taken across state lines, or country lines for that matter, things are going to get ugly. I've been to the basement, I've seen the sights, I've heard the groans and nibbling noises...I've been a cop a long time, these things don't escape me. When I find who's responsible for the disappearance of the beer bong, well...let's just say I've been downstairs, I've seen the sights, I've heard the groans and....wait, I already said that. I think you get the picture. I have some questions for Ilene by the way...has anyone seen her?
shopstar March 31, 2012 at 5:45am
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Um, about that Beer Bong!
The eye sees all!
Doesn't tell all! Sees all!
shopstar March 31, 2012 at 5:48am
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Someone take that weapon, I mean pool cue from Angel. She's a swingin' and mutterin' about mechanics and such, gonna' hurt someone soon.
Bring the whole house a round on me!
mysticct March 31, 2012 at 10:08am
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I'll drink to that.
skroyy March 31, 2012 at 2:49pm
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Joe, I just saw Ilene and she's got a glazed over look in her eye's mumbling something about Friday's nightstick. I'd be careful if I were you! And btw, you better lock up the pool cue's until this is solved, too! She has a tendency to confuse pool cue's and nightsticks - some Ukranian thing. I dunno.
Now, I'm just speculating here, because I don't carry a badge, but it seems to me with angel's ranting and raving and pool cue swinging, there's some definite similarities between her and Ilene. Just an observation.
As for that beer bong, maybe you better call that arrogant, misguided, foghorn character. Wouldn't surprise me if he's behind the whole thing somehow, or at least knows something about it! I shudder at the thought though...............that character makes me nervous!
wpangel2 March 31, 2012 at 4:30pm
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naww you aint got nothing to worry bout completely and totally American here . . .yes sirry, theres nottin to confuse between a pool cue and a nightstick, dang I should know
lol . . . . I reserve the use of whackin pool cues to dirty ole men o'er 70+ tryin to grab ooooh nvm . . . and for rascally detectives that confiscate pool tables hmmmph
. . . . see what happens when ya rattle my nerves, how's a girl suppose to relax and enjoy a few good tunes without bein able to concentrate on hitting a few balls round a table, , , , ,huh, huh ?
wpangel2 March 31, 2012 at 4:32pm
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as for mechanics weeeeelllll I got something better in store for those boys that forget how to read directives , pool cues would be tooo tame for what I got in mind for those boys. . . . .yaaaaahahahahahaha
wpangel2 March 31, 2012 at 4:32pm
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as for mechanics weeeeelllll I got something better in store for those boys that forget how to read directives , pool cues would be tooo tame for what I got in mind for those boys. . . . .yaaaaahahahahahaha
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 31, 2012 at 7:46pm
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Skroyy, Land Sakes Alive!
You've been shirking you duties here! For that, you get to drink martinis the rest of the week, with little pink umbrellas in them. And you have to sit for WP's puppy with the little pink bandana.
JoeFriday33 March 31, 2012 at 7:56pm
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I'm sorry Miss WP, but I'm have to confiscate that pool cue you're wielding. I'm not too sure I like the look on your face when you're chalking it up. Skroyy has me thinking, as well...how's about taking them there boots off for a minute. I think a toe inspection is in order.
JoeFriday33 March 31, 2012 at 7:57pm
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And Mr. Shopstar, if you don't give that bong back, I know someone with a dull athame and a quick broom that will make you pay for it. Don't make me call in the troops. They have itchy trigger fingers, and fly by night inventions.
wpangel2 March 31, 2012 at 8:53pm
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but but but I dont wanna give my pool cue up, no . . I dont wanna, you cant make me . . . nope I aint gonna give it up,
comes in mighty handy it does, it does. hmm lets see here who can I hide behind . . . .
Oh, and um Joe um I am already runnin round barefoot. . . . its gorgeous outside arent my toes pretty . . . all painted!! YEAH!!! sure feelin like summer here
hotpoet March 31, 2012 at 8:56pm
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I like pretty painted toes ?
{eyebrows going up and down}
hotpoet March 31, 2012 at 9:04pm
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Let's play "Piddy Toes" {I bet you're ticklish}
THIS little "Piddy" went to market...
THIS little "piddy" stayed home...
{Tickle tickle}
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)March 31, 2012 at 9:06pm
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I notice poet only mentioned two of the toes...could it be WP only has THREE toes on one foot?? Ilene....is that YOU???
JoeFriday33 March 31, 2012 at 9:23pm
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Aha, my hunch was right! I knew it was either her or that Pamela mayor lady. The whole thing about a deck being built that takes 3 years and still isn't finished was fishy from the start. And who ever heard of a witch from Miami with a dull athame that hears noises in the sky? These women around here are up to something, and I mean to get to the bottom of it.
....just as soon as I have another drink or two.
skroyy March 31, 2012 at 9:33pm
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Look out now! You know what's parked beside that dull athame is that supercharged Dyson sucking on everything in sight!!! There goes the pink umbrella's and bandana - Joe's nightstick and hat - captains beard - Ilene's accent - angel's three remaining toes - even the moo cows!! Run for your lives!! Oh no!!! Do you see what I see?? Could it be??? The Dyson is sucking it right through the air!! I need conformation on this!! Is it what I think it is?????????
JoeFriday33 March 31, 2012 at 9:39pm
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Is Dyson's first name Mike by any chance? Cause my ear kinda hurts.
wpangel2 March 31, 2012 at 9:54pm
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oooh nooooo I still have all my toes, they was jus a bit hidden see n as how a certain lil pup likes to be on my every step, seeeeeeeeee aint they pretty. . . . all of 'em are there
gee n' I thought that was a tornado, whiskin things round dang. . . . . I wanna go home, I wanna go home . . . . .
hotpoet March 31, 2012 at 10:01pm
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You have pretty toes Angel !
All TEN !
hotpoet March 31, 2012 at 10:11pm
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Is that Ruby Red polish like your slippers "Dorothy" ?
shopstar April 1, 2012 at 7:01am
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**toke***cough***toke*
??? What??? Who??? Umm.....
JoeFriday33 April 1, 2012 at 2:48pm
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Alright Shopstar, we've got you surrounded. With your right hand, I want you to SLOWLY set the bong on the bar, back up to the foosball machine, turn around, set your hands on the table, bend down as far as you can, and place your forehead on the table.
Now, repeat after me....
"I will never mess with Joe's sta....err, I will never take something that doesn't belong to me. I will not place cowboys pennants in the men's room or put patriots pennants in the urinal, and I will never, EVER mention fema camps in front of captain corelli again."
Thank you. (I get a kickback for that last part)
adamslt April 1, 2012 at 3:30pm
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wow...this has turned into a rouhg place...dang
wpangel2 April 1, 2012 at 4:17pm
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aaaahhhheeeeeeeeeeem Mr Friday . . . . I think you can put the pool table back now. . . .
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 1, 2012 at 5:15pm
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I hear indians coming...
hotpoet April 1, 2012 at 5:38pm
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They're probably just blowing smoke signals ...
skroyy April 1, 2012 at 7:18pm
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Don't listen to them, Joe....it's a trick! There's still more facts to be uncovered.
I need something green to drink.
adamslt April 1, 2012 at 7:25pm
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alright well yall get liquored up good so you can sing with me..cmon sing along now...(sung to the tune of i feel pretty) cmon sing with me now...i haate hooouston...i haaate houuuston,its filthy and switty and gaaaaay...i hate houston...tired of houston,every weekend sitting here rotting awaaaaay...
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 1, 2012 at 7:39pm
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Don't sing too loudly, adam....they shoot jayhawks on sight in Houston. They also use spittoons for vases.
wpangel2 April 1, 2012 at 8:08pm
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aint there a song Houston somewhere. . . . Houston Houston means that I'm one day closer to you hehehehehe Houston Houston
on the other hand . . . much better tune Summertime is finally here That old ballpark, man, is back in gear Out on 49 Man I can see the lights School's out and the nights roll in Man, just like a long lost friend You ain't seen in a while And can't help but smile And it's two bare feet on the dashboard Young love and an old Ford Cheap shades and a tattoo And a Yoo-Hoo bottle on the floorboard . . . . sweet summertime c'mon adam sing for us lol can just bout deal without the pool table then
Perfect song on the radio
Sing along 'cause it's one we know
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime
Sweet summertime
wpangel2 April 1, 2012 at 8:11pm
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c'mon boys adam's singin
Yoo- Hooo
mysticct April 1, 2012 at 8:18pm
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Ok guys this fru fru smelling place needs to get back to being the mingles bar, bartender, heinikin dark, pickled eggs and penrose sausage for all. Shop will drink to that. so will I
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 1, 2012 at 8:32pm
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Done. But partner, if you call my place fru fru smellin' again I'm a gonna have to hogtie you, strap you to the picket fence, and tell you you have a purdy face.
wpangel2 April 1, 2012 at 8:32pm
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awww c'mon now myst . . .nothin fru fru with a lil song n dance in a bar
shopstar April 1, 2012 at 8:37pm
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I'll Drink to That!
Mysticct
skroyy April 1, 2012 at 8:38pm
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And so will I! About 10 times over!!!
Geez!! Give angel back her pool table, give adam something to eat, and give me a set of ear muffs!! I'm in charge of entertainment around here and you're all fired!! Now give me something blue to drink before Foghorn gets here and starts croonin, too!
shopstar April 1, 2012 at 8:40pm
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***toke***cough***toke***
mysticct April 1, 2012 at 9:44pm
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it's all those vanillia and baby powder scented candles capn. we have to counter act that somehow.
get all another round, don't forget yourself
shop will drink to that i am sure
adamslt April 2, 2012 at 1:19am
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ok..i dont even drink and find this an awesome commercial-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_jIj4UWuRg
shopstar April 2, 2012 at 6:13am
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Mysticct is correct!
I'll Drink to That!
Adam's comm too!
traveler55 April 2, 2012 at 11:51am
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Adam, you're a prince among men, and I'm proud to call you friend. But there's no way I'm gonna share one with you.
This is one of my favourites: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ
I believe its point is universally appreciated.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 2, 2012 at 12:28pm
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Wait, we buy beer by the keg here. What's China doing these days, anyway?
mylady_pamela April 2, 2012 at 1:07pm
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Traveler - that is funny and something I have told my kids about many times - the facts of life are far bigger than how babies are born!
adamslt April 2, 2012 at 2:51pm
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dang! Traveler...that commercial was enouhg to make me reconsider getting myself neutered,lol!
and i found Pamela's secret-http://start.toshiba.com/tv/3/player/vendor/CBC/player/grab/asset/grab-vmB5nv7rbk
i also found a link talking about the supply soon no longer able to meet demand in chocolate,but was afraid mylady would go into convulsions if i put it up
mylady_pamela April 2, 2012 at 4:35pm
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Adam...
I have a year supply of cocoa, milk powder, sugar, flour, egg substitute and baking soda in my storage room. Not to mention Easter is approaching and the after Easter sales will restock my chocolate supply in my freezer. Do you really think I would put myself at risk?
Tsk tsk tsk
hotpoet April 2, 2012 at 6:06pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASiY0icHeSo&feature=fvwp&NR=1
{Snicker}
mostie_mostie April 2, 2012 at 8:22pm
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Ah, a forum where tck doesn't venture, and can't delete posts, awesome-but I don't drink...lol
TheBoshow April 2, 2012 at 8:27pm
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tampon machine is empty again in the bathroom
just fyi
wpangel2 April 2, 2012 at 9:00pm
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its all good mostie, there be several who drop by that dont drink
(myself included) . . . .rather nice and a hoot to watch some of the those who do. . . .shhh wont mention any names there
. . . .mylady is on the hunt for those chocolate easter eggs, me I like to shoot a few rounds of pool . . . it sure is nice havin a place where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came .. . . .
btw shup bo or fill it up
TheBoshow April 2, 2012 at 9:31pm
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I dont work in the bathroom anymore
i got tired of changing the urinal cakes and Skyroy trying to play "aim the urine stream at Bo's Head" game
wpangel2 April 4, 2012 at 7:37pm
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waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiit just a minute here, ummmmm ummmm bo how would you know what the women's room needed or not? ooh nvm I dont know if n I want to know the answer to that question
TheBoshow April 4, 2012 at 8:23pm
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uni sex at MB&L
wpangel2 April 4, 2012 at 8:43pm
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WHAT, What, you mean the ladies round here have to share with the guys???? grumbles i dont know bout that one . . . . think your pullin my leg here bo. . .
mysticct April 4, 2012 at 9:02pm
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why do ya thinks the condom machine is next to the tampoon machine.
TheBoshow April 4, 2012 at 9:29pm
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and i also quit cuz mystic kept leaving upper deckers
where you poop in the toilet tank and leave it there
wpangel2 April 4, 2012 at 10:59pm
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okay EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW dont wanna know that - way tooo much information there !!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 4, 2012 at 11:55pm
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***"i dont know bout that one . . . . think your pullin my leg here bo. . ."***
...that's what happens when you leave it dangling under the stall.
TheBoshow April 5, 2012 at 4:50am
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there is a Tck Hole again in the left stall....this is what happens with no bathroom attendent
mysticct April 5, 2012 at 12:56pm
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i would never do such a thing.
bob has the sick sense of humor not me.
hotpoet April 5, 2012 at 1:09pm
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...Shitty
jaclynlee April 5, 2012 at 10:50pm
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Bartender! Slide me a Miller lite please! I am celebrating our new mini karaoke machine that has me hoarse after just a few hours and the long awaited Mingles approval of my latest picture with the rather large transvestite.
shopstar April 6, 2012 at 6:45am
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All right Jacy!
"I'll Drink To That!"
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 6, 2012 at 11:40am
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Coming right up, Jacy. You're gonna have to talk to that partner of yours though. He/she keep ordering martinis, and wanting different color umbrellas for the glass. Either they make up their mind or I'm slipping a mickey in their drink and sending 'em home with you.
hotpoet April 6, 2012 at 1:56pm
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Damn Ms Jacy...
THAT is one U G L Y Woman !
{No offense intended}
I think i will sip on a nice long island tea
Strong please...
jaclynlee April 6, 2012 at 10:34pm
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Captain I know you are against watering down alcohol but I'm not sure I can hold that beast of a man/woman up if he/she get too inebriated to stand on his/her own. So can you do me a solid tonight and toss some sparkling water in with the colored umbrellas?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 7, 2012 at 12:49am
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Are you sure? I was gonna get him/her plastered, and then send him/her to the boshow to play "guess what's under my kilt."
shopstar April 7, 2012 at 10:24am
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Make it the three colored drinks with the little umbrellas. Those kick ass.
The next round is on me.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 7, 2012 at 12:01pm
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So THAT's what you're looking at. I was wondering what was up with your eyeball. Technicolorly speaking, of course.
mysticct April 7, 2012 at 8:14pm
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I'll drink to that.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 7, 2012 at 8:56pm
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Sorry mystic, bo said to cut you off.
TheBoshow April 7, 2012 at 9:21pm
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did not
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 7, 2012 at 9:55pm
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...something about coagulated upper deckers, and a bad view from the cheap seats
TheBoshow April 7, 2012 at 9:59pm
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the more mystic drinks...the sexier i am
mysticct April 7, 2012 at 11:20pm
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damnit i already splained, it's bob that has the sick sense of humor.
beer me please
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 8, 2012 at 9:39pm
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BEERED!!!
Bob is cut off, until he relinquishes the driver's license. Joe's orders.
Now, I've had enough of chocolate bunnies and technicolor eggs...I'm breaking out the everclear. Who has brass ones?
TheBoshow April 8, 2012 at 9:53pm
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lets put the everclear into a watermelon and cut slices
good start for the Tigers this year.....cheers
hotpoet April 8, 2012 at 11:09pm
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SPIKED WATERMELON YUM !
Ice cold ...!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 9, 2012 at 12:11am
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Some guy was just in here with a dog that looked like lassie, and they were both eating the slices, and he was so proud he was petting the dog profusely.
That's right...he was feeling a little melon collie.
hotpoet April 9, 2012 at 12:17am
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Just wait til they catch a buzz and the dog starts humping his leg...
{snicker}
shopstar April 9, 2012 at 7:04am
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I'll Drink To That!
jaclynlee April 9, 2012 at 9:21am
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I need a morning screwdriver, please. I'm still pissed at yesterday's events. Figured I'll hang here for a while before I end up divorced or in jail.
I almost ordered in hair of the dog fashion, but was afraid in light of recent conversation, I might actually get hair of the dog.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 9, 2012 at 10:49am
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lol, wise move Jacy!
(Someone wanna grab me my toolbox)...
jaclynlee April 9, 2012 at 11:13am
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haha! will I ever learn???
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 9, 2012 at 12:12pm
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*puts Gran Torino up on the big screen*
Yeah that's right, we have a BIG screen now. And LOTS of Clint Eastwood movies. Everyone can pitch in their faves, I know we can count on "Rosemary's Baby" and "Titanic" from Mostie, lol.
traveler55 April 9, 2012 at 12:14pm
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Go ahead. Make my day.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 9, 2012 at 11:35pm
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Jacy has put in a special request and it has been honored...therefore, let it be heretofore forthwith known, beer nuts will no longer be available in the Mingles Bar & Lounge. They have been replaced with buttered popcorn flavored jelly bellies.
jaclynlee April 9, 2012 at 11:45pm
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ecchh! you might as well throw in the coffee flavored and French Vanilla, too...I have a bunch of them I can donate to the cause. Those are the only ones left in the bag. Since you have so graciously offered those up, don't forget Pam's pickled flavored slushie machine!
TheBoshow April 10, 2012 at 2:16am
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gran torino is a good movie...pissed i missed the showing
shopstar April 10, 2012 at 6:09am
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"Ill Drink to That!"
mysticct April 10, 2012 at 9:10am
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Wait a damn minute there, you can not take away the beer nuts. Bo will not be able to tell the old beer nuts, deer nuts joke ifin ya do and it will ruin his stage routine. I am all for new things but the place still stinks from the scented candle expirement. Sure put out the jelly beans, at the least it's ammo to throw at the stage. Just don't take away the good things. Next thing ya know they gonna want to replace the pickled eggs and sausages with cucumber sammiches and lemon tarts or something like that.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 10, 2012 at 10:16am
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***"Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job."***
I'm beginning to like this movie. Quick, someone pass the cucumber sammiches.
mysticct April 10, 2012 at 8:31pm
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That part of the movie is funny as hell.
TheBoshow April 10, 2012 at 9:03pm
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great movie all around
wpangel2 April 10, 2012 at 11:29pm
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great I think not, AWESOME Movie!!!! funny and good story line!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 11, 2012 at 12:49am
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Seinfeld and George in the HOOD...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Z7O9Xe57E&feature=related
mysticct April 13, 2012 at 10:58pm
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Capn & shop some very sad news today.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/lingerie-football-league-goes-hiatus-2012-season-190752473.html
Better get us all a drink capn we will have to drown our sorrows.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 14, 2012 at 12:01am
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Round of drinks on the house...something tells me Shop will be going to Australia for the promotional tour, lol. Just a hunch!
shopstar April 14, 2012 at 8:03am
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I'll Drink to That!
And it just so happens I have a ten year multiple entry vise to down under. ( I turned in 10 vegimite labels with my visa application) Good till 2019!
That's lots of time for LFL and those three colored drinks with the little umbrellas.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 14, 2012 at 12:15pm
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You men at work, you'd better take cover!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 14, 2012 at 3:00pm
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By the way, hockey playoffs are under way. This is cause for great celebration, and drinks are free as long as you are rooting for any team in particular. Even if it's the Maple Leafs.
(Kidding, just kidding!!)
mysticct April 14, 2012 at 8:02pm
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I'll drink to that so will shop.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 14, 2012 at 9:10pm
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Are you a NY Rangers fan, Myst?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 15, 2012 at 3:02pm
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Sorry for helping ruin things around here lately...as a token, all drinks are free for the rest of the month. Even for Shop and Mysticct, which will probably break the bank. If all we see are threads from the same person from now on, it won't be through any fault of mine, that's the best I can do. Hopefully others will follow suit, and we can have our site back.
skroyy April 15, 2012 at 3:15pm
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I'll drink to that!! And so will myst and shop, I'm sure!
Cap, your friends understand, so let's just forget it and move on. Now.....give me something purple to drink!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 15, 2012 at 3:22pm
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Purple, hmmm....how about a Purple People Eater. It's modeled after the old Vikings defense, it only costs a quarter, but after you go through 3 of them it starts really incapacitating you. After the fourth quarter, you're pretty much toast.
Page, Eller, Marshall & Larsen...their motto was "meet at the quarterback," lol. I'll drink to that!
skroyy April 15, 2012 at 3:27pm
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Sounds good to me! But I want it chased with the Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Special, and I want the bikini filled....IF you know what I mean!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 15, 2012 at 3:29pm
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Ahh, you want the booby prize! let me talk to Ilene, I have to keep her on her toes sometimes (all 3 of them)
skroyy April 15, 2012 at 3:42pm
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Ok, but I want BOTH booby prizes and ALL the toes!! You know how greedy I am!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 15, 2012 at 4:20pm
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Alright, one purple people eater and some toe food coming right up! And an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot bikini with stuffing...just be careful. The AC is on in here, so things may appear bigger than they really are for a while.
shopstar April 16, 2012 at 6:21am
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I'll Drink to That!
And so will Mysticct!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 17, 2012 at 12:28pm
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Wet Willy visits the Dallas Mavericks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko1kbwbIJd4&feature=youtu.be&t=7s
jaclynlee April 17, 2012 at 12:54pm
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My brother in law bought our local pool hall last week. As a token of my appreciation to him for not letting my dad's favorite place fall prey to someone who would change the atomsphere drastically, I will serve up his favorite rootbeer float at his newest establishment this Saturday night, on me, to all the patrons...with a twist. Thought I would share the recipe here at Cap'ns bar...
one part Whipped Vodka (I prefer Pinnacle brand)
two parts Root Beer
One scoop Vanilla ice cream
One cherry to top it off
For his, I will add chocolate shavings to the top just to pretty it up and make him feel special.
hotpoet April 17, 2012 at 1:02pm
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YUM !
That sounds GOOD Ms Jacy !
Think i'll try one too ...
hotpoet April 17, 2012 at 1:07pm
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HAHAHA WET WILLIE !
hotpoet April 17, 2012 at 1:12pm
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That guy better be careful
He's liable to get an ear infoction !
7L
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 17, 2012 at 11:52pm
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I'll take one of those too, Jacy! Sounds delectable.
Poet, that was what some guy blogged after the story on yahoo...he said "looks like he better get tested," lol.
shopstar April 18, 2012 at 8:34am
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I'll Drink To That!
And so will mysticct.
shopstar April 18, 2012 at 8:35am
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We'll have one of those Root Beer Floats.
And a Dr Pepper chaser in memory of Pete and David!
shopstar April 19, 2012 at 9:02am
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Just recieved the Texan's 2012 football schedule and season ticket email.
Researve me a seat and table in here now for Thanksiving this year. We play the Detroit Lions!!! In Detroit! LOL
....wonders what the bar tab will be that day.....
And we have a Sunday Night game against Green Bay. And we also get Tebowed again this year.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 19, 2012 at 11:59pm
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Sorry about the bad draw on Turkey Day, Shop...DonkeyKong Suh will be very hungry by November! The bar tab and menu is already set, you'll just have to wait to see what it is though, lol. Hines Ward has said he's only consider coming out of retirement if he could play on the Lions this year. Oh yeah...better tell the Texans to turn their phones off when they check into the hotel the night before. I have a plan...
shopstar April 20, 2012 at 7:42am
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Do you have an installment plan or "layaway" type for bar tabs?
We(Texans) have 5 prime time games and then with Detroit, Green Bay, Saints and Superbowl Champs Giants prime time games included it will be a long busy season.
I'll gladly supply or work out in trade the "special" tobaccy for the Beer Bong.
jaclynlee April 20, 2012 at 2:05pm
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Congrats on the Texan primetime games! That's always a plus! Saints...aye aye aye!! what the heck are they gonna do without Sean this year? Gonna be an interesting season...that's for sure. Tebow and the Jets...not sure how that's gonna work out yet either.
Hungry DonkeyKong...he better hope he's just stomping for pure fun this year and not for a bounty!
skroyy April 20, 2012 at 7:41pm
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I need something ice blue to drink tonight!
H_W April 20, 2012 at 8:58pm
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Anyone need a ride? Bob's off tonight.
wpangel2 April 21, 2012 at 1:07am
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hey did yall know that one can actually beat a computer chess game
wowzer neat - o !!
shopstar April 21, 2012 at 7:53am
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Where's Bob ????
The last time he gave me a ride home, we ran into those Poodle twins at the corner, Fifi and her sister and we......
Wait, if this wasn't a mixed crowd and I wasn't feeling "saintly," I'd.....
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 21, 2012 at 9:19pm
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HW, are those moonshine jugs you got in the back of that thing?!? Is that what they make you do when you're kidnapped, drug across the border, and forced to withstand seven course meals for breakfast from a blonde englishwoman??? Welcome back partner...did you bring the bong back with you?
The Mingles Bar & Lounge, due to customer demand, now has a layaway plan for bar tabs. Some of you may need it, you're building up quite a mountain of unpaid bar tabs. I think I need to hire an accountant. Skroyy, Jacy, WP...any takers?
H_W April 22, 2012 at 8:19am
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I had to get a dependable pick-up truck to carry all the Chrome-Plated Uni-Brow Trimmers and the inebriated clients of the Mingles Bar & Lounge.
skroyy April 22, 2012 at 9:35am
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Cap, is that lay-away plan for bar tabs, or getiing 'laid away' in that new ride???
I need something silver to drink!
wpangel2 April 22, 2012 at 2:58pm
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been keepin busy helping a friend get her bar up n running here, seems I just might have a part time book keeping job . . . all good
I get to play free pool whenever I want
(well almost whenever
).
Might suggest a lil Jose Cuervo Silver 1800 for ya skroyy, mighty smooth stuff but umm careful I hear it tends to make the world spin just a bit just a bit now ya hear after a few of 'em.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 22, 2012 at 4:49pm
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Will it go 'round in circles? Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
shopstar April 23, 2012 at 8:03am
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Come by to pay on that lay away tab. Give everyone a round of that silver stuff on me, make Skroys a double and be sure and hide the pool cues from Angel.
Great looking truck H_W
Please give us the story behind it.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 23, 2012 at 10:09am
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It is a nice truck, but I bet it gets horrible gas mileage. There's FIVE tires on that thing, and one of 'em looks way out of balance.
hotpoet April 23, 2012 at 12:16pm
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That is a nice truck !
Is it a model "Eh" ?
hehehe...
H_W April 23, 2012 at 2:13pm
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"Great looking truck H_W. Please give us the story behind it."
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Thanks! It's name is "Harold".
I'm really pleased with it. Apparently, it was restored about 25 years ago, but appears as if it just came of the assembly line.
The only thing I had to do is replace King Pins and bushings in the front axle and clean up the carb.
Haven't calculated gas mileage yet; hoping it will get about 24 mpg like "Cecelia", the Roadster does.
I found out the restorer is still living and I will be calling him tonight for more history on the truck. I'll let you know.
MOSTess April 23, 2012 at 5:14pm
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I think the guy that comes with the truck looks pretty good *wink wink nudge nudge pass me a drink*
skroyy April 23, 2012 at 7:29pm
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Yea, but isn't the restorer pretty old till now, Mostess? hehehe
I need something rectangular to drink tonight! And give one to shop, too, since he Hi Ho Silvered me last night! Talk about getting laid away!!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 24, 2012 at 12:35am
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***"I need something rectangular to drink tonight!"***
Ok Skroyy, I've poured you a special blend of whiskey. Sometimes it won't affect you much, but sometimes it will obliterate you. You'll find out soon enough. It just depends whether you drink it at the right angle.
shopstar April 24, 2012 at 7:04am
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Passes a Drink to Mostess....
It's a great find H_W and I wish it could talk. Beautiful design and color scheme.
I'm aware that this Ford was the first "truck" with an enclosed cab.
Another 40horse? (couldn't wait 4 more years for that Flathead V8 hehe...)
It looks to be a 'stepside' too, now it's got me wondering if that is a first too?
Cristobalito April 24, 2012 at 9:10am
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I have to wonder if HW bought his truck from Mr.Haney's estate....
Mr.Haney's truck was a 1923 Model T Ford Stake Truck with the license plate number of "JLZ257"
Without a doubt, if HW has stumbled upon Mr.Haney's old truck, it would be '4-2-0-2-S' to say the least!
H_W April 24, 2012 at 10:18am
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What was Mr. Haney's first name?
Actually, I "picked up" the "pickup" in Ohio (near Cleveland). Do we know anyone (near Cleveland)?
Yep, it's 40hp L-Head, but the enclosed Cab is a carry over from the previous Model T, mounted on an A chassis.
Ahooga!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 24, 2012 at 11:58am
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What is that little button under the dash labeled "hyperspeed?"
H_W April 24, 2012 at 4:20pm
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It's the button I use to pass Shop's Pimpmobile, just before I go into Ludicrous Speed.
Next to it, is the * button, which lights the * signal.
skroyy April 24, 2012 at 7:39pm
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*"What was Mr. Haney's first name?"*
He actually had two first names that were used. One was Eustus...or maybe Eustice...I don't know how to spell it..lol...but can anyone name the second one that was also used for the grand prize???
Congrats on the find, H_W....he's a beauty! Now, could someone PLEASE give me something orange, mushy and round to drink?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 24, 2012 at 11:34pm
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One tangerini martini coming up. If it makes your asterisk glow, don't say I didn't warn you.
hotpoet April 25, 2012 at 12:16am
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Peach tree schnapps !
Um UMMM good !
JoeFriday33 April 25, 2012 at 1:01am
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I just saw something ludicrous.
License and registration, please.
H_W April 25, 2012 at 6:12am
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License? Isn't it back there on the bumper, occifer?
Here's my registration. My name is Fred....Fred Haney.
and I was watching my lead spimit.....
shopstar April 25, 2012 at 7:10am
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Joe may have just solved the disappearence of the Beer Bong.
shopstar April 25, 2012 at 7:11am
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Other first name? Good question.
I'm thinking, Civil War for $100 Alex,
In what southern city were the first shots of the Civil War fired in April 1861?
jaclynlee April 25, 2012 at 8:12am
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Charleston....but, did not surrender until the end of the war...
However, it was in Vicksburg that Col. Autry declared "Mississippians don't know the meaning of the word surrender.."
I think that was one of the longest seiges in that war at 47 days...Vicksburg finally surrendering on July 4. They refused to celebreate Independence Day for years because of the signficance of that date.
jaclynlee April 25, 2012 at 8:18am
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Nothing like a little Southern history with my first Pepsi Max of the morning
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 25, 2012 at 10:56am
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Don't forget the "Missouri Boat Ride"...
jaclynlee April 25, 2012 at 12:21pm
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Okay, I had to Google that, Captatin...
jaclynlee April 25, 2012 at 12:21pm
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And maybe I should have hit my post with spell check before renaming you, too!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 25, 2012 at 1:44pm
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lol
shopstar April 26, 2012 at 6:17am
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Cut Jacy off, or at least move her farther away from the table with the Beer Bong.
shopstar April 26, 2012 at 6:18am
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On second thought,
I'll Drink To That!
Give me whatever she's drinking, and give one to mysticct too.
shopstar April 26, 2012 at 6:20am
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Gibv ebverybody one, or two, or four
H_W's new ride home pick em up truck has plenty of space.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 26, 2012 at 3:58pm
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Where's the rumble seat?
Hound_Dog April 26, 2012 at 5:16pm
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Looks like this is the only thread a person can write in,have a nice day all...
hotpoet April 26, 2012 at 5:22pm
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Hi Hound Dog !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsQSb9RFo0
Shakin' me shillelagh....
/
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{Do the Monkey}
MAN I'm PRETTY !
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 26, 2012 at 5:36pm
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Hey Hound, come on in and grab a seat. Just don't turn on the hockey playoffs, it's...it's...well, it's just too much to bear, that's all.
Thank God for this whiskey. What'll it be?
wpangel2 April 26, 2012 at 9:32pm
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any tips on how to get grease out from under your nails?
shopstar April 27, 2012 at 5:25am
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Usually, a 20-30 minute dive will do it. Come on down here and and I'll fix you right up Angel!
shopstar April 27, 2012 at 5:30am
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Dish washing soap (grease fighter) works best. Wash some dishes by hand. Then clean nails.
And next time, before you start, scrape your nails across a bar of damp soap. This will stop most of it from getting under there .
shopstar April 27, 2012 at 5:32am
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Good thing you caught me sober there, now what are we drinking today Captain? I need to change that.
wpangel2 April 27, 2012 at 8:34am
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my son will love that, he's been on dish duty for the last 3 months. . . . seems I have this way with vehicles lately, starter went out on suburban as I was about to load my dad's 78 chevy pickup along side the highway
but I'll remember that for next time
got to crawl under and replace positive battery cable today.
put shops next few on me capt.
hotpoet April 28, 2012 at 2:41am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=t7JOsXqTmUk
HAHAHAHAHA !
Gee i bet little "TOTO"^^^ is thinking there's no place like home...There's no place..
hehehe
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 28, 2012 at 11:47am
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Strohs for Shop and a daiquiri for WP, Dos Equis for Poet.
WP I had a Suburban a few years back, and went through FIVE starters in 2 months before I found out there was a small crack in the underside of the block that was making the starter move and mashing the gear (also ruined my flywheel, which I had to replace after the block was welded). The starter would work for a couple days and fail, and I thought I was getting a bad lot, lol.
wpangel2 April 28, 2012 at 12:08pm
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thanks capt, the starter was going thru quite a workout. Had top mount connectors on the battery cables with a side mount battery. . . plus the battery hold down was loose, had trouble getting it to stay still bounced around all over the place
loosing up the connectors and cables uggg started hard and eventually fried the cables and end pretty good - not sure but thinkin that took its toll on the starter. . . . crossin fingers that now finally got the new starter and the right positive battery cable on that all will be good.
replacing some hoses today, pretty worn and look like they will go at any time
trade that daiquiri in for a virgin bloody mary with some extra hot sauce need a lil extra kick here to get out there again
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 28, 2012 at 4:52pm
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Got ya, one bloody mary with no experience coming right up!
The bar's license is getting ready to expire....anyone in the real estate market?
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 28, 2012 at 6:33pm
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Ok a question for you car buffs...if one side grabs more than the other (though I can't tell which side yet) when braking, and the pads don't look worn, what am I looking at...a sticky caliper on one side??
hotpoet April 28, 2012 at 6:43pm
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That would be my first guess Cap !
As long as both sides are dry {No fluid saturation or leaks}
That would almost have to be the cause
They usually have a proportioning valve or "Block"
Somewhere in the lines from the master cylinder
But unless the fluid in the master cyl looks REALLY filthy
I think it is more likely the caliper ...
Hope Angel got her starter problem fixed as well
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 28, 2012 at 6:49pm
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Cool, that's what I was thinking...I have to make sure to buy the right side though, $72 a pop but I get $22 back when I take in the old one for the core charge.
wpangel2 April 28, 2012 at 11:02pm
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thanks hotpoet, ended up spending more time argueing with my dad about how to do it than actually doing what I intended to get done. . . . . some days its best to just walk away from it all. Left me feeling pretty gall darn demoralized tho, and not real happy with guys in general at the moment. . . grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . .lets just say, sometimes egos get in the way of getting anything even remotely productive done.
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 28, 2012 at 11:22pm
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oh no, you can't say "gall darn" in a bar. That's it, I want you to step away from the doggie, but first....untie that little pink leash. Today Benji becomes a man!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 28, 2012 at 11:24pm
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Shop.....countdown please.
JoeFriday33 April 29, 2012 at 1:37am
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Excuse me, that doesn't mean Benji can drive. Just an FYI folks. Watch your prairie dogs by the way. Some have been infecting people with Monkey Pox. That's a fact.
shopstar April 29, 2012 at 6:57am
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"gall darn"????? She'll be wanting to light those candles again too. Took two weeks to get the doggie smell back in here last time. And Mysticct for that matter.
As soon as Bob can sneak the pick em up truck (mostess needs to distract ...) we'll take the Beer Bong with us and take the pink bandana off of Jug and go pick up Fifi and Fofo, those poodle twins on the corner.
They'll man him up right quick. It wouldn't be very saintly to go into detail.
wpangel2 April 29, 2012 at 10:48am
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shop you wearing those rose colored glasses again
I know it makes the world look all purdy and what not but ummm ummmmm it dont mean they really are all rosy pink ya know
now why is it the day I want to go spend some time out fishing it starts to rain grrrrr, aw well guess I'll have to get those cookies a baking after church . . . gonna smell real good round here real soon
skroyy April 29, 2012 at 1:28pm
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Lookit, I say now lookit here, folks!! I can't be havin that gall darn profanity bein used round my gall darn delicate ears! Us roosters have, I say gall darnit, us roosters have scruples, ya know! I don't care if ya are the hottest 72 year old to hit the streets since Ma Kettle came to town, gall darnit!! Maybe wha....I say maybe what we need is the fuzz to get the cuffs out and handcuff some fair young 72 year old maiden to the bar till she sque.....well, we'll let the law determine how long! Now, gall da....I say now gall darnit, give me somethin to get me to fallin all over myself!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 29, 2012 at 2:31pm
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Roosters may have scruples, but the jury is out on whether Fifi and Fofo do. Shop loves those candles though, gall darnit.
wpangel2 April 29, 2012 at 4:19pm
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but of course he does.. . . these ones smell like apple pie baking in the oven. . . and who doesnt like apple pie, thats would be like almost unheard of now. Here tell goes quite nicely with apple puckers too
wpangel2 April 29, 2012 at 4:26pm
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dang so does this place have any expresso? thinking I need a mighty powerful jolt of juice to get this 78 chevy pushed up into the driveway, uphill. uggggghhhh!!
CaptainCorelli2 (this topic's creator)April 29, 2012 at 4:41pm
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Shhhh, WP......think MOPAR!!!
wpangel2 April 29, 2012 at 6:24pm
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81 suburban
worked right fine. . . yup yup yup, getting to like my suburban more n more. First it pulled a 78 chevy 3/4 ton on a trailer back from Witchita once I got a new starter put in it alongside the highway n now, pushed that same ole truck up into the garage (up an incline mind ya). rrrrh rrrh rrrrrrrrrrrh
new starter, new battery cables, now radiator hose and she does this nice little pur when she starts
now its time for those cookies
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